The WWE "New Crap Gimmick" Game

[Rosie]

Something which has been a trend in WWE for a while now is their shift in not wanting to use already established names or rebranding someone for the sake of it. Or NXT 2.0 being very gimmick heavy. It has been met with criticms and laughter from fans With Vince gone, that may change, but to keep the legacy alive, I have a game. Here are the rules:

Person one will name a wrestler/tag team/stable. It can be in WWE, out of WWE, Past or present.

Then the second person has to come up with a new name and gimmick for them. It can be anything from silly, to ridiculous, or weird. Then they name a new person(s) for the next person and it continues.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Mustache Mountain.

Person 2: Rich British Lord: Master Bate and his Butler, Alfred Wilcox.

Now I will start with...

(Austin) Theory.​

 

[Sky]

Keep him as Theory, but make him a literal Theory. He's believed to exist, but they need to find evidence he exists before he appears. His entrance is just an hour solid of a guy doing physics formulas at his desk to make him show up.

I'd like to see you ruin: (edit because it specified WWE) Noam Dar

 

[Bobby Barrows]

I was gonna say Austin Hypothesis

 

[Rosie]

Keep him as Theory, but make him a literal Theory. He's believed to exist, but they need to find evidence he exists before he appears. His entrance is just an hour solid of a guy doing physics formulas at his desk to make him show up.

I'd like to see you ruin: (edit because it specified WWE) Noam Dar

Bond Goldman, a wannabe Austin Powers/James Bond.

MJF. Turn his WWE dream into a nightmare.

 

[Nostradamus]

Keep him as Theory, but make him a literal Theory. He's believed to exist, but they need to find evidence he exists before he appears. His entrance is just an hour solid of a guy doing physics formulas at his desk to make him show up.

I'd like to see you ruin: (edit because it specified WWE) Noam Dar

Ruin him? Oh I got this.

Lean into his nickname "The Scottish Supernova" more and make him into a superhero paired with Nikki A.S.H.
His new name would become "Supernova" Noam. His entrance consists of a blinding yellow and white light to start off and then he slowly and shit-ily glides on a low-rigged rope from above the ramp.

Edit: Didn't see Beavs', but yes, MJF next

 

[Death By Looch]

I'd like to see you ruin: (edit because it specified WWE) Noam Dar

Rebrand as the Italian time traveling scientist Noamando Dar Vinci, who speaks all his promos in a weird code.

 

[Rosie]

MJF is next.

 

[Canadian Dragon]

MJF is next.

Freddy Jacobs, ambitious stock trader who will buy buy buy his way to the top

 

[Death By Looch]

Mister Johnny Fairplay, a goody-two shoes who wants nothing more than teaching the kids everything about sportsmanship and fairplay

 

[Rosie]

Freddy Jacobs, ambitious stock trader who will buy buy buy his way to the top

Now pick someone for the next person.

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Now pick someone for the next person.

Dominik Mysterio

 

[Rosie]

Dominik Mysterio

Big Show Jr.

He finds out the reason why he is taller than his Dad is not because he is Eddie's son, but he is related to the Big Show. So he proceeds to use the Chokeslam as a finisher but never hits it, wears a singlet, and carries small versions of things to make him feel large to compensate for the fact he is not as large as his daddy.

Ronda Rousey

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Big Show Jr.

He finds out the reason why he is taller than his Dad is not because he is Eddie's son, but he is related to the Big Show. So he proceeds to use the Chokeslam as a finisher but never hits it, wears a singlet, and carries small versions of things to make him feel large to compensate for the fact he is not as large as his daddy.

Ronda Rousey

Alexa Jones

Conspiracy Theorist.

Omos

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Alexa Jones

Conspiracy Theorist.

Omos

** and lizard enthusiast

 

[Nostradamus]

Alexa Jones

Conspiracy Theorist.

Omos

O-Mas!

He becomes a Luchador with all of the stereotypical luchador imagery, but he's horrible at it.

Brock Lesnar