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WRESTLEMANIA 26~!~!~!~~~!
We go straight to the ring where pyrotechnics and shit go off and we get set for the biggest show of the year!
MATCH 1~ ECW Championship
Extreme Championship Scramble
Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. William Regal vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Mike Knox vs. Bryan Danielson
Rhodes and Danielson are out first, and Cody uses heel tactics to get the first pinfall after a low blow. Next out is Mike Knox, who bring a steel chair and a kendo stick and weapons get involved. Knox pins Rhodes after a chair assisted bicycle kick to the face. 4th out is Ezekiel Jackson, who dominates and immediately pins Danielson after the Book of Ezekiel. Knox takes the pin back after a Knox Out on Rhodes, but Ezekiel takes it back yet again after slamming Danielson through a table, taking him out. The final entrant in William Regal comes out and sides with Ezekiel, using him to take down Rhodes and then Knox. However, Regal then shocks the world by hitting Ezekiel with the brass knuckles and pinning him with 30 seconds left! It looks like Regal will be the new champ until Bryan Danielson comes out of nowhere and puts him in the Cattle Mutilation, making him tap out with 3 seconds left!
Winner and NEW ECW CHAMPION~ Bryan Danielson in 20:00!
MATCH 2~ United States Championship
MVP (c) vs. Triple H
Triple H uses his experience to take control of the early goings, but after a sneaky eye rake behind the referee's back, MVP begins to dominate. He wears down HHH until the Game makes his comeback and nails Montel with a Spinebuster for a near-fall. Hunter tries for the Pedigree but MVP counters and nails the Playmaker, but again it's only a two count. He goes for the Playa's Boot on HHH in the corner, but the ref gets in the way and gets knocked out. MVP uses the opportunity to get his chain and he goes to hit HHH, but the Game gets his sledgehammer and uses it to hit MVP in the face! He pins him, but the ref is still down. When he is revived, MVP is back on his feet and when HHH tries for a Pedigree again, he pushes him away and hits the Drive-By Kick for the three count!
Winner and STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION~ MVP in 12:38!
MATCH 3~ MITB
Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Yoshi Tatsu vs. The Miz vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Evan Bourne vs. John Morrison vs. Kofi Kingston
In a massive spotfest, there was pretty much chaos throughout the whole match. Big spots included a Starship Pain off the ladder onto Ziggler, and Evan Bourne jumping off a ladder and nailing The Miz, who was on another ladder, with a hurricanrana. However, the biggest spot probably occurred when Shelton Benjamin jumped off a 20ft ladder from inside the ring, onto Yoshi Tatsu, who was on a horizontally suspended ladder on the outside of the ring. After that huge Holy Shit moment, both Shelton and Yoshi were escorted from the match. Meanwhile, in the ring it looked like Drew McIntyre was about seize the briefcase but John Morrison springboarded off the ropes and knocked Drew off with a Chuck Kick! He went to climb the ladder himself but Kofi Kingston then kicked him off with the Trouble in Paradise, before climbing the ladder himself and grabbing the briefcase!
Winner and NEW MR MONEY IN THE BANK~ Kofi Kingston in 18:37
MATCH 4~ Women's & Divas Title Unification
Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
Both divas went at it with their respective styles and actually managed to work a good female match, but alas, nobody really cared. The finish came after Maryse went to spray perfume in Beth's eyes, but she was picked up and knocked out with the Glam Slam for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner and NEW UNIFIED WOMENS CHAMPION~ Beth Phoenix in 6:35
MATCH 5~ Unified Tag Team Championships
Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boys
In the Hardys first match as a team since Jeff returned, it proved to be a quick paced affair whenever CM Punk was in the ring with one of the Hardys. However, Punk used his typical heelish cunning to take control of the match and tag in Luke Gallows. The biggest man in the match easily dominated the smaller Hardys, and he and Punk utilized quick tags and some innovative double team maneuvers to hold the advantage. They manage to isolate Jeff in the ring until he managed work up a comeback and tag in his brother, and the two of them nailed Luke with Poetry in Motion! Matt then tagged Jeff back in and nailed a Twist of Fate, as Jeff went to the top rope. He dove down for the Swanton Bomb but Punk got the knees up and manages to roll Jeff up, grabbing the tights and stealing the victory!
Winners AND STILL UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS~ The Straight Edge Society in 13:44
MATCH 6~ Loser Leaves WWE
Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase Jr
At the climax of the much-anticipated Legacy break-up and fall-out feud, this match didn't disappoint. Orton and DiBiase made for a rather slow paced match that seemed to pick up as the match went on. Randy dominated the early goings and even went for a rope hung DDT early in the match, but DiBiase seemed to read his former mentor like a book, and he managed to slide out of the ring. Ted then pulled Orton down onto the ropes and began to take control of the match, surprisingly getting a good few offensive maneuvers out on his former leader. He even managed to lock in the Million$ Dream at one point, only for Orton to escape and nail a inverted headlock backbreaker. Orton would then dominate for a while until DiBiase made a face comeback and locked in the Million$ Dream once again, and this time Orton didn't escape. Ted went for Dream Street but out of nowhere Orton spun out and hit the RKO! Everyone thought it was over but DiBiase got his hand on the bottom rope! A furious Orton then stalked DiBiase for a second RKO but when he got up, DiBiase managed to counter into a roll up for another very near fall. Ted went to the top rope to play up the high risk nature of the match with a high risk move, but Orton met him at the top and after a series of counters; managed to hit a Super RKO! Orton wins and DiBiase is out of the WWE!
Winner and STILL A MEMBER OF THE WWE ROSTER~ Randy Orton in 14:56
MATCH 7~ Streak Match
Hell In A Cell
Batista vs. The Undertaker
The cell was lowered and Batista and Undertaker started battling in the match for the ages. This was a rematch from Wrestlemania 23 but the Cell made it a whole new game. Batista took it to Taker in the early stages, showing that he was not intimidated. He used the Cell as a weapon, smashing Taker's face into it a few times. However, when Batista went for the Batista Bomb, it proved to be too early, as Taker reversed and caught him with an uppercut, before hitting the snake eyes/big boot combination. Batista would then roll out of the ring and go to the outside, where he would kick the Cell door open and go to the outside. Taker followed him but Batista smashed the door into his face and knocked him down. Meanwhile, Batista found a chair on the outside and went to attack Taker with it, smashing the steel onto his skull. Batista dragged Taker over to the announce tables where he put him on top and lifted him up, going for a Spinebuster, only for Taker to reverse into a DDT! With the table still intact and Batista laying on top of it incapacitated, Taker began to climb the cell and when he got to the top, he faced Batista and the crowd couldn't believe that Taker was about to jump off. However, before he could, a man ran out from the crowd and to the outside. Taker began to climb down the cell but as soon as he reached the floor, the man knocked him out with a steel chair shot to the head! We get a closer look and it is TNA's AJ STYLES! The crowd is booing as Styles pulls Batista off the announce table and puts Taker on there instead. He then climbs back up to the top of the cell and jumps down on Taker with the Spiral Tap! A recovered Batista goes for the cover but Styles breaks it up by cracking Batista with a steel chair shot. He beats down the Animal with the chair and the crowd is confused about whos side AJ is on. He pulls Taker on top of Batista with both men KOed and the referee makes the three count!
Winner and 18-0 AT WRESTLEMANIA~ The Undertaker in 21:39
MATCH 8~ Grudge Match
John Cena & Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart
Before the match starts, Vince comes out with Cena and announces that the match will be a street fight! As you would expect, much of the match is contested between Cena and Michaels, with Vince and Bret mostly only becoming involved with weapon use. Early in the match, Vince takes out Bret with a low blow and he and Cena work over HBK, who puts up a fight but soon succumbs to the numbers game. Using anything in their arsenal and any weapons they can find, the heels unite in taking out Shawn, who always manages to kick out. After a very close near fall where Cena caught him with a chair shot to the skull, Vince sets up a table. Cena puts HBK on his shoulders and tries for the FU but... IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL! The Rock, who McMahon previously fired, turns up and saves HBK by knocking Cena down with a chair. He then allows Shawn to nail Cena with the Sweet Chin Music before grabbing Vince and nailing him with the Rock Bottom. Rocky follows up with the People's Elbow as the crowd is going insane. He doesn't make the pin however, as Bret Hart is invited back into the ring. Hart puts Vince in the Sharpshooter and McMahon taps! The stadium goes absolutely ape-shit!
Winners and OFFICIAL BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS~ Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart in 14:00
MATCH 9~ WWE Championship
Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam
It's Sheamus's biggest and most high profile match to date in his career, but it's also Rob Van Dam's return to the title hunt and he gets a huge pop during his entrance. The opening stages of the match are all about RVD, who manages to utilize his quickness to work an advantage, hitting Sheamus with such moves as a monkey flip and his signature Rolling Thunder. RVD goes to the top rope but it proves to be too early, as Sheamus knocks him down and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. This is the perfect opening that Sheamus needs to start doing what he does best in a match, keeping his opponent grounded and dominating. He slows down the pace of the match and begins to wear down the Whole Fuckin' Show with all of his power moves. RVD was put in a sleeper hold and he was out of the match, the referee raising his arm twice only for it to remain in the air the 3rd time. RVD would fight out of the move and floor Sheamus with a spinning wheel kick. He waited for Sheamus to get up and then ran off the ropes but was taken out with a huge bicycle kick! 1...2... RVD kicks out! Sheamus can't believe it as he goes for his Border Toss finisher, only for RVD to slip out the back and take Sheamus out with a huge roundhouse! The crowd pops as RVD pulls himself up onto the top turnbuckle with one motion and turns around, before nailing the WWE Champ with the 5 Star Frog Splash! Its Over!
Winner and NEW WWE CHAMPION~ Rob Van Dam in 12:59
MAIN EVENT~ World Heavyweight Championship
Triple Threat
Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge
In the main event of the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania, all three men brought their best game. Even though Edge and Christian are brothers, they proved that the match was every man for themselves in the early goings by facing off against each other. Christian and Jericho actually teamed up early in the match to dump Edge out of the ring, and the two off them faced off inside. They had a nice little sequence of moves for two minutes or so, with Christian gaining a near fall after a top rope Frog Splash. However, soon after, Edge returned to the ring and speared Christian out of nowhere, sending the World Heavyweight Champ rolling out of the ring in pain. Edge and Jericho went at it for a while by themselves, and the former tag team partners showed their immense hate for each other by giving each other their all, and Jericho almost sealed the deal after a Lionsault. However, Christian soon returned to the action and cleared Jericho from the ring, giving the crowd their much anticipated Edge/Christian stand off. It didn't dissappoint, and with a quick pace throughout it showcased the best of both men. Christian's high flying technical ability coupled with Edge's cunning and brawling ability made for a wrestling showcase, and at one point it looked like Edge was walking away with the title after an Edgecution! However, soon after it was all three men in the ring again and counters were everywhere, as were signature moves. The end of this epic main event came as Chris Jericho had Edge in the Walls of Jericho and Edge was about to tap, but Tomko ran into the match and booted Jericho down. However, CHristian cleared the big man from the ring, before scooping up Edge and nailing the Killswitch! 1... 2... Edge kicks out! Christian can't believe it as he goes for a second Killswitch, only for Edge to push him away and nail the Spear! Edge goes to pin Christian but out of nowhere CODEBREAKER! Jericho pins Edge! Jericho wins! Jericho is the new champ!
Winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION~ Chris Jericho in 24:38
We go straight to the ring where pyrotechnics and shit go off and we get set for the biggest show of the year!
MATCH 1~ ECW Championship
Extreme Championship Scramble
Ezekiel Jackson (c) vs. William Regal vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Mike Knox vs. Bryan Danielson
Rhodes and Danielson are out first, and Cody uses heel tactics to get the first pinfall after a low blow. Next out is Mike Knox, who bring a steel chair and a kendo stick and weapons get involved. Knox pins Rhodes after a chair assisted bicycle kick to the face. 4th out is Ezekiel Jackson, who dominates and immediately pins Danielson after the Book of Ezekiel. Knox takes the pin back after a Knox Out on Rhodes, but Ezekiel takes it back yet again after slamming Danielson through a table, taking him out. The final entrant in William Regal comes out and sides with Ezekiel, using him to take down Rhodes and then Knox. However, Regal then shocks the world by hitting Ezekiel with the brass knuckles and pinning him with 30 seconds left! It looks like Regal will be the new champ until Bryan Danielson comes out of nowhere and puts him in the Cattle Mutilation, making him tap out with 3 seconds left!
Winner and NEW ECW CHAMPION~ Bryan Danielson in 20:00!
MATCH 2~ United States Championship
MVP (c) vs. Triple H
Triple H uses his experience to take control of the early goings, but after a sneaky eye rake behind the referee's back, MVP begins to dominate. He wears down HHH until the Game makes his comeback and nails Montel with a Spinebuster for a near-fall. Hunter tries for the Pedigree but MVP counters and nails the Playmaker, but again it's only a two count. He goes for the Playa's Boot on HHH in the corner, but the ref gets in the way and gets knocked out. MVP uses the opportunity to get his chain and he goes to hit HHH, but the Game gets his sledgehammer and uses it to hit MVP in the face! He pins him, but the ref is still down. When he is revived, MVP is back on his feet and when HHH tries for a Pedigree again, he pushes him away and hits the Drive-By Kick for the three count!
Winner and STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION~ MVP in 12:38!
MATCH 3~ MITB
Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Yoshi Tatsu vs. The Miz vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Evan Bourne vs. John Morrison vs. Kofi Kingston
In a massive spotfest, there was pretty much chaos throughout the whole match. Big spots included a Starship Pain off the ladder onto Ziggler, and Evan Bourne jumping off a ladder and nailing The Miz, who was on another ladder, with a hurricanrana. However, the biggest spot probably occurred when Shelton Benjamin jumped off a 20ft ladder from inside the ring, onto Yoshi Tatsu, who was on a horizontally suspended ladder on the outside of the ring. After that huge Holy Shit moment, both Shelton and Yoshi were escorted from the match. Meanwhile, in the ring it looked like Drew McIntyre was about seize the briefcase but John Morrison springboarded off the ropes and knocked Drew off with a Chuck Kick! He went to climb the ladder himself but Kofi Kingston then kicked him off with the Trouble in Paradise, before climbing the ladder himself and grabbing the briefcase!
Winner and NEW MR MONEY IN THE BANK~ Kofi Kingston in 18:37
MATCH 4~ Women's & Divas Title Unification
Maryse (c) vs. Beth Phoenix (c)
Both divas went at it with their respective styles and actually managed to work a good female match, but alas, nobody really cared. The finish came after Maryse went to spray perfume in Beth's eyes, but she was picked up and knocked out with the Glam Slam for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner and NEW UNIFIED WOMENS CHAMPION~ Beth Phoenix in 6:35
MATCH 5~ Unified Tag Team Championships
Straight Edge Society (c) vs. The Hardy Boys
In the Hardys first match as a team since Jeff returned, it proved to be a quick paced affair whenever CM Punk was in the ring with one of the Hardys. However, Punk used his typical heelish cunning to take control of the match and tag in Luke Gallows. The biggest man in the match easily dominated the smaller Hardys, and he and Punk utilized quick tags and some innovative double team maneuvers to hold the advantage. They manage to isolate Jeff in the ring until he managed work up a comeback and tag in his brother, and the two of them nailed Luke with Poetry in Motion! Matt then tagged Jeff back in and nailed a Twist of Fate, as Jeff went to the top rope. He dove down for the Swanton Bomb but Punk got the knees up and manages to roll Jeff up, grabbing the tights and stealing the victory!
Winners AND STILL UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS~ The Straight Edge Society in 13:44
MATCH 6~ Loser Leaves WWE
Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase Jr
At the climax of the much-anticipated Legacy break-up and fall-out feud, this match didn't disappoint. Orton and DiBiase made for a rather slow paced match that seemed to pick up as the match went on. Randy dominated the early goings and even went for a rope hung DDT early in the match, but DiBiase seemed to read his former mentor like a book, and he managed to slide out of the ring. Ted then pulled Orton down onto the ropes and began to take control of the match, surprisingly getting a good few offensive maneuvers out on his former leader. He even managed to lock in the Million$ Dream at one point, only for Orton to escape and nail a inverted headlock backbreaker. Orton would then dominate for a while until DiBiase made a face comeback and locked in the Million$ Dream once again, and this time Orton didn't escape. Ted went for Dream Street but out of nowhere Orton spun out and hit the RKO! Everyone thought it was over but DiBiase got his hand on the bottom rope! A furious Orton then stalked DiBiase for a second RKO but when he got up, DiBiase managed to counter into a roll up for another very near fall. Ted went to the top rope to play up the high risk nature of the match with a high risk move, but Orton met him at the top and after a series of counters; managed to hit a Super RKO! Orton wins and DiBiase is out of the WWE!
Winner and STILL A MEMBER OF THE WWE ROSTER~ Randy Orton in 14:56
MATCH 7~ Streak Match
Hell In A Cell
Batista vs. The Undertaker
The cell was lowered and Batista and Undertaker started battling in the match for the ages. This was a rematch from Wrestlemania 23 but the Cell made it a whole new game. Batista took it to Taker in the early stages, showing that he was not intimidated. He used the Cell as a weapon, smashing Taker's face into it a few times. However, when Batista went for the Batista Bomb, it proved to be too early, as Taker reversed and caught him with an uppercut, before hitting the snake eyes/big boot combination. Batista would then roll out of the ring and go to the outside, where he would kick the Cell door open and go to the outside. Taker followed him but Batista smashed the door into his face and knocked him down. Meanwhile, Batista found a chair on the outside and went to attack Taker with it, smashing the steel onto his skull. Batista dragged Taker over to the announce tables where he put him on top and lifted him up, going for a Spinebuster, only for Taker to reverse into a DDT! With the table still intact and Batista laying on top of it incapacitated, Taker began to climb the cell and when he got to the top, he faced Batista and the crowd couldn't believe that Taker was about to jump off. However, before he could, a man ran out from the crowd and to the outside. Taker began to climb down the cell but as soon as he reached the floor, the man knocked him out with a steel chair shot to the head! We get a closer look and it is TNA's AJ STYLES! The crowd is booing as Styles pulls Batista off the announce table and puts Taker on there instead. He then climbs back up to the top of the cell and jumps down on Taker with the Spiral Tap! A recovered Batista goes for the cover but Styles breaks it up by cracking Batista with a steel chair shot. He beats down the Animal with the chair and the crowd is confused about whos side AJ is on. He pulls Taker on top of Batista with both men KOed and the referee makes the three count!
Winner and 18-0 AT WRESTLEMANIA~ The Undertaker in 21:39
MATCH 8~ Grudge Match
John Cena & Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart
Before the match starts, Vince comes out with Cena and announces that the match will be a street fight! As you would expect, much of the match is contested between Cena and Michaels, with Vince and Bret mostly only becoming involved with weapon use. Early in the match, Vince takes out Bret with a low blow and he and Cena work over HBK, who puts up a fight but soon succumbs to the numbers game. Using anything in their arsenal and any weapons they can find, the heels unite in taking out Shawn, who always manages to kick out. After a very close near fall where Cena caught him with a chair shot to the skull, Vince sets up a table. Cena puts HBK on his shoulders and tries for the FU but... IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL! The Rock, who McMahon previously fired, turns up and saves HBK by knocking Cena down with a chair. He then allows Shawn to nail Cena with the Sweet Chin Music before grabbing Vince and nailing him with the Rock Bottom. Rocky follows up with the People's Elbow as the crowd is going insane. He doesn't make the pin however, as Bret Hart is invited back into the ring. Hart puts Vince in the Sharpshooter and McMahon taps! The stadium goes absolutely ape-shit!
Winners and OFFICIAL BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS~ Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart in 14:00
MATCH 9~ WWE Championship
Sheamus (c) vs. Rob Van Dam
It's Sheamus's biggest and most high profile match to date in his career, but it's also Rob Van Dam's return to the title hunt and he gets a huge pop during his entrance. The opening stages of the match are all about RVD, who manages to utilize his quickness to work an advantage, hitting Sheamus with such moves as a monkey flip and his signature Rolling Thunder. RVD goes to the top rope but it proves to be too early, as Sheamus knocks him down and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. This is the perfect opening that Sheamus needs to start doing what he does best in a match, keeping his opponent grounded and dominating. He slows down the pace of the match and begins to wear down the Whole Fuckin' Show with all of his power moves. RVD was put in a sleeper hold and he was out of the match, the referee raising his arm twice only for it to remain in the air the 3rd time. RVD would fight out of the move and floor Sheamus with a spinning wheel kick. He waited for Sheamus to get up and then ran off the ropes but was taken out with a huge bicycle kick! 1...2... RVD kicks out! Sheamus can't believe it as he goes for his Border Toss finisher, only for RVD to slip out the back and take Sheamus out with a huge roundhouse! The crowd pops as RVD pulls himself up onto the top turnbuckle with one motion and turns around, before nailing the WWE Champ with the 5 Star Frog Splash! Its Over!
Winner and NEW WWE CHAMPION~ Rob Van Dam in 12:59
MAIN EVENT~ World Heavyweight Championship
Triple Threat
Christian (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge
In the main event of the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania, all three men brought their best game. Even though Edge and Christian are brothers, they proved that the match was every man for themselves in the early goings by facing off against each other. Christian and Jericho actually teamed up early in the match to dump Edge out of the ring, and the two off them faced off inside. They had a nice little sequence of moves for two minutes or so, with Christian gaining a near fall after a top rope Frog Splash. However, soon after, Edge returned to the ring and speared Christian out of nowhere, sending the World Heavyweight Champ rolling out of the ring in pain. Edge and Jericho went at it for a while by themselves, and the former tag team partners showed their immense hate for each other by giving each other their all, and Jericho almost sealed the deal after a Lionsault. However, Christian soon returned to the action and cleared Jericho from the ring, giving the crowd their much anticipated Edge/Christian stand off. It didn't dissappoint, and with a quick pace throughout it showcased the best of both men. Christian's high flying technical ability coupled with Edge's cunning and brawling ability made for a wrestling showcase, and at one point it looked like Edge was walking away with the title after an Edgecution! However, soon after it was all three men in the ring again and counters were everywhere, as were signature moves. The end of this epic main event came as Chris Jericho had Edge in the Walls of Jericho and Edge was about to tap, but Tomko ran into the match and booted Jericho down. However, CHristian cleared the big man from the ring, before scooping up Edge and nailing the Killswitch! 1... 2... Edge kicks out! Christian can't believe it as he goes for a second Killswitch, only for Edge to push him away and nail the Spear! Edge goes to pin Christian but out of nowhere CODEBREAKER! Jericho pins Edge! Jericho wins! Jericho is the new champ!
Winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION~ Chris Jericho in 24:38
