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The WWE "New Crap Gimmick" Game

Rosie

Rosie

Dark Side
Something which has been a trend in WWE for a while now is their shift in not wanting to use already established names or rebranding someone for the sake of it. Or NXT 2.0 being very gimmick heavy. It has been met with criticms and laughter from fans With Vince gone, that may change, but to keep the legacy alive, I have a game. Here are the rules:

Person one will name a wrestler/tag team/stable. It can be in WWE, out of WWE, Past or present.

Then the second person has to come up with a new name and gimmick for them. It can be anything from silly, to ridiculous, or weird. Then they name a new person(s) for the next person and it continues.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Mustache Mountain.

Person 2: Rich British Lord: Master Bate and his Butler, Alfred Wilcox.

Now I will start with...

(Austin) Theory.​
 
Sky

Sky

TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION
Keep him as Theory, but make him a literal Theory. He's believed to exist, but they need to find evidence he exists before he appears. His entrance is just an hour solid of a guy doing physics formulas at his desk to make him show up.

I'd like to see you ruin: (edit because it specified WWE) Noam Dar
 
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Rosie

Rosie

Dark Side
Sky said:
Keep him as Theory, but make him a literal Theory. He's believed to exist, but they need to find evidence he exists before he appears. His entrance is just an hour solid of a guy doing physics formulas at his desk to make him show up.

I'd like to see you ruin: (edit because it specified WWE) Noam Dar
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Bond Goldman, a wannabe Austin Powers/James Bond.

MJF. Turn his WWE dream into a nightmare.
 
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Nostradamus

Nostradamus

White Rabbit
Sky said:
Keep him as Theory, but make him a literal Theory. He's believed to exist, but they need to find evidence he exists before he appears. His entrance is just an hour solid of a guy doing physics formulas at his desk to make him show up.

I'd like to see you ruin: (edit because it specified WWE) Noam Dar
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Ruin him? Oh I got this.

Lean into his nickname "The Scottish Supernova" more and make him into a superhero paired with Nikki A.S.H.
His new name would become "Supernova" Noam. His entrance consists of a blinding yellow and white light to start off and then he slowly and shit-ily glides on a low-rigged rope from above the ramp.

Edit: Didn't see Beavs', but yes, MJF next
 
Rosie

Rosie

Dark Side
Canadian Dragon said:
Dominik Mysterio
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Big Show Jr.

He finds out the reason why he is taller than his Dad is not because he is Eddie's son, but he is related to the Big Show. So he proceeds to use the Chokeslam as a finisher but never hits it, wears a singlet, and carries small versions of things to make him feel large to compensate for the fact he is not as large as his daddy.

Ronda Rousey
 
Canadian Dragon

Canadian Dragon

The Ace of WS
Princess Rosé said:
Big Show Jr.

He finds out the reason why he is taller than his Dad is not because he is Eddie's son, but he is related to the Big Show. So he proceeds to use the Chokeslam as a finisher but never hits it, wears a singlet, and carries small versions of things to make him feel large to compensate for the fact he is not as large as his daddy.

Ronda Rousey
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Alexa Jones

Conspiracy Theorist.

Omos
 
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