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Thread name changed, and anyone can post Raw as the start of the 2010 draft. Post the new rosters after the show please.
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WWE THREE HOUR RAW Draft 2009
The show opens up with an epic video package of Wrestlemania XXVI. It highlights Undertaker retaining his streak, Rob Van Dam & Edge winning their respective titles, Bryan Danielson coming out victorious in the Scramble match & Bret Hart & Shawn Michaels owning. Shane McMahon comes out, and introduces us. He says that although we're rebounding off one of the best Wrestlemania’s in the last decade, the show must keep rolling, and tonight, everyone's on the line. Every match is a brand vs. brand, and in the main event we will see all three champions go at it in a triple threat match that give's their brand three drafts. But, the odds may vary for which brand gets the win, as by the end of the night, who knows? Maybe two championships will be on one brand. Anyways, the point is, there’s nothing but possibilities Every singles match is worth one draft, and tag team and triple threat matches are worth two(excluding the main event). Get it? Got It! Good.
{Commercial}
We return & see Cody Rhodes in the ring. Although he lost at WM, he's going to redeem himself, and try to win ECW a draft pick tonight. One thing though, his opponent is none other than the man who forced his former partner Ted Dibiase Junior to leave the WWE last night in Phoenix, Arizona. Can Cody defeat his former mentor in the squared circle?
Match 1
Randy Orton(RAW) vs. Cody Rhodes(ECW)
The match goes very good, and the crowd got behind Rhodes, big time. Rhodes did all he could, from a moonsault, to a diving elbow, and even a cutter of his own, but in the end it looked as if Randy Orton had it won. Randy countered a aerial clothesline with a dropkick, then measured for the Punt. The crowd boos, and tells Cody to beware of Orton, but Cody is oblivious to what's going on. Cody slowly gets up and gets nailed by the vicious punt to the head! Randy covers, and its over.
Result: Randy Orton pins Cody Rhodes
Draft Pick: Christian is drafted to RAW from ECW
{Commercial Break}
We return to our first tag team match of the night, as we will have Smackdown!'s Unified Champions; Luke Gallows & CM Punk aka the Straightedge Society take on RAW's newest alliance of the Big Show & the Miz!
Match 2
Luke Gallows & CM Punk(Smackdown!) vs. Big Show & the Miz(RAW)
Decent match that saw CM Punk stand out. The crowd boos both teams, but in the end, CM Punk had Miz for a GTS, but he turned around into a Haymaker from Big Show. Punk was KO'd, and Big Show fled the ring, and went outside so the referee didn't catch on. Miz lifted Punk, and went for a Twisting Neck breaker, but Gallows tagged himself in, and hit a big boot to an unaware Miz. Gallows pins, and wins.
Result: Luke Gallows pins The Miz
Draft Pick: Shawn Michaels & ECW Champion Bryan Danielson to Smackdown!
Bryan Danielson comes out without Shawn Michaels but with his new ECW Championship as the crowd cheers him on. Danielson points at the Straightedge Society in the ring, signaling a possible feud?
We go backstage and see WWE Champion RVD walking around. He bumps into Triple H who tells him to watch his back on RAW, if he stays. Because come Backlash Triple H is done playing with underclassmen championships, and is looking to retain what is rightfully his. Pfft, like this guy won the belt like over thirteen times.
{Commercial Break}
We return to the ring when ECW’s Ezekiel Jackson comes out for the first triple threat of the night, which just like the previous Tag Team match, is worth two draft picks. We just saw a World Champion be drafted showing just how important these matches can be. Next, we have another young blood, as RAW’s Jack Swagger comes out, and does some push ups. Can Swagger be successful tonight? Or will his plans be foiled by the man representing Smackdown!, whom is their newest roster member, Shawn Michaels!
Match 3
Ezekiel Jackson(ECW) vs. Jack Swagger(RAW) vs. Shawn Michaels(Smackdown)
Surprisingly entertaining match, as all three men were put over by each other, especially Shawn Michaels who got hit with both of his opponents finishers in the match. Shawn Michaels then got the crowds support, and fought through both men, and took it to them 100%. But at the end, a surprise interference took place when Ezekiel Jackson was back dropped outside, and in the ring were just Jack Swagger, and Shawn Michaels. Michaels back faced the entrance ramp, and he had just finished using a barrage of moves from his arsenal, and tuned up the band. Shawn has Swagger knocked out on the floor after the Superkick, but Batista called Shawn from the ramp with a microphone. Shawn turned around, and was completely distracted telling Batista to come down to the ring. Batista teased Shawn, and Ezekiel Jackson came in, and hurdled Shawn outside. Jackson then choke slammed a groggy Jack Swagger, and won ECW two draft picks.
Result: Ezekiel Jackson pins Jack Swagger
Draft Picks: Rey Mysterio & omfg, WWE Champion Rob Van Dam to ECW! wtf?
WWE Champion RVD comes out, and is hysterical, as this is the second time he goes to ECW after winning the WWE Championship. Rob doesn’t mind the downgrade, and says ECW is about to get turned around with Mr. Tuesday Night in the building!
Rob Van Dam goes to the back, and we visit the commentators for a bit until Big Dave Batista comes out from the back about to represent Smackdown! against RAW in a Singles match. Not many wrestlers in any company let alone RAW be able to handle the Animal. So his opponent will have to be someone of epic proportions, and that’s just what he is, as the man who lost to Bret Hart & Shawn Michaels last night, John Cena arrives! The crowd gives a mixed reaction, as Cena comes out, and prepares to due battle with a foe.
Match 4
Batista(Smackdown!) vs. John Cena(RAW)
Intense match with plenty of classic wrestling. Batista connected with four spinebusters, a Batista Bomb, and a Spear, and none of these moves put away the Doctor of Thuganomics who took countless pages out of the manual of Bret Hart to win back the fans, as John Cena tried for a Sharpshooter, connected with a Spike Piledriver, and a German Suplex bridging into a pin. The end saw Cena setup for the F-U but Batista bounced off, and ran to the ropes behind Cena where he bounced off, and connected with a tremendous Spear. Batista covers, but only gets the two count as the crowd boo’s at the result. Next, Batista setup for another finisher, the Batista Bomb. He stood over Cena’s head, and faced the Entrance Ramp, until, Shawn Michaels is seen running down the ramp for Batista. HBK climbs the apron as if he’s about to enter, and Batista runs at him to knock him off. Michaels jumps off of the apron, and Batista swings at nothing but air as he calls Shawn a coward. Batista goes crazy wanting Shawn’s blood but eventually turns around into a Fireman’s Carry. Cena executes the F-U, and is about to pin until he traps the Animal in the Sharpshooter! The crowd starts to applaud the noble victory for Cena & the RAW brand.
Result: John Cena forces Batista to submit
We go to a break before finding out who the draft pick is.
{Commercial Break}
Draft Pick: World Heavyweight Champion Edge!
WTF~! The crowd goes manic as Edge returns to RAW finally after a long stint in Smackdown!. The World Heavyweight Championship is also back on RAW, and this is probably one of the most historical drafts in wrestling history as all three world champions have changed brands. Edge & John Cena smile at each other as John Cena doesn’t approve of what he has done, bringing back his foe. Though Edge smirks and says he’s a changed man.
Next, we have “The Game†play as Triple H comes out, followed by Chris Jericho in the last match before the main event.
Match 5
Triple H(RAW) vs. Chris Jericho(Smackdown!)
Triple H and Jericho put on quite the show, and carried the match for eighteen minutes. In the end, after plenty of near falls, Triple H was dominating, and just hit the knee drop as a counter to a backdrop. Jericho bounced off Hunter’s knee, and Triple H downs the Smackdown! star with a kick to the midsection, then setup for his signature Pedigree. Chris Jericho takes Triple H down, and then locks in the Walls of Jericho, and applies all the pressure in the world trying to make his Wrestlemania X-8 opponent tap out. Trips fights the hold, and begins to move his legs forward before eventually breaking the hold, and making Jericho go running into the ropes. Jericho makes the best out of his situation and goes for the Springboard Moonsault, but lands on his feet to find no Triple H who then takes him down with a clothesline. Triple H picks up Jericho, and goes for the Pedigree, but once again, Jericho counters, and goes for the Codebreaker, but Triple H connects with a Spinebuster! The crowd goes wild, as Triple H poses, and stalks before finally hitting the Pedigree, and making the pin!
Result: Triple H pins Chris Jericho
Draft Pick: *GONG* The lights go out completely, as we all know who’s in our presence. Triple H is seen smiling, and nodding his head in a “fuck†type of way. Triple H is on his knee’s, but gets up, and waits for the lights to come back on as *GONG* sounds again. The symphony plays, as Undertaker pops out from no where in the ring behind Triple H. Triple H turns around, and looks at Undertaker. Undertaker signals for the title, and does his eye roll thing, as the crowd goes crazy. Undertaker is finally on RAW after being stuck on Smackdown! ever since the brand extension.
{Commercial Break}
We go to the ring as we prepare for the biggest match all night long. All three world champions will face off in a triple threat match, but there is a twist, as all three champions represent different brands now. The ECW Champion; Bryan Danielson belonging to Smackdown!, Smackdown!’s World Heavyweight Champion Edge now owned by RAW, and the WWE Champion Rob Van Dam heading to ECW. First to come out, is the first that was drafted tonight, Bryan Danielson, as he flaunts his ECW Championship to the crowd, and wears a Smackdown! T-shirt. Next, is WWE Champion, and both ECW roster member, and original, Rob Van Dam coming out with the spinner belt. Lastly, is the man who headlined Wrestlemania, World Heavyweight Champion, and the man who has changed his attitude towards life recently, Edge comes out to a pop from the crowd(shocking I know).
Main Event
Bryan Danielson(Smackdown!) vs. Rob Van Dam(ECW) vs. Edge(RAW)
The match is probably the highlight of the night, and everyone was matched here, and looked like a true champion. Everyone connected with finishers early on in the match, and Edge delivered a Spear to RVD that could have ended the match, but Danielson was quick, and cunning, and broke the count. In the end, it was Danielson battling Edge, as Bryan dodged a clothesline, and dropped Edge with a drop toe hold. Danielson got up, and stalked Edge getting ready for Cattle Mutilation, as he awaited for the Rated R Superstar. Edge turns around, and gets trapped in the move, as Bryan applies the hold! The crowd cheers, but RVD comes in, and breaks the hold! Edge falls towards the side, as RVD & Danielson due battle with each other. Eventually, RVD gets the upper hand, and drops Danielson with a Monkey Flip. This leads to an attempt at the Five Star Frogsplash, but as he goes through midair, Danielson puts up his knees, and Rob lands on them. Rob bounces up, and holds his abdomen in pain, as he rests on the turnbuckles. Rob now upset, turns to assault a down, and recovering Danielson, but Edge connects with the Spear! Edge covers near the corner, but Danielson pulls Edge off, and sends him outside. Danielson quickly covers the down WWE Champion, and receives the biggest win all night, and gets not one, nor two, but three draft picks for his new home, Smackdown!
Result: Bryan Danielson pins Rob Van Dam
Draft Picks: The crowd goes silent, as the last one is always known to be the craziest, and tonight’s been full of crazy draft picks. First, it’s the United States Champion MVP! The crowd boo’s MVP’s picture. Next, we have the man who is set to escalate to the top of the WWE pretty soon via his Money In The Bank contract, Kofi Kingston! The crowd cheers, making him the exact opposite of MVP’s response. Lastly, the screen goes through every WWE star, before suddenly stopping on none other than the man who’s probably had the most successful, and dominant career in the WWE for the last three years, the man who spent his rise as a star killing legends, then destroying careers, families, and retiring stars from his generation. This man has been known as a Viper, a Legend Killer, a WWE Champion but he only has one original name, and that is Randy Orton! “Voices†plays as the crowd boo’s. The camera expects Orton to show up from the back, as does the crowd, but he doesn’t. Bryan Danielson awaits Orton with his ECW Championship, but then Randy Orton, as swift as a Viper, comes in from the crowd, and hops the barricade. He rolls into the ring, and sneaks up behind Danielson. Danielson turns only to get nailed with his first RKO in his career, and also the first RKO Randy Orton executed on his return to Smackdown!. The crowd boo’s as Randy Orton stands over Danielson, and spits on the ECW Championship. Randy Orton poses on the turnbuckles, and the crowd boo’s.
The End.
The show opens up with an epic video package of Wrestlemania XXVI. It highlights Undertaker retaining his streak, Rob Van Dam & Edge winning their respective titles, Bryan Danielson coming out victorious in the Scramble match & Bret Hart & Shawn Michaels owning. Shane McMahon comes out, and introduces us. He says that although we're rebounding off one of the best Wrestlemania’s in the last decade, the show must keep rolling, and tonight, everyone's on the line. Every match is a brand vs. brand, and in the main event we will see all three champions go at it in a triple threat match that give's their brand three drafts. But, the odds may vary for which brand gets the win, as by the end of the night, who knows? Maybe two championships will be on one brand. Anyways, the point is, there’s nothing but possibilities Every singles match is worth one draft, and tag team and triple threat matches are worth two(excluding the main event). Get it? Got It! Good.
{Commercial}
We return & see Cody Rhodes in the ring. Although he lost at WM, he's going to redeem himself, and try to win ECW a draft pick tonight. One thing though, his opponent is none other than the man who forced his former partner Ted Dibiase Junior to leave the WWE last night in Phoenix, Arizona. Can Cody defeat his former mentor in the squared circle?
Match 1
Randy Orton(RAW) vs. Cody Rhodes(ECW)
The match goes very good, and the crowd got behind Rhodes, big time. Rhodes did all he could, from a moonsault, to a diving elbow, and even a cutter of his own, but in the end it looked as if Randy Orton had it won. Randy countered a aerial clothesline with a dropkick, then measured for the Punt. The crowd boos, and tells Cody to beware of Orton, but Cody is oblivious to what's going on. Cody slowly gets up and gets nailed by the vicious punt to the head! Randy covers, and its over.
Result: Randy Orton pins Cody Rhodes
Draft Pick: Christian is drafted to RAW from ECW
{Commercial Break}
We return to our first tag team match of the night, as we will have Smackdown!'s Unified Champions; Luke Gallows & CM Punk aka the Straightedge Society take on RAW's newest alliance of the Big Show & the Miz!
Match 2
Luke Gallows & CM Punk(Smackdown!) vs. Big Show & the Miz(RAW)
Decent match that saw CM Punk stand out. The crowd boos both teams, but in the end, CM Punk had Miz for a GTS, but he turned around into a Haymaker from Big Show. Punk was KO'd, and Big Show fled the ring, and went outside so the referee didn't catch on. Miz lifted Punk, and went for a Twisting Neck breaker, but Gallows tagged himself in, and hit a big boot to an unaware Miz. Gallows pins, and wins.
Result: Luke Gallows pins The Miz
Draft Pick: Shawn Michaels & ECW Champion Bryan Danielson to Smackdown!
Bryan Danielson comes out without Shawn Michaels but with his new ECW Championship as the crowd cheers him on. Danielson points at the Straightedge Society in the ring, signaling a possible feud?
We go backstage and see WWE Champion RVD walking around. He bumps into Triple H who tells him to watch his back on RAW, if he stays. Because come Backlash Triple H is done playing with underclassmen championships, and is looking to retain what is rightfully his. Pfft, like this guy won the belt like over thirteen times.
{Commercial Break}
We return to the ring when ECW’s Ezekiel Jackson comes out for the first triple threat of the night, which just like the previous Tag Team match, is worth two draft picks. We just saw a World Champion be drafted showing just how important these matches can be. Next, we have another young blood, as RAW’s Jack Swagger comes out, and does some push ups. Can Swagger be successful tonight? Or will his plans be foiled by the man representing Smackdown!, whom is their newest roster member, Shawn Michaels!
Match 3
Ezekiel Jackson(ECW) vs. Jack Swagger(RAW) vs. Shawn Michaels(Smackdown)
Surprisingly entertaining match, as all three men were put over by each other, especially Shawn Michaels who got hit with both of his opponents finishers in the match. Shawn Michaels then got the crowds support, and fought through both men, and took it to them 100%. But at the end, a surprise interference took place when Ezekiel Jackson was back dropped outside, and in the ring were just Jack Swagger, and Shawn Michaels. Michaels back faced the entrance ramp, and he had just finished using a barrage of moves from his arsenal, and tuned up the band. Shawn has Swagger knocked out on the floor after the Superkick, but Batista called Shawn from the ramp with a microphone. Shawn turned around, and was completely distracted telling Batista to come down to the ring. Batista teased Shawn, and Ezekiel Jackson came in, and hurdled Shawn outside. Jackson then choke slammed a groggy Jack Swagger, and won ECW two draft picks.
Result: Ezekiel Jackson pins Jack Swagger
Draft Picks: Rey Mysterio & omfg, WWE Champion Rob Van Dam to ECW! wtf?
WWE Champion RVD comes out, and is hysterical, as this is the second time he goes to ECW after winning the WWE Championship. Rob doesn’t mind the downgrade, and says ECW is about to get turned around with Mr. Tuesday Night in the building!
Rob Van Dam goes to the back, and we visit the commentators for a bit until Big Dave Batista comes out from the back about to represent Smackdown! against RAW in a Singles match. Not many wrestlers in any company let alone RAW be able to handle the Animal. So his opponent will have to be someone of epic proportions, and that’s just what he is, as the man who lost to Bret Hart & Shawn Michaels last night, John Cena arrives! The crowd gives a mixed reaction, as Cena comes out, and prepares to due battle with a foe.
Match 4
Batista(Smackdown!) vs. John Cena(RAW)
Intense match with plenty of classic wrestling. Batista connected with four spinebusters, a Batista Bomb, and a Spear, and none of these moves put away the Doctor of Thuganomics who took countless pages out of the manual of Bret Hart to win back the fans, as John Cena tried for a Sharpshooter, connected with a Spike Piledriver, and a German Suplex bridging into a pin. The end saw Cena setup for the F-U but Batista bounced off, and ran to the ropes behind Cena where he bounced off, and connected with a tremendous Spear. Batista covers, but only gets the two count as the crowd boo’s at the result. Next, Batista setup for another finisher, the Batista Bomb. He stood over Cena’s head, and faced the Entrance Ramp, until, Shawn Michaels is seen running down the ramp for Batista. HBK climbs the apron as if he’s about to enter, and Batista runs at him to knock him off. Michaels jumps off of the apron, and Batista swings at nothing but air as he calls Shawn a coward. Batista goes crazy wanting Shawn’s blood but eventually turns around into a Fireman’s Carry. Cena executes the F-U, and is about to pin until he traps the Animal in the Sharpshooter! The crowd starts to applaud the noble victory for Cena & the RAW brand.
Result: John Cena forces Batista to submit
We go to a break before finding out who the draft pick is.
{Commercial Break}
Draft Pick: World Heavyweight Champion Edge!
WTF~! The crowd goes manic as Edge returns to RAW finally after a long stint in Smackdown!. The World Heavyweight Championship is also back on RAW, and this is probably one of the most historical drafts in wrestling history as all three world champions have changed brands. Edge & John Cena smile at each other as John Cena doesn’t approve of what he has done, bringing back his foe. Though Edge smirks and says he’s a changed man.
Next, we have “The Game†play as Triple H comes out, followed by Chris Jericho in the last match before the main event.
Match 5
Triple H(RAW) vs. Chris Jericho(Smackdown!)
Triple H and Jericho put on quite the show, and carried the match for eighteen minutes. In the end, after plenty of near falls, Triple H was dominating, and just hit the knee drop as a counter to a backdrop. Jericho bounced off Hunter’s knee, and Triple H downs the Smackdown! star with a kick to the midsection, then setup for his signature Pedigree. Chris Jericho takes Triple H down, and then locks in the Walls of Jericho, and applies all the pressure in the world trying to make his Wrestlemania X-8 opponent tap out. Trips fights the hold, and begins to move his legs forward before eventually breaking the hold, and making Jericho go running into the ropes. Jericho makes the best out of his situation and goes for the Springboard Moonsault, but lands on his feet to find no Triple H who then takes him down with a clothesline. Triple H picks up Jericho, and goes for the Pedigree, but once again, Jericho counters, and goes for the Codebreaker, but Triple H connects with a Spinebuster! The crowd goes wild, as Triple H poses, and stalks before finally hitting the Pedigree, and making the pin!
Result: Triple H pins Chris Jericho
Draft Pick: *GONG* The lights go out completely, as we all know who’s in our presence. Triple H is seen smiling, and nodding his head in a “fuck†type of way. Triple H is on his knee’s, but gets up, and waits for the lights to come back on as *GONG* sounds again. The symphony plays, as Undertaker pops out from no where in the ring behind Triple H. Triple H turns around, and looks at Undertaker. Undertaker signals for the title, and does his eye roll thing, as the crowd goes crazy. Undertaker is finally on RAW after being stuck on Smackdown! ever since the brand extension.
{Commercial Break}
We go to the ring as we prepare for the biggest match all night long. All three world champions will face off in a triple threat match, but there is a twist, as all three champions represent different brands now. The ECW Champion; Bryan Danielson belonging to Smackdown!, Smackdown!’s World Heavyweight Champion Edge now owned by RAW, and the WWE Champion Rob Van Dam heading to ECW. First to come out, is the first that was drafted tonight, Bryan Danielson, as he flaunts his ECW Championship to the crowd, and wears a Smackdown! T-shirt. Next, is WWE Champion, and both ECW roster member, and original, Rob Van Dam coming out with the spinner belt. Lastly, is the man who headlined Wrestlemania, World Heavyweight Champion, and the man who has changed his attitude towards life recently, Edge comes out to a pop from the crowd(shocking I know).
Main Event
Bryan Danielson(Smackdown!) vs. Rob Van Dam(ECW) vs. Edge(RAW)
The match is probably the highlight of the night, and everyone was matched here, and looked like a true champion. Everyone connected with finishers early on in the match, and Edge delivered a Spear to RVD that could have ended the match, but Danielson was quick, and cunning, and broke the count. In the end, it was Danielson battling Edge, as Bryan dodged a clothesline, and dropped Edge with a drop toe hold. Danielson got up, and stalked Edge getting ready for Cattle Mutilation, as he awaited for the Rated R Superstar. Edge turns around, and gets trapped in the move, as Bryan applies the hold! The crowd cheers, but RVD comes in, and breaks the hold! Edge falls towards the side, as RVD & Danielson due battle with each other. Eventually, RVD gets the upper hand, and drops Danielson with a Monkey Flip. This leads to an attempt at the Five Star Frogsplash, but as he goes through midair, Danielson puts up his knees, and Rob lands on them. Rob bounces up, and holds his abdomen in pain, as he rests on the turnbuckles. Rob now upset, turns to assault a down, and recovering Danielson, but Edge connects with the Spear! Edge covers near the corner, but Danielson pulls Edge off, and sends him outside. Danielson quickly covers the down WWE Champion, and receives the biggest win all night, and gets not one, nor two, but three draft picks for his new home, Smackdown!
Result: Bryan Danielson pins Rob Van Dam
Draft Picks: The crowd goes silent, as the last one is always known to be the craziest, and tonight’s been full of crazy draft picks. First, it’s the United States Champion MVP! The crowd boo’s MVP’s picture. Next, we have the man who is set to escalate to the top of the WWE pretty soon via his Money In The Bank contract, Kofi Kingston! The crowd cheers, making him the exact opposite of MVP’s response. Lastly, the screen goes through every WWE star, before suddenly stopping on none other than the man who’s probably had the most successful, and dominant career in the WWE for the last three years, the man who spent his rise as a star killing legends, then destroying careers, families, and retiring stars from his generation. This man has been known as a Viper, a Legend Killer, a WWE Champion but he only has one original name, and that is Randy Orton! “Voices†plays as the crowd boo’s. The camera expects Orton to show up from the back, as does the crowd, but he doesn’t. Bryan Danielson awaits Orton with his ECW Championship, but then Randy Orton, as swift as a Viper, comes in from the crowd, and hops the barricade. He rolls into the ring, and sneaks up behind Danielson. Danielson turns only to get nailed with his first RKO in his career, and also the first RKO Randy Orton executed on his return to Smackdown!. The crowd boo’s as Randy Orton stands over Danielson, and spits on the ECW Championship. Randy Orton poses on the turnbuckles, and the crowd boo’s.
The End.
Following RAW there was a Supplemental Draft on WWE.com, and the wrestlers drafted are listed below. I tried tbh, and I think I put together a decent Draft. Here’s the rosters, and I don’t think I missed anyone. The rosters are very even in my honest opinion, and this should be ridiculously fun to write.
ECW
Abraham Washington
Bryon Saxton
Eve
Ezekiel Jackson
Dolph Ziggler (from Supplemental Draft)
Goldust
Undisputed Tag Team Champion Luke Gallows (from Supplemental Draft)Mike Knox
Rey Mysterio
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
R-Truth (from Supplemental Draft)
Rosa Mendes
Sheamus (from Supplemental Draft)
Shelton Benjamin
General Manager Tiffany
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
RAW
Big Show
Brie Bella
Christian
Carlito
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Master
Cody Rhodes (from Supplemental Draft)
Finlay (from Supplemental Draft)
World Heavyweight Champion Edge
Evan Bourne
Gail Kim
Jack Swagger
Jillian
John Cena
John Morrison (from Supplemental Draft)
Kelly Kelly
Mark Henry
Nikki Bella
Primo
Santino Marrella
The Miz
Triple H
Undertaker
Smackdown!
Batista
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Chris Jericho
CM Punk
David Hart Smith
Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Gregory Helms (from Supplemental Draft)
Jimmy Wang Yang
JTG
Kane
Mr. Money In The Bank Kofi Kingston
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Michelle McCool
US Champion MVP
Randy Orton
Serena
Shawn Michaels
Shad
The Great Khali
General Manager Theodore Long
Tyson Kidd
Vladimir Kozlov (from Supplemental Draft)
ECW
Abraham Washington
Bryon Saxton
Eve
Ezekiel Jackson
Dolph Ziggler (from Supplemental Draft)
Goldust
Undisputed Tag Team Champion Luke Gallows (from Supplemental Draft)Mike Knox
Rey Mysterio
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
R-Truth (from Supplemental Draft)
Rosa Mendes
Sheamus (from Supplemental Draft)
Shelton Benjamin
General Manager Tiffany
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
RAW
Big Show
Brie Bella
Christian
Carlito
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Master
Cody Rhodes (from Supplemental Draft)
Finlay (from Supplemental Draft)
World Heavyweight Champion Edge
Evan Bourne
Gail Kim
Jack Swagger
Jillian
John Cena
John Morrison (from Supplemental Draft)
Kelly Kelly
Mark Henry
Nikki Bella
Primo
Santino Marrella
The Miz
Triple H
Undertaker
Smackdown!
Batista
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Chris Jericho
CM Punk
David Hart Smith
Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Gregory Helms (from Supplemental Draft)
Jimmy Wang Yang
JTG
Kane
Mr. Money In The Bank Kofi Kingston
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Michelle McCool
US Champion MVP
Randy Orton
Serena
Shawn Michaels
Shad
The Great Khali
General Manager Theodore Long
Tyson Kidd
Vladimir Kozlov (from Supplemental Draft)
seX-Power
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Pretty sure I said that the draft would be spread out over three shows. Further proving you can't read. If you're going to ruin the thread I won't be afraid to start deleting your posts in here.
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Lolz, its my fault everyone's lazy? Alright seX, that makes sense.
I honestly don't know how to write a draft throughout the span of three shows, so fill free to get up RAW so I can do ECW as a follow up, and use your show as an example. PLZ & thank you
I honestly don't know how to write a draft throughout the span of three shows, so fill free to get up RAW so I can do ECW as a follow up, and use your show as an example. PLZ & thank you
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WWE RAW
Proper Draft Edition~!~!~!
Raw kicks off with a WrestleMania highlight package, mainly showing RVD victorious and winning the WWE Championship over Sheamus. Rob Van Dam then comes out to the ring and cuts a victory promo, before he talks about the Draft tonight, and how he can end up anywhere. However, the 2010 Royal Rumble Winner Chris Jericho interrupts him, and talks about him being a hypocrite and all that good stuff, and the two are going one on one RIGHT NAOW~ for TWO~ draft spots. ~!
Match 1
RVD vs. Chris Jericho
RAW vs. Smackdown
Two Draft Picks
Both put on quite the affair, and after 16 minutes of action, RVD looks for a Five Star Frog Splash, but EwSheamus comes down to the ring. RVD is distracted, before he is hit with a SUPAH CODEBREAKAH. OWNT.
Winner and gaining two draft picks for Smackdown: Chris Motherfucking Jericho
The titantron begins to do its swivelling shit as Sheamus smirks at RVD, his teeth as white as his body. Geddit?
Anywho, the first name comes up on the screen, and it's CHODY RHODES. Geddit again?
Rhodes comes out and smirks, as this is his third brand in like the space of a month. Ownageness. The second draft pick then comes up...
And it's SHEAMUS~!
Rawfles.
Whitey isn't too happy as he wants to stay on RAW to go after RVD, who has since gotten up, and leads a NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY shizz chant.
COMMERCIAL~~~~~~~~~!
After the break, that Ginger Irish fag is going through the backstage area, ripping up shit, before he comes across his new General Manager, Theodore Long. Blackeh meets and greets with whiteh, and says that although he knows Sheamus wanted his shot at RVD, he will get it, as on Smackdown this Friday, it will be Sheamus vs. RVD in a WWE Champion Double Draft Pick Match! Whitey regains his smile [/HBK].
BTW, the Guest Host is SAVERIO ROCCA from the Philadelphia Eagles, coz he's Aussie :shifty:. He announces a tour coming up in Australia in 2 weeks time, and Backlash will be held there. Brandon just jizzed somewhere!
Match 2
One Draft Pick
Christian vs. William Regal
Smackdown vs. ECW
With the two having history, they make another good affair, but Christian ends up getting the win after a Killswitch to the Pommeh.
Winner and getting one draft pick for Smackdown: Christian Motherfucking Cage
The Titantron spins and shit, and it lands on THE MIZ.
Miz comes out and goes into the ring, all smiling and shit, and talks about how he's gonna make an impact on Smackdown, but is shut up by Christian, who hits him with a Killswitch. Hurhurhur.
COMMERCIAL~!
When we come back, Randy Orton is backstage and is greeted to a POPOPOPOPOPOP from the crowd, after getting ridding of Ted DiBland-ass-e. GEDDIT~? Orton talks about getting rid of Dibiase, and that wherever he ends up after this week, whoever the champion is better watch out.
Match 3
Two Draft Picks
Jawn Cena vs. John Morrison
RAW vs. Smackdown
In another RAW vs. SD match, there is another good match, but its a DRAW~! Morrison hit Cena with a Starship Pain on the outside of the ring at the count of 5, and neither could get in the ring, as JoMo just missed out.
Draw between John Motherfucking Cena and John Motherfucking Morrison
Sav Rocca comes out and acts all tough and shit, and says with the little charisma that he has, that since its a draw, both rosters get two draft picks each. Omnomnomage.
Firstly, to RAW; TEDDY BLACK LONG~! Raw has a General Manager now apparently.
Second new RAW member is; HI-IM-DOLPH-ZIGGLER.
Now to Smackdown, and the first person is...............
BRET MOTHERFUCKING HITMAN HART!
Fans pop and shit as Hart is now on Smackdown, and now its time for the second Smackdown member.
JOHN CENA!
Morrison is shocked, but is then laid out with an Attitude Adjustment. Cena says 'I'm blue if I was green I would die da ba dee da bu die da ba dee etc. etc'. Well, he doesn't really say it, BUT YERH~!
COMMERCIAL~!
King expresses his disappointment at RAW barely getting anything, but says that there is always ECW and Smackdown as well. He announces that on ECW, there will be a Divas Triple Threat Tag Team Match, where the winning team will get a Superstar and an announcer, and the team who isn't pinned will get another announcer. Cole and King might not be together again. Rejoice~! They also remind us that RVD vs. Sheamus in a WWE Championship Double Draft Pick match will take place on this Friday's Smackdown.
Match 4
RAW vs. ECW
One Draft Pick
Chris Masters vs. Ezekiel Jackson
ZEKE ends up getting the win after a Double Handed Chokeslam. Kk.
Winner and getting one draft pick for ECW; ZEKE Motherfucking Jackson
The newest member of ECW is.......................... CARLITO.
Ownt.
But the ECW announcers are happy.
Up next, a Triple Threat Tag Team Main Event. High stakes~! Winners get 3 draft picks, and two of them are from the brand who gets pinned~!
COMMERCIAL~!
Match 5
THE MAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT
Three Draft Picks
The Hart Dynasty vs. Shelton Benjamin and Yoshi Tatsu vs.........
TRIPLE H AND RANDY ORTON~!
Smackdown vs. ECW vs. RAW
A face and a heel unite for ECW~! Anyway, the crowd are shocked that Trips and Orton are back together, but with Orton being a face and shit now, their past is forgotten. Trips and Orton end up getting the win for RAW, after Trips hits Smith with a Pedigree, and Orton hits Tatsu with an RKO. The two aren't sure who to pin, but HHH ends up pinning....
SMITH~!
Two picks from Smackdown, one from ECW to RAW~
Winners and gaining three draft picks for RAW; Triple Motherfucking H and Randy Motherfucking Orton
First, they show who is coming from ECW, and it is...
GOLDUST.
Hurhurhur.
And now from Smackdown; the first pick is.... INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION DREW MCINTYRE.
And the last man on RAW's draft is.............
THE ANIMAL BATISTA.
Orton and Trips are like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG in the ring, as a Batista comes out in a PINK SHIRT~! He smirks, and Evolution are all on the same brand... for now?
Confirmed for ECW
Triple Threat Divas Tag Match
RAW vs. ECW vs. Smackdown
Winning Team gets a Superstar and Announcer
Team who isn't pinned gets an Announcer
Gail Kim and Kelly Kelly vs. Eve and Rosa Mendes vs. Natalya and Serena
Announced on WWE.COM:
Non Title Match
Double Draft Pick~
ECW vs. RAW
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson vs. Kofi Kingston
Confirmed for Smackdown
WWE Championship Double Draft Pick Match
RAW (?) vs. Smackdown
WWE Champion RVD vs. Sheamus
Monday Night RAW
Batista
Big Show
Brie Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Dolph Ziggler
WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Evan Bourne
Gail Kim
Goldust
Jack Swagger
Jillian
Kelly Kelly
Mr. Money in the Bank Kofi Kingston
Mark Henry
WWE United States Champion MVP
Nikki Bella
Primo
Randy Orton
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
Santino Marella
Shawn Michaels
The Miz
Triple H
Tuesday Night ECW
Abraham Washington
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Byron Saxton
Carlito
Eve
Ezekiel Jackson
Gregory Helms
Mike Knox
Rosa Mendes
Shelton Benjamin
General Manager Tiffany
Vladimir Kozlov
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
Friday Night Smackdown
Batista
Bret Hart
Chris Jericho
Christian
Cody Rhodes
David Hart Smith
World Heavyweight Champion Edge
Finlay
Jimmy Wang Yang
John Cena
John Morrison
JTG
Kane
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Michelle McCool
R Truth
Rey Mysterio
Serena
Shad
Sheamus
The Great Khali
The Miz
Tyson Kidd
Undertaker
Fixing up the rosters took up more time than writing the show. I think you actually do shit on purpose to wreck it for others
. Anyway, here's the show, and I made it easy for whoever writes ECW by highlighting two matches for next week. Don't fuck it up.
Proper Draft Edition~!~!~!
Raw kicks off with a WrestleMania highlight package, mainly showing RVD victorious and winning the WWE Championship over Sheamus. Rob Van Dam then comes out to the ring and cuts a victory promo, before he talks about the Draft tonight, and how he can end up anywhere. However, the 2010 Royal Rumble Winner Chris Jericho interrupts him, and talks about him being a hypocrite and all that good stuff, and the two are going one on one RIGHT NAOW~ for TWO~ draft spots. ~!
Match 1
RVD vs. Chris Jericho
RAW vs. Smackdown
Two Draft Picks
Both put on quite the affair, and after 16 minutes of action, RVD looks for a Five Star Frog Splash, but EwSheamus comes down to the ring. RVD is distracted, before he is hit with a SUPAH CODEBREAKAH. OWNT.
Winner and gaining two draft picks for Smackdown: Chris Motherfucking Jericho
The titantron begins to do its swivelling shit as Sheamus smirks at RVD, his teeth as white as his body. Geddit?
Anywho, the first name comes up on the screen, and it's CHODY RHODES. Geddit again?
Rhodes comes out and smirks, as this is his third brand in like the space of a month. Ownageness. The second draft pick then comes up...
And it's SHEAMUS~!
Rawfles.
Whitey isn't too happy as he wants to stay on RAW to go after RVD, who has since gotten up, and leads a NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY shizz chant.
COMMERCIAL~~~~~~~~~!
After the break, that Ginger Irish fag is going through the backstage area, ripping up shit, before he comes across his new General Manager, Theodore Long. Blackeh meets and greets with whiteh, and says that although he knows Sheamus wanted his shot at RVD, he will get it, as on Smackdown this Friday, it will be Sheamus vs. RVD in a WWE Champion Double Draft Pick Match! Whitey regains his smile [/HBK].
BTW, the Guest Host is SAVERIO ROCCA from the Philadelphia Eagles, coz he's Aussie :shifty:. He announces a tour coming up in Australia in 2 weeks time, and Backlash will be held there. Brandon just jizzed somewhere!
Match 2
One Draft Pick
Christian vs. William Regal
Smackdown vs. ECW
With the two having history, they make another good affair, but Christian ends up getting the win after a Killswitch to the Pommeh.
Winner and getting one draft pick for Smackdown: Christian Motherfucking Cage
The Titantron spins and shit, and it lands on THE MIZ.
Miz comes out and goes into the ring, all smiling and shit, and talks about how he's gonna make an impact on Smackdown, but is shut up by Christian, who hits him with a Killswitch. Hurhurhur.
COMMERCIAL~!
When we come back, Randy Orton is backstage and is greeted to a POPOPOPOPOPOP from the crowd, after getting ridding of Ted DiBland-ass-e. GEDDIT~? Orton talks about getting rid of Dibiase, and that wherever he ends up after this week, whoever the champion is better watch out.
Match 3
Two Draft Picks
Jawn Cena vs. John Morrison
RAW vs. Smackdown
In another RAW vs. SD match, there is another good match, but its a DRAW~! Morrison hit Cena with a Starship Pain on the outside of the ring at the count of 5, and neither could get in the ring, as JoMo just missed out.
Draw between John Motherfucking Cena and John Motherfucking Morrison
Sav Rocca comes out and acts all tough and shit, and says with the little charisma that he has, that since its a draw, both rosters get two draft picks each. Omnomnomage.
Firstly, to RAW; TEDDY BLACK LONG~! Raw has a General Manager now apparently.
Second new RAW member is; HI-IM-DOLPH-ZIGGLER.
Now to Smackdown, and the first person is...............
BRET MOTHERFUCKING HITMAN HART!
Fans pop and shit as Hart is now on Smackdown, and now its time for the second Smackdown member.
JOHN CENA!
Morrison is shocked, but is then laid out with an Attitude Adjustment. Cena says 'I'm blue if I was green I would die da ba dee da bu die da ba dee etc. etc'. Well, he doesn't really say it, BUT YERH~!
COMMERCIAL~!
King expresses his disappointment at RAW barely getting anything, but says that there is always ECW and Smackdown as well. He announces that on ECW, there will be a Divas Triple Threat Tag Team Match, where the winning team will get a Superstar and an announcer, and the team who isn't pinned will get another announcer. Cole and King might not be together again. Rejoice~! They also remind us that RVD vs. Sheamus in a WWE Championship Double Draft Pick match will take place on this Friday's Smackdown.
Match 4
RAW vs. ECW
One Draft Pick
Chris Masters vs. Ezekiel Jackson
ZEKE ends up getting the win after a Double Handed Chokeslam. Kk.
Winner and getting one draft pick for ECW; ZEKE Motherfucking Jackson
The newest member of ECW is.......................... CARLITO.
Ownt.
But the ECW announcers are happy.
Up next, a Triple Threat Tag Team Main Event. High stakes~! Winners get 3 draft picks, and two of them are from the brand who gets pinned~!
COMMERCIAL~!
Match 5
THE MAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT
Three Draft Picks
The Hart Dynasty vs. Shelton Benjamin and Yoshi Tatsu vs.........
TRIPLE H AND RANDY ORTON~!
Smackdown vs. ECW vs. RAW
A face and a heel unite for ECW~! Anyway, the crowd are shocked that Trips and Orton are back together, but with Orton being a face and shit now, their past is forgotten. Trips and Orton end up getting the win for RAW, after Trips hits Smith with a Pedigree, and Orton hits Tatsu with an RKO. The two aren't sure who to pin, but HHH ends up pinning....
SMITH~!
Two picks from Smackdown, one from ECW to RAW~
Winners and gaining three draft picks for RAW; Triple Motherfucking H and Randy Motherfucking Orton
First, they show who is coming from ECW, and it is...
GOLDUST.
Hurhurhur.
And now from Smackdown; the first pick is.... INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION DREW MCINTYRE.
And the last man on RAW's draft is.............
THE ANIMAL BATISTA.
Orton and Trips are like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG in the ring, as a Batista comes out in a PINK SHIRT~! He smirks, and Evolution are all on the same brand... for now?
Confirmed for ECW
Triple Threat Divas Tag Match
RAW vs. ECW vs. Smackdown
Winning Team gets a Superstar and Announcer
Team who isn't pinned gets an Announcer
Gail Kim and Kelly Kelly vs. Eve and Rosa Mendes vs. Natalya and Serena
Announced on WWE.COM:
Non Title Match
Double Draft Pick~
ECW vs. RAW
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson vs. Kofi Kingston
Confirmed for Smackdown
WWE Championship Double Draft Pick Match
RAW (?) vs. Smackdown
WWE Champion RVD vs. Sheamus
Monday Night RAW
Batista
Big Show
Brie Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Dolph Ziggler
WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Evan Bourne
Gail Kim
Goldust
Jack Swagger
Jillian
Kelly Kelly
Mr. Money in the Bank Kofi Kingston
Mark Henry
WWE United States Champion MVP
Nikki Bella
Primo
Randy Orton
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
Santino Marella
Shawn Michaels
The Miz
Triple H
Tuesday Night ECW
Abraham Washington
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Byron Saxton
Carlito
Eve
Ezekiel Jackson
Gregory Helms
Mike Knox
Rosa Mendes
Shelton Benjamin
General Manager Tiffany
Vladimir Kozlov
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
Friday Night Smackdown
Batista
Bret Hart
Chris Jericho
Christian
Cody Rhodes
David Hart Smith
World Heavyweight Champion Edge
Finlay
Jimmy Wang Yang
John Cena
John Morrison
JTG
Kane
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Michelle McCool
R Truth
Rey Mysterio
Serena
Shad
Sheamus
The Great Khali
The Miz
Tyson Kidd
Undertaker
Fixing up the rosters took up more time than writing the show. I think you actually do shit on purpose to wreck it for others
. Anyway, here's the show, and I made it easy for whoever writes ECW by highlighting two matches for next week. Don't fuck it up.WWE RAW
Proper Draft Edition~!~!~!
Raw kicks off with a WrestleMania highlight package, mainly showing RVD victorious and winning the WWE Championship over Sheamus. Rob Van Dam then comes out to the ring and cuts a victory promo, before he talks about the Draft tonight, and how he can end up anywhere. However, the 2010 Royal Rumble Winner Chris Jericho interrupts him, and talks about him being a hypocrite and all that good stuff, and the two are going one on one RIGHT NAOW~ for TWO~ draft spots. ~!
Match 1
RVD vs. Chris Jericho
RAW vs. Smackdown
Two Draft Picks
Both put on quite the affair, and after 16 minutes of action, RVD looks for a Five Star Frog Splash, but EwSheamus comes down to the ring. RVD is distracted, before he is hit with a SUPAH CODEBREAKAH. OWNT.
Winner and gaining two draft picks for Smackdown: Chris Motherfucking Jericho
The titantron begins to do its swivelling shit as Sheamus smirks at RVD, his teeth as white as his body. Geddit?
Anywho, the first name comes up on the screen, and it's CHODY RHODES. Geddit again?
Rhodes comes out and smirks, as this is his third brand in like the space of a month. Ownageness. The second draft pick then comes up...
And it's SHEAMUS~!
Rawfles.
Whitey isn't too happy as he wants to stay on RAW to go after RVD, who has since gotten up, and leads a NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY shizz chant.
COMMERCIAL~~~~~~~~~!
After the break, that Ginger Irish fag is going through the backstage area, ripping up shit, before he comes across his new General Manager, Theodore Long. Blackeh meets and greets with whiteh, and says that although he knows Sheamus wanted his shot at RVD, he will get it, as on Smackdown this Friday, it will be Sheamus vs. RVD in a WWE Champion Double Draft Pick Match! Whitey regains his smile [/HBK].
BTW, the Guest Host is SAVERIO ROCCA from the Philadelphia Eagles, coz he's Aussie :shifty:. He announces a tour coming up in Australia in 2 weeks time, and Backlash will be held there. Brandon just jizzed somewhere!
Match 2
One Draft Pick
Christian vs. William Regal
Smackdown vs. ECW
With the two having history, they make another good affair, but Christian ends up getting the win after a Killswitch to the Pommeh.
Winner and getting one draft pick for Smackdown: Christian Motherfucking Cage
The Titantron spins and shit, and it lands on THE MIZ.
Miz comes out and goes into the ring, all smiling and shit, and talks about how he's gonna make an impact on Smackdown, but is shut up by Christian, who hits him with a Killswitch. Hurhurhur.
COMMERCIAL~!
When we come back, Randy Orton is backstage and is greeted to a POPOPOPOPOPOP from the crowd, after getting ridding of Ted DiBland-ass-e. GEDDIT~? Orton talks about getting rid of Dibiase, and that wherever he ends up after this week, whoever the champion is better watch out.
Match 3
Two Draft Picks
Jawn Cena vs. John Morrison
RAW vs. Smackdown
In another RAW vs. SD match, there is another good match, but its a DRAW~! Morrison hit Cena with a Starship Pain on the outside of the ring at the count of 5, and neither could get in the ring, as JoMo just missed out.
Draw between John Motherfucking Cena and John Motherfucking Morrison
Sav Rocca comes out and acts all tough and shit, and says with the little charisma that he has, that since its a draw, both rosters get two draft picks each. Omnomnomage.
Firstly, to RAW; TEDDY BLACK LONG~! Raw has a General Manager now apparently.
Second new RAW member is; HI-IM-DOLPH-ZIGGLER.
Now to Smackdown, and the first person is...............
BRET MOTHERFUCKING HITMAN HART!
Fans pop and shit as Hart is now on Smackdown, and now its time for the second Smackdown member.
JOHN CENA!
Morrison is shocked, but is then laid out with an Attitude Adjustment. Cena says 'I'm blue if I was green I would die da ba dee da bu die da ba dee etc. etc'. Well, he doesn't really say it, BUT YERH~!
COMMERCIAL~!
King expresses his disappointment at RAW barely getting anything, but says that there is always ECW and Smackdown as well. He announces that on ECW, there will be a Divas Triple Threat Tag Team Match, where the winning team will get a Superstar and an announcer, and the team who isn't pinned will get another announcer. Cole and King might not be together again. Rejoice~! They also remind us that RVD vs. Sheamus in a WWE Championship Double Draft Pick match will take place on this Friday's Smackdown.
Match 4
RAW vs. ECW
One Draft Pick
Chris Masters vs. Ezekiel Jackson
ZEKE ends up getting the win after a Double Handed Chokeslam. Kk.
Winner and getting one draft pick for ECW; ZEKE Motherfucking Jackson
The newest member of ECW is.......................... CARLITO.
Ownt.
But the ECW announcers are happy.
Up next, a Triple Threat Tag Team Main Event. High stakes~! Winners get 3 draft picks, and two of them are from the brand who gets pinned~!
COMMERCIAL~!
Match 5
THE MAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT
Three Draft Picks
The Hart Dynasty vs. Shelton Benjamin and Yoshi Tatsu vs.........
TRIPLE H AND RANDY ORTON~!
Smackdown vs. ECW vs. RAW
A face and a heel unite for ECW~! Anyway, the crowd are shocked that Trips and Orton are back together, but with Orton being a face and shit now, their past is forgotten. Trips and Orton end up getting the win for RAW, after Trips hits Smith with a Pedigree, and Orton hits Tatsu with an RKO. The two aren't sure who to pin, but HHH ends up pinning....
SMITH~!
Two picks from Smackdown, one from ECW to RAW~
Winners and gaining three draft picks for RAW; Triple Motherfucking H and Randy Motherfucking Orton
First, they show who is coming from ECW, and it is...
GOLDUST.
Hurhurhur.
And now from Smackdown; the first pick is.... INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION DREW MCINTYRE.
And the last man on RAW's draft is.............
THE ANIMAL BATISTA.
Orton and Trips are like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG in the ring, as a Batista comes out in a PINK SHIRT~! He smirks, and Evolution are all on the same brand... for now?
Confirmed for ECW
Triple Threat Divas Tag Match
RAW vs. ECW vs. Smackdown
Winning Team gets a Superstar and Announcer
Team who isn't pinned gets an Announcer
Gail Kim and Kelly Kelly vs. Eve and Rosa Mendes vs. Natalya and Serena
Announced on WWE.COM:
Non Title Match
Double Draft Pick~
ECW vs. RAW
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson vs. Kofi Kingston
Confirmed for Smackdown
WWE Championship Double Draft Pick Match
RAW (?) vs. Smackdown
WWE Champion RVD vs. Sheamus
Monday Night RAW
Batista
Big Show
Brie Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Dolph Ziggler
WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Evan Bourne
Gail Kim
Goldust
Jack Swagger
Jillian
Kelly Kelly
Mr. Money in the Bank Kofi Kingston
Mark Henry
WWE United States Champion MVP
Nikki Bella
Primo
Randy Orton
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
Santino Marella
Shawn Michaels
The Miz
Triple H
Tuesday Night ECW
Abraham Washington
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Byron Saxton
Carlito
Eve
Ezekiel Jackson
Gregory Helms
Mike Knox
Rosa Mendes
Shelton Benjamin
General Manager Tiffany
Vladimir Kozlov
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
Friday Night Smackdown
Batista
Bret Hart
Chris Jericho
Christian
Cody Rhodes
David Hart Smith
World Heavyweight Champion Edge
Finlay
Jimmy Wang Yang
John Cena
John Morrison
JTG
Kane
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Michelle McCool
R Truth
Rey Mysterio
Serena
Shad
Sheamus
The Great Khali
The Miz
Tyson Kidd
Undertaker
Fixing up the rosters took up more time than writing the show. I think you actually do shit on purpose to wreck it for others. Anyway, here's the show, and I made it easy for whoever writes ECW by highlighting two matches for next week. Don't fuck it up.
Proper Draft Edition~!~!~!
Raw kicks off with a WrestleMania highlight package, mainly showing RVD victorious and winning the WWE Championship over Sheamus. Rob Van Dam then comes out to the ring and cuts a victory promo, before he talks about the Draft tonight, and how he can end up anywhere. However, the 2010 Royal Rumble Winner Chris Jericho interrupts him, and talks about him being a hypocrite and all that good stuff, and the two are going one on one RIGHT NAOW~ for TWO~ draft spots. ~!
Match 1
RVD vs. Chris Jericho
RAW vs. Smackdown
Two Draft Picks
Both put on quite the affair, and after 16 minutes of action, RVD looks for a Five Star Frog Splash, but EwSheamus comes down to the ring. RVD is distracted, before he is hit with a SUPAH CODEBREAKAH. OWNT.
Winner and gaining two draft picks for Smackdown: Chris Motherfucking Jericho
The titantron begins to do its swivelling shit as Sheamus smirks at RVD, his teeth as white as his body. Geddit?
Anywho, the first name comes up on the screen, and it's CHODY RHODES. Geddit again?
Rhodes comes out and smirks, as this is his third brand in like the space of a month. Ownageness. The second draft pick then comes up...
And it's SHEAMUS~!
Rawfles.
Whitey isn't too happy as he wants to stay on RAW to go after RVD, who has since gotten up, and leads a NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY shizz chant.
COMMERCIAL~~~~~~~~~!
After the break, that Ginger Irish fag is going through the backstage area, ripping up shit, before he comes across his new General Manager, Theodore Long. Blackeh meets and greets with whiteh, and says that although he knows Sheamus wanted his shot at RVD, he will get it, as on Smackdown this Friday, it will be Sheamus vs. RVD in a WWE Champion Double Draft Pick Match! Whitey regains his smile [/HBK].
BTW, the Guest Host is SAVERIO ROCCA from the Philadelphia Eagles, coz he's Aussie :shifty:. He announces a tour coming up in Australia in 2 weeks time, and Backlash will be held there. Brandon just jizzed somewhere!
Match 2
One Draft Pick
Christian vs. William Regal
Smackdown vs. ECW
With the two having history, they make another good affair, but Christian ends up getting the win after a Killswitch to the Pommeh.
Winner and getting one draft pick for Smackdown: Christian Motherfucking Cage
The Titantron spins and shit, and it lands on THE MIZ.
Miz comes out and goes into the ring, all smiling and shit, and talks about how he's gonna make an impact on Smackdown, but is shut up by Christian, who hits him with a Killswitch. Hurhurhur.
COMMERCIAL~!
When we come back, Randy Orton is backstage and is greeted to a POPOPOPOPOPOP from the crowd, after getting ridding of Ted DiBland-ass-e. GEDDIT~? Orton talks about getting rid of Dibiase, and that wherever he ends up after this week, whoever the champion is better watch out.
Match 3
Two Draft Picks
Jawn Cena vs. John Morrison
RAW vs. Smackdown
In another RAW vs. SD match, there is another good match, but its a DRAW~! Morrison hit Cena with a Starship Pain on the outside of the ring at the count of 5, and neither could get in the ring, as JoMo just missed out.
Draw between John Motherfucking Cena and John Motherfucking Morrison
Sav Rocca comes out and acts all tough and shit, and says with the little charisma that he has, that since its a draw, both rosters get two draft picks each. Omnomnomage.
Firstly, to RAW; TEDDY BLACK LONG~! Raw has a General Manager now apparently.
Second new RAW member is; HI-IM-DOLPH-ZIGGLER.
Now to Smackdown, and the first person is...............
BRET MOTHERFUCKING HITMAN HART!
Fans pop and shit as Hart is now on Smackdown, and now its time for the second Smackdown member.
JOHN CENA!
Morrison is shocked, but is then laid out with an Attitude Adjustment. Cena says 'I'm blue if I was green I would die da ba dee da bu die da ba dee etc. etc'. Well, he doesn't really say it, BUT YERH~!
COMMERCIAL~!
King expresses his disappointment at RAW barely getting anything, but says that there is always ECW and Smackdown as well. He announces that on ECW, there will be a Divas Triple Threat Tag Team Match, where the winning team will get a Superstar and an announcer, and the team who isn't pinned will get another announcer. Cole and King might not be together again. Rejoice~! They also remind us that RVD vs. Sheamus in a WWE Championship Double Draft Pick match will take place on this Friday's Smackdown.
Match 4
RAW vs. ECW
One Draft Pick
Chris Masters vs. Ezekiel Jackson
ZEKE ends up getting the win after a Double Handed Chokeslam. Kk.
Winner and getting one draft pick for ECW; ZEKE Motherfucking Jackson
The newest member of ECW is.......................... CARLITO.
Ownt.
But the ECW announcers are happy.
Up next, a Triple Threat Tag Team Main Event. High stakes~! Winners get 3 draft picks, and two of them are from the brand who gets pinned~!
COMMERCIAL~!
Match 5
THE MAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVENT
Three Draft Picks
The Hart Dynasty vs. Shelton Benjamin and Yoshi Tatsu vs.........
TRIPLE H AND RANDY ORTON~!
Smackdown vs. ECW vs. RAW
A face and a heel unite for ECW~! Anyway, the crowd are shocked that Trips and Orton are back together, but with Orton being a face and shit now, their past is forgotten. Trips and Orton end up getting the win for RAW, after Trips hits Smith with a Pedigree, and Orton hits Tatsu with an RKO. The two aren't sure who to pin, but HHH ends up pinning....
SMITH~!
Two picks from Smackdown, one from ECW to RAW~
Winners and gaining three draft picks for RAW; Triple Motherfucking H and Randy Motherfucking Orton
First, they show who is coming from ECW, and it is...
GOLDUST.
Hurhurhur.
And now from Smackdown; the first pick is.... INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION DREW MCINTYRE.
And the last man on RAW's draft is.............
THE ANIMAL BATISTA.
Orton and Trips are like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG in the ring, as a Batista comes out in a PINK SHIRT~! He smirks, and Evolution are all on the same brand... for now?
Confirmed for ECW
Triple Threat Divas Tag Match
RAW vs. ECW vs. Smackdown
Winning Team gets a Superstar and Announcer
Team who isn't pinned gets an Announcer
Gail Kim and Kelly Kelly vs. Eve and Rosa Mendes vs. Natalya and Serena
Announced on WWE.COM:
Non Title Match
Double Draft Pick~
ECW vs. RAW
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson vs. Kofi Kingston
Confirmed for Smackdown
WWE Championship Double Draft Pick Match
RAW (?) vs. Smackdown
WWE Champion RVD vs. Sheamus
Monday Night RAW
Batista
Big Show
Brie Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Dolph Ziggler
WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Evan Bourne
Gail Kim
Goldust
Jack Swagger
Jillian
Kelly Kelly
Mr. Money in the Bank Kofi Kingston
Mark Henry
WWE United States Champion MVP
Nikki Bella
Primo
Randy Orton
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
Santino Marella
Shawn Michaels
The Miz
Triple H
Tuesday Night ECW
Abraham Washington
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Byron Saxton
Carlito
Eve
Ezekiel Jackson
Gregory Helms
Mike Knox
Rosa Mendes
Shelton Benjamin
General Manager Tiffany
Vladimir Kozlov
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
Friday Night Smackdown
Batista
Bret Hart
Chris Jericho
Christian
Cody Rhodes
David Hart Smith
World Heavyweight Champion Edge
Finlay
Jimmy Wang Yang
John Cena
John Morrison
JTG
Kane
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Michelle McCool
R Truth
Rey Mysterio
Serena
Shad
Sheamus
The Great Khali
The Miz
Tyson Kidd
Undertaker
Fixing up the rosters took up more time than writing the show. I think you actually do shit on purpose to wreck it for others
. Anyway, here's the show, and I made it easy for whoever writes ECW by highlighting two matches for next week. Don't fuck it up.seX-Power
Guest
WWE ECW
MATCH 1
Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly (Raw) vs Eve & Rosa Mendez (ECW) vs Natalya & Serena (SD)
Serena pins Eve to win an announcer and superstar for SD, while Raw gets an announcer due to their team not being pinned.
Announcer to Smackdown... MICHAEL COLE!
Superstar to Smackdown... TIFFANY!
Announcer to Raw... MATT STRIKER!
MATCH 2
Trent Barretta & Caylen Croft (ECW) vs Cryme Tyme (SD)
Barretta pins JTG after a tag team move to win two draft picks for ECW.
Superstar to ECW... TODD GRISHAM!
Superstar to ECW... UNITED STATES CHAMPION MVP!
MATCH 3
Bryan Danielson (ECW) vs Kofi Kingston (Raw)
Kingston got the pin in a fast paced match after a Trouble in Paradise, winning two draft picks for Raw.
Superstar to Raw... EVE & ROSA MENDEZ! (eve counts as 0.75 and rosa as 0.25)
Superstar to Raw... EDGE!!!
MATCH 4
Edge (Raw) vs World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho (SD)
In a non title match, it was a no contest after Jericho was attacked by Christian, giving Smackdown and Raw one draft pick each.
Superstar to Smackdown... JOSH MATTHEWS!
Superstar to Raw... THE GREAT KHALI!
Monday Night RAW
Batista
Big Show
Brie Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Dolph Ziggler
WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Edge
Evan Bourne
Eve
Gail Kim
Goldust
Jack Swagger
Announcer Jerry Lawler
Jillian
Kelly Kelly
Mr. Money in the Bank Kofi Kingston
Mark Henry
Announcer Matt Striker
Nikki Bella
Primo
Randy Orton
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
Rosa Mendez
Santino Marella
Shawn Michaels
General Manager Teddy Long
The Great Khali
Triple H
Tuesday Night ECW
Abraham Washington
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Announcer Byron Saxton
Carlito
Caylen Croft
Ezekiel Jackson
Gregory Helms
Mike Knox
WWE United States Champion MVP
Paul Burchill
Shelton Benjamin
Announcer Todd Grisham
Trent Barretta
Vladimir Kozlov
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
Friday Night Smackdown
Batista
Unified Women's Champion Beth Phoenix
Bret Hart
World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho
Christian
Unified Tag Team Champion CM Punk
Cody Rhodes
David Hart Smith
Finlay
Jimmy Wang Yang
John Cena
John Morrison
Announcer Josh Matthews
JTG
Kane
Unified Tag Team Champion Luke Gallows
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Announcer Michael Cole
Michelle McCool
R Truth
Rey Mysterio
Serena
Shad
Sheamus
The Miz
General Manager Tiffany
Tyson Kidd
Undertaker
MATCH 1
Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly (Raw) vs Eve & Rosa Mendez (ECW) vs Natalya & Serena (SD)
Serena pins Eve to win an announcer and superstar for SD, while Raw gets an announcer due to their team not being pinned.
Announcer to Smackdown... MICHAEL COLE!
Superstar to Smackdown... TIFFANY!
Announcer to Raw... MATT STRIKER!
MATCH 2
Trent Barretta & Caylen Croft (ECW) vs Cryme Tyme (SD)
Barretta pins JTG after a tag team move to win two draft picks for ECW.
Superstar to ECW... TODD GRISHAM!
Superstar to ECW... UNITED STATES CHAMPION MVP!
MATCH 3
Bryan Danielson (ECW) vs Kofi Kingston (Raw)
Kingston got the pin in a fast paced match after a Trouble in Paradise, winning two draft picks for Raw.
Superstar to Raw... EVE & ROSA MENDEZ! (eve counts as 0.75 and rosa as 0.25)
Superstar to Raw... EDGE!!!
MATCH 4
Edge (Raw) vs World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho (SD)
In a non title match, it was a no contest after Jericho was attacked by Christian, giving Smackdown and Raw one draft pick each.
Superstar to Smackdown... JOSH MATTHEWS!
Superstar to Raw... THE GREAT KHALI!
Monday Night RAW
Batista
Big Show
Brie Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Dolph Ziggler
WWE Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre
Edge
Evan Bourne
Eve
Gail Kim
Goldust
Jack Swagger
Announcer Jerry Lawler
Jillian
Kelly Kelly
Mr. Money in the Bank Kofi Kingston
Mark Henry
Announcer Matt Striker
Nikki Bella
Primo
Randy Orton
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam
Rosa Mendez
Santino Marella
Shawn Michaels
General Manager Teddy Long
The Great Khali
Triple H
Tuesday Night ECW
Abraham Washington
ECW Champion Bryan Danielson
Announcer Byron Saxton
Carlito
Caylen Croft
Ezekiel Jackson
Gregory Helms
Mike Knox
WWE United States Champion MVP
Paul Burchill
Shelton Benjamin
Announcer Todd Grisham
Trent Barretta
Vladimir Kozlov
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu
Zack Ryder
Friday Night Smackdown
Batista
Unified Women's Champion Beth Phoenix
Bret Hart
World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho
Christian
Unified Tag Team Champion CM Punk
Cody Rhodes
David Hart Smith
Finlay
Jimmy Wang Yang
John Cena
John Morrison
Announcer Josh Matthews
JTG
Kane
Unified Tag Team Champion Luke Gallows
Natalya
Matt Hardy
Maryse
Announcer Michael Cole
Michelle McCool
R Truth
Rey Mysterio
Serena
Shad
Sheamus
The Miz
General Manager Tiffany
Tyson Kidd
Undertaker