Jim Ross: “Ladies and gentlemen this is Good Old’ J.R. along side Jerry the King Lawler and we welcome you to Monday Night Anarchy! Tonight we have quite a show for you!”
Jerry Lawler: “We sure do J.R. We finally get to see the leader of the Brood, Vampiro, in one on one action against Juventude Guerrera from LAX. Also we get to see the next challenger for the Chris Sabin open invitational!”
Jim Ross: “Also news straight from the General managers office tonight we have a brand new talent recently acquired and tonight that person will be put in action in the main event with the Phenom the Undertaker!”
Jerry Lawler: “That sure is one hell of a try out for Anarchy! We will defiantly find out if he is star material to hack it on the premier broadcast of the SWA! Also we finally get to hear the news announced earlier concerning Brock Lesnar and Kevin Nash!”
Jim Ross: “We are going to open Monday Night Anarchy tonight with the Chris Sabin open Invitational!”
Chris Sabin vs.?????
Lillian Garcia: “Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the Sabin Open invitational Challenge! On his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan he is the X Division Champion Chris Sabin!”
(Chris Sabin walks down the ramp wearing the X Division Title and a black jacket. Sabin waves and slaps the hands of the fans as he walks along ringside. He hops up onto the ring apron and enters the ring through the ropes. Sabin stands there ready as he looks to the ramp.)
(Lillian Garcia looks at her card and nods)
Lillian Garcia: “Tonight’s opponent for the open invitational challenge weighs in at 225lbs and is from Palm Springs, California. Ladies and gentlemen this is KAZ!.”
(Kaz appears on the entrance ramp and walks form one end of the stage to the other smiling and pointing to the crowd. Kaz walks to center stage and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. Kaz walks to a corner and stands on the second rope as he points to all the fans and makes a sign for the title is going around his waist.)
Kaz and Sabin walks around the middle of the ring and lock into a collar elbow tie up. Kaz puts Sabin in a top wrist lock but Sabin ducks under the arm of Kaz and locks in a hammerlock. Sabin hovers over and locks Kaz into a side headlock. Kaz grabs the hands of Sabin and breaks Sabin’s grip. Kaz shoves Sabin off but holds onto his wrist and pulls Sabin into a side headlock of his own. Sabin steps on the back of one of Kaz’s legs and Kaz drops to one knee. Sabin pulls out from Kaz’s arm and steps over the arm of Kaz and pulls Kaz to his feet and into a side headlock. Kaz pushes Sabin back against the ropes and pushes Sabin off. Sabin bounces off the ropes and both men attempt a shoulder block but both men stare at each other on their feet in the middle of the ring. Sabin grabs Kaz by the head and jumps up landing a knee to the face of Kaz. Sabin runs back and bounces off the ropes but runs right into a back elbow to the face from Kaz. Sabin quickly rolls up to his feet only to be knocked down to his back by Kaz with a dropkick. Sabin rolls up to his feet and stumbles over to a corner and stands there. Kaz walks to Sabin in the corner and lands a forearm shot to the face of Sabin. Kaz than whips Sabin across the ring but Sabin reverses it and Kaz runs towards the corner. Kaz reaches out and grabs hold of the top ropes and hops up and Sabin runs right under Kaz. As Kaz falls down he hooks the jaw and slams the head of Sabin down to the mat. Sabin lands on his shoulder and back of his neck and Kaz grabs the legs of Sabin and pulls them foreword and the referee counts 1…2…and Sabin kicks out. Kaz gets to his feet and walks across the ring as Sabin slowly gets to his feet. Kaz charges at Sabin and Sabin back body drops Kaz over the top rope but Kaz holds onto the tope rope and lands on the ring apron. Sabin turns and charges at Kaz but receives a shoulder to the gut from Kaz. Kaz pulls back on the top rope ready to slingshot over but Sabin meets him with a forearm shot to the face before he could launch himself. Sabin leaps up and dropkicks Kaz off the ring apron and lands on his feet on the floor. Sabin runs backwards and bounces off the ropes and than dives through the middle and top rope and nails Kaz with the suicide dive. Sabin is the first to get to his feet and picks up Kaz to his feet and rolls Kaz into the ring under the bottom rope. Sabin hops up onto the ring apron and grabs a hold of the top rope. Sabin slingshots himself over the top rope and lands the legdrop on Kaz. Sabin wastes no time and goes for the pin on Kaz. The referee counts 1…2…and Kaz rolls a shoulder up. Sabin gets up to his feet and sits up Kaz. Sabin drives his knee into the spine of Kaz and locks in the reverse chin lock. Kaz rolls to one side and raises up to one knee. Kaz throws an elbow to the gut of Sabin. Kaz lands a few more elbows until Sabin releases the chin lock and Kaz now begins to lands a few right hands o the gut of Sabin. Kaz stands right beside Sabin but Sabin suddenly leaps up and lands a lariat kick to the face of Kaz. Sabin takes a few minutes before getting to his feet and than he picks up Kaz to his feet as well. Sabin lands a straight right hand to Kaz and than pushes him into a corner. Sabin whips Kaz across the ring and Kaz bounces out of the corner and Sabin lands a right hand to the face of Kaz. Sabin attempts a spin kick but Kaz ducks down and sweeps the leg of Sabin knocking him down to the mat. Kaz rises to his feet and runs at the ropes. Kaz leaps onto the second rope and spring boards off the rope and turns in mid air landing a legdrop on Sabin. Kaz rolls on top of Sabin and the referee counts 1…2…and Sabin rolls a shoulder up. Kaz rises to his feet and backs up against the ropes. Sabin rolls to his feet and Kaz bounces off the ropes and lands a dropkick to the chest of Sabin. Sabin stands on his feet wobbling and Kaz backs up against the ropes and bounces off of them once again. Kaz runs towards Sabin and lands a bicycle kick to the chest of Sabin. Kaz rolls on top of Sabin for the cover 1…2…and Sabin rolls a shoulder up. Kaz sits up as Sabin crawls towards the ropes. Kaz rises to his feet and stands behind Sabin who uses the ropes to climb to his feet. Kaz grabs Sabin from behind and sends him over with a back suplex but Sabin lands on his feet behind Kaz. Sabin turns Kaz around and hits him with the enziguiri. Sabin gets to his feet and grabs a limp Kaz up onto his shoulders and attempts to set him up for the Cradle Shock. Kaz slips behind Sabin holding onto his head. Kaz turns Sabin around grabs him by the front of his face and leaps backwards in a flipping face plant DDT. Kaz quickly rolls on top of Sabin for the cover and hooks the leg. The referee counts 1…2…and Sabin gets his foot on the bottom rope. Kaz sits up and looks at the referee as Sabin crawls to his feet once again using the ropes. Kaz turns Sabin around and picks him up with a double leg and sets up him on to the top turnbuckle. Kaz climbs up the ropes to the top rope and sets Sabin up for a hurricanrana but Sabin pulls the legs out from under Kaz and Kaz straddles the top turnbuckle. Sabin lands a right hand to the face of Kaz and as Kaz falls back Sabin sets his feet up in the tree of woe. Sabin leaps off the top turnbuckle and hits the canvas running. Sabin bounces off the ropes and runs at a bit of an angle and lands the hesitation dropkick on Kaz. Kaz falls from the tree of woe and flips onto his knees. Sabin quickly picks up Kaz to his feet and picks him up onto his shoulders and locks Kaz’s feet together. Sabin slams Kaz down with the Cradle Shock right into the pin. The referee counts 1…2…3!
Jim Ross: “Once again for two the second week in a row the fighting X Division champion Chris Sabin has defeated another challenger. But one hell of an effort put forth by Kazarian.”
Jerry Lawler: “I am telling you J.R. this guy is unstoppable! He might be the greatest champion of all time!”
Jim Ross: “Well that might be but right now we send you to the General Managers office!”
(General Manager appears on the screen looking at a sheet of paper grinning from ear to ear.)
G.M. Walker: “Looks like my good luck was not enough to stop him from tripping and falling on his face at the starting gates.”
(Kevin Nash walks into the office and stands in front of the desk of Andrew Walker.)
G.M. Walker: “Hello there Kevin, how can I help you?”
Kevin Nash: “I saw your little announcement online this week regarding myself and Lesnar. What is your big announcement?”
G.M. Walker: “Well Kevin, I was going to wait until later in the broadcast o announce this but since you cannot seem to wait. Well I have received word from the doctors and they assure me that Brock Lesnar will indeed be cleared to compete by next week! I also have received a call from Brock Lesnar earlier this week and he made it very clear that he wants you in a match. But considering the circumstances I don think that is enough. So next week it is going to be Big Sexy Kevin Nash one on one against the Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar in a Street Fight!
Kevin Nash: “You think that scares me? I am Big Sexy and I don’t sweat the little things. But if you want me to get rid of one of your mid-carders to make more room for the main event guys like me fine. This time Brock Lesnar will not be coming back from the beating I am going to give him.
G.M. Walker: “You know what Kevin, talk is cheap. If you want you to stand around and talk and make empty threats, you can go back to Riots where that sort of entertainment passes for good. Here on Anarchy we are about actions and ass kicking. So next week let’s see if you can back up what you say.”
Kevin Nash: “If you think Big Sexy is gonna have a problem backing up what he says he is going to do…you got a surprise coming to ya next week.”
Jim Ross: “Wow what an announcement! Next week it is going to be Kevin Nash vs. Brock Lesnar in a Street Fight!
Jerry Lawler: “Heads are going to roll J.R. we better have some ambulances on hand because I have a feeling Big Sexy Kevin Nash is gonna back up what he says!”
Jim Ross: “Well folks coming up after the break we got Vampiro making his Anarchy broadcast premier in a one on one match against Juventude Guerrera of LAX!”
-Cuts to commercial-
(Chyna is seen sitting in her locker room holding her Woman’s Championship when Trish Stratus walks into the room with Gail Kim not trailing far behind.)
Trish Stratus: “Well Chyna congratulations on winning the SWA Woman’s Championship.”
Chyna: “Hey thanks Trish.”
Trish Stratus: “Congratulations on beating a ditzy blonde who won that title by complete accident.”
Gail Kim: “Yeah!”
Chyna: “Well is that so.”
Trish Stratus: “Yeah you know even a stiff breeze could knock her over and on her back for any count!”
Gail Kim: “Yeah!”
Chyna: “Well if I am not mistaken hasn’t that nobody beaten you twice Trish?”
Gail Kim: “Yeah…oh wait…No!”
Trish Stratus: “Those were by complete luck. You better watch your back Chyna because I am coming for the Woman’s Championship and there is nothing you can do to stop me!”
Chyna: “Well looks like you better watch your back there Trish.”
Trish Stratus turns around and Maria runs at Trish and tackles her to the floor and begins to pulls hair and slap Trish. Maria and Trish roll around on the ground and Gail Kim reaches down and grabs Maria by the hair but Chyna grabs Gail Kim by the throat. Gail releases Maria who goes back to the cat fight with Trish. Security rushes into the ring and clears restrains the women as they scream and kick.
Jim Ross: “What a situation we have there backstage! It seems like everybody is after everybody. It is like ,well forgive my pun but, Pure Anarchy!”
Jerry Lawler: “No kidding J.R. it seems like this whole place is ready to blow!”
Vampiro w/ Brood vs. Juventude Guerrera w/ LAX
Lillian Garcia: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, on his way to the ring, being accompanied by Psychosis and Super Crazy, representing the Latin American Xchange, Juventude Guerrera!”
(Juventude, Psychosis, and Super Crazy all appear as they drive down the ramp on their Juan Deer’s looking at the crowd and can be heard saying, they are not scared of El Vampiro. They park their Juan Deer’s in front of the announcers table in a row as Juventude stands on the chair and leaps to the ring apron and enters the ring through the ropes.)
Lillian Garcia: “ And his opponent is the leader of the Brood, weighing in tonight at 255lbs, from the darkest depths of Hell, he is Vampiro!”
(In the middle of the stage a ring of fire circle and from underneath the stage rise Vampiro with Kevin Thorn and Gangrel on each side of him. Vampiro holds a chalice in his hands as they slowly begin to walk down the ramp. As they reach mid ramp an explosion occurs on both sides of the ramp as fire balls are shot into the air. Vampiro unmoved walks down the ramp with the members of the Brood. Vampiro slowly ascends the steps and stops in front of the ring post. Vampiro takes a drink from the chalice and spit’s the red liquid into the air. Vampiro hands the chalice down to Gangrel and he enters the ring.)
Vampiro and Juventude lock in a collar elbow tie up and Vampiro ducks under the arm of Juventude and locks in a wrist lock and walks behind him turning it into a hammerlock. Juventude pulls out of the hammerlock turning it into a wrist lock once again. Juventude front flips and lands on his feet reversing the wrist lock and he wrenches the arm of Vampiro once more. Vampiro ducks under to arm of Juventude and locks in a wrist lock and quickly turns it into a hammerlock once again. Juventude reaches up and grabs the head of Vampiro and lifts himself off the mat and attempts to flip over Vampiro. Vampiro stops Juventude half way and slams him down to the mat. Vampiro waits as Juventude gets to his feet and they both lock in a collar elbow tie up once again. Juventude grabs Vampiro in a side headlock and Vampiro backs up against the ropes and pushes Juventude off and Juventude bounces off the ropes and into a shoulder block from Vampiro. Vampiro runs to the side and bounces off the ropes and Juventude rolls onto his stomache. Vampiro steps over Juventude and runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes again. Vampiro runs at Juventude and Juventude leapfrogs over Vampiro but Vampiro stops and turns around and receives a knife edge chop to his chest. Juventude pushes Vampiro into a corner and lands another knife edge chop. Juventude whips Vampiro across the ring and into a corner. Juventude charges Vampiro but Vampiro back body drops Juventude over the top rope. Juventude holds onto the top rope and lands on the ring apron. Juventude reaches over and grabs Vampiro by the hair and pulls down sending Vampiro to his back. Juventude climbs up the turnbuckles and stands perched on the top turnbuckle waiting for Vampiro. Vampiro stands up and is caught with a hurricanrana from the top rope from Juventude. Juventude gets to his feet quickly and begins to stomp on the back of Vampiro. Juventude picks up Vampiro to his feet and pushes him against the ropes. Juventude whips Vampiro across the ring and Vampiro bounces off the ropes. Juventude stands waiting for Vampiro but receives a boot to the mid section instead. Vampiro grabs Juventude in a butterfly and than lifts him up and slams him across his knee for the backbreaker. Vampiro goes for the quick cover 1…2…and Juventude gets a shoulder up. Vampiro picks up Juventude to his feet and lands a right hand to the side of his face. Vampiro pushes Juventude against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Juventude bounces off the ropes and ducks under a clothesline attempt by Vampiro. Juventude bounces off the ropes again and runs at Vampiro and attempts to leap up and catch him with a hurricanrana again but Vampiro counters it into a sit down powerbomb. The referee counts once again 1…2…and Juventude gets a shoulder up. Juventude gets to his feet quickly as does Vampiro. Vampiro receives a boot to the mid section and in an instant Juventude has Vampiro in a front face lock and lifts him up. Juventude drives Vampiro into the mat with a Juvi Driver. Juventude postures for the crowd before grabbing an arm and a leg of Vampiro and dragging him to a corner. Juventude walks onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles. Juventude looks to the crowd once more before standing on the top turnbuckle. Vampiro rises to his feet and knocks the feet out from under Juventude making him straddle the top turnbuckle. Vampiro climbs up to stand on the second rope and grabs Juventude by the hair. Juventude fights back landing a few right hands to the gut of Vampiro and pushes him away sending Vampiro back first to the mat. Juventude perches himself on the top turnbuckle again as Vampiro slowly gets to his feet. Juventude attempts a crossbody but Vampiro catches him. Vampiro puts Juventude on his shoulder and than drives him down with the Nail in the Coffin. Vampiro covers Juventude 1…2…3!
Psychosis leap off their Juan Deer’s and begin to slide into the ring but Vampiro stands and turns to look at them with cold empty eyes. Psychosis and Super Crazy back up away from the ring seemingly scared of Vampiro. Gangrel and Kevin Thorn walk along side both sides of the ring beginning to corner Psychosis and Super Crazy as Vampiro looks at them. Homicide and Hernandez are seen running down the ramp way and they both slide into the ring. Hernandez lands a huge clothesline to the back of Vampiro’s head. Homicide begins to stomp on Vampiro as does Hernandez. Psychosis and Super Crazy begin to exchange right hands with each other on the outside of the ring. Hernandez reached down and picked up Vampiro by the throat and set him on his feet. Hernandez than quickly shot him overhead with the Cracka Jack. Homicide revived Juventude and told him something. Juventude slipped out of the ring and grabbed a steel chair and slid it into the ring. Homicide placed the steel chair unfolded in the middle of the ring. Homicide walked over and picked up Vampiro and dragged him over the chair. Homicide begins to set Vampiro up for the Gringo Killa when the Hardyz music plays. Matt and Jeff are running down the ramp with steel chairs. Homicide and Hernandez clear out of the ring. Matt and Jeff slide into the ring as all of LAX walk along ringside and begin backing up the ramp. Vampiro and the Hardyz stand in the ring and Gangrel and Kevin Thorn slide into the ring as well.
-Cuts to Commercial-
Jim Ross: “Well folks all that turmoil has been settled down and we can move on with the show. Coming up right now is the tag team match between the Voodoo Kin Mafia and the Steiner Brothers!”
Jerry Lawler: “Well folks you know both of these teams are looking to climb to the top of the ladder of the tag team division to challenge the Hardyz for their tag team titles. So this win could be crucial and I can see anything happening from either team for the win.”
VKM vs. Steiner Brothers
Lillian Garcia: “The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. First off making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 529lbs, B.G. James and Kip James, the Voodoo Kin Mafia!”
(B.G. and Kip James appear on the stage looking out to the crowd and posturing down the ramp. The slide into the ring and both members go to opposite corners and throw their hands up in and X symbol. They both hop off the corners and stand in the middle of the ring waiting.)
Lillian Garcia: “And their opponents at a combined weight of 533lbs from Detroit, Michigan Rick and Scott the Steiner Brothers!”
(Rick and Scott appear on the ramp and Scott flexes his arms and hisses his biceps as Rick looks out the crowd barking. They walk down the ramp and slide into the ring. Scott points at VKM and begins to talk some trash while Rick Steiner puts on his wrestling face guard.)
Scott Steiner and Kip James start in the ring and they go in for a collar elbow tie up but Scott lands a right kick to the gut of Kip which sends him to his knees. Scott lands a right hand to the face of Kip and than picks him up to his feet and pushes him up against the ropes. Scott whips Kip across the ring and Kip bounces off the ropes. Scott bends down and sends Kip over his head with a back body drop. Scott wastes no time and picks him back up to his feet and lands another right hand and pushes him against the ropes and whip him again. Kip bounces off the ropes and runs right into a clothesline from Scott. Scott picks up Kip to his knees and grabs the wrist of Kip. Scott wrenches the arm and locks in a wrist lock. Scott reaches over and tags in Rick. Rick enters through the ropes and walks in front of Kip and lands a straight right hand to the face of Kip. Rick pushes Kip against the ropes and than whips him across the ring. Kip bounces off the ropes and runs right into a shoulder block from Rick. Rick picks up Kip to his feet and lands two straight right hands to the face of Kip. Rick pushes Kip against the ropes and once again attempts to whip him across the ring but Kip reverses it. Rick bounces off the ropes and Kip bends over. Rick runs to the side of Kip and grabs his hair as he runs by and slams the head of Kip into the mat. B.G. enters the ring and charges into the ring but receives a kick to the mid section from Rick. Rick grabs the head of B.G. and lands a neckbreaker. B.G. rolls under the bottom rope into his corner as Kip slowly gets to his feet. Rick picks up Kip to his feet and lands a knee lift to the chest of Kip. Kip backs up into his corner and B.G. tags himself into the match. B.G. enters through the middle and top rope and walks right into a right hand. Rick pushes B.G. against the ropes and whips B.G. across the ring. Rick attempts a clothesline but B.G. puts the brakes on and grabs onto the top rope and slides under the bottom rope to the outside. B.G. points to his head and as he turns around he is hit with a clothesline from Scott Steiner. The referee sticks his head out in between the ropes and tells Scott to get back into his corner. Scott picks up B.G. to his feet and slides him into the ring under the bottom rope. B.G. gets to his feet only to receive a clothesline from Rick. Rick picks up B.G. to his feet and locks him in a front facelock. Rick than picks him up for a vertical suplex and than drops him down. Rick than drops down to his hands and knees and barks right in the face of B.G. James. Rick than slammed his head down with a head butt on B.G. Rick than stood to his feet and tagged in Scott Steiner while pushing B.G. against the ropes and whipping him across the ring. Rick lies down on the mat as Scott enters the ring. B.G. steps over Rick and runs right into a shoulder block from Scott. Scott flexes his bicep and lifts it up until he kisses it and than drops it down on the chest of B.G. The referee begins to count 1…but Scott rolls off and begins to do push ups. Scott stands up and picks up B.G. to his feet and whips him into a corner. Scott charges B.G. and attempts a spear to the gut of B.G. but B.G. moves out of the way and Scott runs shoulder first into the steel ring post and falls out of the ring to the outside. Kip runs along the outside and begins to stomp on the head of Scott as B.G. distracts the referee. Kip picks up Scott to his knees and begins to hammer away with right hands to the face. Rick attempts to enter the ring but the referee stops him. Kip picks up Scott to his feet and wraps his arms around his waist and pushes forward and drives the lower back of Scott into the ring apron. Kip than rolls Scott into the ring under the bottom rope and B.G. begins to stomp on Scott Steiner. Scott begins to crawl towards his corner but B.G. grabs the foot of Scott and drags him to his corner where he tags in Kip James. Kip stomps on the chest of Scott and picks him up to his feet and pushes him against the ropes. Kip whips Scott across the ring and Scott bounces off the ropes. Scott runs at Kip and wraps his arms around him, shifts his weight to the side, and lands a side belly to belly suplex of Kip James. Both men lie flat on their backs as B.G. and Rick reach in for the tags. Scott rolls to his side and is just a foot away from tagging in Rick when B.G. bursts into the ring and the referee turns to stop B.G. Meanwhile Scott tags in Rick and once the referee turns around he tells Rick to exit the ring because he did not see the tag. Kip finally gets to his feet and walks over and grabs Scott by the head and drags him towards his corner. Kip lands a snap mare on Scott and stomps across the face of Scott as Rick and the referee continue to argue. B.G. slides under the bottom rope and onto the ring apron when Kip grabs Scott by the head again and places his throat across the bottom rope. B.G. stands along side Scott and steps off the ring apron and drops an elbow across the back of Scott Steiner’s head. Kip pulls Scott back into the ring and covers him. B.G. hops back onto the ring apron as the referee finally gets Rick to exit the ring. The referee turns and immediately begins the count 1…2…and Scott kicks out. Kip picks up Scott to his feet and snapmares him right back onto the mat. Kip stomps on the chest of Scott once again and walks to a corner where he hops up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs until he is standing on the top turnbuckle. Kip pauses for a moment before leaping off the top rope attempting an elbow drop but Scot rolls out of the way. Scott gets to his feet and tags in Rick as B.G. runs into the ring. Rick clothesline B.G. and than Kip James. Rick turns and see’s B.G. up so he scoop slams him down again. Rick turns to Kip and pushes him against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Kip bounces off the ropes and runs right into a powerslam. B.G. is still down so Rick picks up Kip once again and pushes him against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Kip bounces off the ropes and so does Rick Steiner. Rick runs at Kip and leaps for a flying shoulder tackle but Kip ducks and Rick nails the referee. Scott slides back into the ring and lands a clubbing forearm to the back of Kip. Rick rolls to the outside of the ring and turns B.G. around who is by the time keepers table. B.G. blasts Rick in the head with a steel chair while in the ring Scott is setting Kip up for a belly to belly suplex. B.G. rushes into the ring and lands a chair shot to the back of Scott Steiner and Kip James immediately locks Scott in a small package. Another referee comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring and counts 1…2…3!
Jim Ross: “That damn VKM has stolen a victory here tonight over the Steiner Brothers.”
Jerry Lawler: “What matters J.R. is that they won. They are moving up the ranks towards earning their tag team title shots! So you cannot blame them for their tactics tog et to the top.”
Jim Ross: “Well their tactics are not ethical in my opinion. Anyways folks coming up next is our main event! We know the Undertaker is going to be in action but who is his opponent!?
Jerry Lawler: “Well we will see who this new superstar brought to us by the G.M. is. And you can bet that this is going to be huge J.R.!”
-Cuts to Commercial-
Undertaker vs.??????
Lillian Garcia: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he is making his Monday Night Anarchy debut! He weighs in at 290lbs from New York City, New York. I present to you John Bradshaw Layfield, JBL!”
(JBL’s limousine appears next to the stage and half of JBL’s body appears out of the sunroof waving at the fans with his cowboy hat on and his black windbreaker jacket. JBL bends down back into the limo and the driver opens the door as JBL exits. JBL stands and waves at the people as he walks down the ramp. JBL walks to ringside and climbs up the steps. He steps on the ring apron and wipes his feet and than enters through the ropes. JBL walks to the middle of the ring and waves at the people once more before the lights going suddenly dark.)
Lillian Garcia: “And his opponent from Death Valley weighing in at 305lbs he is the Phenom the Undertaker!”
(The lights go dark in the arena as a gong fills the arena. The Undertaker appears on the stage under a blew light as his music thunders throughout the arena. The fans cheer as he slowly begins his descent down the ramp with an emotionless face. Undertaker stops at the end of the ramp staring into the ring and he slowly turns and walks to the steps. The Undertaker climbs the steps and stands on the top step in front of the steel ring post. Undertaker pauses for a moment before shooting his hands into the air and the lights come on with a thunderous boom. Undertaker steps in between the ropes and enters the ring. The undertaker looks up at JBL and rolls his eyes in the back of his head as he removes his hat and trench coat.)
Jim Ross: “This is going to be one hell of a match up. The newly acquired superstar that is John Bradshaw Layfield in his very first match on Anarchy is against the Undertaker!”
Jerry Lawler: “Well you heard the G.M. earlier. Anarchy is about action and ass kicking and that’s exactly what he has delivered! So it is put up or shut up time for JBL in my opinion!”
JBL and Undertaker lock up in a collar elbow tie up and Undertaker grabs the wrist of JBL and locks in a wrist lock. JBL falls to one knee and Undertaker drives his elbow into the shoulder of JBL. Undertaker ducks under the arm of JBL wrenching the arm a bit more. Undertaker walks backwards pulling JBL with him to the corner and Undertaker sits on the top turnbuckle and begins to step up on the ropes but JBL lands a right hand to the face of the Undertaker. JBL lands two more right hands and a knee lift to the chest of the Undertaker before grabbing him from behind the head and dragging him out of the corner. JBL grabs Undertaker in a front facelock and lands a swinging neckbreaker on the Undertaker. JBL quickly gets to his feet and stomps Undertaker in the middle of his back as he sits up. JBL picks up the Undertaker to his feet and locks in a wrist lock. Undertaker retaliates with a straight right hand to the face of JBL followed by a knee lift to the chest. Undertaker pushes JBL up against the ropes and whip shim but JBL reverses it. The Undertaker bounces off the ropes and JBL picks up Undertaker and slams him down with a sidewalk slam. JBL goes directly into the cover and hooks the leg. The referee counts 1…2…and the Undertaker manages to get a shoulder up off the mat. JBL immediately gets up and exits through the ropes and walks along the ring apron. JBL climbs up the turnbuckles and stands perched on the top rope and waits. The Undertaker gets to his feet and looks at JBL who launches himself off the top rope and lands a flying shoulder tackle on the Undertaker. JBL rushes to his feet and runs back and bounces off the ropes. JBL drops an elbow on the chest of the Undertaker and tells the referee to count. The referee counts 1…2…and the Undertaker kicks out. Undertaker and JBL get up to their feet at the same time but JBL lands a right hand to the face of Undertaker which sends him into a corner. JBL rushes the Undertaker and lands a clothesline. JBL follows that up with a knee lift to the abdomen. JBL takes a few steps back and lands a big boot to the side of the head of the Undertaker. Undertaker squats down but JBL picks him up to his feet and lands a right hand. JBL whips Undertaker across the ring into a corner. Undertaker stumbles out of the corner and JBL charges at him. Undertaker side steps JBL and takes him down to the mat with an armbar. Undertaker applies the hold for a moment before letting go and rising to his feet and stomps on the bicep of JBL. Undertaker stomps on the arm of JBL a few more times before he rolls onto his side and Undertaker lands a stomp on the face of JBL. Undertaker picks up JBL to his feet and wrings his arm and locks in a wrist lock and than Undertaker than lands an uppercut to the bicep of JBL. Undertaker backs up to a corner and sits on the top turnbuckle and than climbs up and stands on the top turnbuckle. Undertaker walks along the top rope and leaps off and lands old school on JBL. Undertaker walks around stalking JBL as he slowly rises to his feet. JBL gets to his feet and Undertaker walks up to JBL and grabs him around the neck and lands the Complete Shot. Undertaker rolls JBL for the cover 1…2…and JBL kicks out of the pin. Undertaker rises to his feet and leans down and sits up JBL. Undertaker grabs one arm of JBL and locks on a triangle choke. Undertaker synchs in the choke some more as JBL’s arms go limp. The referee walks over and picks up JBL’s hand and lets it drop 1. The referee picks up JBL’s hand again and lets it drop 2. The referee picks his hand up one more time and as he lets it drop JBL gets his foot on the bottom rope and the referee makes the Undertaker break the hold. Undertaker releases the hold and rises to his feet. Undertaker reaches down and picks up JBL to his feet and whips him into a corner. Undertaker walks towards JBL but receives a boot to the face. Undertaker backs up to the middle of the ring and JBL exits the corner and walks toward JBL only to receive a big boot to the face. Undertaker backs up across the ring as JBL crawls back to the corner and uses the ropes to help himself up. Undertaker runs at JBL and attempts a running big boot but JBL ducks and the Undertaker straddles the top rope. JBL lies on the ground for a moment as Undertaker straddles the top rope. JBL crawls on his hands and knees and chop blocks the one leg of the Undertaker who than falls to the mat next to JBL. JBL rises to his feet and begins to stomp on the head of Undertaker. JBL picks up Undertaker to his feet and lands a boot to the mid section of Undertaker and pushes him against the ropes. JBL whips Undertaker across the ring and JBL bends down but Undertaker stops, drops to his knees, and lands an uppercut to the throat of JBL. Undertaker slowly rises to his feet and lands a right hand to the wobbly JBL. JBL leans back and launches a right of his own to the face of the Undertaker. Undertaker bounces back landing three unanswered shots to the face of JBL which knocks him down to the mat. JBL rolled to his side and uses the ropes to rise up to his feet. The Undertaker pushes JBL against the ropes and whips him across the ring but JBL reverses it. Undertaker bounces of the ropes and ducks under a clothesline attempt from JBL. Undertaker bounces off the ropes once again and leaps into the air and clotheslines JBL. JBL crawls towards a corner as the Undertaker gets to his hands and knees and to his feet. JBL rises to his feet and stands in the corner and Undertaker stands across from him in the opposite corner. Undertaker charges at JBL and splashes him in the corner. Undertaker walks away back to his corner as JBL hooks the top ropes to stay standing. Undertaker keeps walking than runs at JBL again and splashes him in the corner once again. Undertaker walks away and turns around in the middle of the ring and JBL stumbles out of the corner. Undertaker picks up JBL onto this shoulder and walks him over to a corner and drops him down with the snake eyes. Undertaker runs to the ropes and bounces off of them as JBL stumbles out of the corner. Undertaker lands a big boot to the face of JBL and JBL bounces on the mat as the Undertaker collapses to the ground. Undertaker rises to his feet and holds up one open hand waiting for JBL to stand. JBL crawls towards the ropes and uses them to climb up to his feet. JBL slowly turns around only to get the Undertaker’s hand wrapped around his throat. Undertaker lifts JBL up and chokeslams him down to the mat. Undertaker falls to his knees and covers JBL. The referee counts 1…2…and JBL kicks out. Undertaker rises to his feet and picks up JBL to his feet and picks him up onto his shoulders. JBL shifts his weight and lands on his feet and runs backwards and bounces off the ropes and Undertaker turns around. As soon as the Undertaker turns around he is caught with a clothesline from hell by JBL. JBL lies on the ground for a moment next to the Undertaker and than rolls on top of the Undertaker. The referee counts 1…2…and the Undertaker kick out. JBL slowly gets to his feet as does the Undertaker who than stumbles to the corner. JBL walks to the Undertaker and lands a right hand to the face of the Undertaker. Undertaker reaches out and grabs JBL by the throat and pulls him into the corner and begins to unleash a series of right hands to the face of JBL. Undertaker whips JBL to the middle of the ring and than whips him back into the same corner. JBL runs chest first into the top turnbuckle and than turns around and throws up a big boot as does the Undertaker and both men fall to the mat. The referee begins to count 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and both men manage to get to their feet. JBL leans back and bounces off the ropes and attempts to clothesline the Undertaker but Undertaker ducks under the clothesline and once JBL turns around the Undertaker picks him up onto his shoulder.
Triple H is seen running through the audience in jeans and a T shirt holding a sledgehammer. Triple H leaped over the guard rail and slides into the ring behind the Undertaker. Triple H lifted the sledgehammer and slammed it on the back of the head of the Undertaker. The referee calls for the bell and Undertaker drops JBL and falls right to the mat unconscious. Triple H uses his foot to turn the Undertaker over onto his back. Triple H holds the sledgehammer over his head and crosses his throat with his thumb but as he looks down to the Undertaker, the Undertaker sat up. Triple H was looking towards the audience as the Undertaker staggered up to his feet. JBL bounces off the ropes and lands a clothesline from hell to the back of the Undertakers head. Triple H turns around and looks at JBL and the Undertaker now unconscious on the ground. JBL stands up and stares at Triple H holding the sledgehammer. Triple H walks right into the face of JBL and grabs the arm of JBL and raises it in victory as JBL’s music fills the arena.
Todd Grisham: “Ladies and gentlemen I am being joined right now by the Hitman Bret Hart who has a few choice words for the fans and owners of this company.”
(Bret snatches the microphone from Grisham.)
Bret Hart: “I have been with this company since the beginning. I have stuck through and gave every match my all but have I received a SWA World Heavyweight Championship opportunity? No. It seems like I have to go around and have a match with every superstar on the roster just to receive a title shot. Where is my opportunity? The way I see it, I have been screwed by Sting, I have been screwed by Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I have been screwed by the Sadistic Wrestling Alliance.
Todd Grisham: “Well Bret, you obviously must be frustrated with the current situation involving you and your title standings.”
(Bret Hart shoves Todd Grisham knocking him down to the mat..)
Bret Hart: “Frustrated isn’t even the god damn word for it! This is just bullshit! Everybody screws me and nobody does a god damn thing about it! So many god damn injustices around here and I am fucking sick of it! Everybody in the dressing room knows that I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!
(Stone Cold Steve Austin walks down the ramp and slides into the ring under the bottom rope.)
Stone Cold Steve Austin: “You want to stand here and bitch about not getting your title shot fine. You can stand here like the sorry son of a bitch you are whining and wanting a title shot or you can step your ass up and try and earn one from me right now! Otherwise you can shut the hell up and march your pathetic ass right out of this building and back to Canada!”
Bret Hart: “I would have earned my title shot last week when I could have beaten Sting but your dumb redneck ass had to get involved and join the club of people who screw me out of a title shot!”
(Sting walks down the ramp holding his bat looking at Austin and Hart. Sting walks up the steel steps and enters the ring through the ropes. Sting grabs the microphone from Bret and holds it up but doesn’t say a word. Sting drops the microphone and lands a right hand to the side of Hart’s face and Austin lands a right hand to the face of Sting. An all out brawl explodes as the three wrestler’s battle back and forth and the security personnel and SWA management rush to separate all three men. Andrew Walker walks down the ramp and quickly walks p the steps as all the security and management have the three wrestlers restrained in separate corners.)
G.M. Walker: “That is enough! I will not have the inmates run the asylum. I am the General Manager of Anarchy and I make all the descions around here! Bret Hart you want to stand out here and bitch about not getting a title shot. You think I am trying to screw you and keep you out of the title picture? Stone Cold, you want your rematch against Shawn Michaels and revenge against Sting for nailing you with the bat at Hallowfest. Sting you want that opportunity to become the SWA World Heavyweight Champion. Well guess what gentlemen; I am not the one to be making the descions this time. Because at Anarchy’s next Pay per View, Black X-Mas, the fans of the SWA are going to be making the descions! That’s right all the matches will be determined by the voting fans! So in this case the fans will vote for who is going to receive the shot for the SWA World Heavyweight Championship against Shawn Michaels! They are going to either vote for Bret Hart, Stone Cold Steve Austin, or the Icon Sting to see who is going to receive that chance to become the SWA World Heavyweight Champion! So next week in the main event! It is going to be you Bret Hart against you Stone Cold against you Sting in a Triple Threat Match! To help the fans decide who will get their vote!
(The music of Shawn Michael’s fills the arena as he walks onto the stage holding up the SWA World Heavyweight Championship and looks at all three men in the ring being restrained. Michaels looks at the ring with a stern face and the caerma cuts on the view behind michaels looking down at the ring.
-Broadcast over-
