Hometown Kid Presents DWA: Drizzle Wrestling Alliance

[Hometown Kid]

Okay, fellas. I'm pretty sure Lennie's gonna post the first episode soon and I wanted to say some stuff before the ball gets rollin'.

This is my first BTB or written story of any kind. So i'm not gonna try and pull anything over on anyone, I don't know if i'm a genius or a crappy writer. But i'm not gonna give up on this thing for a long while. Which is why I wanted to write towards my strengths at first. So the matches for the shows are bite sized. PPVs are gonna be in full and that's when I plan to let loose on things. I'm better at thinking up angles and storylines for things. But that's lame, so I hope I do my roster justice in the end and put out something good to read. Thanks for the predictions, everybody. I'll do my best to return rep/review for you. (sorry y2j and Brandon for not reading sooner, I haven't forgot. ) But anyway, 2 last things to peeps.

Jericho is a wrestler in DWA.

The Takeover was a tag team for a bit. But they're inactive atm, friends but no teaming.

Enjoy when he posts it.

 

[seX-Power]

The Takeover, The Breaks Over?

And you've stalled for about 40 days without posting a show, so hurry the fuck up.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

No one really wants to read it anyway.

 

[Qwake]

DWA Fusion, Live
Sommet Center in Nashville, Tennessee
Attendance: Sold Out (20,000 seats)

*A video plays to “Jars” with highlights of many different wrestling events from the 70’s to now.*

*The crowd is silent as ring announcer Angela Fong, timekeeper Nick Wagoner and Jushin Lyger *with mask on* are solemnly in the ring looking serious*

Angela: Please rise for a tribute video to all of the wrestlers who have passed away, and please pray for the family of all of these great men and women.

*A video plays to a video to “Leave The Memories Alone” by Fuel highlighting some moments and pictures of many fallen wrestlers including Big Boss Man, Crash Holly, Miss Elizabeth, Sensational Sherri, Eddy Guerrero, Andrew “Test” Martin, Owen Hart, Chris Benoit, Fabulous Moolah, and ending with Mitsuharu Misawa*

Angela: Now…welcome to the first inaugural edition of D…W…A Fusion!

*The crowd goes from politely clapping at the video to going nuts and cheering loudly*

Angela: Now please welcome…from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Chris Jericho!

*”Break Down The Walls” plays to huge cheers from the crowd as fireworks explode and Chris walks slowly down, wearing his long wrestling tights colored dark metallic blue and slapping hands with the fans, then he does his classic entrance on the ropes and as soon as he gets into the ring he grabs the microphone from Fong and hugs Lyger*

Jericho: Welcome to…Fusion is Jericho!!!

*crowd pops loudly*

Jericho: God, is it great to be back. But tonight is not about me, it is about two, no three of my dearest friends…The legend you see in this ring named Jushin Lyger!

*crowd pops mildly as Jushin waves to the crowd*

Jericho: And we will get to the others in just a second. But I just wanted to let everyone know that this is one of the few and only times you will see Mr. Lyger in the ring, as he is a businessman now. And he is doing his best to learn to speak English at the moment.

*Lyger nods in approval as both he and Jericho turn to the stage*

Jericho: And now to the Co-owner of this totally awesome company, that is fit only for the sexy beast!!! A great man…one of my best friends, Dylan. Harris.

*The crowd pops again as “The Carpal Tunnel of Love” by Fall Out Boy blares into the arena and out walks Dylan, in Blue workout pants and wearing black DWA shirt with a blue suit jacket over it, also slaps hands with the fans and among getting in the ring goes up to the top turnbuckle and strikes an old Randy Orton-esque pose- and grabs another mic*

Dylan: Thanks, Chris. That really, really means a lot to me, man. And thank you, Jushin, for helping me and this company financially and as inspiration. And thank each and every person in my home state of Tennessee for showing up here and watching at home for believing in this company! We don’t need roided, up politicking ***holes in a wrestling company to be successful, we just need the greatest fans in the world, and that is what DWA has!!!

*Dylan is going wild pacing in the ring and the crowd is reacting to his impassioned promo with tons of cheers and DWA chants as Dylan begins to calm himself*

Dylan: God bless all of you.

*Dylan drops the microphone and begins to exit the ring as Jericho grabs him*

Jericho: Wait, wait, wait! You have not even seen your new partner in running the show!

*Dylan smiles at Jushin and picks the microphone back up*

Dylan: Alright, who did you find to run this thing? I heard it was some celebrity or something, so go ahead and bring him out, I might have a few words for this guy…

*Jushin reaches through the ropes and grabs a microphone as he is smiling wide through his mask*

Jushin: Well…

*All of the sudden the lights go out and an ominous red light fills the arena. Dylan looks visibly shaken and is staring intently towards the stage*

*”If I Was Your Vampire” by Marilyn Manson plays as a sickly looking skinny figure walks out in a black long sleeved shirt and leather pants and boots, also with lipstick on as the crowd gasps and erupts into mostly boos with a few cheers*

Dylan: No! Nonononono! What the hell is going on around here!? You ain’t allowed in my promotion , buddy. Security! Get this ***hole out of this building!

*Dylan jumps up on the middle rope towards the stage yelling and pointing at Manson, as soon as Manson gets to the bottom of the ramp he stops and gives a middle finger to Dylan and motions for him to turn around*

*As soon as Dylan turns around he gets caught by a Rolling wheel kick from Lyger*

*Manson slowly makes his way into the ring clapping as Jericho locks Dylan in the Walls of Jericho as Dylan grabs onto the ropes but Jericho does not release the hold as the crowd immediately showers all 3 with boos when Manson grabs a microphone*

Manson: You look surprised to see me…well I had a little bit of time off you see…I just need a little break from my other…endeavors…and I have known Chris for years, and I thought it would be time for some…experimenting…

*Manson begins laughing maniacally as he goes down and licks Dylan’s forehead, which infuriates Dylan and he slips out of the walls and begins pounding him with lefts and rights, but Jericho pulls him off and holds him as Jushin hands Manson a chair*

*Just then the other man who Dylan personally signed, AJ Styles runs down the ramp to a huge pop, causing Manson to drop the chair and get out of the ring, as Jericho tosses Dylan aside when AJ slides into a ring, ducks a Jericho clothesline and hits a Pele kick, as Jushin drags Jericho out of the ring and all 3 back up the ramp as AJ’s music plays*

*Commercial Break – DWA: Downpour…October 24th*

*The screen cuts to a replay of what just happened between Chris Jericho, Dylan Harris, Jushin Lyger and Marilyn Manson and then cut to the announce team of DDP and Excalibur*

Excalibur: Well, as a God fearing man, I cannot believe that this Manson guy is the new GM of DWA!

DDP: Co-GM, buddy. And I am sure we have not heard the last of Dylan tonight. Hell, he still has a championship match to announce!

Excalibur: Well, we will see tonight…I guess. Anyway, welcome to DWA: Fusion, I am your King of Food and Beverage, Excalibur and this here is my partner, Dallas Page.

DDP: That is “The King of Bada-bing", DDP! Woo! To everyone.

Excalibur: Right, "The King of Bada-bing, DDP, woo".. Nobody is watching to hear us talk so can we please get on with the matches?

DDP: Yeah, yeah…Who’s up?

*”Desperado” plays to a mild pop as Hernandez runs down the ramp, slides into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle posing to the crowd’s cheers*

Angela: From Houston, Texas, weighing 275 pounds…Hernandez!

DDP: The Super Mexican! Now this is a guy who can do big things in DWA, I would not be surprised to see gold around his waist soon.

Excalibur: Or platinum, depending on what title he wants. But anyway, he may be super, but he is also Mexican, so lets see how it works for him here.

*”Hardcore” plays to a bit of booing as Homicide comes out, draped in a Puerto Rican flag. Homicide gets into the ring and starts yelling at the ref before throwing the flag at Hernandez and taunting him with hand signs*

Angela: And the opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 205 pounds…Homicide!

DDP: There is no room for thugs like this in DWA, respect the ref, you problem child!

Excalibur: Yeah, not to mention, he is a Mexican and not even super. So I do not know what to say about him. But hey, there is someone else in this match! It is called a Triple Threat match. 3!

DDP: No kidding? That is amazing. *rolls eyes*

*”Born to Win” plays to the biggest pop of the 3 as Matt Sydal comes out slowly and looking confused, as he gets into the ring he grabs a mic*

Sydal: You know…I was thinking that you guys do not need me in this match. I was asking for competition, but I really wanna see you two settle your issues, so maybe we can be friends again, kay? So may the best man win.

*Sydal hands the microphone back to Angela as the bell rings*

[SIZE=+1]Match – Hernandez vs. Matt Sydal vs. Homicide
Referee: Earl Hebner[/SIZE]

The match started off as Hernandez looked confused at Sydal’s words which allowed Homicide to sneak in a basement dropkick to the knees, knocking the big man to the ground. The match went by with Sydal always staying on the outside and randomly playing to the crowd as the match went on. Early in the match Homicide worked the legs of Supermex, grounding and pounding and even applying an STF, which was powered out of by the big man. But as soon as he got up, Homicide caught Hernandez with a BIG shining wizard, transitioned into a pin.

One!
Two!

Kickout by Hernandez! With Hernandez still down, Homicide went over by Matt Sydal and motioned him “get back out like a little gringo bitch”, which Sydal took offense to and immediately slapped him in the face. Homicide got knocked down and walked right into a waiting Hernandez, who hit Homicide with a nicely executed cracker jack which drove Homicide out of the ring and into a barricade as Hernandez got fired up and played to the crowd on the middle rope.

*Commercial break – Burger King: Don’t go to sleep before the King.*

The match returns with Homicide in a bear hug and Hernandez making it look effortless. But then Homicide starts biting! Which causes the break of the hold and Homicide immediately gets out of the ring and heads to the back.

*During the break: Homicide with a low blow to Hernandez while the ref is busy with Sydal, followed by a Tope con Hilo to Sydal while his back was turned. Then goes to a shot of Homicide diving off the top rope and being caught with a powerslam by Hernandez*

Back to the match, Homicide walking up the ramp when Sydal comes behind him and runs him back into the ring, Right into Hernandez’s grip, setting up for a Border Toss, he begins walking back and forth between the four sides of the ring, playing to his head, while Homicide shakes his head in fear. Right as Hernandez is preparing to chuck Homicide into the third row, Sydal runs in and pulls Homicide away. Sydal is explaining his good morals to Hernandez as Homicide comes from behind and rolls up Sydal, grabbing the tights, which allows Sydal to roll through and out. As they both get up, Homicide smiles nervously and tries to talk his way out of it, when Sydal gives him a pop up knee lift and knocks him into Hernandez who gives him an inverted sitout side powerslam for his efforts, with the pin as Sydal looks on.

One!
Two!
Three!

*”Desperado” plays to a nice pop as Sydal raises Hernandez’s hand*

Angela: And the winner of the match.…Hernandez!

DDP: Bang! Did you see that move? I talked to him earlier today and he calls that the “Americana Driver”.

Excalibur: And I call him “badass”. In any event, he is not as Mexican as I thought and it seems the history is about to be put behind the former teammates, as Sydal…what is he?

*Sydal is playing for the crowd when he whispers something in Hernandez’s ear*

*They slap hands and Hernandez lifts Sydal onto his shoulders and walks over to the fallen Homicide*

DDP: What strength this man has! Lord! This man might be the strongest man in DWA, oh!

*Sydal performs a Shooting Star Press onto Homicide off of Hernandez’s shoulders to a HUGE pop*

Excalibur: Shooting Sydal Press from Hernandez’s shoulders, Lord!

DDP: And that is what I am talkin’ about, guys. This show has already been awesome and it has just begun!

*Sydal and Hernandez continue playing to the crowd*

Excalibur: Whew, well, now we are going to go to our backstage interviewer, The Asian Sensation, Lena Yada, with Dylan Harris and AJ Styles.

Lena: Thanks, guys. Now Dylan, how do you feel after the shocking attack and betrayal of your partner, Jushin Lyger. And your first ever signee Chris Jericho? And what about new GM Marilyn Manson?

Dylan: How do I feel? Like a dumbass! I could not even understand half of what Jushin was saying. And Chris, man I thought you were one of the coolest guys ever, I have been a fan of yours…for years! And you still screw with me! Well, I am going to do whatever it takes to make this company work, even working with a man I have despised my entire life…but not now! After tonight, I am going to be gone for a little while…I do not know why you did what you guys did what you did…but you will regret it. I am going to be training for a few months, when I come back, I am getting you out of here, Manson.

*crowd responds in a mixture of boos and cheers*

And as my last act as “Co-GM” Tonight’s main event will feature a 4-on-4 tag team match. The winning team will compete against each other at Downpour in a fatal 4 way match for the DWA World title! It is gonna be AJ Styles, teaming with Shelton Benjamin, Jack Swagger and Jimmy Jacobs vs. Chris Jericho, Matt Hardy,, Chris Hero and Elijah Burke.

*crowd pops big as AJ and Dylan walk away*

*Commercial break – What’s in your wallet?*

*”Come On” by Waterproof Blonde plays to a mild reaction as Sean O’Haire strolls out in a trenchcoat, looking angry*

Angela: Weighing in at 270 pounds from Hilton Head, South Carolina…Sean O’Haire!

*As soon as Sean gets in the ring he charges at Angela causing her to run out of the ring looking very scared*

DDP: What the hell was that for? Hey, get away from her! Jackass.

Excalibur: Women like her do not belong in a ring. At least not with crazy people like Sean O’Haire in there. She belongs over here with me!

DDP: Keep dreaming, buddy. I just hope his opponent wipes the…angry…look off his face!

*”A Victim, A Target” by Misery Signals plays to mostly cheers as Roderick Strong comes out in green tights, looking very focused on the match at hand*

Angela (clearly distraught): And…from Milwaukee, Wisconsin…Roderick…Strong…

[SIZE=+1]Match – Sean O’Haire vs. Roderick Strong
Referee: Nick Patrick[/SIZE]

The match starts off with a punch from Strong straight to O’Haire’s face which sends him to the ropes…in which he responds with a devastating clothesline which flips Strong over, and hushes the crowd.

DDP: God! I take back what I said before, he is the greatest wrestler to ever live!

Excalibur: Very brave, partner. But he is definitely a powerful and dangerous man.

O’Haire then lifts Strong up, which Strong replies with an enziguri which drops Sean into the corner and Roderick then hushes the crowd again and delivers a series of LOUD chops to the chest which drives the big man to the ground and rolling around in agony. Roddy then runs up and lays a brutal series of stomps to the big man, keeping him grounded until O’Haire rolls to the middle of the ring, in which tme Roderick locked on his signature straightjacket choke submission hold onto Sean which he calls the Strong Hold, which has the crowd going insane for what could possibly be a huge upset for Roderick Strong.

O’Haire lifted Strong up in an impressive feat of strength with his own arms crossed around his neck and pulled them apart, and at that moment Roderick jumped off his back and landed on his feat. Roddy went up for a double axe handle but O’Haire then nailed a lightning fast spinning chop to Roderick’s head, knocking him to the bottom rope., gasping for air.

O’Haire is quickly lifting Strong up in a fireman’s carry position which is then transitioned into a DDT in a fluid motion followed by a pin.

One!
Two!

Kickout at the last second by Roderick Strong in a show of heart which draws cheers from the fans. Sean O’Haire begins to look frustrated with Nick Patrick and begins arguing with him and even lightly pushing him. As soon as Roderick stands up, Sean blasts him with a super kick that sends him back down. O’Haire yells at the referee and pins Strong.

One!
Two!

Kick out again by Strong! The crowd is on their feet and cheering Strong as Sean looks completely insane. He begins to mount Strong and channeling his MMA background he delivers straight lefts and rights as the ref counts

One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Ring the bell!

Angela: The winner…by disqualification, Roderick Strong!

Sean O’Haire has been disqualified and he completely snaps, beating Strong to a bloody pulp and when the referee tries to pull him off, Sean immediately lifts Nick Patrick up and gives him a Reverse Thrown Death Valley Driver, which he calls The Prophecy. He then climbs to the top rope and motions to the crowd and delves into a Seanton Bomb on Roderick Strong for good measure. Which pops the crowd but immediately goes back to heavy boos.

He gets out of the ring and glares at Angela Fong which almost makes her cry, then at the DWA announce table, which causes both DDP and Excalibur to duck and try to hide under the table. Sean smiles and walks up the ramp as “Come On” plays and the screen cuts to a shot of KENTA in gold and black wrestling gear and Naomichi Marufuji in pink wrestling pants in the back with Lena Yada.

Lena: We are here tonight with the two men that are going to face each other at Downpour to become the first ever Light-Heavyweight champion under direct order of Dylan Harris and Jushin Lyger. And two men who have been taking English lessons…Ha ha!

*Lena nudges both of them as they smile humbly and blush*

KENTA: Well, actually Lena, I have known English for years! But it has always been very broken. The lessons were to smooth me out some. My friend, is still learning thiough, so to the people at home, please forgive him for his incompetence at your language. *He bows*

Marufuji: Yes…I…Trying. I promise great match! With KENTA! At Downpour! Me become the most first undisputed light-heavyweight champion ever! And bring honor back to the Japanese in DWA after “Thunder” tarnish it! Best of luck! To KENTA! And me! *Marufuji smiles and walks off as KENTA shrugs and laughs*

KENTA: It will be my honor to you people to represent as the first ever Light-Heavyweight champion.

*He then smiles and walks off as screen goes to black*

*Commercial break – F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report.com baby~*

*A video package begins playing of classic tag team moments from The Motor City Machine Guns, Beer Money, Edge & Christian, London & Kendrick, The Steiner Brothers and more*

Announcer: Throughout history, tag team wrestling has been revered as being one of the best parts of wrestling…partners, sharing blood, sweat and tears, a great partner always has the others back…

*numerous shots of partners breaking up pins*

and DWA wants to continue the tradition of great tag team wrestling. Between friends and sometimes even brothers…The richest prize in tag team history will be on the line at Downpour, In a first time ever, 4 Corners tag team match…

No eliminations!
Only one chance!

It will be Beer Money, The Motor City Machine Guns, The Hybrid Dolphins and a 4th team to be determined…tonight!

*The camera cuts to the ring as "Copacabana (Remix)" by Barry Manilow and Kidd Russelll plays as The Deep Dishers team comes out holding pizza boxes, high fiving fans and giving away slices of pizza to the front row fans, eliciting huge cheers from the already hot crowd*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the fourth team spot in the Tag Team title 4 corner match at Downpour! Please welcome, from Chicago, Illinois, at a combined weight of 448 pounds, Ace Steel and Colt Cabana, The Deeeeeep Dishers!!

DDP: Well, O’Haire is gone and me and Excalibur here had to go relieve ourselves for a second, that maniac should be either fired or suspended!

Excalibur: Or put in an asylum! Thank God, he did not come over here…but hey, here are the Deep Dishers! They have quite an impressive resume heading into their DWA debut.

DDP: And hey! They are giving out pizza! Come over here, man, throw us a slice!

Excalibur: Calm down! There will be time for that later. And these two need to be more focused, I have a feeling their opponents will not be in the mood for pizza.

*“Separados” by Luis Miguel plays to a small pop as Ultimo Dragon and Dragon Kid come down, each wearing mostly green attire, with matching capes*

Angela: And introducing their opponents! From Nagoya, Aichi, Japan and Tokai, Aichi, Japan, at a combined weight of 336 pounds…The Buzoku!

DDP: They are so small!

Excalibur: Dragon Kid likes to be called a “little dragon", Page.

*The Buzoku flip into the ring and move their hands up and down as fire shoots out of all four corners, intimidating The Deep Dishers, as the bell rings, the flames die down*

[SIZE=+1]Match – Deep Dishers vs. The Buzoku
Referee: Scott Dickinson[/SIZE]

Dragon Kid and Ace Steel lock up in the middle of the ring, when all of a sudden, 100 dollar bills fall from the ceiling all into the crowd, inciting near riotus cheers.

Excalibur: What the hell!? It is money from the sky! God, I love DWA!

DDP: But wait, look in the ring!

*While all Ace Steel and Colt Cabana climb out of the ring to grab money, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase come from the backside, with steel batons in hand, and give The Buzoku shots to he head, followed by a relentless beating on their legs until The Deep Dishers notice and run into help, which leads to dual shots to the head from Team Priceless for their troubles*

Angela: This match has been ruled…a no contest!

*The crowd takes notice and showers with a mixture of boos and cheers as they realize who was responsible for the money shower as Dibiase tosses two chairs into the ring, when Rhodes grabs Colt Cabana and immediately gives him CrossRhodes onto one of the chairs, and turns and pulls Ultimo into position and gives him one on the other chair! Followed by Dibiase sliding into the ring and giving subsequent Dream Streets on the chairs to Dragon Kid and Ace Steel, followed by Team Priceless posing in the ring to a chorus of boos*

DDP: Well, what the hell was that for? What are these two second generation, silver spoon punks trying to prove?

Excalibur: I have no idea. Maybe they are just naturally dickheads. And who the hell is going to Downpour to compete for the DWA Tag titles!?

DDP: Probably…and that is to be determined by whoever the hell is in charge! Well in any event, we still have, coming up next, Natalya Neidhart vs. Sara Del Ray, with the Hybrid Dolphins and Hart Dynasty barred from ringside. And a huge main event! To see who is going to Downpour to compete for the DWA World title! Shelton Benjamin, Jimmy Jacobs, Jack Swagger, and AJ Styles!

Excalibur: Going head to head with Elijah Burke, Chris Hero, Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho! What a match that will be! Pay some bills!..

*Commercial break – Paramore’s “brand new eyes” Out now! Buy it, bitch.*

*The scene returns and goes to a street corner, with a man in ratty clothes sitting on a street corner with a cup*

???: Change? Just give me some money…*cough* Gah…

*A little boy dressed in fancy looking clothes goes up to the man and waves a wallet filled with at least 10,000 dollars*

Boy: Get a job, you bloody bum! My mummy and daddy have given me everything, to make sure I do not turn into trash like you! Hahaha!!

*All of a sudden the bum jumps up and grabs the wallet, tosses the boy into a nearby dumpster and runs off*

???: Well now you are trash! Haha!

*As the man turns a corner, he begins to walk normally and he reaches into a nearby baby carriage and takes a giant lollipop out and turns another corner as the camera goes around to the front of the man as he takes his rag clothes off and is seen wearing a suit, revealing him to be…Chuck Taylor!*

Chuck: Hello people, I am Chuck Taylor. I am without a doubt the newest and sexiest member of the DWA roster. And I am sure some of you do not know me, but as you can already see, I am the biggest success in history already! And I am sure many of you are already wondering, “How did Sexy Chucky T become such a big success?” And well, I will tell you. In what I like to call…”Part 2.” Next week. And I will be in DWA soon!

*The screen goes to black with a picture of Chuck and “Part 2…Next week.”*

*Then we go back live to the Sommet Center backstage as we see Marilyn Manson and Chris Jericho staring into the camera, grinning evily*

Jericho: Harris! You thought legends like me and Jushin Lyger actually wanted to go into business with some punk kid who got lucky like you? No…luckily, in your confidence in us, you gave away your biggest weakness, the man you loathe, and as soon as you did that, you sealed your fate like the little jackass you are!

Manson: You see Dylan…I have heard of your little hatred of me. But what you didn’t realize, was that I am attracted to hatred, I feed upon it. And you will fall…just like all the others…every middle aged mother against me…

*The two start laughing as Team Priceless walk into the picture, followed by Jericho leaving*

Ted: That is just great you guys, the way you pulled the rug out of that idiot Dylan Harris, just like we did when we got him to sign our HUGE contracts was…priceless.

Manson: Yes, yes it was…as was what you two did a second ago, taking out two teams and ruining their match. I like you guys…

Cody: That means a lot coming from you Mr. Manson. Now what we were thinking was, there is really no need for this 4 corners match at Downpour, that is just people wasting money! Everyone knows that we are the best team in DWA.

Ted: And I hate wasting money.

Cody: Exactly. So I say we should be awarded the titles right now!

Manson: But I cannot do that…

Ted: Hey! We have a contract that says you can, and it has a few…incentives in it for you.

Manson: Well…I will look at the contract and give you the titles next week, err…make my decision.

*The three laugh as the camera cuts to ringside*

*”Hartbreaker” plays to a small reaction of cheers and boos as Natalya Neidhart comes out in white and pink attire with black boots and screams her throaty laugh at the crowd on her way to the ring and on the turnbuckles*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall, with The Hart Dynasty and Hybrid Dolphins, not allowed at ringside. Introducing first…From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, and weighing in at 135 pounds…Natalya Neidhart!

DDP: Great. another spoonfed second generation punk. Thank God for Mr. Lyger banning the other brats from ringside!

Excalibur: Hey! Not all generational wrestlers are bad, my great great great great great great great great grandpa invented wrestling, back in the 80’s.

DDP: The 80’s!? I was wrestling back in the 80’s!

Excalibur: God, you are old. And stupid. I meant the 80’s A.D. 84 A.D. exactly.

DDP:…Oh. Screw you, “your majesty”.

*”The Final Countdown” plays to a nice response of cheers as the voluptuous vixen of the Hybrid Dolphins, Sara Del Ray walks fastly to the ring in a light blue top and black skirt, slapping hands with fans at ringside, then sliding into the ring and staring at Natalya, focused, before striking a pose to cheers*

Angela: And her opponent, weighing in at 160 pounds, from Martinez, California, Sara Del Ray!

DDP: Aw yeah, I like this Sara Del Ray. Great, awesome style, she is a perfect fit for the Hybrid Dolphins!

Excalibur: Yeah, but the Dolphins are not here, Del Ray looks much more proper and a lot happier than anyone has ever seen her before, many say she is loose, which could be bad news for the DWA Women’s division. Maybe it was changing the “E” to an “A” in her last name?

DDP: If she is looser, I wonder if she is loose enough to share a drink with ol’ DDP…

Excalibur: To the match!

[SIZE=+1]Match – Natalya Neidhart vs. Sara Del Ray
Referee: Maria Kanellis[/SIZE]

The match starts off with a feeling out process between the two women, before they circle around each other and lock up, with Del Ray overpowering Natalya and driving her into the corner and giving 5 consecutive vicious looking knee strikes, drawing “oohs” from the crowd. Then she runs Natalya into the opposite corner and attempts a body avalanche which Natalya ducks and sends Sara into the turnbuckle, then Natalya immediately capitalizes and sends Del Ray shoulder first into the ring post, and as soon as Del Ray begins to back out, she kicks her ass (literally) so that Del Ray lands shoulder first into the post.

DDP: Now that was just uncalled for!

Excalibur: Ha ha! The king approves of that!

DDP: Me and Sara will give you a royal ass kicking after this match, king!

Excalibur: “Me and Sara”, there is no you and Sara you old love drunk coot! And I am far too lovable for anyone to attack..

Natalya laughs at her attack and her opponent’s plight of rolling on the mat in agony as the crowd showers her with boos, in which she responds with “Yeah baby!” and laughing it off as she begins stomping on Del Ray and choking her with her boot, which draws a four count from referee Maria Kanellis in which the two begin to jaw at each other just long enough for Sara to get up and push the anvilette into the ropes and when she comes charging back at her, Del Ray delivers a devastating butt bump, knocking Natalya to the ground in pain. Sar begins laughing and pointing to her butt before sitting on Natla’s face for a pin.

One!
Two!

Kickout from Natalya! Sara pounds the mat in frustration as she motions for Natalya to get up…and she locks Natalya in her patented butterfly lock and lifts her up…and Natalya counters with a back drop to Del Ray and transitions into a headlock. She holds on for a good minute before Sara begins tapping the mat and getting the crowd behind her as she stands up and delivers an elbow, before lifting Natalya up for a back suplex…in which Natalya falls onto her and hooks the leg

One
Kickout from Del Ray! Natalya looks frustrated as she spits in Sara’s face and then punches it and goes into a cover again.

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Kickout from Del Ray! Natalya sets up and goes to lock in the sharpshooter before Del Ray big boots her in the chest sending her to the corner and when she bounces off Del Ray gives her a BIG samoan drop which pops the crowd and gets Del Ray looking happy, as she picks Natalya up and locks in the butterfly grip and lifts her up and delivers a ring shaking Royal Butterfly in the middle of the ring as she covers…

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Angela: The winner of this match, Sara Del Ray!

*As Sara Del Ray poses in the ring to the cheering crowd, “Take It Out On You” by Goldy Locks plays and fireworks go off on the stage. And while everyone is looking there, Alissa Flash, in red attire sneaks out from the crowd and slides in and attacks Sara from behind, eliciting big boos. Alissa smiles to the camera as she picks Del Ray up and hits her signature Leg hook sitout scoop slam piledriver, known to those around her as the “Fatal Flash”, leaving Sara out. Then Alissa grabs a microphone and looks into the camera after she whips her hair out.*

Flash: There will only be one DWA Womens champion crowned at Downpour…and that champion is the Future Legend, Alissa Flash! The one and only, baby…and let me just say…Thank you all for your time…

*The crowd showers Flash with boos and cheers as she laughs and heads to the back, as the camera cuts to Mr. Ken Anderson talking to CIMA, Sheamus O’Shaunessy, Dolph Ziggler, Ross Jordan, and Amazing Red backstage in the cafeteria eating sandwiches, all wearing street clothes*

Anderson (While chewing gum): Lokk at you guys! Man, we are some of the most talented men on this roster, we signed to this company to make a difference…and this is the debut show and none of us were on the show?

*They all hold their heads down in shame, except Dolph*

Anderson: Well I say screw that! There is not enough time to get ready but I-

*Dolph Ziggler walks up, smiling and also chewing gum sticks out his hand to Anderson*

Dolph: Hi…I’m Dolph Ziggler.

*The crowd responds loudly with a mix of boos and cheers as Anderson reaches out and shakes his hand, looking flabbergasted at Dolph*

Anderson: Nice to meet you…sit back down. Anyway, I think we should all be in a match next week. I say, we should all face each other, in a 6 way match next week, live on Fusion!

All (except Dolph): Yeah!

Anderson: And the winner should earn a contract for a match…against anyone he wants, any time, any type he wants!

All (except Dolph): Yeah!

*They all begin slapping high fives and shaking hands with each other, when a microphone drops from the ceiling into the hand of Ken Anderson*

Anderson: And the winner of that match will be…Miiisssssstteeeerrrrr…AAAAnnnndddddddddeeeeeeerrsooonnn!!!!! Anderson…

All (except Dolph): Huh?

*CIMA attacks Anderson as everyone except Ziggler begin brawling with each other, destroying the remains of their sandwiches, as the camera zooms back to Dolph, who is smiling*

Dolph:…And it’s nice…to meet you.

*The camera zooms back into the ring as Angela Fong stands, waiting for intros of tonights main event*

Excalibur: Well what are those bozos on about? No wonder they had no matches.

DDP: Only the finest in DWA, baby! Ha ha. Either way, next week just got one hell of a match booked! But that is next week, right now it is Fusion Main event time, to see who is going to Downpour to try and become the first ever DWA World champion!

Excalibur: I have goose pimples!

*Before DDP can retort “Break The Walls Down” hits and Jericho does his classic Y2J entrance to huge boos, while he smiles, proud of his betrayal of Dylan Harris earlier*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 226 pounds…Chris Jericho!

*Jericho is left smiling in the ring as we go to break*

*Commercial break – Geico – So Easy a Caveman can do it.*

*We are back from break as Chris Hero, Elijah Burke, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Jack Swagger have made their entrances and in the middle of Jimmy Jacobs’ entrance as “Welcome To The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance is playing*

Angela: From Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighing in at 173 pounds…Jimmy Jacobs!

DDP: This guy creeps me out, but less so right now, he seems fairly calm right now, it just seems when he gets involved with women he turns psycho.

Excalibur: Creepy or not, this man could be the first ever world champion! Creppiness is not a factor in winning titles, Page.

DDP: It should be!

*”Get Ready to Fly” by GRITS plays to a big pop as the lights go pitch black as AJ jumps through a wall of sparks and fireworks. He then saunters down the ramp, slapping every fans’ hand that he can before climbing into the ring and posing for the crowd**

DDP: Bang! I think the roof just blew off this place!

Excalibur: Good thing this is not a popularity contest. *rolls eyes*

Angela: And from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles!

*Everyone gets to their appropriate corners as Jimmy Jacobs and Chris Hero start things off*

[SIZE=+1]Main Event – Chris Hero/Chris Jericho/Elijah Burke/Matt Hardy vs. AJ Styles/Jack Swagger/Jimmy Jacobs/Shelton Benjamin
Referee: Rudy Charles[/SIZE]

The match starts off hot with a spear by Jimmy Jacobs onto Hero, which drew some boos, followed by an immediate tag to Jack Swagger, who utilized his amateur experience on Hero, using a plethra of body holds and an impact belly to back slam, transitioned perfectly into a front headlock, which he holds onto for a good minute or so, getting the crowd behind Hero, while you can see Chris Jericho and Matt Hardy visibly bickering on the apron.

Excalibur: What are those two doing? There is a pay-per-view main event at stake here!

DDP: Not to mention that wonderful world title, that could be won by either Hardy or Jericho, if they knew how to focus worth a damn!

Hero begins rallying behind the crowd and elbows and punches Swagger until he lets go, followed by a discus clothesline which takes Swagger off his feet, while Hero reaches out for a tag but Hardy and Jericho are yelling so Elijah Burke pushes them both out of the way and makes the tag himself, in which Swagger walks right into a spinning elbow to the face from Burke, followed by some straight right hands to the face in which Rudy Charles has to pull him off , which has Burke going crazy and motioning to everything. He then makes the tag to Hero who gives a kick to the gut, followed by a double team head smash as Jericho and Hardy return to the apron, blaming each other for getting pushed off. Hero then locks in his signature cravate on Swagger to a pop. He then lifts swagger up and hits his corkscrew neckbreaker known as the Cravate buster and goes for a pin…

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Kickout by Swagger! Hero then makes a tag to Matt, who climbs to the top rope and hits an elbow bat on Swagger, followed by another pin

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Kickout by Swagger! Matt locks on a facelock, which he holds for a few minutes at least before Swagger starts powering out and gets Hardy in a position for the Oklahoma slam and then charges into the corner away from the teams, slamming Hardy back first, then immediately turning around and running across the ring and delivering another to the opposing turnbuckle before going to the middle of the ring and pointing both arms to the ground, mouthing “On your knees” to the camera, and then executing the Oklahoma slam, completing the Oklahoma STAMPEDE! Followed by a pin

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Kickout by Hardy at the last second! Swagger gets up and and goes crazy on Rudy Charles, backing him into the opposing team corner, in which Elijah Burke reaches over and punches him in the face, in which he walks back and turns around into a Twist of Fate from Hardy! But before he can recover for the pin, Jericho tagged in and pinned Swagger.

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Swagger gets his foot on the rope to break it and as soon as Jericho picks Jack up, Swagger gives him a shoulder block and drives him into his corner, where Shelton Benjamin makes the tag and pounds away at Chris in the corner, before delivering a turnbuckle powerbomb and he is going crazy but then Jericho executes a roll up and turns around locking Shelton in the Walls of Jericho to boos. Shelton is struggling and looks like he is about to tap when he starts to crawl to the ropes and his corner as he makes the tag to AJ Styles! Then Jericho pulls Shelton to the middle of the ring and Shelton taps, except he is not the legal man anymore and Jericho lets go and celebrates, thinking he has won, and turns around into a flying forearm smash from AJ that pops the crowd! Matt rund into the ring end clotheslines the groggy Shelton sending them both over the top rope, as Swagger and Jacobs sneak over to the other side of the ring and pull Elijah Burke and Chris Hero off the ring apron and start brawling.

In the ring AJ and Jericho get up at the same time, and Jericho immediately grabs AJ’s legs and tries to for the Walls of Jericho, but AJ rolls through and then picks Jericho up into an upside down belly to back position and hooks his legs, and executes the Styles Clash! And rolls through for the pin…

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Angela: The winners of this match and advancing to Downpour, AJ Styles, Jack Swagger, Jimmy Jacobs and Shelton Benjamin!

Excalibur: What a freaking match! The last thing I have seen that was this exciting involved my ex-wife and a donkey! Freaking whore.

DDP: Ignoring that, that was one hell of a match! And those fine men on the winning team are going to be at Downpour and the best of the bunch is going to be the first ever DWA World Champion! Toooooo coooooooolllll…

Excalibur: And tonight was one heck of a debut show for us, and the entire roster, thanks go out to all of the people here in DWA who made this show, happen, even idiots.

DDP: Yep, and it’s only going to get better, baby! Yeah! I cannot wait until next week.

Excalibur: Me either, buddy. And we will hopefully see you there. Goodnight everyone and so long.

*Shelton Benjamin, Jimmy Jacobs and Jack Swagger are in the ring celebrating as the losing team is out on the floor and AJ is walking up the ramp as AJ’s music is playing and the crowd is cheering loudly. Then Dylan Harris walks on the stage as they high-five and hug as the show goes off the air*

*Show ends*

Quick Results:
Hernandez defeated Homicide and Matt Sydal, pinning Homicide

Roderick Strong defeated Sean O’Haire by DQ

Deep Dishers vs. The Bozoku ends in a No Contest

Sara Del Ray pinned Natalya Neidhart

AJ Styles/Jack Swagger/Jimmy Jacobs/Shelton Benjamin defeated Chris Hero/Chris Jericho/Elijah Burke/Matt Hardy when AJ Styles pinned Chris Jericho to advance to the Downpour DWA World title fatal-4-way

Confirmed Downpour Card:
DWA Tag Team Title 4 Corners Match: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Hybrid Dolphins vs. Beer Money vs. ???

DWA Light Heavyweight Title Match: KENTA vs. Naomichi Marufuji

DWA World Title Fatal-4-Way match: “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles vs. “The All-American American” Jack Swagger vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Shelton Benjamin​

 

[Quintastic One]

I'm going to be honest, all the colors made it extremely difficult for me to read through this show. There were some parts I couldn't even see in the dark blue and black colors without highlighting each paragraph individually. However, here's some feedback for what I could read.

The Good: Definitely enjoyed Hernandez Vs. Homicide Vs. Matt Sydal. The main event was hard to follow but that's natural due to it being a multi man tag match. Interesting to see Jericho not the man who's going to the PPV since the companies history practically revolves around him.

The Bad: For the first show I thought it was kind of silly to instantly have heel swerves in the form of Jericho and Liger, with Marilyn Manson of all people being the GM. I mean, we couldn't of waited at least one week before Dylans world was turned upside down? lol.

The Ugly: The colors. Definitely the colors are going to be a problem for future shows.

 

[Qwake]

Opening Promo: The usual way to start off a new show, having the higher ups come down to speak. It started off kind of slowly but got interesting when Manson came out, I still can't believe you put him in your BTB lol. I was kind of shocked by the earlier heels turns, not sure if they could have waited or not but it was unpredictable which was good. That loser Dylan Harris got his asskicked which was good :shifty: AJ runs down for the save, which means he's going to be a big part of this BTB imo. Not a bad way to start the show.

Triple Threat Match: Good match to start off the show, theyre all good inring performers which made it good to read. Every man got in some nice offence, you got Homicide over as a heel very well. The promo by Sydal before the match was random, very random lol. One thing I didn't like about the match was the commercial break, I know it makes it seem realistic but it disrupts the match, then you wrote what happened in the break which again is realistic but it takes away from what's happening at the time. I personally don't like it but I'm not sure about other readers. Still a pretty good match to start the show, glad SuperMex won, also, SSP off the shoulders would own irl.

Dylan Harris interview: Not too bad. He got his point across I guess, would have been better if AJ spoke though, instead of just standing there lol. Good way to set up the Main Event though, 4 Vs 4 and the winners face off in a fatal four way for the title, should be good.

Roderick Strong Vs Sean O'Haire: I'm a fan of both men, moreso Roddy though. It was a decent match, some good action going on and it was given a good length which I like. O'Haire getting DQed was awesome, he just punched the shit out of Roddy but its also good cause that meant Roddy got the win so it worked for both guys. O'Haire could be an important part in DWA, especially with that booking lol. I lol'd at Angela Fong bearly crying just cause O'Haire looked at her.

Kenta/Marufuji Interview: Can't believe you had these guys on the mic They said what they needed to and thats about it, should be an awesome match though, look forward to that.

Deeps Dishers Vs The Buzoku: I'm disappointed we didn't get to see them actually face off, although I like what you done with the money falling and the attack, I was looking forward to this match lol, both teams own. Ted and Cody should be top heel team and this was a great start for them.

Chucky T Segment: EPIC. Chucky T at his best. Can't wait for the rest of it and I want more Chuck in DWA!

Jericho and Manson/Priceless: This started out well continuign the thing with Harris, it went a little downhill when Ted and Cody came, Ted was well incharacter and I guess you got Cody which is hard to do but Manson seemed kind of generic when talking to them. Although it makes for an interesting angle, you could just give them belts and have them have a little alliance with Manson and the others or you could go anywhere off that. Interesting.

Nattie Neidhart Vs Sara Del Ray: I wasn't sure what to expect here but I ended up liking this match, it was good back and forth and had a good finish which made them each look good. Could even be match of the night due to Roddy/O'Haire ending in DQ, the main event should change that though. You've got a good womens division and Sara could be leading that in a matter of time.

Anderson/Dolph/Others segment: I really don't know what to say about this, it was strange that they were all just in a cafeteria with each other, I guess it was just an easy way of getting them all involved on the first show. Hopefully they do end up having a match next week though. Good to see Anderson and Dolph as the main focuses, showing that they'll most likely be used more.

Main Event: Easily the Match of the Night. It had good length to it and gave everybody enough time to show what they could do. There was alot of great talent in the match which kept me interested, now it will be AJ, Swagger, Jacobs and Benjamin in a 4-Way for the title I think I read, I'm almost certain I know who will win lol. Good ending to the show, the highpoint of the show. Not sure where this leaves the four guys who lost but well find out in weeks to come I guess.

Overall: It was a good effort for your first show ever, you have some intersting ideas and angles and youve set things up well. Their are still alot of things to improve on but everybody has stuff they need to improve. The colours were quite annoying and hard to read at times, try use less just stick to a certain amount imo. It was a good first attempt and I'm sure you'll get better as you go, just keep wrtiing Feels weird reviewing a show I posted myself lol. 6/10 for this show, keep it up

 

[Qwake]

[SIZE=+3]

DWA Wrestler of the Week! 10/1 - 10/8[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]KENTA Kobayashi[/SIZE]

Finishers: GTS, Inverted Go 2 Sleep, Busaiku Knee Kick
Theme: "What You Know" by T.I.

Career Highlights: GHC Junior Heavyweight Championship (3 times)
GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship (2 times) – with Naomichi Marufuji (1) and Taiji Ishimori (1)
NTV Cup (2007, 2008) – with Taiji Ishimori

Retro match: vs. Naomichi Marufuji 1/22/06
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[SIZE=+1]DWA Fusion Preview 10-8-10[/SIZE]

The road to Downpour continues as some championship matches have been announced, while other situations have yet to be solved! The mystery and action all continues this Friday at 8/7c on CBS, here is what's on tap.

Last week, Sara Del Ray defeated Natalya Neidhart in a grueling match, only to be attacked by Alissa Flah right after her hand was raised in victory! This week Sara gets an opportunity for a measure of revenge as she takes on Alissa Flash one-on-one, with the Hybrid Dolphins at ringside to make sure no funny business happens to their female cohort again.

Last week a video played of Chuck Taylor, hyping how successful his life is, and he promises it is a series of videos so we can learn to be as great as he is. This week, it is “Part 2”. Only time will tell if he commits another act of theft or child assault on live television, only time will tell…

Last week Sean O’Haire nearly attacked DWA personnel in Diamond Dallas Page, Excalibur and the lovely Angela Fong. In addition to beating Roderick Strong to a bloody pulp and attacking a referee. He has claimed he has spent all week looking for Roderck, and has anointed Strong as a “victim of his own weakness” and promises not to stop coming after Strong until he is eliminated from DWA. Will Friday be Roderick Strong’s final hour in DWA?

Jimmy Jacobs, Jack Swagger, Shelton Benjamin, and AJ Styles qualified for the DWA World title match main event at Downpour. What will the follow-up and buildup be?

As for the four losers of the match, they are all going to get a chance to redeem themselves this Friday, as Matt Hardy teams with Chris Jericho to take on the two people who didn’t spend the entire match bickering with each other, Chris Hero and Elijah Burke.

Mr. Anderson has gathered a few people that feel like they did not get enough airtime in the first episode of Fusion, and brought everyone together for a 6 man battle royal on the second episode of Fusion! And to raise the stakes, there will be an open contract for the winner that lets them make a match anytime they want, any kind they want!

Also in other women’s action, Gail Kim takes on Allison Danger, and in a singles contest, Naomichi Marufuji takes on Harry Smith of the Hart Dynasty. And so much more!

[SIZE=+1]Confirmed Card for 10/8 Fusion:[/SIZE]

· 6 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal featuring Ken Anderson, Dolph Ziggler, Ross Jordan, CIMA, Sheamus O’Shaunessy, and Amazing Red for an open contract to any kind of match of their choosing
· “Part 2” of Chuck Taylor’s videos airs
· Gail Kim vs. Allison Danger
· Sara Del Ray vs. “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash
· Sean O’Haire continues his rampage…or does he?
· Harry Smith vs. Naomichi Marufuji
· Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho vs. Chris Hero and Elijah Burke, winners face each other at Downpour for the DWA Rush title
​

Finally up, give Dylan comments.

 

[seX-Power]

· 6 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal featuring Ken Anderson, Dolph Ziggler, Ross Jordan, CIMA, Sheamus O’Shaunessy, and Amazing Red for an open contract to any kind of match of their choosing

Anderson sucks, Ziggler may as well be a jobber, SOS is a pasty fag, Ross Jordan I don't know, CIMA looks cool but I also don't know. That leaves Amazing Red who pretty much owns anyway.

· “Part 2” of Chuck Taylor’s videos airs

Not familiar with Chucky T but he looks pretty badass. Child assault is always luls.

· Gail Kim vs. Allison Danger

Meh. This Danger chick sounds ugly.

· Sara Del Ray vs. “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash

I wouldn't be surprised at all if this went the other way but I really don't get the hype about Flash (especially when people say she's not ugly) and Del Ray is a badass in the ring. Should be a good match.

· Sean O’Haire continues his rampage…or does he?

He does. Knock some fuckers out pls.

· Harry Smith vs. Naomichi Marufuji

Smith is too generic for me, and who doesn't like Asians?

· Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho vs. Chris Hero and Elijah Burke, winners face each other at Downpour for the DWA Rush title

Hardy and Jericho both own the fuck out of everyone else on your roster, and I feel they'd have better chemistry than the other two. Would be a better match at Downpour this way.

Get the show up, sheepshagger.

edit- KENTA~!

 

[Qwake]

DWA Fusion, Live
Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan
Attendance: Sold Out (16,685 seats)

*The DWA intro video plays for the first time, featuring all of DWA’s roster, and ending with AJ Styles plays to “Jars”*

*Fireworks shoot off the stage and water falls from the sky as the camera pans over the crowd*

Excalibur: Fair thee well, nay travelers, welcome to Friday Night Fusion, under Drizzle Wrestling Alliance’s banner of fighting for glory! I am your king of food and beverage, Sir Excalibur, and with me, the man with flan, DDP!

DDP: …Shut the hell up. I’m DDP! And here is Excalibur, welcome to Friday Night Fusion! We have a hell of a show for you guys tonight, only on CBS. And lets get to the action!

* “Polyamourous” by Breaking Benjamin plays to little reaction until Amazing Red comes out slapping hands with the fans and sliding into the ring.

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for an open DWA contract, and introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York…Amazing Red!

*” Too Many Lies” plays to mostly boos as Sheamus walks out, looking confident and wearing green attire as he walks into the ring and stares at Red.*

Angela: And his opponent, from Dublin, Ireland…Sheamus O’Shaunessy!

*”I Like Cola” plays to a big pop until CIMA walks down and they turn to mostly boos as CIMA walks down wearing alien-like glasses and taunting the crowd in Japanese as he points at everyone in a crazed fashion*

Angela: From Osaka, Japan…CIMA!

*”Time To Shout” plays to a nice pop as a happy looking Dolph Ziggler as he walks into the ring as he introduces himself to the other competitors…only CIMA shook back, as Dolph grabs the microphone and looks to the camera.*

Dolph: Hi…I’m Dolph Ziggler! And it’s nice to meet you.

*The crowd yells, “Nice to meet you, Dolph!” as Dolph smiles.*

*”The Gift” by SAS plays to a mix of boos and confusion as about 25 Indian guys come out, some carrying smoking vases and other random things as Ross Jordan comes out in all white gear and jacket dancing into the ring*

Angela: And from Hertford, England, “The Gift” Ross Jordan!

*”Turn Up The Trouble” plays to a huge pop as Ken Anderson walks down in blue ring gear, as soon as he gets to the ring, a microphone comes down into his hand*

Anderson: Now that I have everybody’s attention…I would just like to let everyone know who’s idea this little match was…and the man that is going to win his own match…and that man is…Mis-!

*”Oh Radio” plays to a chorus of boos as Zack Ryder and Jimmy Rave walk out wearing matching long/short purple attire and Ryder grabs the mic out of Anderson’s hand, which makes him looks shocked and angry*

Ryder: Hey, bro! I just wanna say we weren’t on the show last week, we wanna be in this little party too. Dudes, we have our smokin’ hot girlfriends watching at home, and we are both gonna win it, yeah! Woo Woo Woo!

*He passes the microphone to Rave*

Rave: You know it.

*The crowd boos until Anderson takes his mic back*

Anderson: So you guys wanna be in this match, huh? And you are both gonna win, huh?

*Ryder and Rave nod and smile confidently*

Anderson: But wait, only one guy can win this match, those are the rules, so how can you win both? Huh, huh, huh?

*Triple F look worried and stammer repeatedly as the other competitors laugh*

Anderson: You can compete in this match, but you cannot both win because it is not apart of the rules, and you cannot win on your own because you are both idiots. And because the match involves…Misterrrrrrr-

*”If I Was Your Vampire” plays as Marilyn Manson walks out scowling and in all leather as the crowd boos him unmercifully and Anderson looks pissed*

Manson: Shut up! You pathetic fools do not deserve to witness my presence!

*More boos*

Manson: Well boys, heheheheh…you guys have went out and made this match on your own, without my permission! You see, now that that little flea, Dylan is out, I have the power now, and I am the one who okays matches here. But…this match is happening. Just saying, just saying…but I am changing one thing! Whoever wins, can make any match they want…non-title. Good luck, you worms…

*The crowd boos as he walks away and the bell rings for the match*

[SIZE=+1]Match – Mr. Anderson vs. Ross Jordan vs. Amazing Red vs. CIMA vs. Sheamus O’Shaunessy vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Jimmy Rave – 8 man over the top rope battle royal
Referee: Rudy Charles[/SIZE]

The match starts off as everyone pairing up and brawling with each other with people jumping around and delivering punches and kicks and typical battle royal style warfare and whatnot when suddenly, Sheamus throws Ross Jordan through the middle rope and Jordan flies into the guard barricade and cries out in pain.

DDP: Ha ha! There goes the self proclaimed “Gift”.

Excalibur: Yeah, he is one of the least known people in DWA, he barely counts as a gift to his momma, how can he be a gift to us!?

*The announcers laugh at Jordan’s elimination and nickname.*

The action continues as Sheamus gives Mr. Anderson a low blow punch, which he calls “The Irish Curse” Before trying to chuck him out, except Anderson hangs onto the rope, and as Sheamus turns around to taunt. Anderson gets back into the ring and drives Sheamus shoulder first into the corner post before stomping him in the corner, as Amazing Red ascends to the top rope and and dives down to give Dolph Ziggler his diving swinging STO which he calls the Red Alert and plays to the crowd as Triple F, who were working on CIMA in a corner, double team Red from behind with a move they call M.T.V. (Move To Victory) which is a Russian legsweep by Ryder and an STO by Rave combo, followed by double “Woo Woo Woo!” calls. But then CIMA comes in with a springboard double axe handle to both of them which effectively shuts them up, and he jumps up screaming, but then in the corner Sheamus pushes Anderson into CIMA which leaves everyone on the ground as Sheamus slumps in the corner as we go to break.

*Commercial break – Smackdown vs. Raw 2010, wait, why the fuck is this commercial on my show!?*

*A “during the break” video airs showing Sheamus lifting CIMA into a military press over his head and throwing him onto the floor onto Ross Jordan*

To the match, Anderson is getting his ass kicked by Triple F, until Amazing Red and Dolph Ziggler attack them from behind and drive them into each other knocking them out of things as Sheamus comes in with a double clothesline and lifts Kennedy up into his Uranage backbreaker!

Excalibur: Good God, Sheamus can’t be stopped! He is completely awesome.

DDP: Yeah, man, he is the odds on favorite for this match, that wild Irish blood is flowing now, ha ha!

All of the sudden Jimmy Rave pops up and hits an impressive satellite crossface which he calls “From Dusk ‘Till Dawn” and wrenches back in the crossface on Sheamus before Zack Ryder hits a dropkick to the Irishman’s face! Triple F lifts Sheamus up to the rope and motions to eliminate him. They both run for a double clothesline as Sheamus back drops both of them over the top rope!

Sheamus leans over to catch his breath as Dolph Ziggler and Ken Anderson throw him over the rope! Sheamus looks irate as he pulls his hair and walks over to Ross Jordan who is just now getting up and gives him a Uranage-backbreaker as security runs out, but then Sheamus starts beating the hell out of 4 guards before they finally tackle him and drag him off as the crowd is going crazy cheering.

Back in the ring both Ziggler and Anderson are staring at Sheamus as Amazing Red dropkicks Dolph over the top rope to boos. Dolph looks angry for a second and shrugs before introducing himself to the outside and walks off waving to the crowd.

Back in the ring, Amazing Red stares at Anderson. Anderson then reaches out for a handshake and Red shakes it, which immediately allows Anderson to draw him in and hit him with a Mic Check! He gets up as the crowd cheers and chants “Red’s a sucker!” He then begins to throw Red over the top rope and Red flies to the outside, but Red holds on! And skins the cat back in as Anderson turns around Red runs up and wheelbarrows into his Code Red flip powerbomb to cheers! He then spins his hands and gives a quick throat slash before pointing to the top rope as he hops backwards to the top and…Ross Jordan gets on the apron and pulls Red to the floor to HUGE boos.

DDP: What the hell is this!? I thought he was eliminated! Freaking ***hole!

Jordan then saunters into the ring and pulls Anderson to an inverted DDT position and hits his spinning elbow drop which he calls the “Crystal Crush” to more heat. He then lifts Anderson up and throws him over the rope and to the floor, ending the match.

Angela: And the winner of this match…”The Gift” Ross Jordan!

Excalibur: What a damn joke! “The Gift” stole that contract! Now he can make any match he wants?

DDP: That is right, I can see this little worm making havoc on whatever match he books! But maybe he is sneaky like fox…

*Ross Jordan grabs a microphone and grins in the ring as the crowd gives him major heat*

Jordan: Nobody thought I had it in me…but you see, I am a big time movie star in India, Bollywood, they call it you bubblegum bloques!

*Crowd gives tons of heat*

Jordan: The people who came out with me earlier…were my Bollywood entourage, my manager, my director and all kinds of other friends, which is more than most of you wannabe Canadians have combined!

*Crowd gives a riotous negative response to Jordan, beginning to throw popcorn in the ring as Jordan shields himself*

Jordan: You idiots! All I have to say…is you will see Ross Jordan on pay-per-view…

*Jordan gets out of the ring and walks backstage as the crowd boos heavily*

*The camera moves to the parking lot as the scene goes to Sean O’Haire driving up in a BMW speeding up to the arena and stepping out in a leather jacket and jeans. He grabs the first person he sees and throws him into a bunch of boxes before running and sprinting into the building wildly and shouting “STROOOONG!!!!” as the scene cuts to Lena Yada backstage standing next to Alissa Flash, who gets booed*

Lena: I am here with Alissa Flash. Alissa, why did you attack Sara Del Ray after her match with Natalya?

*Alissa yanks the microphone away from Lena and randomly grabs her breast before pushing her away*

Flash: Shut up, cow. It was nothing personal with Sara, in fact, I respect the bitch. But Alissa Flash is all about business. I am going to Downpour and I have already gotten permission from the awesome Mr. Manson, that after I beat Sara Del Ray tonight, I have permission to issue a special challenge for Downpour for the DWA Women’s Title. Thank you for your time.

*Flash throws the mic at Lena and walks away with an evil smile*

*”Hartless” plays to boos as The Hart Dynasty walk out with Natalya, all wearing matching pink.*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall and introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 260 pounds…being accompanied by Teddy Hart, TJ Wilson and Natalya Neidhart, Harry Smith!

*The Hart Dynasty lift Natalya up to the apron as Smith screams and lifts his arms up as TJ, Teddy and Natalya stand on the outside*

*”Hysteric” plays to cheers as Naomichi Marufuji walks out in pink gear with his trademark cape as he slaps hands with fans and then slides into the ring and circling his eyes, looking at everyone on the outside*

Angela: And from Saitama, Japan, weighing in at 185 pounds…Naomichi Marufuji!

*Before the bell can ring, “What You Know” plays to a good pop as KENTA comes down to the ring in street clothes and a baseball cap, slapping hands with fans and his Downpour opponent as well as best friend, Marufuji, before heading over to the announce table and putting a headset on.

*Commercial Break – Mcdonald’s Ba-da-ba-da-ba, IT SUCKS~*

KENTA: Hello, people. I have never been the best at this talking stuff, so cut me some slack if I bore you.

DDP: Yeah, no worries, I am charismatic enough to make a bundle of twigs entertaining! Bang! Ha ha…

Excalibur: Yeah, where has this charisma been for the past show and a half? Anyway, KENTA, what are you guys thinking, going into your title match at Downpour?

KENTA: Yeah…me and fuji have been going over this match for awhile, we have faced each other many, many times, as well as teamed with him. But right now we want focus on our own goals, starting with becoming the first ever Light-Heavyweight champion of this great company, and bring our own unique style of wrestling to the American fans on a more national stage.

*The bell rings as Fuji removes his pre-match attire*

[SIZE=+1]Match – Harry Smith (w/Hart Dynasty) vs. Naomichi Marufuji
Referee: Scott Dickinson[/SIZE]

The match starts off with an attempted handshake by Marufuji, which gets quickly slapped away by Smith to crowd heat as he points and yells insults at Naomichi, which he likely does not understand most of them anyway so he smiles and walks around the ring and stretches against the ropes. Harry then runs towards him and kicks him square in the chest, sending Marufuji into the corner and to the ground, which prompts Smith to stomp mercilessly at his opponent until the referee backs him off, which garners clapping from his Hart Dynasty teammates at ringside.

KENTA: What is this all about? Marufuji wanted to shake his hands!

DDP: You could even say this is the year of the jerk for Harry Smith…ha ha!

*KENTA looks at Page in bewilderment as Excalibur shakes his head with an exasperated eyes closed look*

Excalibur: They do not follow the Chinese calender, you idiot…

DDP: What!? That makes you guys atheist to the Chinese way!

Excalibur: It is not a religion and they are not-

KENTA: Kindly shut up, “DDP”.

Back to the action, Harry picks Fuji up and body slams him followed by a punch to the face. Smith locks in a half crab on Marufuji and wrenches hard as his friends cheer him on from the outside and he holds it in for over an astonishing 3 minutes and yet Marufuji still does not tap out while the crowd cheers him on!

DDP: This man is amazing! He must have eaten a bunch of Chinese egg-rolls today!

*KENTA teases punching DDP, but Excalibur stops him and tells KENTA to just let him go.*

Excalibur: One question that has not been answered, KENTA is why are you out here?

KENTA: Well is it not obvious? I do not need to scout Marufuji-sama, as I have been in the ring with him many times. I want him 100 percent at Downpour, so we are doing our best to watch each other’s back, so the best man can win that awesome title.

Marufuji gets to the rope as the crowd, and KENTA breathe a sigh of relief. Harry holds on to a three count and lets go, and then picking up Marufuji as the experienced Asian counters with a wrist-clutch inside cradle, the Perfect Cradle!

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Kickout by Smith at the last second as they both get up and immediately Smith drops Marufuji with a clothesline that hushes the crowd from their previous excitement, which Smith screams at the top of his lungs for. He laughs as he picks Marufuji up and makes a throat slash, signaling for the end, and lifts the Naonichi up in a running powerslam position, drawing cheers from the Hart Dynasty and boos from the crowd, but as he winds up for the slam part of the running powerslam, Marufuji slips out to cheers and grabs Harry’s head and runs up the turnbuckles to hit a devastating Shiranui! He then locks Smith in a unique Cobra Clutch and triangle choke at the same time! Smith holds on for about 3 seconds before he taps.

Angela: The winner of this match, Naomichi Marufuji!

*The crowd is popping big at this point as Maufuji slowly gets up…but then TJ Wilson and Teddy Hart rush the ring and begin attacking Marufuji to heavy boos. Harry gets up and lifts the lifeless body of the foreigner to them up as TJ Wilson goes to the apron while Teddy Hart directs traffic, but then KENTA, who had grabbed a steel chair at ringside, kicks TJ’s legs out from under him and slides into the ring making Teddy flee as Harry looks confused. He drops Fuji, turns around to get greeted by a chairshot to the head which pops the crowd and sends Smith packing and KENTA checks on his fallen friend as “What You Know” plays*

*The crowd cheers heavily as Matt Sydal is shown in the DWA cafeteria, in street clothes and eating some kind of shrimp scampi*

Sydal: Hey guys, you see…it is funny that somehow KENTA and Marufuji get a shot to become the first Light-Heavyweight champ at Downpour, I really wanted a shot at that title. But I know it will be a heck of a match with those guys involved so it’s okay. You see, what’s not okay is I do not have a match at the show.

*Crowd boos as Sydal takes a bite of his delicious pasta*

Sydal: Yeah, I know. So I was wondering what I am gonna do at the Pay-per-view…

*From a door behind Sydal, Homicide sneaks up and grabs Sydal, before attacking him and knocking the table over, which draws a good amount of crowd heat. As Sydal is knocked out, Homicide grabs the fork and stabs Sydal in the forehead over and over until he is a bloody mess*

Homicide: You don’t have a match and don’t know what to do that night!? Ha ha, well I am gonna solve that little problem for you esse, We are gonna have a match that night, and there won’t be no punk ass little bitch of a ex-partner Hernandez to save you, you won’t get involved in my business after I am through with you Sydal. Ha ha! 5150! BRRRRRRAT!!

*Homicide walks away, leaving the fork behind and making hand sign towards the camera*

DDP: What a sickening act by Homicide! That was perfectly good scampi he just ruined!

Excalibur: And he ruined Sydal too! I told you those damn Mexicans were crafty! But wait, what the hell…there is something going on in the back

*The camera pans to the back as Sean O’Haire is left lying unconscious with Roderick Strong standing over his fallen body with a steel pipe in hand. He crouches down next to O’Haire and speaks softly as the crowd cheers*

Strong: O’Haire…you did not know where I was, I saw you looking for me and you probably thought I was scared and trying to hide…but you underestimated how dangerous I am, Sean! Last week, not only did you bloody me, you threatened an innocent woman out there, and that crap does not happen on my watch! So watch out…because next time I see you…you will NEVER get up after I am through!

*Strong drops the pipe on Sean to cheers in the crowd and walks away as the commercial break occurs*

*Commercial Break – Drugs, they end and ruin lives but you do them anyway! F***ing idiots!*

*Back from break “The Final Countdown” plays to cheers as Sara Del Ray runs out, wearing dolphin themed attire, followed by Bryan Danielson and Paul London, wearing similar gear. who point at her as they wait outside and Sara looks focused as she gets in the ring to applause*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Martinez, California, weighing in at 160 pounds…Sara Del Ray!

DDP: Sara!

Excalibur: Will you please!?

*Crowd cheers turns to boos as “Take It Out On You” plays and Alissa Flash walks out in all yellow attire, smiling cockily and ignoring the fans*

Angela: And her opponent, weighing in at 142 pounds, from San Francisco, California…”The Future Legend” Alissa Flash!

*Flash walks into the ring and poses on the top rope as the crowd boos. She jumps off and slaps Sara as the bell rings*

DDP: What a cheap shot!

Excalibur: What a happened to doing whatever it takes to win?

DDP: Not with someone like that, she was defenseless.

Excalibur: Give it a rest you dumb old man!

[SIZE=+1]Match – Sara Del Ray (w/Hybrid Dolphins) vs. Alissa Flash
Referee: Kara Drew[/SIZE]

Alissa comes in pounding and kicking Del Ray before hitting a back suplex and going for a quick pin.

One!

Kickout by Del Ray, who delivers an elbow to the head of Flash and hits the mat as she gets up and Irish whips Flash into the corner and hits a standing big boot to the chest, mirroring Harry Smith earlier, except she plays to the crowd and follows up with a foot choke to Flash in the corner, which the former Cherry counts to a slow 4 on before Del Ray lets go and yells at the ref and says “I got till five!” to cheers. She ends up lifting Flash up for a fallaway slam which connects to cheers! But she holds down and bridges for a pin to even more cheers!

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Kickout by Flash at the last second as Del Ray flows very smoothly into an armbar submission for about half a minute until Flash rolls over and over powers Del Ray and counters with a ground based back suplex into the nearby corner to a big pop which turn to boos. Flash ends up dragging Sara to the center of the ring and yelling at Kara to COUNT as she goes to the top rope and gains her balance a little before she goes for a moonsault and misses! The crowd starts to cheer as the Hybrid Dolphins excite the crowd on the outside as Sara runs to the corner and motions for Alissa to get up as she sits in wait.

DDP: Thank God! Get her Sara! You can do it!

Excalibur: Regardless of this blubbering idiot, that was a nice attempt and a nice match from both lovely ladies!

Alissa Flash gets up looking weary and turns around as Sara Del Ray runs at her going for another big boot which Flash avoids with the matrix move! They both pop up and face each other and Flash delivers a kick to Del Ray’s mid-section and hooks Sara’s leg to deliver the Fatal Flash and hooks Sara’s legs as the Hybrid Dolphins look upset on the outside.

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Angela: And the winner of this match…Alissa Flash!

*”Take It Out On You” plays to boos as Alissa hops out of the ring smiling and motioning for the Women’s title. As she goes backstage, the Hybrid Dolphins check on their fallen manager, with sad looks on their faces…and out of nowhere the lights go to all red and “If I Was Your Vampire” plays to a ton of boos, and Marilyn Manson walks out with the tag team title belts and a microphone*

Manson: Hold on, hold on, you guys stay put…I have 2 special announcements! That I want you, and everyone else to hear…and I just want to get out of this arena and into this great city!

*The crowd gives a mixed reaction, as all 3 members of the Hybrid Dolphins look confused*

Manson: That is right, this city is one of my favorites anywhere, it has murder, sickos, and transsexual hookers, my 3 favorite things!

*The crowd boos and throws toilet paper at him*

Manson: Shut up, you hopeless cretons!

*Crowd boos louder*

Manson: I just wanted to announce that, the 4 individuals who earned their way into the Main event title match, are not here tonight, and are on assignment promoting DWA to other, better countries than this s***hole. Now, as many of you may know, if you are not too idiotic, I was made an offer last week by two gentlemen who wanted to buy these titles I hold, so lets get some people ready with a table and contract and all the other s***! I have made my decision!

*A bunch of stage hands rush out with things as a commercial break happens*

*Commercial break – I <3 Bacon.*​

 

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*Back from break, Team Priceless are in the ring sitting in two chairs while the Hybrid Dolphins watch and the announcers sell confusion*

Manson: Well, boys! You came to me last week, and I just wanted to tell you that this contract is perfect for you, and DWA! So just sign..-

*â€￾Beer! Money! Plays to a mixed reaction as Robert Roode and James Storm walk out looking serious, and Roode grabs a microphone before they both step into the ring*

Roode: Mr. Manson, are you serious? You are going to sell the titles to these low rent jerkoffs? Look, I understand better than anyone, money is what makes the world go ‘round, so look, I just want to make a counter offer and I will pay 15% more than what they are paying for them!

*Team Priceless gets up and get into Beer Money’s face before DiBiase says they are Priceless*

Roode: Like I always say, anything that is advertised as without a price…is probably worthless.

*Priceless looks irate as Manson steps in between them*

Manson: Hold it! I am announcing right now, the first ever bidding for the titles…right now! Go!

Dibiase: 80% above what he said!

Roode: 90%!

Dibiase: 100%!

???: Hey! You guys are 100% assclowns!

*The crowd cheers as Dylan Harris’s face comes on the titantron, apparently in his house, as Manson looks shocked and angry*

Manson: W-what the hell are you doing, you said you had left!

Dylan: Ha ha! Manson, Manson, Manson…you see, I said I am out, and trust me, I have been training and preparing for my return in a few months, but I am still Co-owner and Co-GM, crap-head.

*Crowd pops big as Manson look like he is about to explode*

Dylan: I will not be at the arena or any arena, but of course I am watching my own show! Jeez, you are even dumber than you look. And trust me when I say, you look like the biggest dumbass in history.

Now what I saw here was quite cute, you see, nobody is going to buy any titles in this company. And Manson, if you even think about pulling a stunt like this again, although I cannot fire you, I will throw you in jail for trying to sell company property without the person who owns it’s permission!

*The crowd pops huge again as Manson grits his teeth and yells at the titantron*

Dylan: Beer Money, you are already in the 4 corners match at Downpour, there is nothing I can do about that…but Priceless, you aren’t! But hey, I am a fair man…so next week, you will be in a triple threat tag team match with the two teams you guys screwed last week, the Deep Dishers and The Buzoku! Now that that is all settled since Manson can’t run this show, you 4 pretenders who think you can buy your way to DWA success, can kindly…get the f*** outta my ring!

Ted: Yeah, big man…ordering us around from the comfy confines of your home…why don’t you come down and make us?

*Beer Money and Priceless laugh as Dylan looks thoughtful at what Dibiase said*

Dylan: Well, guys, you have a good point…but I don’t really need to. I think you are all forgetting about some people.

*All 5 people in the ring turn around to see the 3 members of Hybrid Dolphins staring at them seriously*

Dylan: And well, I know you guys are smart and have an elementary level education, and think four is better than 3, but wait! I have a couple of friends that probably have something to say about this little situation…

*The 1967 remix plays to the biggest cheers of the night and only get louder as Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Motor City Machine Guns come out pointing to their hands and wearing Red Wings jerseys, run to the ring and Beer Money and Team Priceless run out of the sides of the ring and escape through the crowd*

Manson: Dammit! Curse you, you bastardddd!!!!

*Manson ducks out of the ring as Chris Sabin and Bryan Danielson pick up one half of the tag titles a piece as the two teams have a staredown with each other as loud chants of “Motor Cityâ€￾ can be heard as the camera goes backstage to Lena Yada standing alone with a microphone, smiling*

Lena: Hey guys, please welcome, the participants in tonight’s Main event, Matt Hardy, Chris Jericho, Elijah Burke, and Chris Hero.

*The crowd gives cheers to the guys…until Chris Jericho grabs the mic*

Jericho: Thank you, Lena, that was very pathetic, introducing me with these three petulant assclowns, especially the biggest one of them all, Jeff’s brother.

*The other three competitors glare at Jericho as Matt gets into his face.*

Matt: Maybe you should focus on this match coming up, before you screw me out of another title shot, “partnerâ€￾.

*Hardy pushes Jericho to a pop as Elijah Burke steps in and grabs the mic*

Burke: You guys, there is no need for fighting, because everyone knows that me and Hero would have won that match, and had a 5 star classic, if it wasn’t for you two chumps and your stupid fighting. Now, you better get on the same page, because…you might just get knocked out…

*Burke grins and hands Hero the mic as he walks away, Hero flashes his golden elbow pad at Jericho’s face and puts the mic to his mouth*

Hero:…Yeah.

*Hero walks away as Hardy and Jericho get back in each other’s faces and a commercial comes in*

*Commercial – DWA – Same Hometown time! Same hometown place!*

*We return with the announcers on screen and hyping Downpour as “Brick by Boring Brickâ€￾ by Paramore plays in the background*

DDP: It is going to be a heck of an event! Live Sunday, October 24th, DWA brings you it’s first ever 3 hour pay-per-view! Downpour! Bang! It is gonna be awesome!

Excalibur: There is a hell of a lot of matches already announced, I would already order it now, heck, order it again! Order it as many times as you want, the more the better!

DDP: And thanks to Paramore for the Downpour theme, “Brick by Boring Brickâ€￾ off of their album, brand new eyes, available wherever CDs are sold!

*The screen goes out to a wide view as “International Womanâ€￾ plays to a nice pop as Gail Kim walks out with fingerless gloves, a red Trenchcoat and stylish shades as she skips to the ring with a purpose, being flanked by her friend Jade Chung, wearing similar attire, except lime green, and hops to the turnbuckles, removes her shades and smiles to cheers*

Angela: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada and being accompanied by Jade Chung…weighing 125 pounds, Gail Kim!

Excalibur: These two are from Canada, and yet Asian! Amazing! They are double foreigners!

DDP: And double hot! But Gail has got serious wrestling skills. I am looking forward to her DWA debut.

*â€￾Fireâ€￾ by Scooter plays to a mixed reaction as Allison Danger comes out slowly, in all black gear and going slowly into the ring and staring a hole into Gail Kim*

Angela: And from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada…weighing in at 123 pounds, Allison Danger!

DDP: Two women’s matches!? It is like ladies night or something around here and I love it!

Excalibur:…*Yawn*.

[SIZE=+1]Match – Gail Kim (w/Jade Chung) vs. Allison Danger
Referee: Maria Kanellis[/SIZE]

The bell rings as Gail and Allison test each other’s hands before Danger gives a kick to the mis-section and a rake in the eyes to draw crowd heat and she gives a nasty look to everyone in the crowd in response to the boos. She ends up twisting Gail’s arm and executing a wrist-lock before running her against the ropes and connecting with a sloppy dropkick on the return as she makes a cover on Gail.

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Kickout by Gail! Danger doesn’t let up though, as she locks on a triangle choke to Gail, which makes Gail flop around the ring looking for the ropes, but she finds nothing, which goes on for about a minute and a half before she starts to tease tapping…but then flips over and bridges into the victory roll pin!

One!
Two!

Kickout by a shocked Allison Danger as they both spring to their feet and Dnger charges at Kim but Kim counters with an arm wrench as she runs up the turnbuckle and executes a tornado armdrag, sending Danger across the ring and Kim gets up and fires up the crowd, then nails a flying tilt-a-whirl armbar which she calls the “Christo fand wrenches for a good 18 seconds before letting go and heading to the top rope and motioning to the crowd.

DDP: Here it comes! What an exciting match this is!

Excalibur: These two are putting on a very good match, although they are both foreigners.

DDP: Canada isn’t even that far away!

Gail sits in wait as Danger gets up, and jumps off for a front missle dropkick, but Allison moves and Gail lands right on her back! She then lies in wait of her own before Gail gets up and then Allison nails her “Flirting With Dangerâ€￾ Single knee facebreaker and then immediately springs up and runs to Gail for the Shimmering Warlock but Gail ducks and then Pops up to grab both of Allison’s arms and wraps them around her own neck and executes the neckbreaker Happy Ending! And rolls into a pin and hooking the leg.

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Angela: And the winner of this match, Gail Kim!

*â€￾International Womanâ€￾ plays to cheers as Gail Kim gets her hand raised by Maria and Jade Chung comes in and hands her a microphone.*

Gail: I heard something…about a little challenge, to become Women’s champion at Downpour…and Alissa, you may have “sucked upâ€￾ to some people in management to get this shot, and there is nothing I can do about that…but if there are any guts inside your bloated stomach, that challenge…will be to Gail Kim.

*Gail drops the microphone as her music picks up again and the crowd cheers*

*The scene cuts to a video package of what the 4 number-one contenders to the DWA World title are doing and where they are at as they all say the following in unision via split-screen*

AJ: I am, AJ Styles, here in Tokyo, Japan. I am showing people around the world what is up with THE hottest wrestling promotion in America.

Shelton: I am Shelton Benjamin, here in Buenos Aires, Argentina.. I am showing people around the world what is up with THE hottest wrestling promotion in America.

Swagger: I am Jack Swagger, here in London, England. I am showing people around the world what is up with THE hottest wrestling promotion in America.

Jacobs: I am Jimmy Jacobs, here in Sydney, Austraila. I am showing people around the world what is up with THE hottest wrestling promotion in America.

*The video goes into everyone saying they are going to become the first ever DWA World Champion, Jimmy Jacobs letting kids play with his railroad spike, Shelton at a Soccer festival and beating up some random guy at a soccer riot, Jack Swagger wearing American flag clothes and getting tomatoes thrown at him, and AJ playing video games and eating rice with locals in Japan.*

*Commercial break – Downpour, October 24th*

DDP: Well as you just saw, any one of those people, would be great champions, as much of an buuthole Jack Swagger or as weird as Jimmy Jacobs is, they are all top of the line wrestlers, I guarantee that, personally. Bang!

Excalibur: Abso-freakin’-lutely! The king approves of the 4 noble contenders.

DDP: Not this again…

Excalibur: Hahahahahaha!!! Anyway, there is another young man on the roster who has done some promoting of sorts…and international if you, like me, consider Kentucky technically apart of Mexico. Take a look.

*The screen switches to a gym as the words “Louisville, Kentuckyâ€￾ come on the screen and Chuck Taylor is seen sitting down on a bench wearing his wrestling tights and a towel, watching a bunch of other people working out*

Chuck: Here we are, at my favorite gym. Look at these idiots “working outâ€￾ Last week, I told the good people watching my sexy face, as I made a business transaction with a couple of “clientsâ€￾, that I would show you, yes YOU! People in TV land how they could be as Successful and sexy, sexsessful if you will as me. Today I will show you how to get as great of a body as Sexy Chucky T. Except kids, you all suck. Now here is how champions prepare for greatness.

*Chuck smiles as a video starts to play*

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Chuck: And just remember, I follow that training schedule every day. That is the sexy part of how I became so damn awesome. But next week, I will get to part 2 of my greatness, as I show up again in something I like to call…â€￾Part 3â€￾.

*The screen fades to black with a picture of Chuck and “Part 3…next week.â€￾*

Excalibur:…Wow. Anyway, main event time! Let’s see who is going to Downpour to compete for the Rush title!

DDP: How did he get signed again? Dylan “anti-drugâ€￾, my ass!

*â€￾Chris is Awesomeâ€￾ by Viro the Virus plays to a fairly loud pop as Chris hero makes his way out shifty-like and slapping hands with the fans on his way to the ring*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall, and introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds from Dayton, Ohio…Chris Hero!

*He climbs to the turnbuckles and pats his elbow before removing his trademark jacket*

*â€￾Don’t Waste My Timeâ€￾ plays to cheers about as loud as Hero’s, as Elijah Burke strolls out with his towel and wearing his warm up jacket and pants, he slaps hands with a few fans before standing on the steel steps in the corner and raising his arms up to cheers*

Angela: And introducing his partner, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Jacksonville, Florida…Elijah Burke!

*Elijah tosses his towel to the crowd and takes his warmup clothes off, then bumps fists with a smiling Hero*

*â€￾Live For the Momentâ€￾ plays to a big pop as Matt Hardy walks down excitedly, flashing his “V1â€￾ sign to the crowd as he slides into the ring.*

Angela: And introducing first on the opposing team, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 236 pounds…Maaaaattt Hardy!

*Matt looks a little worried, knowing who his partner is going to be*

Angela: And his partner, from Winnipeg, Canada, weighing in at 226 pounds…Chris Jericho!

*The lights go out…*

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*“Break The Walls Downâ€￾ plays to a lot of boos as Chris Jericho comes walking out looking angry, as he grabs the microphone upon entry into the ring*

Jericho: It seems like management has persecuted me for my simple opinion that punk kids should not run wrestling companies, by saddling me up with a monkey-boy like Matt Hardy as my partner, who will undoubtably try to ride my coattails to victory, and steal the Rush title at Downpour.

*The crowd boos loudly as Matt looks annoyed*

Jericho: But that is not gonna happen, not tonight. You see, I have a strict “no jackassâ€￾ policy when it comes to my partners, and since I have already proven that I am championship material, I am going to find out if Matt is worthy or is just a failure to be kicked to the curb, just like in every other promotion he has been apart of!

*Jericho drops the mic as the bell rings and gets on the apron*

[SIZE=+1]Match – Elijah Burke and Chris Hero vs. Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho
Referee: Earl Hebner[/SIZE]

Matt gets in Jericho’s face on the apron…Jericho responds with a slap to Matt’s face leading to a quick school boy by Elijah Burke.

One!
Two!

Kickout by Hardy at the last second as he gets up and runs to Jericho’s corner, but he isn’t there, instead, he has pulled up a chair and headset at the commentary table.

Escalibur: What the hell was that!? You don’t just slap your own partner, and you are a wrestler, not a commentator, leave that to the pros!

DDP: Yeah! Good to see you haven’t changed any since WCW, a pest from birth ‘till death!

Jericho: Do you two know who you are talking to? I am the first undisputed champion of this century, I have defeated legends of this industry, I am the Babe Ruth of wrestling so you better shut your little mouths before I unretire your asses.

The announcers continue to bicker as Elijah Burke has been working over Matt Hardy in the corner for about two minutes and he makes the tag to Hero, who immediately comes in with a suplex, transitioned into a scoop slam, followed by a senton and then a pin.

One!
Two!

Kickout by Hardy, which causes Hero to lock in the Riviera Cloverleaf for 40 seconds as the crowd chants “Hardy! Hardy!â€￾ Which gives Matt the will to roll over and kick Hero, then they both get up and Matt connects with a discus clothesline to cheers, followed by running Hero into the corner and connecting with a clothesline into a bulldog, dropping Hero as he plays to the crowd and ascends to the middle rope and hits an elbow bat to Hero’s head and he grabs at the air signaling for a Twist of Fate and delivers a kick to Hero’s gut and…Hero counters into a cravate! He then drops to a sitout position delivering his Cravate Countdown! He drags Hardy to the corner and tags Burke in, who delivers multiple punches to Hardy’s midsection, and finishes with a BIG uppercut! He hooks his legs as he pins him.

One!
Two!

Kickout by Hardy at two! Burke then lifts Hardy up and drives him shoulder first into his team’s corner. He walks slowly across the ring and points to the crowd as they give a mixed reaction to him pulling down his kneepads. As soon as Hardy gets up and is facing the corner, Burke charges and leaps kneefirst for the Elijah Express and gets nothing but turnbuckle! But Hero tags unforeseen as Hardy hits a Twist of Fate on Burke! Hero runs in and picks Hardy up as soon as he sits up into an inverted DDT position and hits his inverted swinging neckbreaker, which he calls the Hero’s Welcome and makes the cover.

One!
Two!
Three!

Angela: And the winners of this match, and going onto Downpour to compete for the DWA Rush title…Chris Hero, and Elijah Burke!

Jericho: And that proves it. That assclown is not worthy of a title shot, and he just cost me another title match! I would of beat those two JV leaguers all over this scummy city!

DDP: Oh please…

Jericho: Oh yeah, junior! Do you want me to prove it? Well watch this…

*Jericho throws down his headset as “Chris is Awesomeâ€￾ plays and Burke and Hero are celebrating in the ring*

*Jericho runs into the ring as Hardy is still out in the middle of the ring and locks in the Walls of Jericho on Matt Hardy to huge heat!*

DDP: What a coward. What does he think he’s proving!?

Excalibur: Well, he has proven that he can beat up a knocked out man, he is the best in the world at what he does!

DDP: Yeah, yeah. He is real tough.

*The crowd continue to boo as Burke and Hero take notice of what is happening and talk a little before…Chris Hero spins and nails a roaring elbow to the back of Jericho’s head to a big pop!*

DDP: Ha ha, bang! That’ll shut that egomaniac up!

Excalibur: That young knockout kid strikes again! Good God, it has been a great episode of Fusion and I hope you all enjoyed it. We will be back next week, same time, same place. For “Diamondâ€￾ Dallas Page, I am your King of Food and Beverage, Excalibur, goodnight!

*The show ends as Elijah Burke and Chris Hero lift Matt Hardy up and raise his hands as Jericho is left unconscious in the ring*

*Show Ends*

Quick Results:
Ross Jordan defeated Ken Anderson, Amazing Red, Sheamus O’Shaunessy, Dolph Ziggler, CIMA, Zack Ryder, and Jimmy Rave in an 8 man battle royal for an open contract to book any non-title match he wants.

Naomichi Marufuji defeated Harry Smith by submission

Alissa Flash defeated Sara Del Ray by pinfall

Gail Kim defeated Allison Danger by pinfall

Elijah Burke and Chris Hero defeated Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho when Chris Hero pinned Matt Hardy

Confirmed Downpour Card:
(Announced immediately after 10/8 Fusion) Chris Jericho vs. Matt Hardy

Homicide vs. Matt Sydal

DWA Womens Title Match: Alissa Flash vs. ???

DWA Tag Team Title 4 Corners Match: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Hybrid Dolphins vs. Beer Money vs. ???

DWA Light Heavyweight Title Match: KENTA vs. Naomichi Marufuji

DWA Rush Title Match: Chris Hero vs. Elijah Burke

DWA World Title Fatal-4-Way match: “The Phenomenalâ€￾ AJ Styles vs. “The All-American Americanâ€￾ Jack Swagger vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Shelton Benjamin​

 

[Qwake]

The forum was being gay and wouldn't let me post the show in one part for some reason, anyway the shows up and it looks like a good one. I'll edit with a review here when I get a chance.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

There's a new character limit for posts (25000)

 

[Hometown Kid]

OOC: WOOT~! The site actually lets me on the computer again. Big thanks to Lennie for starting this up for me, even though he's an ass and barely ever posted. >_> But yeah, anyway, i'm almost done writing my PPV Event, and the section seems kinda dead so...:/ I'm just gonna skip the show previews and put show 3 & 4 up followed by the PPV preview. Yeah, hopefully something comes of this and the section isn't totally screwed. D: Anyway, onto episode 3. Teal for matches, blue for everything else. Then I add orange for the announcers in ep 4.

DWA Fusion
Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado
Attendance: SOLD OUT (21,000 seats)

*Fusion opening*

*shot goes to a cameraman walking down the hallway and opening a door labeled "Marilyn Manson"*

*Manson is sitting at his desk grinning into a video playing on his laptop*

Manson: Yes......

*Manson looks up and looks shocked to see the cameraman and immediately closes the laptop and sits up*

Manson: Ahem! To the fans at home I just wanted to say, although I seem like more of a dark character, i'm actually a full blooded American who got accused by that incessant worm Dylan Harris of committing a criminal act. And I just wanted to let you fans know that i'm not a criminal! I'm a great, educated man who's above the demons of this world. But i'm not so different than every peon in this arena...

*crowd boos loudly*

Manson: I follow my favorite college football team from the school I graduated from, Florida State. Just like these inbreds follow their favorite team...Oh wait, I forgot, Colorado sucks. Heheheh...

*crowd boos again*

*Manson gets up and puts a DVD into the television in his office*

Manson: Take a look at some of my favorite FSU moments!

*Manson puts on a Florida State jersey and huddles around the TV smiling*

Announcer on TV: "And Tebow scores another touchdown! That makes it Florida: 41, Florida State: 0!

*Manson looks angry and looks at the back of the DVD case*

Manson: What!? "I thought you'd like this better, from your favorite Gator, Dylan." Aughh!!!

*crowd pops big*

*Manson slams the case on the ground and begins ripping his jersey off and pushes the camera away*

Manson: Get the hell out of here! Start the show for these fools!

*The scene switches to Angela Fong in the ring as the crowd keeps cheering and the bell rings*

Angela: This is your opening Fusion contest! Introducing First...

*"Time to Shout" plays to cheers as Dolph Ziggler walks out smiling*

Angela: From Cleveland, Ohio...Dolph Ziggler!

*Dolph introduces himself to Angela as the camera cuts to the announcers*

Excalibur: What was all that with Manson?

DDP: I think it's better if we don't comment on him getting outsmarted, as usual. But hey everybody! I'm DDP with my partner Excalibur, and welcome to the show that's making it cool to stay home on Friday nights, DWA Fusion!

Excalibur: And what a contest we have for you to kick things off, Dolph versus the man who eliminated him in last week's battle royal, Amazing Red!

*"Perfect Cell" plays to equal cheers to Dolph's as Red steps through the curtain and high fives some fans before sliding into the ring*

Angela: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, Amazing Red!

The match starts out with a feeling out process of sorts, with Dolph locking in an arm wrench on Red, before twisting an elbowing Red in the arm, leading to a cry of pain. Ziggler then locks into a german suplex position before slamming Red down sideways, and seamlessly jumping forward and locking Red in a headlock. Dolph wrenches back before lifting one arm up and yelling "i'm Dolph Ziggler!" to pop the crowd. Red takes that moment to slip out and roll out of the ring to walk off for a second while Ziggler slams his hand on the mat, but then he gets up and walks to the ropes before bracing and executing a slingshot plancha over the top rope, unfortunately for him though, Red noticed and moved out of the way, leading to "oh"s from the crowd as Dolph lands face first to the floor. Red smiles and immediately slides into the ring, and then he does the exact same move Dolph attempted before, but connects! He gets up and zips back into the ring before running against the opposite side ropes and just as Dolph is getting up, connects with a front flip plancha that pops the crowd again! He high fives a fan and slides back into the ring before measuring Dolph...as Dolph slowly gets to his feet, Red backs up before doing a cartwheel and connecting with a perfect corkscrew plancha that electrifies the crowd!

DDP: That was awesome! He may be small but he's a pack of dynamite!

Excalibur: Ha ha! I love it!

The crowd is firmly behind Red at this point and he knows it as he slides Ziggler into the ring and gets to the apron and pumping the crowd up with Dolph slowly getting up again, Red springboards looking for his Red Alert reverse STO, but gets caught by Dolph, who counters by driving Red down hard with a sitout facebuster...Dolph looks a little surprised at himself but sits up slowly as he claps to the crowd before lifting Red into a fireman's carry before throwing him forward into a single knee gutbuster. And goes for a quick cover,

One!
Two!

Kickout at the last minute! Dolph shows frustration as the crowd starts dueling "Let's go Ziggler!" "Let's go Red!" chants. Dolph delivers a quick elbow drop before stalking Red, looking for his "Zig-Zag finisher...Red slowly starts to get up and...Red turns around right before Dolph and Red attempts a hip toss, except Dolph lands on his feet! Showing great athletic ability, but Red immediately turns it into a full nelson swept into a facebuster on Dolph! Dolph holds his face and crawls to the middle rope but the Amazing one was waiting for that as he runs up and hits the 718 (619) on Dolph popping him into the middle of the ring! Red starts to climb straight up to the top and points to the crowd before delivering his 540 corkscrew senton that he calls Infared! Hooking Dolph's leg as he makes the cover...

One!
Two!
Three!

Angela: And the winner of the match...Amazing Red!

DDP: What a match! And what a win for this kid! He truly is an amazing competitor.

Excalibur: But Dolph should be proud of the effort he put in. Great job to both of these fine competitors.

*The crowd claps it up for Amazing Red as he slides out of the ring and slaps hands with some fans as Dolph rub his head and we cut to a commercial*

*Commercial break*

*The show returns to...Wal-Mart? Inside we see Chuck Taylor, ripping a stuffed giraffe in front of a young boy and his mother, and laughs at the child's tears, while the mother angrily drags the boy away*

Chuck: Ha ha, grow up fatty! I'll see you again!

*Chuck looks forward to the camera*

Chuck: That's one of the first rules to sexcess, don't be a kid, because as we all know, children are nothing but stupid freeloaders, who belong in the pound. But enough about that. part 3 is all about the "success" part of sexcess. I showed the people how to get an all-star caliber body, and now i'm gonna show you, how to make something of your life.

*The scene switches to Chuck in the women's clothing department as Chuck walks up to a fairly attractive blonde holding some lace panties*

Chuck: Hey...those panties are just my size! I need them.

Woman: ...what?

Chuck: Oh, you see, i'm actually a wrestler, and a former women's champion in my own right. Hence the camera.

*the woman looks shocked*

Woman: What!? Oh my God!

Chuck: No, it's okay! It's for DWA, i've finally made it to the big time. It's gonna be on CBS at 7 o'clock.

*Chuck gives the wink and the gun to the camera*

Woman: Wow, really!? Am I gonna be on TV?

Chuck: Yeah, yeah...Hey, can I have your number?

Woman: No...no...I gotta go now. Actually, don't show this part at all, with me...around you...

*The woman looks disgusted and walks off*

Chuck: Mission accomplished. I got her panties!

*Chuck smiles, and sniffs them as the camera zooms in on other women looking disgusted*

Chuck: Sexcess, you take what you want! Now lets get a date. Now not all of you will be on my skill level, remember that...

*The camera shows a montage of Chuck in the women's clothing department*

Chuck: Can I have your number?
Red haired woman: No.

Chuck: Can I have your number?
Brown haired woman: *slaps Chuck and walks off*
Chuck: No!? Yes? Maybe?

Chuck: Can I have your number?
Raven haired woman: Hmm...okay.

*The woman pulls out a sheet of paper and writes down the number before walking off*

Chuck: Hmm...867-5309? I know that number from somewhere...

*The camera then switches to Chuck eating an entire plate of samples before focusing on him standing near the entrance*

Chuck: I hope you've all studied wisely, as this is the last of my videos for now, I will be at the first ever DWA pay-per-view Downpour, as the show needs star power and will debut the Fusion after that though. So remember...I hate all of you until you improve and follow the path to Sexcess.

*Chuck smiles to the camera and gives a thumbs up*

???: There he is! That's the bastard!

*The mother and child Chuck tormented from before come running up, with a police officer in tow*

Police officer: Sir, what's your name?

Chuck: What? Chuck Taylor. What? I didn't do anything wrong.

Officer: This lady says you ruined a stuff giraffe.

Chuck: The little troll deserved it! Look at him!

Officer: Sir, that was Wal-mart property, and you're going to have to pay for it, as well as buy this boy a new one. The charges equate to approximately 12 dollars.

Chuck: 12 dollars?

Officer: Yes.

Chuck: No problem, no problem...

*Chuck reaches into his pocket and pulls out some crumbled up money, before handing a bill to the officer*

Chuck: Here's a ten, keep the change.

*Chuck then walks out of the store as the scene ends and the screen fades to black*

*back ringside, Marilyn Manson is in the ring, as well as a table, two contracts and some chairs*

DDP: What a stupid son of a-!

Excalibur: Calm down, partner, Chuck Taylor, the self proclaimed, "Man of Low Moral Fiber" is actually gonna be at Downpour!

DDP: Thank God there are no more videos! Anyway, lets get to this contract signing for the women's title match at Downpour between "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash, and Gail Kim. I wish Sara was in it.

Excalibur: Shut the hell up, old man!

*The crowd boos as Manson is about to speak*

Manson: In just a week and 3 days time, the inaugrual DWA Women's champion will be crowned. And the two...competitors in that match, have challenged each other, and i've given the go ahead to make this thing official...so lets get these...lovely ladies out here, if only they were 10 years younger...

*"Take It Out On You" plays to a homely reaction of boos as Alissa Flash steps through the curtain grinning confidently to herself as she walks to the ring in a designer suit and wearing reading glasses. As she steps in the ring she shakes hands with Manson and takes a seat while chewing on a pen*

...

*"International Woman" plays to polite applause as Gail Kim walks out in her trenchcoat and wrestling gear alone. She slaps a few fans hands and slides in the ring before sitting down and immediately signing the contract before her music even stops and hands the contract to Manson while Flash just smiles at her Downpour opponent*

Manson: Good move, Gail. Very smart considering you haven't even looked at it while Alissa has seen it for 4 days after I faxed her.

*The crowd boos as Kim picks up a microphone and Alissa signs her contract, which is immediately scooped up by Manson*

Manson: I can't stand the smell of this dump and i've got an important meeting so...entertain the swine...

*Manson walks up the ramp hastily, giving the middle finger to the fans while smiling like a douchebag as the crowd pours on the heat*

*Gail shrugs and begins to climb out of the ring before Alissa picks up Manson's mic*

Alissa: Wait, wait, wait! Gail! Gail...why did you sign that contract so fast when I know everything about it? I know all of the stipulations, and what signing that contract means to our careers, I even look like a lawyer.

Gail: Truthfully...it doesn't matter what it says because I just wanna kick your ass ASAP, you ho.

*crowd cheers as Flash's smile fades*

Alissa: You know Gail, maybe...maybe you need to stop worrying about what you're gonna do to me and start worrying about what i've done. I've ended careers, broken necks, broken women and men in half all of my career...

*Flash takes off her suit and skirt revealing her red wrestling gear as they both sit down*

Alissa: You should have read that contract, because your girlfriend isn't allowed at ringside, Gail. So there won't be anyone to save you until the medics come with a spatula for your battered and stir fried body...

*The crowd boos as Gail stands up...*

Gail: You know, Flash...i've seen plenty of hot shots like you run around and wanna take down THE most accomplished and evolved women's wrestler in history...

*crowd pops as Alissa Flash laughs to herself*

Gail: And at Downpour, you're going to face someone who doesn't need help, you're going to face someone who doesn't care about what you've done, Alissa. You are going to face...Gail Kim.

*They both get up and circle the table as the crowd cheers mildly*

Exacalibur: Now things are heating up faster than the government can think of their newest global warming copout!

DDP: It's only a matter of who strikes first at this point!

*Alissa looks upset before she picks up one of the chairs and throws it at Kim which she ducks easily and attempts a low dropkick which Alissa sidesteps and starts stomping on Gail to boos before mounting and delivering straight rights to her face*

*Alissa gets up and makes a throat slash signal before picking up a dazed Gail Kim and locking her leg and bringing her up to a suplex position and is about to connect with a Fatal Flash when Gail gives a knee to Alissa's head and quickly wraps her legs around her head before wrenching her left arm to lock in her Christo submission move! Flash immediately goes down and taps to the hold but Gail gets up and is showing fire to the crowd as Alissa is stumbling up holding her arm, which gives Gail enough time to pick up a steel chair and...WHAM.

Alissa falls back on the table, seemingly unconcious*

DDP: Good God! Her face is totally screwed up, eh!?

Exacalibur: No, friend, she's just Asian.

DDP: Not her! Flash just took a huge shot flush on the head! That's gotta hurt...

*Gail holds up the chair to the crowd before staring at Flash and smiling wide...

Kim makes a throat slash of her own before going to the top with chair in hand, while the crowd goes nutso. And then Gail holds the chair behind her legs before delivering a HUGE leg drop with the chair to Flash through the table and the crowd explodes in chants of "that was awesome!" as Gail rolls backwards and holds her butt as everyone is cheering and a graphic pops up as "International Woman" plays

UP NEXT: Sean O' Haire in a 3 match gauntlet*

*Commercial break - Downpour playing on Pay-Per-View soon!*

*We're back with ring hands clearing the ring of the shattered table from before*

DDP: I still can't believe what we just saw!

*A slow motion replay of Gail Kim giving a leg drop off the top rope with a chair under her leg through a table airs*

Exacalibur: An amazing move from an amazing athlete. The girls could steal the show at Downpour, it's freakin' awesome!

*"Come On" plays to a large amount of boos as Sean O' Haire walks out slowly with a band aid on his head after he was attacked by Roderick Strong last week, looking incredibly pissed as well*

Angela: From Hilton Head, South Carolina...Sean O'Haire!

*O'Haire starts sprinting into the ring and charges at Angela Fong causing her to run away. Sean picks up the microphone and stares crazily at the crowd who boos him*

O'Haire: Hmm...you know, I requested this match because that 4 foot tall piece of crap Roderick Strong...

*crowd pops*

Sean: Shut up!

*crowd responds with a huge amount of heat to O' Haire*

Sean: He attacked me and I want to show how easy it's gonna be to destroy him the next time I see him...but I looked at who Marilyn Manson booked me against and well, *laughs* They're all chumps.

*crowd doesn't let up the booing*

Sean: So I asked to change the order a bit. Now i'm gonna face all 3 men at once! Then i'll face 2 guys in the second match, then 1 poor sap in the last match...so bring them out! All of em!

*O'Haire drops the mic as the Fusion theme "Jars" plays as out walk 3 guys who look somewhat determined to no reaction.*

*A graphic pops up identifying the unlucky trio as Neil Sabian, Matt Bentley and Kenny King and they get into the ring showing signs of fear*

*Bell rings*

The trio of unknowns huddle up discussing what they're going to do when Sabian turns around and charges at O'Haire, only to get caught with a spinning jumping martial arts kick to the head that "oohs" the crowd and sends a KO'd Sabian to the outside of the ring. O'Haire laughs at the other two who are standing in shock and points at Matt Bentley to step forward.

Matt gulps and steps forward slowly, only to immediately get greeted with a SUPER KICK that leaves him remaining lifeless in the middle of the ring. The crowd is booing loudly at this point as O'Haire smiles evily and turns to King who just turns around and starts to run up the ramp, but O'Haire goes on the chase! King gets to the top of the ramp and almost gets away but O'Haire ends up catching up and slamming King into the stage before running back down the ramp and throwing Kenny into the ring while sliding himself in as well.

DDP: Aw, this guy is WAY outta control! This isn't even a match!

Excalibur: He's the craziest bastard i've ever seen! Make him go away!

O'Haire picks up King, who's holding his head, and picks him up into a fireman's carry position before hitting the Prophecy and slamming King right on top of Matt Bentley, who's still out cold! Also out cold is Sabian who the sadistic O'Haire goes out to throw back into the ring. O'Haire picks up Sabian in the same fireman 's carry position as he had King in, before slamming him onto his other two opponents with the Prophecy. He puts his foot on top of Sabian who's lying on Bentley and King and points at the ref who counts.

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

*Bell rings*

Angela: ...T-The winner of the f-first fall...

*Sean O'Haire charges out of the ring at Angela, who screams and throws the mic at Sean before tripping over her seat while O'Haire smiles and starts to talk*

O'Haire: Now that that's over with, Manson said I get to pick who my next two victims are...

*O'Haire turns around and hits DDP who was standing up looking at Angela Fong, with the microphone laying him out and knocking Excalibur down*

*The crowd boos as Sean walks over to Excalibur who is leaning into the barracade and pleading for O'Haire not to do anything. O'Haire grins and delivers a running knee to Excalibur's head as the crowd delivers an enormous amount of boos*

*O'Haire then proceeds to roll Excalibur's lifeless body into the ring, followed by DDP, and yells at Rudy Charles to ring the bell*

*Bell rings*

The crowd continue to boo as O'Haire just laughs and kicks DDP into position where he and Excalibur are laying next to each other in front of the corner and Sean climbs to the top rope and poses to the crowd before jumping off and delivering a HUGE Seanton Bomb before laying back over both of the decimated announcers bodies.

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

*Bell rings*

*O'Haire rolls out of the ring and brushes his hair back before grabbing the microphone and showing his hand in the air*

O'Haire: I just beat five men in a row, in one night!

*More boos from the crowd*

O'Haire: I need...I don't really feel like i've done enough though, you know?

*O'Haire turns around and steps towards Angela who is still holding her ankle*

O'Haire: I think I need to destroy both genders tonight...

*Angela is clearly distraught as O'Haire grabs her by the hair and throws her in the ring and laying sadistically as she cries and begs for mercy, prompting him to get in her face and then...*

*"A Victim, A Target" plays to pop the crowd as Roderick Strong runs out to the ring!*

*O'Haire looks to take his head off with a roundhouse kick as soon as he gets into the ring, but Roderick steps back and as soon as Sean spins around delivers a sick kick to O'Haire's chin that starts a "Roddy! Roddy!" chant from the crowd as Strong tells the ref that he's O'Haire's opponent*

*Bell rings*

Roderick checks to make sure Angela is safe and then rushes up to O'Haire delivering lefts and rights at a rapid pace which makes O'Haire cover up before he overpowers Strong and pushes him away*

*Strong gets up and runs right into a kick to the gut from O'Haire who lifts Strong up and delivers a Crucifix powerbomb to Strong that leads to boos*

*O'Haire is red in the face and screaming at the crowd at how amped up he is, he throws his arms up and yells, "I'll break this midget in half!" Sean then picks the backbreaking expert up in the fireman's carry position, looking for the Prophecy, but Strong slips down and rolls up O'Haire and surprises the crowd!

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

*Bell rings*

*Strong gets out of the ring with the ref in tow and him picking up Angela Fong to get away up the ramp as Sean O'Haire is going ballistic in the ring, slamming the mat and ripping the turnbuckles apart, the camera zooms in on Roderick smiling and holding up two fingers as we go to break.

LATER...The Buzoku vs. Deep Dishers vs. Team Priceless to go to Downpour*

*commercial break*

*The show returns with Marilyn Manson in his office talking on the phone which prompts the crowd to boo*

Manson: Listen, you cost me over 200,000 dollars with your expletives on-air and you injured a wrestler! You're suspended and if you show up at this arena, you'll be fired!

*Manson hangs up his phone as he grins evily*

*KNOCK KNOCK*

*Chris Jericho barges in with his "Break Down The Walls" DWA shirt on, prompting more boos*

Manson: Hmm...Christopher...

Jericho: I know you called me here and I got the feeling something was wrong. So what's going on "Marilyn"?

Manson: Look, Chris, We were supposed to take over this company, and I gave you two opportunities to get in a title match at Downpour...and you disappointed me twice.

Jericho: No, that monkey Matt Hardy cost me those two matches! And that's why i'm not angry, because now I can eliminate Hardy from DWA and you can stop that farce of a title match, and award ME, the World title.

Manson: No! I don't tolerate failure, and if you lose to Matt Hardy, we are absolutely finished. Until then, I found the man who is going to take over this company, our new posterboy, Jericho.

*In walks a smiling Jimmy Jacobs*

Jimmy: Hey, Chris. I'm a huge fan.

Jericho: What? Him!? Manson, nobody knows who this guy is!

Jacobs: What? No, i'm just not a has-been with a receding hairline and expanding belly, who's probably got a tad much "Jericho-hol" from his fans.

*crowd gives a mixed reaction as Jericho glares*

Manson: Hey! Don't worry, Jericho..-

Jacobs: Hey see you guys later, I gotta get ready for the big "highlight reel" later. Mr. Manson, it's all on me come Downpour, right?

Manson: Yes...all on you, James...

*Manson smiles again as Jericho looks very confused*

*Back ringside, "Turn Up The Trouble" is playing as Ken Anderson is just now getting in the ring, the crowd cheers as Anderson reaches up for the mic that drops down into his hand*

Anderson *chewing gum and smiling*: Hey, guys. Is everybody having a good time tonight?

*crowd cheers*

Anderson: Good, good...now you people know that I came up with an idea since I saw few handfuls of talented individuals, that were getting screwed out of airtime, because the *finger quotes* "GM" has the intelligence of the spicy chicken sandwich I had on my way to the arena from Wendy's.

*crowd gives a small pop for a shot at Manson, and possibly for the delicious sandwich Anderson speaks of*

Anderson: But some...nobody...who honestly snuck into the food room because I didn't see him. *shrugs* But this guy, he got his ass kicked so fast in the battle royal that I set up to determine who really had the brightest future in the company..,and somehow pulled a fast one and eliminated ME.

*crowd boos*

Anderson: So...I know you're back there so I say lets have a real match one on one, with no tricks and no games. So get out here and face me, if your "Bollywood" contract allows you to be a real man...

*"Hysteria" by MUSE" plays to a small amount of boos as Ross Jordan walks out confidently wearing shades and brown wrestling attire, sliding into the ring after jawing with the crowd a bit*

Jordan: Kennedy...err, Anderson? What did you say your name was again?

Anderson: Ha-Ha, very original on your part, buddy.

Jordan: You see....Anderson, I want to beat you...AGAIN. But you see, i'm afraid if I wrestle you in a normal match...you might injure me with your sloppy style of wrestling.

*The crowd start to pick up there boos as Jordan laughs at his own joke, and Anderson looks on with a stoic look*

Jordan: But hey, maybe we can have the match at the DWA Downpour event in Seattle, which 'appens to be in direct altitude to Bombay, and the 7 stars align on that day, mate.

Anderson: Ya know...I just can't believe you are even out here as a big time movie star like you are, the Indian heritage and whatnot.

*The crowd continue to boo as Jordan nods his head*

Anderson: But since i'm here and standing next to you, and you seem to be a...grimey...

*Crowd begins to chant "WHAT!?"*

Anderson: Squirrely...

WHAT!?

Anderson: English...

WHAT!?

Anderson: Coward. Yeah, lets just wait until Downpour, that's fine with me, guy. But know this...when Downpour occurs...you're going to-

*As Anderson keeps talking into his microphone, Jordan sucker punches Ken and hits him with a beautiful enziguri, knocking him into the bottom corner*

Jordan: Nah, I think we'll have the match now!

*Jordan smiles and points at the ref outside, who slides in the ring as the crowd boos heavily*

*Bell rings*

As soon as the bell rings, RJ goes into the corner where the former Kennedy is sitting and starts wailing him with punches and stomps before shoving his foot in his face to a count of 4 by the ref who just backs off when Ross yells at him.

Ross continues to kick a few more times viciously before lifting Ken Anderson up and transitioning to an arm wrench to a mare to a leg drop to Anderson's arm, then rolling forward and delivering a kick to Mr. Anderson's chest as soon as he sits up, then going to the middle rope totaunt the fans which causes them to boo more. Meanwhile, Kennedy is using the ropes on the side to prop himself up, which Ross notices and goes to whip Kennedy across the ring which Kennedy reverses and goes for a clothesline when RJ returns which he ducks and springboards into a moonsault, which Anderson catches and inverts into a backbreaker that pops the crowd and leaves Jordan flailing around the ground in pain. The loudmouth then points at the crowd who yells "Anderson!" while he rapidly stomps at the UK native before the referee pulls him away and points at his shirt leaving Anderson to "okay, okay..." him before locking in a headlock on RJ, who slips out and goes for a wild clothesline on Ken that misses, and allows Anderson to hit a spike DDT on the high flyer that temporarily devastates him, before shooting the half and hooking both legs...

ONE!
TWO!

Kickout at the last seciond! The crowd oohs as Anderson totally bitchslaps Jordan as they both sit up, which causes cheers and laughs from the crowd. Anderson then locks RJ into a wrist lock which allows him to shoot the wanna-be Indian into the stell ring post which causes great damage to his shoulder, and then brings Anderson a smile as he lifts Jordan into a fireman's carry, possibly looking for a standing version of his "Green Bay Plunge", but The Gift wiggles out and goes for a BIG time jumping roundhouse kick that gets duck and leads to Ross holding his chest but Anderson goes for a jumping roundhouse of his own which also gets ducked, but Ken lands on his foot to spin around and deliver a big kick to the side of RJ's head that pops the crowd largely, and gets Anderson pumped up and signaling to check his mic as Jordan gets up staggering which allows Anderson to hook his arm, but RJ counters into a crucifix position, and wrapping his arm around Anderson's head and slowly getting to his feet and getting into a reverse DDT position on Ken before pulling him to mid-ring and delivering a perfectly executed Crystal Crush (Eye of the Hurricane) and then slowly spits at the crowd and with as much strength as he could muster runs and hits a springboard moonsault on Anderson and hooks the leg gingerly...

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

*Bell rings*

*The crowd boos and is somewhat in shock as "Hysteria" plays and Ross Jordan celebrates his win over the man he screwed last week. MEANWHILE...The announcers Excalibur and Diamond Dallas Page have just now crawled back to their booth after being decimated by O'Haire earlier, and were just laying on the outside since*

DDP: Oh, God..what was goin' on? Gah, that really took me out...I need to do more yoga...

Excalibur: Are we not important enough for medical attention!? Thanks a lot you selfish bastards! Gah, what happened..?

DDP: Wait, the Gift guy won again!? Thank goodness we were out...

Excalibur: Just go to the darn hype video...

*The screen goes to black and returns in a homey nice looking cabin when all of a sudden clips burst in of Sheamus O' Shaunessy destroying a bunch of people while "Too Many Lies" plays*

SOS: Aye, my name is Sheamus O' Shaunessy...and most of you know me as a crazy guy with crazy hair that was a monster, I took what I wanted, wreaked havoc all across the land.

*The video clips stop and the camera pans in the cabin to where Sheamus is standing, and has his hair neatly styled down (Think his Abe Washington hair), and wearing a nice robe near a fireplace with pictures of his family in the background*

Sheamus: Ye see, i've been the top champion everywire i've been, and I know DWA will not be any different. But wow...something i've noticed...an' wanted to change was the lack of...good, strong Family values around the country, 'round the world! Ya see, the celtic warrior everyone knows, and everyone fears is still here, but things are about to change. I'm about to show all the wrestlers, and all the people in the audience how to be a good man, and how to do the right thing for once in their life of evil...and once I become DWA World Champion...everyone will know the profits of a good heart, and strong Family Values.

*Sheamus smiles as his elderly looking mom and dad walk into the scene and he gives them a hug as the screen fades to black and shows a snapshot of the family, with "Sheamus O'Shaunessy" in green print on the screen*

*commercial break*

*The show returns with Excalibur and DDP in the shot looking serious*

DDP: Last week, as some of you may have seen, DWA wrestler Matt Sydal was brutally assaulted at the hands of a violent and mentally unstable Homicide. Take a look at that.



DDP: Now, via satellite from a Detroit hospital, we have a message from Matt Sydal.

*The camera cuts to a shot of Sydal in a hospital bed, with a huge bandage and a bunch of IV cords sticking out of him, which the crowd pops big for*

Sydal: Last week...I was attacked by someone who is clearly jealous of me. Or maybe he's mad at me, nobody knows what goes through a psycho thug like Homicide's mind. But I want you to know, Homicide. You lost a lot of money with the stunt you pulled, and got suspended from the show this week, while i'm on it anyway, even from a hospital.

*Sydal smiles as the crowd pops*

Sydal: So just what is your problem with me, Homicide? If you've got any guts, you'll admit whether you hate me for some reason, or you are just too uneducated to control who you attack? Because at Downpour, you're gonna find out...you made a big mistake attacking Matt Sydal.

???: Hey, you no good Punk! BRRRAT!!

*Sydal immediately looks concerned as Homicide walks into the room and pulls a baton out of his pants, looking to finish the job apparently which leads the crowd to boo*

Homicide: Little Matt Sydal, ha ha, you won't make it to Downpour when i'm done with you, "homie! We playin' street rules now, biatch.

Sydal: Oh my God! I never thought this is what would happen with you not allowed at the DWA event! HELP! HELP!

*Sydal frantically presses a button before stopping and smilling*

Sydal: Oh wait...

*Just as Homicide advances towards the bed, Sydal pops up (pulling some IVs loose) and reveals his wrestling gear on under the covers, which causes the crowd to cheer very loudly, and 'cide to stumble a bit, before security runs in and disarms Homicide and holds him off while he looks pissed that he did nothing to Matt, who smiles and waves at him*

Homicide: Ay! My problem with you, little Mattie Sydal, is that you a clean cut white boy who always wrestles by the book, you can never wrestle my hardcvore style, you ain't man enough for 187 ride or die, punk! BRRRRRATT! Hey, get off me, man!

*Security drags Homicide off as Sydal looks a sligbhtly irked at Homicide*

*The feed goes back to the arena as the opening of "Hartless" plays to a small amount of boos as Teddy Hart, TJ Wilson and Natalya back their friend Harry Smith, while all looking angry at the Japanese duo that owned them last week*

Angela: This contest is scheduled for one fall , and introducing first, representing The Hart Dynasty, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada...Harry Smith!

*Smith climbs to the ring while his two friends give him a bit if a pep talk*

*"What You Know" plays to a mild pop as KENTA Kobayashi walks out in his yellow and brown gear, flanked by his best friend and Downpour opponent, Naomichi Marufuji*

Angela: And his opponent, from Saitama, Japan...KENTA Kobayashi!

*KENTA slaps hands with the crowd before climbing the steps to the ring to crowd cheers as 'Fuji takes a seat over at the announce table, just as KENTA did in the previous week*

DDP: Hey, hey! The guy who can't speak English! What are you doing here?

Marufuji: *smiling* Hey hey! The guy who got beat up earlier! Why YOU here?

DDP: Well...it's just my job...*sniffle* I didn't mean to get beat up on the job!

*Page leans into Excalibur, who gives him a hug and says everything will be okay as the match starts*

*Bell rings*

The match starts up with a collar and elbow tie-up, in which Smith takes the advantage by using his strength to throw KENTA aside like a rag doll, followed by flexing his muscles to boos as The other members of The Hart Dynasty clap it up on the outside, but as the Canadian Bulldog takes his time posing, KENTA gets up and slaps Harry right in the face, then slaps him again, then gives about ten slaps back in forth in a matter of seconds which causes Smith to just roll out of the ring to the Hart Dynasty huddle, then KENTA flexes his muscles to big cheers and laughs*

Harry crawls back in the ring only for KENTA to swing a very dangerous foot at his head, causing him to roll back out of the ring and slap the mat in frustration, meanwhile, Marufuji-san has said nothing on commentary besides an occasional Japanese blurb, apparently using up his English quota for the day on DDP*

*Commercial break*

*A clip plays of what happened during the commercial break, with all 3 members on the outside distracting KENTA, allowing Harry Smith to run in from behind with a Saito Suplex*

*Currently, Harry has Kobayashi in a camel clutch, which causes the crowd to clap for him to fight out of it, which after about 30 seconds, he does! Getting to the bottom rope, causing Smith to break the hold. Harry isn't done though, as he lifts KENTA's legs up, and picks him up before throwing him backwards for an impressive looking german suplex variation, and scoots down KENTA's way for a cover...*

ONE!
TWO!

*Kickout just after two from Kobashi's student, which infuriates the former DH, and causes him to pick him up and deliver a huge backbreaker, before locking in a unique submission, pushing KENTA's chin back and screaming at the crowd while he does it, but not for long, as KENTA shoots out with a devastating kick to the side of Snith's head, making him let go and fall back some*

*DDP is going on about Marufuji and KENTA being Chinese, which Marufuji is selling as not understanding the "crazy man's" English, leaving Excalibur just to shake his head in shame*

*Back to the action, KENTA throat slashes signaling for his G2S, but when he gets the much larger man in the fireman's position, he can't find enough strength to throw him forward for the knee strike, causing Smith to fall on the Japan native's neck, followed by a sitting up and realizing what had happened, smiles to more boos in the crowd as he slaps TJ Wilson's hand on the outside before signaling for his dad's famous running powerslam to finish off this one*

*KENTA slowly makes his way up and gets caught with a kick to the gut, followed by some punches until he gets to a corner, then a chop to the chest drawing plenty of "WOO!s" from the crowd, before setting KENTA up on the top turnbuckle and giving another chop before setting him up in the running powerslam's hold before he takes off running, but KENTA slips out the backside, followed by a chop to the back of the head! As Smith groggily turns around, he's greeted with a similar slap combo as early in the match, only followed through with a roundhouse kick to his head, completing the KENTA Rush! Smith is brought down to both knees after the devastating combo and is close to out as KENTA yells out the crowd and slaps his knee before running to the opposite side of the ring, bouncing off the rope and delivering a huge BUSAIKU KNEE KICK~! right to the kneeling bulldog's face, followed by a cover without even hooking his legs*

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

*Bell rings*

Angela: The winner of this match...KENTA Kobayashi!

*KENTA raises his arm as his partner applauds and The rest of the Hart Dynasty roll into the ring just like last week, and just like last week, (with the roles reversed) Marufuji runs into the ring with a stell chair and runs the Dynasty off, but Harry starts to stand up straight after the Busaiku and gets clocked in the head again! This time by Marufuji and for no reason!*

*KENTA looks surprised and talks with Marufuji in Japanese about what he just did, while Teddy Hart grabs a mic while TJ Wilson and Natalya Neidhart drag their unconcious partner away*

Teddy: Hey! Hey! You two squinty eyed punks think you can just upstage THE HART DYNASTY!? I don't think it goes down like that, not where we come from. We think it's a joke that one of you two are gonna get to represent this company as the top Cruiserweight, light-heavyweight, whatever! So since you've already beaten our enforcer, why don't you two face me and TJ in a tag team match to see who the real champions are..?

*KENTA nods in the ring as Marufuji looks confused, Teddy Hart smiles and holds his arms out as "Hatless" blares over the speakers and the camera goes backstage to the infamous DWA Cafeteria as Elijah Burke walks out of the bathroom as he sees someone eating a salad with long brown hair and wearing a white jacket*

Burke: Hey, man...I know there are a lot of similarities between that Young Knockout Kid, and a man who's had more knockouts in the history of well...anybody! But let me tell you something, boy. I've come a long way from being a hype man for a "Bear", and even though we've been buddies in the past, and you and me? We are always gonna be tight, no matter what. So there should be no hard feelings come Downpour...when I knock you on your ugly butt! And knock that beard offa ya, and become the first ever Rush champion, alright? We cool?

Hero puts down the fork he was eating with the entire time and slowly takes a drink of water when he pulls down his jacket and turns around...to reveal a woman!?*

*Then Chris Hero walks into the scene as Elijah has a shocked look on his face and grabs the jacket from the woman and puts it on before kissing her cheek*

Hero: Thanks for holding my jacket, Jane! Just got me a burger from the food court. Oh, hey! Elijah, what's going on, man?

*The woman stands up, looking angry, brfore slapping Elijah in the face and walking off, after yelling, "The nerve!"*

Hero: Damn! What did you say to her?

*Burke has a ridiculous angered expression on his face, and looks at Chris*

Burke: That's really weak man...I can't believe you!

*Burke walks off disgusted as the crowd cheers and laughs*

Hero: *smiling* What? I just need my jacket!

*Hero smiles and laughs as he rubs his beard as we go to break

UP NEXT! THE MAIN EVENT, THE BUZOKU VS. THE DEEP DISHERS VS. TEAM PRICELESS TO GO TO DOWNPOUR!*

*commercial break*

*We are back with "Seperados" playing and The Buzoku making their way to the ring to a polite ovation as they slide into the ring and Ultimo Dragon and Dragon Kid whisper something into each other's ear*

*Bring The Noise" plays to a nice reaction as Colt Cabana and Ace Steel come out, looking more serious than usual, and without pizza, except Colt looks angry and holds a pizza cutter to the camera, yelling "slice Priceless!" before Steel grabs the cutter and breaks in half, revealing it being made of cardboard, Cabana looks quizzical, but they both slide into the ring smiling anyway*

*"Priceless" plays to the biggest reaction, but of boos as Ted Dibiase jr. and Cody Rhodes walk out, looking irritated they even have to compete in this match. Ignoring the fans and gettiing into the ring, Cody goes to the top and raises his arm while Dibiase junior points at him*

*The crowd goes near silence as Angela Fong steps into the center of the ring*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the last spot in the four corners match at Downpour to become the first ever DWA World Tag Team champs!

*Crowd pops*

Angela: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 336 pounds, from Aichi, Japan, Ultimo Dragon and Dragon Kid, the Buzoku!

*A nice pop as the dragons remove their capes and nod their heads*

Angela: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 448 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Ace Steel and Colt Cabana...The Deeeeeeeepppp Dishers!!!!

*The crowd gives a pretty big pop to the Chicagoans, as they clap up and point at themselves*

And their opponents...

*crowd boos*

at a combined weight of 433 pounds...Ted DIbiase jr. and Cody Rhodes, Team Priceless!

*Rhodes gets on the middle rope yelling at some fans as Angela Fong gets outta the ring and the ref rings the bell*

The match starts with Dibiase, Dragon Kid and Colt Cabana respectively, while their partners take positions in corners around the ring.

Things start off slowly, with a feeling out process of sorts, until Dragon Kid and Colt gang up on Dibiase in the unused corner, labeling him with punches and kicks respectively for what happened two weeks ago to the fans' enjoyment, before Cody yells at the two guys in the ring, before Cabana walks into it, getting into an argument with Dusty's boy, as DK keeps working on Ted and even delivering a springboard bulldog and hooking his leg before Cody yells and points "Hey! Hey!" causing Colt to turn back and break up the count at two and stomping on DK and giving him an immediate Cabanarama (cradle DDT) and then picking up Dibiase and running him across the ring and going for a lariat that Ted ducks under and comes back with a running elbow right to Colt's face, followed by a tag to Cody.

DDP: In this match, just like at Downpour, it's one fall to a finish, and you're only allowed to tag your own partner.

The match continues with Dibiase and Rhodes stalking Colt Cabana until he turns around to connect with a pair of dropkicks, that cause Cabana to roll to the apron, as he is across the ring from his partner Ace Steel.

Ted is forced out of the ring and Cody picks up where Ted left off, kicking Dragon Kid's ass in the corner, before running him into the ropes, and connecting with a running bulldog and getting up and taunting the crowd like a tool. He then signals for the end already, climbing to the top rope, and diving off with a completely awesome looking moonsault, only to miss by a mile and hold his chest crying in pain as DK laughs, before kicking Rhodes in the head. He ends up running over and tagging Ultimo in the match for a nice round of cheers as Ultimo hits a super kick immediately, followed by a leg sweep from DK that takes Rhodes to the ground, and Ultimo finishes with a rolling senton as Dragon Kid delivers a simultaneous leg drop, leading to an Ultimo cover.

ONE!
TWO!

*Broken up by Colt Cabana, as he pounds away at the back of Ultimo, before the ref pulls him away, he picks Rhodes up and runs him into the corner, before running Dragon into the corner who tries to somersault, except Cody moves, causing him to look like HBK and land back on his feet before turning right into...a Flying Asshole from Colt Cabana!

Excalibur: By God! The Flying Asshole! What a move!

Pin attempt by Cabana...

ONE!
TWO!

Broken up by Dibiase, who tagged in during the move, as the crowd starts to boo as he pounds away, while yelling insults at Colt and Ultimo, he then goes to the top rope, and then comes off with a bland looking double foot stomp to Ultimo which connects, but then Colt grabs him, and drives him on top of Ultimo with a powerbomb! Then he walks right over and tags Ace Steel in for the first time in the match non-chalantly. Then Ace proceeds to sprinboard and connect with a legdrop to Dibiase, and lifting Ted up in a fireman's carry, before dropping him with a Death Valley Driver. he then tags Cabana back in, who turns Ted over into the Billy Goat's Curse! (Reverse Walls of Jerico) as Steel locks in a seated chinlock that pops the crowd, Unfortanately for them, they are right next to the ropes, which Ted grabs. Ace lets go and immediately runs over and spears Cody Rhodes through the ropes and onto the floor!

"Chi-ca-go! Chi-ca-go!" chants fill the arena as Colt raises his arms with a big smile before letting loose, "hey-hey!", he then turns around and walks right into a spinning sole kick from Ultimo Dragon, and then he grabs Cabana, and delivers his patented Asai DDT only jumping over the rope and bouncing the back of Colt's head off the top rope and landing face first to the mat. He then jumps over the top rope, picks up Colt, and throws him to the outside, by the entrance ramp where Rhodes and Steel brawled around to, as Dibiase went to the other side of the ring looking for a tag, but nobody was there...

Ultimo points at Dragon Kid who gets into the ring as both of the Buzoku clap up a storm of cheers before Dragon Kid springboards to the top rope, before deliviring a HUGE corkscrew senton onto all of the participants on the outside as the crowd goes nuts and Ultimo smiles and cheers, as he shows how proud he is of his former student, until Ted Dibiase jr. sneaks up behind the Dragon, before locking in the Million Dollar Dream, before devastating him with his Dream Crusher legsweep, and then rolling Ultimo over and locking in the Billion Dollar Dream, (Seated Cobra Clutch) to boos, as everyone else in the match is laid out, which allows Ultimo to hang on for a good 38 seconds before finally tapping out...

*Bell rings*

Angela: And the winners of this match, and advancing to the Downpour four corners match, Cody Rhodes, and Ted Dibiase jr. Team...Priceless!

Excalibur: What a match that was! All three teams looked great and I think they all deserve a shot at those titles down the road.

DDP: As much as I don't like these punks...*readjusts his icebag* Aw screw it, my head hurts too much for me to acknowledge the silver spooners winning anything, so just take us out, buddy.

Excalibur: It's been a long night for us...so we're signing off, but we ain't through yet! Stay tuned for the very controversial, Chris Jericho bringing the first ever highlight reel to DWA! Featuring all 4 Main eventers for Downpour! We'll be right back, guys.

*A 5-way splitscreen of Jack Swagger, AJ Styles, Shelton Benjamin and Jimmy Jacobs, with Chris Jericho in the middle screen walking down the hall way leading into break...

UP NEXT...*

*Commercial break*

*The show comes back to a shot of the ring with couches, equipment, and the brand new Jeri-tron 8000 as...

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"Break The Walls Down" plays to a ton of boos as Chris Jericho walks out strutting and flexing his muscles before shooing away the crowd and walking into the ring, before grabbing a mic*

Jericho: Welcome to...Fusion IS Jericho!!!

*crowd shows their disapproval*

Jericho: Alright, alright, nobody wants to hear a bunch of drunk turdfaces anyway.

*Jericho grins as the crowd boos very heavily at the former Y2J*

Jericho: So here's how we're gonna do it...my guests know who they are, and you know who they are, so everybody...come on out!

...

*"GET READY TO FLY!" blares out to a huge amount of cheers as possibly the favorite to win the match, AJ Styles walks out in street clothes, wearing his DWA Merchandised T-shirt and high fiving a lot of his fans, before getting into the ring and doing his usual taunt while looking at CJ all the way*

...

"Welcome to the Black Parade" plays out to mostly boos as a smiling Jimmy Jacobs walks out in a fancy looking shirt and tight jeans as he walks out and points to a few fans who are cheering him, before he climbs into the ring and looks more serious at two of his enemies, as he chills on one of the couches.*

*"Get On Your Knees" plays as a smiling "All-American American" walks out in a custom suit to all boos and does a few push ups before getting in the ring and shaking hands with Jericho to more boos, while he points at his smiling face*

*"Ain't No Stoppin' Me" plays to a pop almost as big as AJ's, as "The Gold Standard" of DWA Shelton Benjamin walks out in wrestling gear and wearing his new DWA shirt, which some of the crowd are already wearing too! Shelton slaps a few hands before jumping onto the apron and popping into the ring to mlore cheers as he bumps fists with AJ and looks sternly at Chris Jericho, who starts to speak after the music gets cut.*

Jericho: Gentlemen! I'm glad you all came, and i'll get to you all individually in just a sec, but you see, as a collective, I wanna know...how does it feel to know you 4 are the first ever Main event in DWA Pay-per-view history, and one of you will be the first ever world champion, and yet everyone who orders the show will be paying to see...my match?

*The crowd boos, as the camera pans to AJ, who looks slightly insulted.*

AJ: You know, Chris...you may be right. I hate to say it, but the most satisfying moment of Downpour probably won't be the crowning of the first ever champion...with what you've done and how you act, I bet most of the fans are clamoring, CLAMORING, to see Matt Hardy take you out!

*The crowd cheers loudly, as Jericho looks irked*

Jericho:...Next topic...You see, as a former world champion, I know that you're the only one who knows what it's like to be at the top of the mountain in this match, and my question to you, AJ...is how does it feel to go down as the smallest and weakest, and biggest hick of a world champ in history!?

AJ: Very funny, Chris-

*Shelton steps forward and interrupts AJ*

Shelton: You know what, Chris? I think everyone here doesn't wanna listen to you and your third grade insults, AJ beat you last week, i've beat you before, the guy on the couch could beat you, even...*turns to Swagger and makes a weird arm motion* this...gorilla looking guy, could beat you.

*Swagger was smiling before, and as soon as Shelton said that, he looked surprised and angry*

Jack: What the hell are you talking about, Benjamin? You know what? I think I could use my "gorilla" arms and tear you limb from limb like the flamingo you look like with that ridiculous hair you've got.

*Jimmy Jacobs pops off of the couch and gets between everybody*

Jacobs: Come on now, guys. There is no use arguing and trying to get yourself over with whoever the hell you are trying to get yourself over with, whether it be your "momma" *pointing at Shelton, who looks annoyed*, your speech teacher *pointing at Swagger, who looks a little distressed*, or your wife who happens to be your third cousin *pointing at AJ, who looks pissed*.

*The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Jacobs, until Jericho gets in his face*

Jericho: What right do you have to talk down to anybody? They've all been to the biggest stage, you couldn't even cut it in the minor leagues, signing you was one of the reasons why that ignoramous doesn't deserve to run a company. I mean, seriously, who are you? Nobody knows anything about you except you look like you like the guy version of "pie". *doing a ridiculous Rock impersonation voice that sounds more like Hank Hill*

*Jacobs looks down and smiles slightly*

Jimmy: Chris, all you need to know about me is...

*Jacobs pulls out his personal railroad spike and points it at Jericho, who sells shock and rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp as Jacobs climbs up to the middle rope as the crowd pops for the dangerous weapon being aimed at Jericho*

Jacobs: I am not afraid of anybody on this planet!

*The crowd starts to boo as Jack Swagger hits a cheap shot on Shelton out of nowhere, knocking him outta the ring in a hurry, before AJ runs to attack Swagger, who ducks and lets AJ run into Jacobs as they both fly over the top rope and start brawling on the outside, along with Shelton, who got involved in the brawl somehow.

Meanwhile as Jericho stands in the middle of the ramp smiling at all the mayhem, the crowd pops louder than it has all night, as Matt Hardy runs from backstage and clobbers Jericho from behind, and Jericho starts punching and brawling back as the crowd is going crazy and chanting "DWA!' as Hardy and Jericho brawl into the crowd and seemingly all over and into it, giving fans their moneys worth of a close-up and all hell is breaking loose in Denver.

But the camera shifts to the 3 guys outside the ring brawling and back to Swagger, who is the lone wolf in the ring, as he takes off his suit jacket, and picks up one of the couches that was apart of the Highlight Reel set and with an angry look, throws it over the ring and nails his 3 Downpour opponents, leaving them KO'd and under a couch on the outside.*

*The crowd boos as Swagger's theme plays and he points to the ground and mouths the words to it, as the show ends with him standing tall...with a BIG smile on his face*

*Show ends*



Confirmed Downpour Card:

Roderick Strong vs. Sean O'Haire

Chris Jericho vs. Matt Hardy

Homicide vs. Matt Sydal

DWA Womens Title Match: Alissa Flash vs. Gail Kim

DWA Tag Team Title 4 Corners Match: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Hybrid Dolphins vs. Beer Money vs. Team Priceless

DWA Light Heavyweight Title Match: KENTA Kobayashi vs. Naomichi Marufuji

DWA Rush Title Match: Chris Hero vs. Elijah Burke

DWA World Title Fatal-4-Way match: "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. "The All-American American" Jack Swagger vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Shelton Benjamin​

 

[Hometown Kid]

DWA Fusion
Honda Center in Anaheim, California
Attendance: SOLD OUT 17, 608

*Fusion opening*

*The camera zooms around the arena and scans over the raucus crowd as water sprinkles over the stage until...*

*"If I Was Your Vampire" plays to a ton of boos as Marilyn Manson walks out scowling and wearing, in a surprise to nobody, a ridiculous amount of makeup and leather, before getting into the ring slowly and grabbing a microphone and waiting out the jeers*

Manson: Shut up! Shut up! I could care less what you ingrates think of me!

*boos aplenty*

Now, I don't wanna waste any more time in this "pond" than I have to so let me get down to business. In just two days, we are going to have DWA's first ever pay-per-view, Downpour. And on that show, we are going to crown the first ever DWA...World Champion.

*crowd pops*

And I just want to inform you cretons, the four men in that match have been informed to head to Seattle, as they all have the night off.

*Manson smiles a sick smile as the crowd gives him heat*

But they will still make their presence felt, as I made the main event tonight, that each competitor has chosen a women's wrestler to represent them, in a Downpour preview fatal 4 way...

*crowd gives a mixed reaction as Manson looks tired*

And furthermore, I-

*"A Victim, A Target" plays to a nice response as Roderick Strong walks out in his T-shirt and holding a mic*

Manson:...Who the hell do you think you are to interrupt me? Do you realize what i'm capable of!?

*The crowd oohs a little as Roddy stands at the top of the ramp*

Strong: What are ya gonna do? Cast a spell on me, Harry Potter?

*The crowd cheers loudly and starts a "Roddy! Roddy!" chant as Manson walks back and forth looking very upset*

Manson: What? What did you come out here for!?

Strong: You know, Manson...it's just I heard you talking about the title match and I realized...i'm in a match with O'Haire and i've already beat him twice.

*The crowd pops as Strong smiles*

Strong: And I say, scratch that and lets give the fans what they really want...a REAL wrestler as the world champ.

*The crowd keeps up, but then turns to boos as Sean O'Haire runs from the back and clobbers Roddy with a lariat to the back of the head, followed by punches and stomps from O'Haire while Manson looks overjoyed at the turn of events*

*O'Haire is yelling wildly as in a repeat of what he did to Kenny King last week, he slams Roderick into the stage, before giving him a jumbo sized super kick to his jaw, effectively laying him out*

*O'Haire poses as the crowd lays tons of heat onto him and Manson applauds, O'Haire starts to walk away, but turns around and stares at the prone body for a few seconds before rushing over and tearing his new shirt off of his body and tossing it aside to more boos. Followed by Sean O'Haire picking Roderick's unconscious body up into a military press and walking to the edge of the stage*

Manson: Wait a minute! There's a match in two days! Don't do it!

*Sean just smiles as the crowd goes into an uproar and an aerial camera goes over to get a good shot as O'Haire turns sideways and...HITS THE PROPHECY ON RODERICK STRONG, THROWING HIM OFF THE STAGE!!!*

*Strong crashes down through two tables and tons of wires as sparks start flying everywhere and stage hands are scrambling and calling for help as Sean holds two fingers up and starts laughing maniacally, before going to the ring for his match, leaving everyone in a stunned silence*

*Commercial break*

*The show returns with Sean O'Haire in the ring, looking proud of himself as the camera switches to Excalibur and DDP at ringside*

DDP: I...i'm speechless.

Excalibur: Well, that's definitely a first, but I wish it was under happier circumstances. Just...oh.

*A replay airs of Roderick Strong getting Prophecied off the stage, followed by "during the break" of Strong getting taken away on a stretcher*

DDP: That kid had a lot of potential, a-and we might have just seen his career get ended, by this maniac.

Excalibur: Well i'm not gonna say anything, I don't want that psychopath to come over here again or he might throw us, or more importantly ME off the stage next!

*"ANDERSON!" blares to a decent pop as Ken Anderson walks out gulping and staring over at the broken tables and debris at the end of the stage before slowly getting into the ring and grabbing the house mic and not taking his eyes off of O'Haire in the corner*

Anderson: *holding his hand up at O'Haire* Whoa, whoa...whoa..well after what we just saw, I can definitely say that i'm gonna keep the intro a little short tonight, because...well, there's only one thing that I can say...

*As soon as Ken gets those words out, he throws the microphone and hits O'Haire in his head to big cheers and knocking him into the bottom corner. Anderson runs over and starts stomping away as the bell rings*

The match starts with the former Kennedy stomping away before Earl Hebner yells at him and pulls him off at a count of two. Anderson throws his arms up as Sean slowly pulls himself up and Ken goes back in and pulls back for an irish whip that O'Haire is just too strong to get pulled for. Anderson pulls back a little harder and this time O'Haire grabs the rope and starts smiling, until Anderson connects with a bicycle kick to his arm that draws a scream and allows Ken to pull him in, until KA turns it around and whips O'Haire right into a high impact drop toe hold into the second turnbuckle, transitioned smoothly right into a russian leg sweep, that gets the crowd going before Anderson makes a tight cover, hooking a leg and using his leg on the other.

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout just after two by Sean O'Haire, which prompts Anderson to lock on a tight headlock, and wrenching his head back before lifting his arm and pointing to the fans who yell "Anderson!" in appreciation, as Ken puts his foot on the ropes for extra leverage as the sneaky blonde is known to bend the rules his way, even as a fan favorite.

DDP: Well i've gotta say, I thought we were in for a massacre, but Anderson has not only has held his own, he's dominating the match!

Excalibur: He's brought out everything against a proven lunatic, and he may be on the verge of an upset here.

Just as the announcers praise him, O'Haire turns the tables and starts to get up fairly easily, and lifts Anderson all the way into a fireman's carry position, before swinging the loudmouth into a DDT before sitting up and smiling to lots of boos. O'Haire immediately mounts Anderson and beating the hell out of him with stiff lefts and rights while the referee tries to pull him off unsuccessfully as Sean just keeps going wild up until a count of five, but right when he turns around to DQ O'Haire, the Southern native turns around and points, "Hey! Not again!" which causes Earl Hebner to nearly wet himself and forget about that disqualification. O'Haire just smiles and picks Ken Anderson up into another fireman's carry, but Ken slips out just to deliver a devastating low blow! That Earl Hebner just happened to miss due to him "checking the turnbuckle". The arrogant blonde then turns around and hooks Sean O'Haire's arm and leg and delivers his signature Mic Check! Before hooking the leg as the crowd counts along with the ref!

ONE!

TWO!

THR-

Kickout by O'Haire at the last second! The crowd begins to cheer for Anderson as he looks flabbergasted, picking O'Haire up...until O'Haire no-sells the effects of the Mic Check and lifts Anderson up into a military press, before quickly dropping down and delivering a devastating Prophecy! Anderson is shaking as Sean makes the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

O'Haire lifts up his opponents head before the three and smiles a sick smile drawing Manson-like heat. O'Haire picks Ken Anderson's lifeless body into the all too familiar fireman's carry and...climbing the top rope backwards and screaming at the top of his lungs before doing a flip and devastating Ken further with a rolling fireman's carry slam from the top rope! Sean non-chalantly makes a cover after the move.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

*Bell rings*

DDP: This man is on a path of destruction right now, and I don't know if there's a man alive bad enough to stop him!

Excalibur: Chuck Norris could.

DDP:...

*Sean O'Haire stands tall as "Come On" plays to lots of crowd heat*

*commercial break*

*The screen is backstage as Alissa Flash is walking looking very sexy in a white wrestling gear, except her ribs are taped from the injuries she suffered at the hands of Gail Kim at the Downpour contract signing last week*

*Alissa smiles as she sees a locker room with "CanAsian connection" written on the nameplate. She then sees it's cracked a bit and peeks inside a split second before ducking behind a corner and going "Yes!" silently and shushing at the camera, and grabbing a roll of duct tape before walking into the room and locking the door behind her*

*The feed then cuts to a pretape, showing a bunch of little kids playing baseball and a rather large, rather pale man in a baseball hat and cheering on his team before turning to the camera*

Sheamus: Aye, i'm Sheamus O'Shaunessy. I'm here at my local park, coaching for me little league team. Those kids o'er there? They're all orphans. And I donate my tyime to teach them the proper ways of life. The lessons I learned in jolly Ireland. I was a choir boy when I was a wee boy, and so are they.

*Sheamus turns around and claps as one of the kids slides into home plate and winning the game for the team! He immediately high fives Sheamus and thanks his coach.*

Sheamus: See? It warms me heart to see these kids smile and get to be happy. Do any of you do this? Do any of you heathans care? No! That's because ye all lack the core family values I have. But quite frankly you all sicken me too much to address further for now. Right now I have some ice cream to buy for me boys.

*The screen fades to black and a photo of SOS with his team with a trophy and all smiling as "Too Many Lies" plays the segment out*

*"Passion" by Hikaru Utada plays as Naomichi Marufuji and KENTA walk out to cheers teaming together for the first time in years, slapping a few hands before sliding into the ring and bumping fists and staring at the entrance ramp*

Angela: This tag match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Saitama, Japan, weighing in at a combined weight of 365 pounds...The Takeover!

*"Hartless" plays to some small boos as TJ Wilson, Teddy Hart, Harry Smith, and Natalya Neidhart walk down the ramp looking angry...angry in pink.*

Angela: And from Calgary, Canada weighing in at a combined weight of 390 pounds and representing The Hart Dynasty...TJ Wilson and Teddy Hart!

*TJ Wilson and KENTA get on the apron as the bell rings*

*Bell rings*

The match starts off as most people would expect with some fast paced action with Teddy running in with a quick switcharoo and attempting a German suplex that Marufuji-san flips back out of, followed by charging toward the prone Hart who counters with a monkey flip sending him crashing hard on his back. Marufuji immediately gets up holding his back, only to get hit with a stiff low dropkick to his knees, causing him to cry out in pain and roll around, as KENTA looks worried 20 seconds into the match. Teddy drags Naomichi to his corner while stomping on his legs, and tags in TJ Wilson, then locks Marufuji's legs in a Crab position, before slingshotting him against the top rope, sending him directly into a roundhouse kick to the head by TJ! Marufuji is wobbling a bit as he crawls to the middle rope mid-ring, Wilson notices and jumps over the top rope, only to slingshot back over and deliver a devastating leg drop to Naomichi's head that shoots him back to the center of the ring, causing TJ to saunter his way into the ring and pose a bit to draw some boos from the crowd before locking on an ankle lock that causes Marufuji to scream out in pain. KENTA gets on the middle rope to motivate and cheer on his partner, as the crowd starts to chant for Marufuji as he crawls slowly to the ropes, Just inches away he is, but right in that moment TJ Wilson starts to laugh and pull him away back to the middle of the ring, Just then, KENTA jumps up and gets a little too overzealous, causing the referee Scott Dickinson to go to his corner to calm him down. Just then though, Teddy Hart runs into the ring and applies an ankle lock to the other leg, while TJ Wilson threatens to break both of the Jap's ankles.

DDP: Now these 2nd generation punks are blatantly breaking the rules!

Excalibur: Damn straight! They learned how to cheat from the best! How could you keep that much rule-breaking knowledge to yourself?

DDP: Right.

Meanwhile, all of TJ's screaming makes the ref turn around and catch The Hart Dynasty red handed! The crowd cheers as they both let go of the ankle lock and point at KENTA, before the ref gets Hart to go back on the outside. Then TJ Wilson talks it over with Hart to calm him down, before turning around right into Naomichi, who reaches under TJ's right leg, before throwing him backwards with a capture suplex. TJ gets up to a wobbly Marufuji who is holding his leg in major pain. Wilson charges at him and throws a punch that gets caught and trapped around his own leg by Marufuji who then hits a very effective Dragon screw that gets the crowd and Marufuji pumped up, who's showing his fighting spirit and signalling for the end! Marufuji ends up getting TJ in a three quarter facelock, and running towards the corner, but instead of starting the rope walk, his legs just give out and he slides to the 2nd corner, which leads to a dropkick from Wilson that leaves them both down and on the ground as the crowd starts chanting for "KENTA! KENTA!"...

The two warriors are each crawling to their respective partners, looking for help. They each inch their way over until...until...KENTA MAKES THE TAG and the crowd erupts! Teddy Hart makes his tah as well but gets caught with a clothesline, followed by a spin kick to the gut and a big enziguri that knocks him back to his own corner. Hart looks angry and immediately tags in TJ Wilson who looks a bit surprised at the tag and causes him to look at Teddy, until KENTA grabs him and throws him over the ropes and delivering a thunderous chop leading to "WHOO!"s all over the place. TJ almost instinctively hits an enziguri that knocks KENTA to the ground and silences the crowd.

Sensing his team is in control, Teddy Hart runs across the ring and climbs the top rope to where Marufuji is just getting to his feet and surrounded by Harry Smith and Natalya Neidhart. Then Teddy leaps off and does the Shooting Star Press! And Naomichi grabs Harry and pulls him into the line of fire and leaving the Hart Dynasty out on the floor! Meanwhile, TJ Wilson and KENTA stagger up at the same time, but KENTA delivers a boot to TJ's jaw, and points at Marufuji, and then the top rope. Marufuji seems to understand and crawls to the apron on his knees, says a bit of a prayer and unsteadily makes his way to the top, while Kobayashi lifts Wilson onto the top turnbuckle and facing the crowd. Naomichi Marufuji barely makes it to a standing positioning...before doing the cutthroat motion! He then grabs Wilson's head, and jumps backwards, but can't get all the boost he wants due to the injured legs, leaving him upside down in midair not being able to execute the Shiranui.

DDP & Excalibur: OH MY GOD!

Just then KENTA gets to the corner and pulls TJ Wilson down with a powerbomb combined with the Shiranui! KENTA then jacknifes over and holds the pin.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

*Bell rings and "Passion" plays*

*The crowd goes apeshit as Marufuji and KENTA raise their arms in relief and victory*

Angela: And the winner of the match, KENTA Kobayashi and Naomichi Marufuji!

DDP: If that doesn't excite you about these two having a match then my God, what will!?

Excalibur: The match was great, no doubt. And now the two men in the ring are going to go on and in my opinion could steal Downpour!

DDP: Come on, man. Just because they're Chinese doesn't make them thieves.

Excalibur: *Facepalms* Anyway, give it up to The Hart Dynasty! They were a tough challenge for The Takeover, and they damn near pulled the upset off.

DDP: They suck.

*Commercial break - Don't miss DWA Co-GM Marilyn Manson on 60 Minutes this Sunday! Right before the PPV for an exclusive interview!*

*Fusion returns with Marilyn Manson pacing in his office, drawing boos*

Manson: Dammit! There goes one of the most anticipated matches on Downpour, thanks to that...O'Haire!

*The crowd boos at the thought of the shocking angle earlier*

Manson: I have to cover this up somehow...

*A knock is heard at the door and Ken Anderson brazenly walks in to a decent pop.*

Manson: Oh...what do you want?

Anderson: Well, "Manson", I heard you needed a match at Downpour now that Roddy got chucked off the stage. And...i'm your man.

*Manson makes a disgusted scowl*

Manson: You? You haven't even won a single match since being here! You're not worth it you piece of feces.

*The crowd boos as Anderson chuckles*

Anderson: Hey, lets just cut the crap, err...feces. I know i'm winless, and quite frankly...i'm a bit depressed. I'm doubting my own abilities, man.I really really really really REALLY! Wanna challenge for Downpour.

Manson: You...are so full of crap!...feces. But here's how it's gonna go, Anderson...If you want to be on this show, you're...wait, who do you wanna face anyway?

Anderson: Welll I was thinking...I want to face this guy who I really can't stand, right? He's got this huge mouth, ugly as hell and dispite a few...miniscule accomplishments, he's nowhere near Mr. Anderson's level.

Manson: No, no no! We cannot have wrestlers fighting announcers again!

Anderson: No, stupid! I'm not talking about Dallas Page, at Downpour I think it should be...mono e mono, for the first time, one on one...Mr. Anderson...vs...Marilyn Manson!

Manson: What!?

*The crowd goes crazy as Manson immediately goes into an angry state*

Manson: You have got a mouth as big as these people's stomachs.

*The crowd boos*

Manson: You know...how about this, when we roll into Seattle, you're gonna be in a match alright, and there will be a Downpour...and for you, it's going to be, sink or swim, because whoever loses the match...IS FIRED!

*crowd boos*

Anderson: What!? That is insane! Who am I facing?

Manson: Whatever other loser craves the spotlight...it's an open challenge. Now get out!

*Anderson slowly walks out of the office looking dejected, as he comes across Ross Jordan walking up to him in the hallway, clapping and laughing right in Ken's face...Anderson throws a backslap RJ's way that immediately gets caught, and reciprocated with a kick to the balls that the crowd "oohs" at and Anderson slinks to the ground as Ross Jordan walks away.*

DDP: Ha ha! Serves him right!

Excalibur: Well, regardless of that, Mr. Ken's bad luck seems to continue, and in two days, his career is on the line!

*Just then, the cameraman spots Chris Hero coming out of the bathroom and walking into the cafeteria down the hall. The cameraman moves down and follows Hero standing there eyeing at a figure with beaded hair wearing a black "The Experience" jacket concealing the front of him*

Hero: *laughing quietly* Is he serious? I just did this last week!

*Chris then walks up to the person smiling*

Hero: You see...I know that sometimes things are not what they appear. and even though one would expect my esteemed opponent to be sitting here, I know that we have a fabulous looking lady, who I know will accept my offer to my victory celebration after I win the Rush title, and we can have a little overtime and i'll have you screaming "Chris is Awesome!" All night long...

*Just then, Elijah Burke comes out of the food court, and picks up his jacket smiling*

Hero: Ha! I knew it! I knew you were gonna try to get me back! But you can't fool me, I know when a girl is around, dog. It's in my DNA.

Burke: What are you talkin' about, brother? There ain't no girls here.

*The figure turns around revealing himself to be a muscular midlle aged black man with a nametag that says “Jerome, which pops the crowd and causes Hero’s eyes to go wide*

Jerome: What the hizzell is yo problem boy!?

Hero: Well, wait a second, man! I can explain, really. This is all just like a mistake or something!

*Jerome mulls over what he is about to say next and then…decks Chris Hero right in the jaw, knocking him to the ground!*

*The crowd gives a mixed reaction due to liking the segment, but liking Hero too as “Jeromeâ€￾ walks off*

Jerome: Men likin’ men ‘round here…

Burke: Damn! What did you say to him, man?

Hero: *rubbing his jaw* You know…that was overboard, man. This Sunday, I’ll get you back for this, I’ll knock you out!

*Hero looks angry and scurries away as Elijah just looks at him and is like “Come on, manâ€￾ with a big smile*

*Commercial Break:

Interviewer: So after your shocking debut in the wrestling world, the question on everyone’s mind is…why do you dress like a woman all the time?

*Manson looks at the camera intently like a douchebag*

This Sunday on 60 Minutes!

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*Back from the break…

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*â€￾Break Down The Wallsâ€￾ plays as fireworks shoot off and the crowd immediately starts booing, as Chris Jericho comes walking out in Lime colored gear, strutting like he owns the place, while yelling “Don’t touch me!â€￾ To fans looking for high fives in the crowd.*

Angela: From Winnipeg, Canada, weighing in at 227 pounds…Chris Jerichooo.

*Jericho poses on the ring apron for a little bit, then gets in the ring and takes the mic from Angela Fong and glares to the crowd.*

Jericho: You know...the past few weeks i've had a big...fat thorn in my side! Now I know all of you shallow minded hippies here in California aren't smart enough to understand, so i'll guess i'll just have to use a visual aide, so monkeys! You know what to do. Roll the footage!

*A video begins to play on the titantron, showing the problems over the last few weeks between Jericho and Matt Hardy, with Hardy and Jericho arguing in the 4 man tag team match on episode 1, Jericho locking the Walls of Jericho on Matt after their "tag" match the next week, and Matt Hardy attacking Chris in the aftermath of the highlight reel"*

*Back to Jericho, who's not a happy camper after seeing all that.*

Jericho: Now you see!? "Fat" Hardy is an abomination to this company, and I am going to have to wipe his slate clean so he will finally differentiate himself from all of you gelatinous jackasses.

*The crowd boos heavily at Chris.*

Jericho: I know you get to hide behind a tag partner, and that's exactly what you should stick to in your pathetic little career! But unfortunately for you, fat...tonight I won't have a partner like you that will lose the match for me. My guy, is better than all of you hypocritical Americans...so give it up for CIMA, everybody!

*"I! LIKE! COLAAAA!" blares over the speakers to a small amount of boos as CIMA comes jogging out of the entrance tunnel (sans glasses) and slides into the ring before running against the ropes and low fives Jericho before bowing in thanks, and taking the mic.*

CIMA: Har..dy...

*CIMA then begins a promo in Japanese for about 20 seconds that gives him some decent heat until he's interrupted by, "OH YEAH!" and "Live For The Moment" as Matt Hardy and Hernandez coming out and slapping hands looking serious as they slide into the ring and jaw with Jericho before Rudy Charles backs Hernandez and Jericho into their corners and rings the bell.*

*Bell rings*

Things start off with CIMA and Matt Hardy going into a collar-and-elbow tie up, leading to a go-behind by CIMA, countered by Hardy into a go-behind that he transitions into a headlock...followed by a snapmare, and Matt locks on another headlock for a few seconds that CIMA quickly slips out of and then gets Matt into a headlock of his own, then he proceeds to bounce him against the ropes and send Hardy running, then CIMA makes an impressive leap over the ducking Hardy and on the turn around by the running Matt and looks for a "lights out" kick to the head, that Matt avoids by baseball sliding under the Asian warrior's'leg, and rolling him up quickly, but CIMA reverses the roll, causing CIMA and Hardy to go to a standing position that allows CIMA to nail a one handed bulldog, then grabbing his leg and posing for a bit and stomping it a couple of times and dragging him to his corner and tagging Jericho who lays into Hardy with a barrage of stomps and yelling "Do you know who I am!?" to a chorus of boos. He then picks him up and delivers a chop to Matt's chest. (WOO!) Before running him against the ropes and looking for a clothesline that Hardy ducks and counters with a Thesz press on Jericho followed by some punches that get the crowd riled up, before Hardy jumps up and starts going crazy! As soon as Chris groggily gets up Hardy gives him a solid kick to his growing gut and looking for a Twist of Fate, except the former “Y2Jâ€￾ pushes away and scurries to his corner before tagging CIMA in again that draws great heat from the crowd.

CIMA walks in and looks to feel out Matt, that the irked Matt just responds to with a big right hand to his face, followed by another right, then Hardy spins around looking for a discus punch that connects and knocks CIMA on his ass. Hardy then picks up CIMA before whipping him into his own corner, followed by an immediate high impact clothesline and a bulldog driving him to the mat. Hardy then scurries up to the middle rope soaking up the crowd cheers and tagging in the fresh Hernandez before “AHHH!!!â€￾ and dual V1s go up, before connecting with his signature legdrop to the Japanese veteran.

Hernandez, who is standing on the corner as Hardy rolls out of the ring, waits like a predator for CIMA to get up looking incredibly dazed…then slingshots over the rope and delivers a big time shoulder block that destroys him and hypes the crowd, followed by Super-Mex popping up and hyping the crowd some more as Jericho looks worried.

*Commercial Break*

*A video pops up showing what happened during the break including CIMA hitting a spin kick from the top rope, Jericho in and hitting a low blow on Hernandez while the ref was distracted, and CIMA hitting a frog splash for a two count.*

The scene returns as DDP and Excalibur discuss whether being Mexican hurts his ability to fight a Japanesemen and CIMA delivering a flurry of kicks capped off by a sprinboard back elbow to Hernandez followed by a cover.

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout by the strongest man in DWA, sending CIMA in the air, as Hernandez sits up and wobbles a bit in the standing position as CIMA quickly stands on the apron and springboards off the top rope and lands on Super-Mex’s back that doesn’t take the big man down! Just then though, CIMA locks in the Cerebro lock and tries to crush the big man’s head with his vice grip! He holds it on for a few seconds and drops Hernandez down to his knees as the crowd chants for the the Mexican superstar to recover…CIMA holds it in for just over a minute, before letting go and signaling for the end…and then Chris Jericho illegally enters the ring and runs across to hit the springboard dropkick on Matt Hardy that draws big boos. The ref gets in his face as CIMA tries to lift Hernandez up for his Schwein finisher, Hernandez proves too strong and counters with the Americana driver out of nowhere and gets the crowd on their feet!

Meanwhile Jericho acts like he’s going to go to his corner peacefully, before picking the out of it Hernandez up and nailing the Codebreaker! And sliding out of the ring and smiling to a chorus of boos. But those jeers turn to cheers as Matt Hardy runs around the corner and throws Jericho and himself over the guard barrier into the crowd that sends the fans to an uproar and just like last week the two continue to fight through the crowd!

The camera returns to the ring though as Hernandez is out cold, flat on his back as CIMA pulls himself up and climbs to the top rope slowly selling the effects of the Americana driver, but he makes it up intact and leaps off delivering two knees right into Hernandez’s chest and hitting the Meteora! A pin attempt soon follows as the crowd are still enamored by Hardy/Jericho fighting up the stands.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

*Bell rings*

Angela: And the winners of the match, Chris Jericho and CIMA (pronounced “Shimaâ€￾ btw).

*CIMA justs sits in the bottom corner as Jericho and Hardy brawl their way all the way backstage and out of the crowd’s sight leading to boos at CIMA and Jericho’s win as “I Like Colaâ€￾ plays over the speakers*

DDP: And that punk Chris Jericho and CIMA steal one tonight on Friday Night Fusion.

Excalibur: What a great match! It’s too bad it had to be overshadowed by Hardy and Jericho brawling around the arena for the second week in a row and probably spilling more than a few people’s beer and sushi. Lets just hope those people don’t return to the building with a 45.

*We then go to a video package, this time showing various highlights of the Motor City Machine Guns, Hybrid Dolphins, Beer Money Inc., and Team Priceless, all holding titles across the span of their careers, then centers on “American Dolphinâ€￾ Bryan Danielson sitting alone in a dark room with Sara Del “Dolphinâ€￾ Ray and “Dolphin Masterâ€￾ Paul London nowhere to be seen*

Bryan: I am…Bryan Danielson. And I’ve been called the best wrestler in the world all throughout my career I’ve gained the respect of fans and peers alike.

*More clips of the other teams in the Four corners match at Downpour splice into the video*

Bryan: And you would think that would all be enough for me…but it isn’t. You see, there was a time when I went to the biggest company in the world, WWE. I got cascaded with money, title shots, fame, and all that stuff. But deep down inside, I knew…I knew I had sold out.

*Clips now of Danielson standing in a big arena with a ton of people, then the people all disappear, leaving Danielson alone in a ring.*

Bryan: *sigh* I knew what I was doing, it was just to protect my future! But it just kept eating away at me that there were things I hadn’t accomplished…unfinished business if you will. So I told them…I want to win every title, and if I can’t do that! Just release me…and certain people stuck their noses in and got me out…

*Video goes to Danielson leaving a big arena with his gym bags*

Bryan: So I came here, and some thought I had sold out again…and truthfully, the owner of this company came up to me and said he would award me the title day one if I wanted it. But I don’t do things that way. This time, I needed friends with me. I wanted to do the one thing I’ve never done…win tag team titles.

*Suddenly Paul London and Del Ray stepped out of the darkness as Danielson stands up.*

Bryan: So this Sunday…Sabin…Roode…Storm…DiBiase…Shelley…Rhodes…this Sunday, The Hybrid Dolphins, may sound like a silly name to you. But there won’t be any buying titles, no hockey teams, no crap. Bryan Danielson and Paul London stop jokin’ around at Downpour, and I consider my quest in this business…complete.

*The video starts playing “Brick by Boring Brickâ€￾ over more clips of the teams hitting finishers of people, then return to the black room the Hybrid Dolphins were in, only empty*

*The sound exits out to cheering fans as Gail Kim walks into the Connection locker room, only it is empty as well.*

Gail: Jade..? You were supposed to be in here by now…

*Just then, Kim notices an old school VHS tape laying on the table, with “To Gailâ€￾ written on it*

Gail: This is getting weird, we have a tape player in this locker romm? Damn, this company is cheap!

*Gail puts the tape into the player on the TV, and after a few seconds, it shows Alissa Flash sitting on top of a table, apparently in the parking lot, smiling widely.*

Gail: Oh my God, no…

Alissa: Gail, Gail, Gail…last week, you went over the line at our contract signing. I knew that a brawl was probably going to come about, but then you took it too far and put me through a table with a chair leg drop that busted up my ribs and almost took me out of action…almost.

*Alissa’s smile turns upside down as she reminisce’s over the altercation as Gail looks on annoyed*

Alissa: But see..as I came in today, seeing as I’m going to beat you at Downpour for the Women’s title and become the first ever champion, I really thought I should do something to you to show that I’m ready this Sunday, get you so upset that you will lose your focus Sunday, not that I need help. So…

*The camera pans out to show Jade Chung under Flash’s feet, with her body mummified head to mouth in duct tape, and sporting a small cut on her cheek and a black eye.*

Gail: Oh no…crap!

*Alissa Flash smiles again before picking Jade up by the throat and holding her on her feet roughly.*

Alissa: Just to let you know, Kim…When you mess with The Future Legend…you get wiped from history.

*Flash then lifts Chung up and choke bombs Jade Chung through the table and onto the concrete! And then Flash non-chalanty struts to her sports car and opens the door before smiling to the camera*

Alissa: See ya Sunday, Gail.

*Flash laughs and gives the wink and the gun before getting in her car and driving off as the tape goes blue.*

*Gail grabs the VCR and throws it against the wall and rushes to the parking lot as we go to commercial*

*Commercial Break – Bury the castle, bury the castle~*

*The show goes back to the ring with “5150â€￾ playing in the background and the fans booing*

DDP: Disgusting actions from Alissa Flash, nearly destroying an innocent bystander in her rivalry with Gail Kim. This is why Sara should have been in the match!

Excalibur: Are we gonna go through this every week? Damn you! But speaking of disgusting, this filthy Mexican’s actions bring this company to a new low, along with his smell.

*â€￾Born To Winâ€￾ plays to a healthy amount of cheers as Matt Sydal walks out in street clothes with a microphone and throwing up his V sign to the crowd, before he starts talking.*

Matt: You see, Homicide, a couple of weeks ago, you brutally attacked me for no reason, and claim that I’m not on your level because I don’t know anything about street warfare or whatever bullcrap you’re on about. But know this, Homicide. This Sunday, after my best friend beats you tonight. I am going to give you payback in full, not through gang attacks, or racially charged violence. But through my own abilities. So bring all the violence you want because even though I might not be a hundred percent, I’ll be waiting to defy your odds…by defying gravity.

*The crowd cheers, as Homicide waves angrily at the stage and saying “come on, BRRRRAT!â€￾ at the stage.*

*â€￾Born to Winâ€￾ plays again, this time though, a very strange looking man in black and green, also wearing a mask with long straps out of the back and a Tomko-like beard comes sulking out and fist bumping Sydal before skulking down to the ring and standing still as Homicide laughs and nobody is sure what to make of this strange looking man, except for Excalibur, who is marking out at the announce table over his mask.*

*Bell rings*

The match starts off with Sydal smiling and Homicide looking confused, until the bell rings in which the man runs around wildly and yelling “Stopdropandrooolllll!!â€￾ while rolling from one side of the ring to the other, leaving everyone wondering what the hell is going on.

DDP: What in the hell is wrong with this guy?

Excalibur: I don’t know, but I know one thing, and that is I do NOT want to know how or why Matt Sydal became friends with this nutjob.

The masked man then gets up to the ring and yells, “I’mdelirioustaylorswifthadnobusinesswinningthegrammyoscarwhatevergokanyeandairplanesiamdelirious!â€￾

Just then, Homicide then gets tired of Delirious’s anticts and hits him with a forearm smash from behind, followed by repeated slaps to the back of his head, then stomps and Homicide shoving his boot right to his opponent’s throat before going wild with stomps until the referee pulls him off, followed by Homicide yelling and going wild all over him and then Delirious gets to his feet in a fighting pose and the two men lock up, followed by a headbutt from Delirious that takes the "187" to the middle rope staggering. Then Sydal's friend runs up and delivers some wild looking chops to Homicide that causes him to scream out and crawl away to the corner as the ref separates him again from the Puerto Rican. Just as the ref steps away however, Delirious charges wildly and hits a knee strike right to Homicide's face that pops the crowd and Sydal, then follows up with a clothesline to the corner, then another clothesline, then another! Then another! Then a final clothesline followed by him yelling and trying to psyche up the crowd before going to the top and pointing to Sydal.

DDP: I'm not sure who this guy is, but Matt Sydal's friend is defending him like there's no tomorrow!

Excalibur: I know him from the independents, he’s crazy all the time, don’t worry.

The masked avenger then waits until Homicide goes crawling around and then leaps off looking for Shadows Fall…and connects! Landing a big splash right onto Homicide’s back that gets a small pop, until then pulling Homicide over and pinning Homicide and hitting the mat.

ONE!

TWO!

Homicide reaches out grabs the rope at 2.8 that Sydal looks slightly dejected at that as he thought his friend had it won. But then Delirious keeps on the pace as he stomps him again before picking up and Irish whipping him into the ropes and on the comeback he hits a snap powerslam before hooking the strong style thug’s leg.

ONE!

TWO!

Kicks out before three does Homicide as Delirious runs around clapping to get the crowd into it while Homicide goes over to the ropes and starts to pull himself up to the second turnbuckle only to get picked up and dragged to the middle of the ring by the wild man, picked up in a gutwrench while Delirious looks for Invitro Fertilization Homicide slides over the top of him and hits the 187 Cutter that hushes the crowd and lays Delirious out cold almost. Homicide then sits up a little bit before holding his back from the Shadows splash, but then gets up and goes to the outside before shoving the timekeeper and grabbing a steel chair that gets the crowd to boo him heavily.

Excalibur: What is he doing?

Just as Homicide gets on the apron holding the chair Matt Sydal runs up and yanks the chair right away, which causes Homicide to turn his attention to Sydal and then a war of words commence and the notorious one looks extremely beside himself…but out of nowhere Delirious hits Homicide with a baseball slide out of nowhere that pops the crowd but sends Homicide into Sydal and one of the handles of the chair hit Sydal right in the already injured forehead and eye area.

Excalibur: I think that Sydal just got hit right in the eye! He could be even more injured now as he rolls around in agony! AGONY!

DDP: I think Delirious came here to help his best friend, and possibly gain a contract with DWA…and injuring the guy you are trying to protect who is your friend sends a bad message to both of those causes!

Delirious rolls out of the ring to check on his fallen friend as well as apologizing for the accidental line of fire type thing he just caught him in and he says “Let me finish ‘Cide for youâ€￾ and then turns around right into a Tope ‘con Hilo from Homicide who had snuck back in the ring during all of the confusion. Homicide gets up to a myriad of boos as he smiles right into the camera and throws Delirious back into the ring before he turns to Sydal and says “Say goodbye to your friend, little Mattie, ha ha!â€￾ then goes into the ring and gives the cutthroat before setting the unsigned lunatic up for Da Cop Killa…but then Delirious reaches through Homicide’s legs, grabs both arms and pulls Homicide through a front flip and tucks his legs in a sitout driver, hitting the Chemical Imbalance II! to a nice pop as he seems to have won the crowd over.

ONE!

TWO!

THR- kickout at the last ioda of a second by Homicide and Delirious can’t believe it! He gets up and turns to the referee and starts speaking and yelling his usual gibberish saying he should of won the match. Delirious in a rage looks over at Sydal for a second wondering if he’s okay before climbing up to the top and pointing at the cheering crowd…and then he looks for a second Shadows Fall on the prone Homikcide, who pops up and catches him out of instinct with the 187 that leaves them both devastated from the matchup and all they have went through. After about 34 seconds of lying still and the crowd chanting Delirious’s name, Homicide moves to the corner to pull himself up as Delirious kneels up to collect what little of his whits he has, Homicide turns around and hits a shining wizard! Homicide rolls over fast as he just wants to get this match over with and pulls Delirious over into the reverse double underhook, then turns inside out and lifts him up for a devastating Cop Killa. The crowd boos as Homicide turns his adversary over and more or less collapses onto him for the pin. It’s over.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

*Bell Rings*

“5150â€￾ plays over the loudspeaker as the announcers put over what a hard fought match this was.*

Excalibur: Quite a showing from Delirious and it was noble of him to defend his best friend like that from this filthy Mexican, but in the end Homicide kicked out of two deadly finishers and got the momentum going into Downpour against Matt Sydal, who won’t be 100 percent it seems.

DDP: Serves him right, Delirious still couldn’t put him away, and he bungled up everything by injuring his “friendâ€￾ further. Freakin’ taco!

*Commercial break*

*The show goes to the parking lot where Gail Kim is helping her fallen friend Jade Chung up from being put through a table earlier, and in the background Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho are still brawling from earlier and are out of the arena, but then the camera goes to Marilyn Manson who is walking to his car, apparently about to check out from the female fatal-4-way main event, when he finds a note on his skull decorated car.*

Manson: What the hell is this?

*Manson reads the piece of paper intently and looks slightly concerned.*

Manson: Hmm…a meeting? This might be risky…â€￾phase one?â€￾ crap…

*Manson shrugs and gets in his car to drive off as we’re back to ringside.*

Angela: This match is scheduled for one fall, and each paricipant was chosen by one of the co-number one contenders to the DWA World Title, and introducing first, chosen by AJ Styles…

*â€￾I’m Everythingâ€￾ plays to a respectable pop as the former Sarita bounces out and slaps hands with some fans before sliding into the ring.*

Angela: From Mexico City, by way of Winnipeg, Canada. And weighing in at 120 poundsa…Sarah Stock!

*Sarita continues on the top ropes as “Pourquoi?â€￾ hits to some boos as Maryse Ouellet walks out in her jacket posing to the fans and doing her signature entrance, complete with wink.*

Angela: Representing Jack Swagger, From Monteal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 125 pounds…â€￾The Sexiest of the Sexyâ€￾ Maryse Ouellet.

*Just as Maryse removes her pre-match attire, “Hurt Youâ€￾ by Chibi plays to even louder boos as Katie Lea, (formerly related to a pirate.) walks out as angry looking as possible, all European like.*

Angela: Representing Jimmy Jacobs, From London, England, weighing in at 140 pounds “The Queen of Chaosâ€￾…Katie Lea!

*â€￾Just as Katie gets in the ring and points at both of her opponents…â€￾All The Things She Saidâ€￾ by t.A.T.u plays to a standing ovation as Victoria Varon walks out in pink attire and gets her toughness put over by the announce team and the fans.*

Angela: Representing Shelton Benjamin, From Los Angeles, California…*Home state pop* weighing in at 155 pounds, Victoria Varon!

*Victoria sprints down the ramp slapping some hands and as soon as she slides into the ring, she gears up and blasts Katie Lea with a tackle.*

*Bell rings*

The match starts with Victoria pulling Katie Lea’s hair and laying into the punches as the crowd cheers the intensity of the hometown girl loudly. Victoria gets up and just kicks Lea’s side until she rolls out of the ring and thuds against the ground, then rears up and delivers a big boot to a charging Sarah Stock, then grabs a hair full of Maryse’s blonde hair and throws her over the top rope to the outside and against the ring barrier, followed by turning around and delivering a thunderous clothesline to Sarita who flies backwards over the top rope and the crowd is going crazy for Victoria as she gets up to the middle rope and smiles at the fans.

DDP: This is wild! Shelton really knows what to look for in a woman, although I would of picked Sara Del Ray.

Excalibur: Ignoring all that, yogaman. Victoria Varon really seems pumped up tonight, as she should since this is each one of these 4 ladies debut in DWA tonight, and a win here not only gets some bragging rights to the 4 DWA contenders, a win in a main event could lead to a women’s title shot in the future for the winner!

Victoria can’t take in her popularity for long, as Maryse and Katie Lea recover quickly from the offensive burst earlier and run into the ring to double club Victoria from behind. Followed by a beatdown of sorts of stomps and punches from Katie and Maryse, they then get her up and double Irish whip her into the ropes and look for a double clothesline that Victoria ducks, but then Sarah Stock grabs her legs for the trip and pulls her outside of the ring, followed by a spinning belly-to-belly suplex on the floor that draws a few “ohsâ€￾ from the crowd. Sarita then gets on the apron and sees the oncoming charge of Maryse Ouellet and Katie Lea who go for a double punch to Stock’s face, Sarah jumps up and slides under the bottom rope into the ring to avoid it and then responds by grabbing a confused Katie in a DDT position, then jumping up and giving a dropkick to Maryse and spinning back around for a tornado DDT that pops the crowd! She then floats over and hooks the leg.

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout on two by Katie Lea. Sarita gets up immediately and picks Lea up into an armwrench, followed by running the corner turnbuckle bouncing off the top rope and doing a backflip into the ring, but gets caught with a devastating kick to the face by Maryse Ouellet! Maryse walks away and poses to the crowd as Sarah rolls out of the ring…but then Katie Lea runs up from behind and gets Maryse into a schoolgirl.

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout by Maryse, who lands a shot to Katie’s ribs on the way up, followed by a an arm wrench again, but this time transitioned slightly sloppily into a forward Russian leg sweep. Then she simply sits on Katie’s back and locks in a camel clutch to the Euro’s face…after holding it in for a good fifteen seconds, Katie Lea lifts her hands up and teases tapping before Victoria comes back into the ring and gives a savate kick to the back of Ouellet’s blonde head to knock her out of the ring, followed by more cheers from the crowd. She starts to pick Katie Lea up into her spider’s web side slam, Lea gives her an elbow to the head before slipping out, turning her around before kicking her in the gut and hitting a northern lights suplex with a bridge pin.

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout by two by Varon, who gets locked into a headlock before getting pulled up and slammed down by her hair, then gets picked up again by her hair and gets slammed down on her back viciously onto Katie Lea’s knee that draws some oohs and good heat for Katie, who signals for the end and goes up top…and does a nicely executed moonsault that gets nothing but canvas as Victoria rolls out of the way at the last second and everybody in the match is down as we go to break.

*Commercial break*

A “During the breakâ€￾ airs showing Stock getting a powerbomb in on Maryse, followed by a successful moonsault from Katie Lea onto Maryse, and a double clothesline by Katie Lea and Victoria Varon to each other

Currently Sarah Stock has a headlock on Katie Lea and jumps up on a staggering Varon into a headscissors followed by a headscissor/headlock takeover combo that pops the crowd. But it didn’t do a lot of damage it seems as Victoria and Katie pop up quickly and hit a double spear onto Sarita that takes her a bit out of commission, but then Katie slaps Varon in the face and Victoria starts slugging away on the Queen of Chaos and the two get into a straight up “Katâ€￾fight for a wow that gets some small cheers until they get too close to the ropes and Maryse pulls the ropes down and they both fall to the outside and continue to fight each other as Maryse gets back into the ring…only to get caught by a FLYING Sarah Stock who springboarded off the top rope to hit The Sexiest of the Sexy with a 450 Seated Senton! Followed by a leg hook!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

*Bell rings*

“I’m Everythingâ€￾ plays to a mixed reaction since Victoria didn’t pick up the win. But Sarah Stock still salutes the crab and points to the screen for AJ who picked her in this match.

DDP: WOO-HOO! Totally solid main event for the girls and the first time ever for them and that’s one for women’s rights everywhere!

Excalibur: Aw, nobody gives a crap about women’s rights, but AJ picked the ace and he’s going to get some bragging rights, plus I’m sure he won a bet or something…

DDP: Yeah, yeah…buddy, these past four weeks have been a hell of a ride and I can’t wait for Downpour. Before we sign off, lets show what everybody is in for at the Pay-per-view. Order it, stream it, whatever, Dylan doesn’t give a damn!

Excalibur: See you in the unemployment line…goodnight everybody!

*A video plays showcasing the recent events to “Brick by Boring Brickâ€￾ by Paramore.

Dylan Harris, Chris Jericho and Jushin Lyger raising their arms together, cut to Lyger and Jericho’s turn and Marilyn Manson debuting as the co-GM, then Harris showing up on the tron when Manson tried to sell the tag titles. Then Manson getting pissed with the DVD that Dylan Harris sent him.

Then Sean O’Haire losing twice to Roderick Strong, followed by O’Haire attacking everyone in sight, then cutting to throwing Strong off the stage through a ton of all kinds of things at the bottom of the stage.

Then Alissa Flash getting put through a table by Gail Kim by a leg drop with a chair under her. Then cut to Alissa throwing a taped up Jade Chung through a table.

KENTA hitting Harry Smith with a chair cut to Naomichi Marufuji hitting him with a chair, cut to the Shiranui/powerbomb combo by Marufuji/KENTA onto TJ Wilson.

Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho fighting during the week one tag match, cut to the week 2 tag match of Jericho locking in the Walls of Jericho on Matt Hardy after their “tagâ€￾ match. Then Matt Hardy brawling all through the crowd and out of the Honda Center.

Matt Sydal giving a Shooting Sydal Press onto Homicide off of Hernandez’s shoulders, cut to Homicide attacking Sydal with a fork in the cafeteria, then Sydal popping up on his hospital bed when Homicide came in, cut to Sydal getting hit in the face ith the handle of a chair, then Homicide hitting Da Cop Killa on Matt Sydal’s friend.

Highlights of the week 1 tag match showing Jack Swagger, Jimmy Jacobs, Shelton Benjamin and AJ Styles posing on the turnbuckle, then Jimmy Jacobs smiling next to Manson, cut to Jack Swagger throwing Jericho’s couch onto the other three competitors. Cut to Sarah Stock winning her match and pointing to the titantron.

“Bury the castle…Bury the castleee~â€￾*

Confirmed Downpour Card:

Mr. Anderson’s Sink or Swim Open Challenge

Chris Jericho vs. Matt Hardy

Homicide vs. Matt Sydal

DWA Womens Title Match: Alissa Flash vs. Gail Kim

DWA Tag Team Title 4 Corners Match: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Hybrid Dolphins vs. Beer Money vs. Team Priceless

DWA Light Heavyweight Title Match: KENTA Kobayashi vs. Naomichi Marufuji

DWA Rush Title Match: Chris Hero vs. Elijah Burke

DWA World Title Fatal-4-Way match: "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. "The All-American American" Jack Swagger vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Shelton Benjamin​

 

[Hometown Kid]

[SIZE=+1]DWA: Downpour Preview

October 24th, 2010
The Arena in Seattle, Washington
Theme Song: “Brick By Boring Brick†by Paramore[/SIZE]

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Mr. Anderson's Sink or Swim Open Challenge
Singles Match

Over the last 4 weeks, Mr. Anderson has went winless in DWA, including an embarrassing loss in his own battle royal concept during week 2, to a shocking clean loss to preverbial unknown to the American audience and rival Ross Jordan, only to be caught up in Sean O’Haire’s rampage the next week despite looking credible, he was upset at his recent misfortune and saw an opportunity when Roderick Strong was viciously injured at O’Haire’s hands caused that match to be taken off the card, Anderson went to Marilyn Manson and demanded a match at the Pay-Per-View to change his luck. But in classic Manson fashion he made it hard on Anderson, declaring it was an open challenge to face him, and that whoever answered it had to put their DWA contract on the line if they lose, along with Anderson’s if he loses. Is there anyone who wants to get rid of Ken Anderson enough, or wants the spotlight enough to test these dangerous waters?

Singles Match
Matt Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

In a heated rivalry, Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho were arguably the two biggest stars to sign with DWA when the promotion came about. But unfortunately for them they were placed in tag teams in the first weeks which were also title contenders matches. During the first week, they couldn’t control their words and followed up with Jericho walking out on Hardy in the Rush title match, and then through the next weeks, they’ve found themselves all out brawling through the crowds at multiple DWA events. The match is one of the most anticipated on the card by fans and critics alike, but will their differences be settled at Downpour? And who will come out on top in this matchup of ring veterans?

Singles Match
Matt Sydal vs. Homicide

In a feud that started during week 1 when Matt Sydal got involved…during a triple threat match that he was involved in! The maniacal Homicide saw this as Sydal sticking his nose in L.A.X. business though, and let Sydal know it through a vicious attack with a fork that nearly ruined Sydal’s right eye and forehead. And to make things worse, when Matt Sydal’s best friend Delirious came in to defend him, Sydal re-injured his eye via the end of a chair he took from Homicide that got knocked into his injured eye. But in an interview Matt Sydal confirmed he will be at Downpour and will be looking to prove what he claims infuriates Homicide more than anything, “That I’m the better wrestler.â€.

DWA Womens' Title
Singles Match
Alissa Flash vs. Gail Kim

In what is arguably the most personal match on the Downpour card, the first ever DWA Women’s champion will be crowned in a bit of a styles clash, with the acrobatic Gail Kim taking on the much stronger Alissa Flash in a match that won’t just be about the prestigious title, it will about Gail Kim defending her partner that got assaulted by Alissa Flash just 2 days ago. Alissa Flash promises to hurt Gail Kim enough to make her wish she had never signed with DWA. Will squinty eyes be smiling on Sunday, or will the Future Legend stake her claim to DWA’s throne?

DWA Tag Team Titles
4 Corners Tag Team Match
Team Priceless vs. Hybrid Dolphins vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Beer Money Inc.

In tag team action, the first ever DWA tag team champions will be determined, but not in a regular match, a 4 corners match with a representative of each team in the ring at once, and in a mandate from DWA Co-Owner Dylan Harris, if any illegal members of a team come into the ring to break up a pin or submission, the team will forfeit the their title opportunity, and be sent to the back and banned from ringside. Will the one team that actually earned their way into the match, Team Priceless, get the Gold? Will Beer Money put their money where their mouth is and become inaugural champions? Will Bryan Danielson achieve his “last goal in wrestling†to win tag team gold with longtime friend/connection Paul London? Or will the ever popular Motor City Machine Guns get a long overdue Tag team championship title reign?

DWA Rush Title
Singles Match
Chris Hero vs. Elijah Burke

In a match that was made under the strangest of circumstances, involving losses. Wins, girlfriends, and homeboys among other things. But things get serious as the two friends go to battle on Sunday in a match to show who will be at the top of the Rush division.

DWA Light Heavyweight Title
Singles Match
KENTA vs. Naomichi Marufuji

In a battle between the two men who Dylan Harris personally signed from the Japanese wrestling scene, KENTA Kobayashi and Naomichi Marufuji have been busy dealing with constant heat from The Hart Dynasty and in Marufuji’s case constant heat from the English language over the past month. These two best friends own wins over Harry Smith and a win against Teddy Hart and TJ Wilson in a Takeover reunion, not to mention these two have had more than one 5 star match in their time, along with more than one against each other in the past! Will this match be another classic in their storied history? And who will be the one to be the first Light Heavyweight champion in DWA history?

DWA World Title
Fatal-4-Way
AJ Styles vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Jack Swagger

And last but most certainly not least, the main event of the evening, the match that everybody across the wrestling universe has been talking about since..before the match was even set! But these four men won the first ever Main event of DWA Fusion 8 man tag to earn the right to compete for the biggest prize in the company, the coolest looking belt in history, to be the ace of the universe, the face of the company, a billion other nicknames that could be said here. Marilyn Manson has been adamant that these 4 men were not to compete until Downpour to ensure that fans got the best main event possible, and a true champion could be crowned. (And so the company’s biggest stars’ skills wouldn’t be seen until people payed for it. >_>) But each man has shown in the past that they have all the tools to be a World champion, but only AJ Styles has held that honor in the past. Will the Phenomenal One reclaim his position as top dog, or will one of the other three accomplish their lifetime’s dream and become the World Champion?

It all happens at DWA Downpour.

Predictions if you want. (Each category worth one point)
Match Order?
Any Debuts?
Who will answer Ken Anderson’s Sink or Swim challenge?
Match Predictions?
Any DQs/Surprise finishes? (If yes, what match(es)?)

The one with the most points gets to sign a free agent. (NO MAIN EVENTERS FROM WWE OR TNA. ;D) (Might's well bring this one over here too. >_>)​