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Dolph'sZiggler

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lol. I watched a whole season 1, and all i know is i'm glad i could skip the shit intro.

Senhor last night with the college stuff, I remember none of it. I must have watched the first 3 seasons as a kid and gave up or something. The show is still hilarious.

And this thread makes you minkus.
I'm obviously Shawn
 

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hey nowwww

Turner and Shawn are the two biggest playboys on the show
 

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have you ever been john ritter for 3's company?

Inb4 you and another dude.
the situation has never presented itself.

I definitely can't picture myself tag teaming with another dude. would be too weird
 

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the situation has never presented itself.

I definitely can't picture myself tag teaming with another dude. would be too weird
I have a couple friends who have asked about it, and no. My dick won't work while I make a weird joke, or realize your penis is a few feet away.

I have, however, been lucky enough to be John Ritter, but that was at 18 in college. It was the most terrifyingly amazing experience ever. I was probably less than satisfactory.
 

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I have a couple friends who have asked about it, and no. My dick won't work while I make a weird joke, or realize your penis is a few feet away.

I have, however, been lucky enough to be John Ritter, but that was at 18 in college. It was the most terrifyingly amazing experience ever. I was probably less than satisfactory.
You pretended to be gay so that you could live with two female roommates?
 

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You pretended to be gay so that you could live with two female roommates?
If it were only that easy. I had english class with one girl and drove her a lot (we were on the dorms a mile+ off campus) and my buddy who literally LIVED in my dorms (we had big dorms, 3 people to start, we kicked one out and my buddy moved in) and had a crush. Well I went over to chill and study (which she made jokes saying I wouldn't even show up) to see they had been drinking franzia...we were 18...and from there it was magic.

I probably went 5 mins max the first round, but from there it was a fun time. Still the best day of my life, easily. Don't be angry i'm so damn man pretty.
 

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If it were only that easy. I had english class with one girl and drove her a lot (we were on the dorms a mile+ off campus) and my buddy who literally LIVED in my dorms (we had big dorms, 3 people to start, we kicked one out and my buddy moved in) and had a crush. Well I went over to chill and study (which she made jokes saying I wouldn't even show up) to see they had been drinking franzia...we were 18...and from there it was magic.

I probably went 5 mins max the first round, but from there it was a fun time. Still the best day of my life, easily. Don't be angry i'm so damn man pretty.
Anyone can get laid in Wisconsin. If you're under 300lbs you're practically a male model.
 
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