Sky makes "dream" matches

[Sky]

Inspired by @The Fourth Wall 's PWNexus adventures (I'm nothing if not a coattail rider), but on a shorter term scale.

Give me two male wrestlers or two male tag teams from any era, and I'll make them fight in Pro Wrestling Nexus and see what happens. I'll only take the first 3 for now to avoid getting overwhelmed.

 

[Marty McFourth]

Hey Sky, I think you got me confused with @Heel Looch

SOULMATES

I'll send you my names in soon

 

[Alexa]

Atsushi Onita and Bruiser Brody

 

[Sky]

Hey Sky, I think you got me confused with @Heel Looch

SOULMATES

I'll send you my names in soon

Dang this keeps happening

 

[Death By Looch]

Hey Sky, I think you got me confused with @Heel Looch

SOULMATES

I'll send you my names in soon

THE PROPHECY SHOWS ITS FACE ONCE AGAIN


Good luck with this project @Sky ... I'm gonna give you Steve Williams & Terry Gordy, the Miracle Violence Connection and FTR... make it happen

 

[Sky]

Okay, we've got our first request from @The Fourth Wall and it's an actual dream match. CM Punk vs. Kenny Omega... let's see what happens!

Spoiler: Punk vs. Omega

CM Punk vs. Kenny Omega
31/01/2022

Mike Tenay: Next, in a Normal Match, we have CM Punk taking on Kenny Omega.

Don West: Here we go!

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega takes down CM Punk with that Kotaro Krusher.

Don West: Great move.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk takes down Kenny Omega with that Shining Wizard.

Don West: That Shining Wizard was executed perfectly.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega hits the Croyt's Wrath on CM Punk turns it into a pinning combination.

Don West: That's what is great about that Croyt's Wrath.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega has CM Punk's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega can't keep CM Punk down as CM Punk is able to kick out.

Don West: CM Punk still has a lot of fight left.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk measures up Kenny Omega and hits the Shining Wizard.

Don West: That's a textbook Shining Wizard right there.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk does some damage to Kenny Omega with that European Uppercut.

Don West: CM Punk hit that move full force!

Mike Tenay: CM Punk gets hit with a Backhand Chop by Kenny Omega.

Don West: CM Punk is dazed after that Backhand Chop.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega gets hit by Kenny Omega with an Enzuigiri.

Don West: That's a textbook Enzuigiri right there.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk attempts to take a breather, but Kenny Omega doesn't let up and instead hits CM Punk with a Dragon Revolution.

Don West: I don't know if Kenny Omega got all of that Dragon Revolution.

Mike Tenay: It looks like Kenny Omega is going for a pin.

Don West: It might not be too smart to go for a pin just yet. I don't think that CM Punk is weakened enough.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega has CM Punk's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Mike Tenay: TWO!

Don West: I don't think that Kenny Omega has done enough damage yet. CM Punk should kick out right here.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk kicks out of the pin attempt.

Don West: CM Punk isn't going to be beat that easily.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega gets hit by Kenny Omega with an Enzuigiri.

Don West: Kenny Omega is reeling after that one.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk takes down Kenny Omega with that Flying Cross Body Block.

Don West: Kenny Omega is reeling after that one.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk tries for a Flying Cross Body Block on Kenny Omega and is successful.

Don West: CM Punk does one of the best Flying Cross Body Blocks that I have ever seen.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega takes down CM Punk with that Missile Dropkick.

Don West: Kenny Omega hit that move full force!

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega takes down CM Punk with that Kotaro Krusher.

Don West: CM Punk is dazed after that Kotaro Krusher.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk gets hit by CM Punk with a Backhand Chop.

Don West: That Backhand Chop was executed perfectly.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk tries for a Backhand Chop on Kenny Omega and is successful.

Don West: Nobody hits that Backhand Chop better than CM Punk.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega takes CM Punk down with the Croyt's Wrath and goes for the pin.

Don West: Kenny Omega is taking it to CM Punk.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega has CM Punk's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Mike Tenay: CM Punk kicks out of the pin attempt.

Don West: CM Punk isn't out of this one yet.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk gets hit by CM Punk with a Kotaro Krusher.

Don West: Great move.

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega gets hit by Kenny Omega with an Enzuigiri.

Don West: CM Punk does one of the best Enzuigiris that I have ever seen.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk drops down and goes for the cover on Kenny Omega.

Don West: I don't know if CM Punk is going to be able to put Kenny Omega away just yet.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk has Kenny Omega's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Mike Tenay: Kenny Omega shoves CM Punk off and breaks out of the pin.

Don West: I thought that this one might have been over, but I guess that I was wrong.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk rolls up Kenny Omega and tries for a pin.

Don West: Kenny Omega might not be worn down enough yet.

Mike Tenay: CM Punk has Kenny Omega's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Mike Tenay: TWO!

Don West: Kenny Omega has got to kick out here or this one could be over.

Mike Tenay: THREE! That's it!

Mike Tenay: That Enzuigiri proved too much for Kenny Omega.

Don West: CM Punk picks up another win.

Ended way too early for my liking

 

[Sky]

@AK Deth would like to see Atsushi Onita vs. Bruiser Brody. Coming right up!

Spoiler: Onita vs. Brody

Atsushi Onita vs. Bruiser Brody
31/01/2022

Jim Ross: Next, in a Normal Match, we have Atsushi Onita taking on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: Let's get this thing going.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita drops down and goes for the cover on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: I don't know if going for a pin right now is a smart move by Atsushi Onita.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody shoves Atsushi Onita off and breaks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: It looks like Bruiser Brody is going for a pin.

Joey Styles: I don't think that Bruiser Brody has done enough damage to Atsushi Onita yet.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody has Atsushi Onita's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita shoots a shoulder up and gets out of Bruiser Brody's pin attempt.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody attempts to take a breather, but Atsushi Onita doesn't let up and instead hits Bruiser Brody with a Stomp.

Joey Styles: That Stomp was executed perfectly.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody sets Atsushi Onita up and locks in the Backbreaker Rack.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody is just trying to wear Atsushi Onita down with that hold.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita feels the effects of the Backbreaker Rack as Bruiser Brody applies the pressure.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita has got to try and grab the ropes to break out of this hold.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita reaches out and grabs the ropes and the referee breaks the hold.

Joey Styles: That Backbreaker Rack wasn't going to put Atsushi Onita away just yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita perfectly executes the German Suplex and goes right for the cover on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: That's what is great about that German Suplex.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets hit with that German Suplex and then pinned to the mat by Atsushi Onita.

Joey Styles: Impressive move right there.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita looks upset as Bruiser Brody kicks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: It might have been a little too early to go for a pin there.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody is going for a pin here on Atsushi Onita.

Joey Styles: It might not be too smart to go for a pin just yet. I don't think that Atsushi Onita is weakened enough.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody has Atsushi Onita's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita is going for a pin here on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: I don't know if Atsushi Onita is going to be able to put Bruiser Brody away just yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!

Joey Styles: It might have been a little too early to go for a pin there.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets hit by Bruiser Brody with a Stomp.

Joey Styles: That's a nice Stomp.

Jim Ross: It looks like Bruiser Brody is going for a pin.

Joey Styles: I don't know if going for a pin right now is a smart move by Bruiser Brody.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody has Atsushi Onita's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita shoots a shoulder up and gets out of Bruiser Brody's pin attempt.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita still has a lot of fight left.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody attempts to take a breather, but Atsushi Onita doesn't let up and instead hits Bruiser Brody with a Haymaker.

Joey Styles: That's a nice Haymaker.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita goes for the cover on Bruiser Brody and hooks the leg.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody might not be completely worn out yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody shoves Atsushi Onita off and breaks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets hooked up by Atsushi Onita with that Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: That Sleeper Hold might be too much for Bruiser Brody at this stage in the match.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody winces in pain as Atsushi Onita applies the pressure with the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody is trying to reach for the ropes.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody grabs the ropes and the referee forces Atsushi Onita to let go of the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: That Sleeper Hold wasn't going to put Bruiser Brody away just yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita hits the German Suplex and catches Bruiser Brody in a pin.

Joey Styles: Impressive move right there.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody shoves Atsushi Onita off and breaks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: No! That wasn't enough to put Bruiser Brody away.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody takes down Atsushi Onita with that Vertical Suplex Powerslam.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody does one of the best Vertical Suplex Powerslams that I have ever seen.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita tries to counter, but to no avail as Bruiser Brody hits the Forearm Club.

Joey Styles: Great move.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody takes down Atsushi Onita with that Forearm Club.

Joey Styles: Nobody hits that Forearm Club better than Bruiser Brody.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita tries to counter, but to no avail as Bruiser Brody hits the Forearm Club.

Joey Styles: Great move.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita hits Bruiser Brody with that Second Rope Crossbody.

Joey Styles: That Second Rope Crossbody was executed perfectly.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody tries for a Vertical Suplex Powerslam on Atsushi Onita and is successful.

Joey Styles: Nobody hits that Vertical Suplex Powerslam better than Bruiser Brody.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody hits Atsushi Onita with that Headbutt.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody hit that move full force!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita gets the Sleeper Hold on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: Is already hurting and being locked in that Sleeper Hold isn't going to do any favors.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita attempts to do some damage to Bruiser Brody with the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody has got to try and grab the ropes to break out of this hold.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets to the ropes and gets out of the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: Nope. Bruiser Brody isn't ready to give up just yet.

Jim Ross: With Bruiser Brody weakened, it looks like Atsushi Onita might be getting ready to go for the Thunder Fire Powerbomb.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody could be in trouble here.

Jim Ross: I think that this could be it! Yes, there it is! Atsushi Onitahits the Thunder Fire Powerbomb and catches Bruiser Brody in a pin attempt.

Joey Styles: You can count to one-hundred and Bruiser Brody still isn't going to get up from that Thunder Fire Powerbomb.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: TWO!

Joey Styles: This match is over. There is no way that Bruiser Brody is going to be able to kick out here.

Jim Ross: THREE! That's it!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onitapicks up the win here by pin-fall.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita picks up another win.

That was an absolute walkover

 

[Sky]

@Heel Looch didn't actually specify which opponents he wanted. So first, it's Miracle Violence Connection vs. Primo and Epico.

Spoiler: MVC vs. Colons

Terry Gordy & Steve Williams vs. Primo & Epico
31/01/2022

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy and Steve Williams will be taking on Primo and Epico up next, in a Normal Tag Team Match.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy and Primo are going to start this match off, with Steve Williams and Epico waiting out on the ring apron.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy tags in Steve Williams.

Mark Madden: Business is about to pick up here.

Scott Hudson: Steve Williams tries for a Lariat on Primo and is successful.

Mark Madden: Steve Williams does one of the best Lariats that I have ever seen.

Scott Hudson: Steve Williams does some damage to Primo with that Lariat.

Mark Madden: That's a textbook Lariat right there.

Scott Hudson: Primo gets hit with an European Uppercut by Steve Williams.

Mark Madden: That's a nice European Uppercut.

Scott Hudson: Steve Williams tries for a High Angle Suplex on Primo and is successful.

Mark Madden: Primo is reeling after that one.

Scott Hudson: Primo gets hit by Primo with a Gorilla Press Drop.

Mark Madden: Primo is dazed after that Gorilla Press Drop.

Scott Hudson: Primo hits Steve Williams with that Back Drop.

Mark Madden: That Back Drop was executed perfectly.

Scott Hudson: Primo gets hit with a Backhand Chop by Steve Williams.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Steve Williams got all of that Backhand Chop.

Scott Hudson: Steve Williams reaches out and is able to make the tag to Terry Gordy.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy and Primo will now go at it.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy gets the Oriental Spike on Primo.

Mark Madden: Is already hurting and being locked in that Oriental Spike isn't going to do any favors.

Scott Hudson: Primo feels the effects of the Oriental Spike as Terry Gordy applies the pressure.

Mark Madden: To get out of this Oriental Spike Primo has got to grab onto those ropes.

Scott Hudson: Primo gets to the ropes and gets out of the Oriental Spike.

Mark Madden: Nope. Primo isn't ready to give up just yet.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy catches Primo by surprise with a Big Boot.

Mark Madden: Primo is reeling after that one.

Scott Hudson: Primo tries for a submission, getting Terry Gordy in the Figure-Four Leglock.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Terry Gordy will have the strength to withstand the Figure-Four Leglock.

Scott Hudson: Primo applies the pressure on Terry Gordy with that Figure-Four Leglock.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy is trying to break out of the hold.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy grabs the ropes and the referee forces Primo to let go of the Figure-Four Leglock.

Mark Madden: Nope. Terry Gordy isn't ready to give up just yet.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy gets into it with Epico in the corner and is caught by surprise as Primo hits the Dropkick.

Mark Madden: That Dropkick was executed perfectly.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy walks towards the corner and attempts to make a tag, but Primo catches Terry Gordy off guard with that Dropkick.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Primo got all of that Dropkick.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy goes for the cover on Primo and hooks the leg.

Mark Madden: Primo might not be worn down enough yet.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy has Primo's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Scott Hudson: TWO!

Mark Madden: Primo has got to kick out here or this one could be over.

Scott Hudson: Primo shoves Terry Gordy off and breaks out of the pin.

Mark Madden: It might have been a little too early to go for a pin there.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy takes down Primo with that Big Boot.

Mark Madden: That's a nice Big Boot.

Scott Hudson: Primo tries to counter, but to no avail as Terry Gordy hits the Stomp.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy hit that move full force!

Scott Hudson: Primo catches Terry Gordy by surprise with a Dropsault.

Mark Madden: That's a textbook Dropsault right there.

Scott Hudson: Primo catches Terry Gordy by surprise with a Back Drop.

Mark Madden: That Back Drop was executed perfectly.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy takes down Primo with that Haymaker.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy hit that move full force!

Scott Hudson: Primo makes the tag and in comes Epico.

Mark Madden: Epico and Terry Gordy will now go at it.

Scott Hudson: Epico does some damage to Terry Gordy with that Dropkick.

Mark Madden: Great move.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy tries for a High-Angle Suplex on Epico and is successful.

Mark Madden: Epico is reeling after that one.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy rolls up Epico and tries for a pin.

Mark Madden: I don't know if going for a pin right now is a smart move by Terry Gordy.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy has Epico's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Scott Hudson: TWO!

Mark Madden: I don't think that Terry Gordy has done enough damage yet. Epico should kick out right here.

Scott Hudson: Epico shoots a shoulder up and gets out of Terry Gordy's pin attempt.

Mark Madden: Epico still has a lot of fight left.

Scott Hudson: Epico gets locked in the Oriental Spike by Terry Gordy.

Mark Madden: Is already hurting and being locked in that Oriental Spike isn't going to do any favors.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy applies the pressure on Epico with that Oriental Spike.

Mark Madden: Epico has got to try and grab the ropes to break out of this hold.

Scott Hudson: Epico gets to the ropes and gets out of the Oriental Spike.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy isn't going to put away Epico that easily.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy tags in Steve Williams.

Mark Madden: Steve Williams and Epico will now go at it.

Scott Hudson: Epico tries for a Dropsault on Steve Williams and is successful.

Mark Madden: Epico does one of the best Dropsaults that I have ever seen.

Scott Hudson: Steve Williams reaches out and is able to make the tag to Terry Gordy.

Mark Madden: That's what a good team does. You gotta make those frequent tags and keep things smooth.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy walks towards the corner and attempts to make a tag, but Epico catches Terry Gordy off guard with that Dropkick.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Epico got all of that Dropkick.

Scott Hudson: Epico takes down Terry Gordy with that Flying Clothesline.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Epico got all of that Flying Clothesline.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy tries to counter, but to no avail as Epico hits the Orlando Magic.

Mark Madden: Epico hit that move full force!

Scott Hudson: Epico tries for a Dropsault on Terry Gordy and is successful.

Mark Madden: That Dropsault was executed perfectly.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy gets hit by Terry Gordy with a Dropkick.

Mark Madden: Nobody hits that Dropkick better than Epico.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy hits Epico with that Torpedo Lariat.

Mark Madden: Epico is dazed after that Torpedo Lariat.

Scott Hudson: Epico tries to counter, but to no avail as Terry Gordy hits the Torpedo Lariat.

Mark Madden: Epico is reeling after that one.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy sets Epico up and locks in the Oriental Spike.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy senses that Epico is weakened.

Scott Hudson: Epico feels the effects of the Oriental Spike as Terry Gordy applies the pressure.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Epico can withstand the pain of this Oriental Spike for too much longer.

Scott Hudson: Epico gets to the ropes and gets out of the Oriental Spike.

Mark Madden: That might have saved Epico there.

Scott Hudson: Epico goes for the cover on Terry Gordy and hooks the leg.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Epico is going to be able to put Terry Gordy away just yet.

Scott Hudson: Epico has Terry Gordy's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy kicks out of the pin attempt.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy isn't out of this one yet.

Scott Hudson: Epico hits Terry Gordy with that Dropsault.

Mark Madden: Great move.

Scott Hudson: Epico tries for a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT on Terry Gordy and is successful.

Mark Madden: Epico hit that move full force!

Scott Hudson: Epico tries for a Dropkick on Terry Gordy and is successful.

Mark Madden: Epico does one of the best Dropkicks that I have ever seen.

Scott Hudson: Epico could be getting ready to go for the Backstabber.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy has got to get to the corner and tag in Steve Williams.

Scott Hudson: Epico tries for the Backstabber but Terry Gordy is fighting it off. Epico tries once more and this time, hits the Backstabber!

Mark Madden: It's over! No one gets up from the Backstabber.

Scott Hudson: Epico hits Terry Gordy with that Tilt-a-Whirl DDT.

Mark Madden: Terry Gordy has got to make a tag here soon or this one could be over.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy walks towards the corner and attempts to make a tag, but Epico catches Terry Gordy off guard with that Flying Clothesline.

Mark Madden: I don't know if Epico got all of that Flying Clothesline.

Scott Hudson: Terry Gordy is out cold. The referee is going to award this match to Epico and Primo.

Mark Madden: I guess that tonight, there was just no stopping Epico and Primo.

And now, Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Colin Delaney.

Spoiler: Bigelow vs. Delaney

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Colin Delaney
31/01/2022

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow will be taking on Colin Delaney up next, in a Normal Match.

Jerry Lawler: Let's get this thing going.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow gets hit by Bam Bam Bigelow with a Clothesline.

Jerry Lawler: I don't know if Colin Delaney got all of that Clothesline.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney hits Bam Bam Bigelow with that Missile Dropkick.

Jerry Lawler: Bam Bam Bigelow is reeling after that one.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney gets hit by Colin Delaney with an Overhand Punch.

Jerry Lawler: Nobody hits that Overhand Punch better than Bam Bam Bigelow.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow hits Colin Delaney with that Jumping DDT.

Jerry Lawler: Nobody hits that Jumping DDT better than Bam Bam Bigelow.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow gets hit by Bam Bam Bigelow with a Dropkick.

Jerry Lawler: Nobody hits that Dropkick better than Colin Delaney.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow does some damage to Colin Delaney with that Jumping DDT.

Jerry Lawler: Nobody hits that Jumping DDT better than Bam Bam Bigelow.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow hits Colin Delaney with that Front Kick.

Jerry Lawler: Colin Delaney is dazed after that Front Kick.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney attempts to take a breather, but Bam Bam Bigelow doesn't let up and instead hits Colin Delaney with a Overhand Punch.

Jerry Lawler: Nobody hits that Overhand Punch better than Bam Bam Bigelow.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow measures up Colin Delaney and hits the Stalling Suplex.

Jerry Lawler: That Stalling Suplex was executed perfectly.

Jim Ross: It looks like Bam Bam Bigelow is going for a pin.

Jerry Lawler: I don't know if Bam Bam Bigelow is going to be able to put Colin Delaney away just yet.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow has Colin Delaney's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney kicks out of the pin attempt.

Jerry Lawler: Colin Delaney isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney takes down Bam Bam Bigelow with that Dropkick.

Jerry Lawler: Colin Delaney hit that move full force!

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow attempts to take a breather, but Colin Delaney doesn't let up and instead hits Bam Bam Bigelow with a Missile Dropkick.

Jerry Lawler: That's a textbook Missile Dropkick right there.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney takes down Bam Bam Bigelow with that Missile Dropkick.

Jerry Lawler: Bam Bam Bigelow is reeling after that one.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow does some damage to Colin Delaney with that Front Kick.

Jerry Lawler: Colin Delaney is dazed after that Front Kick.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow attempts to take a breather, but Colin Delaney doesn't let up and instead hits Bam Bam Bigelow with a Clothesline.

Jerry Lawler: Bam Bam Bigelow is dazed after that Clothesline.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow tries to counter, but to no avail as Colin Delaney hits the Dropkick.

Jerry Lawler: That's a nice Dropkick.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow perfectly executes the Bam Bam Sault and goes right for the cover on Colin Delaney.

Jerry Lawler: Impressive move right there.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow has Colin Delaney's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney shoves Bam Bam Bigelow off and breaks out of the pin.

Jerry Lawler: I thought that this one might have been over, but I guess that I was wrong.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney has Bam Bam Bigelow in that School Boy pinning combination.

Jerry Lawler: Bam Bam Bigelow wasn't expecting that.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney has Bam Bam Bigelow's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!

Jerry Lawler: No! That wasn't enough to put Bam Bam Bigelow away.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney takes down Bam Bam Bigelow with that Dropkick.

Jerry Lawler: That's a textbook Dropkick right there.

Jim Ross: In one fluid motion, Bam Bam Bigelow hits Colin Delaney with that Slingshot Splash and then goes for the cover.

Jerry Lawler: That Slingshot Splash is damaging enough, but then turning it straight into a pinning combination can catch your opponent off-guard.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow has Colin Delaney's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow can't keep Colin Delaney down as Colin Delaney is able to kick out.

Jerry Lawler: No! That wasn't enough to put Colin Delaney away.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney gets hit by Colin Delaney with a Front Kick.

Jerry Lawler: That's a nice Front Kick.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney gets hit with a Jumping DDT by Bam Bam Bigelow.

Jerry Lawler: Colin Delaney is reeling after that one.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow catches Colin Delaney by surprise with a Overhand Punch.

Jerry Lawler: Colin Delaney is reeling after that one.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney catches Bam Bam Bigelow by surprise with a Dropsault.

Jerry Lawler: That's a textbook Dropsault right there.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow takes down Colin Delaney with that Overhand Punch.

Jerry Lawler: I don't know if Bam Bam Bigelow got all of that Overhand Punch.

Jim Ross: Colin Delaney gets hit with a Headbutt Drop by Bam Bam Bigelow.

Jerry Lawler: I don't know if Bam Bam Bigelow got all of that Headbutt Drop.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow could be getting ready to go for the Greetings from Asbury Park.

Jerry Lawler: Colin Delaney could be in trouble here.

Jim Ross: There it is! Bam Bam Bigelow hits Colin Delaney with the Greetings from Asbury Park!

Jerry Lawler: That's Bam Bam Bigelow's finishing move! This match is all but over.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow rolls up Colin Delaney and tries for a pin.

Jerry Lawler: It looks like Bam Bam Bigelow is going to finish this match off right now.

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelow has Colin Delaney's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: TWO!

Jerry Lawler: This match is over. There is no way that Colin Delaney is going to be able to kick out here.

Jim Ross: THREE! That's it!

Jim Ross: Bam Bam Bigelowpicks up the win here by pin-fall.

Jerry Lawler: I knew that Colin Delaney wasn't going to be able to kick out of that Greetings from Asbury Park.

Two results, one slightly less expected than the other

 

[Death By Looch]

Yea... I edited my post, because I realised way too late what's even happening

Damn Colons... suddenly they win their matches

 

[Sky]

Yea... I edited my post, because I realised way too late what's even happening

Damn Colons... suddenly they win their matches

Just because I like FTR, I'll give you an opportunity to request FTR vs. a different team

 

[Death By Looch]

Just because I like FTR, I'll give you an opportunity to request FTR vs. a different team

Oh well... then let's do FTR vs. Beer Money

 

[Sky]

Oh well... then let's do FTR vs. Beer Money

That'll come quicker than expected, because Storm and Roode are already in the game

 

[Alexa]

@AK Deth would like to see Atsushi Onita vs. Bruiser Brody. Coming right up!

Spoiler: Onita vs. Brody

Atsushi Onita vs. Bruiser Brody
31/01/2022

Jim Ross: Next, in a Normal Match, we have Atsushi Onita taking on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: Let's get this thing going.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita drops down and goes for the cover on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: I don't know if going for a pin right now is a smart move by Atsushi Onita.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody shoves Atsushi Onita off and breaks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: It looks like Bruiser Brody is going for a pin.

Joey Styles: I don't think that Bruiser Brody has done enough damage to Atsushi Onita yet.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody has Atsushi Onita's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita shoots a shoulder up and gets out of Bruiser Brody's pin attempt.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody attempts to take a breather, but Atsushi Onita doesn't let up and instead hits Bruiser Brody with a Stomp.

Joey Styles: That Stomp was executed perfectly.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody sets Atsushi Onita up and locks in the Backbreaker Rack.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody is just trying to wear Atsushi Onita down with that hold.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita feels the effects of the Backbreaker Rack as Bruiser Brody applies the pressure.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita has got to try and grab the ropes to break out of this hold.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita reaches out and grabs the ropes and the referee breaks the hold.

Joey Styles: That Backbreaker Rack wasn't going to put Atsushi Onita away just yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita perfectly executes the German Suplex and goes right for the cover on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: That's what is great about that German Suplex.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets hit with that German Suplex and then pinned to the mat by Atsushi Onita.

Joey Styles: Impressive move right there.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita looks upset as Bruiser Brody kicks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: It might have been a little too early to go for a pin there.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody is going for a pin here on Atsushi Onita.

Joey Styles: It might not be too smart to go for a pin just yet. I don't think that Atsushi Onita is weakened enough.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody has Atsushi Onita's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita is going for a pin here on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: I don't know if Atsushi Onita is going to be able to put Bruiser Brody away just yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets a shoulder up and breaks out of the pin attempt!

Joey Styles: It might have been a little too early to go for a pin there.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets hit by Bruiser Brody with a Stomp.

Joey Styles: That's a nice Stomp.

Jim Ross: It looks like Bruiser Brody is going for a pin.

Joey Styles: I don't know if going for a pin right now is a smart move by Bruiser Brody.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody has Atsushi Onita's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita shoots a shoulder up and gets out of Bruiser Brody's pin attempt.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita still has a lot of fight left.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody attempts to take a breather, but Atsushi Onita doesn't let up and instead hits Bruiser Brody with a Haymaker.

Joey Styles: That's a nice Haymaker.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita goes for the cover on Bruiser Brody and hooks the leg.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody might not be completely worn out yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody shoves Atsushi Onita off and breaks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody isn't going to be beat that easily.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets hooked up by Atsushi Onita with that Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: That Sleeper Hold might be too much for Bruiser Brody at this stage in the match.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody winces in pain as Atsushi Onita applies the pressure with the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody is trying to reach for the ropes.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody grabs the ropes and the referee forces Atsushi Onita to let go of the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: That Sleeper Hold wasn't going to put Bruiser Brody away just yet.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita hits the German Suplex and catches Bruiser Brody in a pin.

Joey Styles: Impressive move right there.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody shoves Atsushi Onita off and breaks out of the pin.

Joey Styles: No! That wasn't enough to put Bruiser Brody away.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody takes down Atsushi Onita with that Vertical Suplex Powerslam.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody does one of the best Vertical Suplex Powerslams that I have ever seen.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita tries to counter, but to no avail as Bruiser Brody hits the Forearm Club.

Joey Styles: Great move.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody takes down Atsushi Onita with that Forearm Club.

Joey Styles: Nobody hits that Forearm Club better than Bruiser Brody.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita tries to counter, but to no avail as Bruiser Brody hits the Forearm Club.

Joey Styles: Great move.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita hits Bruiser Brody with that Second Rope Crossbody.

Joey Styles: That Second Rope Crossbody was executed perfectly.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody tries for a Vertical Suplex Powerslam on Atsushi Onita and is successful.

Joey Styles: Nobody hits that Vertical Suplex Powerslam better than Bruiser Brody.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody hits Atsushi Onita with that Headbutt.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody hit that move full force!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita gets the Sleeper Hold on Bruiser Brody.

Joey Styles: Is already hurting and being locked in that Sleeper Hold isn't going to do any favors.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita attempts to do some damage to Bruiser Brody with the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody has got to try and grab the ropes to break out of this hold.

Jim Ross: Bruiser Brody gets to the ropes and gets out of the Sleeper Hold.

Joey Styles: Nope. Bruiser Brody isn't ready to give up just yet.

Jim Ross: With Bruiser Brody weakened, it looks like Atsushi Onita might be getting ready to go for the Thunder Fire Powerbomb.

Joey Styles: Bruiser Brody could be in trouble here.

Jim Ross: I think that this could be it! Yes, there it is! Atsushi Onitahits the Thunder Fire Powerbomb and catches Bruiser Brody in a pin attempt.

Joey Styles: You can count to one-hundred and Bruiser Brody still isn't going to get up from that Thunder Fire Powerbomb.

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onita has Bruiser Brody's shoulders pinned to the mat and the referee starts the count. ONE!

Jim Ross: TWO!

Joey Styles: This match is over. There is no way that Bruiser Brody is going to be able to kick out here.

Jim Ross: THREE! That's it!

Jim Ross: Atsushi Onitapicks up the win here by pin-fall.

Joey Styles: Atsushi Onita picks up another win.

That was an absolute walkover

That was a fun read, and thanks

 

[Sky]

FTR vs. Beer Money, Inc. as requested by @Heel Looch

Spoiler

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler vs. James Storm & Robert Roode
31/01/2022

Joey Styles: Up next, we have Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler versus James Storm and Robert Roode in a Normal Tag Team Match.

Tazz: Dax Harwood and James Storm are going to start this match off, with Cash Wheeler and Robert Roode waiting out on the ring apron.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood tries to counter, but to no avail as James Storm hits the Haymaker.

Tazz: James Storm hit that move full force!

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood gets into it with Robert Roode in the corner and is caught by surprise as James Storm hits the Haymaker.

Tazz: I don't know if James Storm got all of that Haymaker.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood hits James Storm with that European Uppercut.

Tazz: James Storm is reeling after that one.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood tries to counter, but to no avail as James Storm hits the Haymaker.

Tazz: James Storm hit that move full force!

Joey Styles: James Storm tags in Robert Roode.

Tazz: Now we are going to get to see what James Storm is made of.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode gets hit with a Backhand Chop by Dax Harwood.

Tazz: Dax Harwood hit that move full force!

Joey Styles: Robert Roode does some damage to Dax Harwood with that Backhand Chop.

Tazz: Great move.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood gets hit with a Neckbreaker by Robert Roode.

Tazz: Nobody hits that Neckbreaker better than Robert Roode.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode hits Dax Harwood with that Spinebuster.

Tazz: That's a nice Spinebuster.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode gets into it with Cash Wheeler in the corner and is caught by surprise as Dax Harwood hits the European Uppercut.

Tazz: That's a textbook European Uppercut right there.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood gets hit by Dax Harwood with a Backhand Chop.

Tazz: That's a textbook Backhand Chop right there.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood tries to counter, but to no avail as Robert Roode hits the Roode Bomb.

Tazz: Dax Harwood is reeling after that one.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood gets hit by Dax Harwood with a Spinebuster.

Tazz: Dax Harwood is dazed after that Spinebuster.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode gets hit with a Spinebuster by Dax Harwood.

Tazz: That Spinebuster was executed perfectly.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode gets into it with Cash Wheeler in the corner and is caught by surprise as Dax Harwood hits the Backhand Chop.

Tazz: Dax Harwood hit that move full force!

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood walks towards the corner and attempts to make a tag, but Robert Roode catches Dax Harwood off guard with that European Uppercut.

Tazz: Dax Harwood is reeling after that one.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood tries to counter, but to no avail as Robert Roode hits the Backhand Chop.

Tazz: I don't know if Robert Roode got all of that Backhand Chop.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode does some damage to Dax Harwood with that Backhand Chop.

Tazz: Dax Harwood is dazed after that Backhand Chop.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood walks towards the corner and attempts to make a tag, but Robert Roode catches Dax Harwood off guard with that Back Drop.

Tazz: Great move.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode hits Dax Harwood with that Backhand Chop.

Tazz: Great move.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode does some damage to Dax Harwood with that Neckbreaker.

Tazz: That Neckbreaker was devastating.

Joey Styles: It looks like Robert Roode might be getting ready for the Payoff.

Tazz: Dax Harwood has got to get to the corner and tag in Cash Wheeler.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood walks towards the corner and attempts to make a tag, but Robert Roode catches Dax Harwood off guard with that Neckbreaker.

Tazz: That's a textbook Neckbreaker right there.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood catches Robert Roode by surprise with a Flapjack.

Tazz: That's a nice Flapjack.

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood gets hit by Dax Harwood with a Backhand Chop.

Tazz: Dax Harwood has got to make a tag here soon or this one could be over.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode takes down Dax Harwood with that European Uppercut.

Tazz: I figured that Robert Roode would be going for the Payoff here.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode walks towards the corner and attempts to make a tag, but Dax Harwood catches Robert Roode off guard with that Flapjack.

Tazz: Robert Roode is dazed after that Flapjack.

Joey Styles: Robert Roode sets up Dax Harwood, delivers with that devastating Payoff and goes right for the cover!

Tazz: That Payoff is devastating!

Joey Styles: Dax Harwood isn't going to be able to get up from that and Robert Roode and James Storm are going to be declared the winners of this bout.

Tazz: Dax Harwood might need some medical attention here.

 

[Marty McFourth]

Thanks Sky, I'm just happy Punk won