General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Jobber Doink]

As far as I can tell you need 1 of 3 things to get the ladies. Bullshitting skills, looks, or money. I guess I don't have enough of any of those.

What about being nice?

 

[Swamps]

Nah but it looks like something I'd like to check out

There is a character on there named Captain Stern. He is the original Zapp Brannigan. I think you would like him

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I am OUTRAGED

 

[Swamps]

As far as I can tell you need 1 of 3 things to get the ladies. Bullshitting skills, looks, or money. I guess I don't have enough of any of those.

I always liked being direct. Being an asshole works too

 

[Dakstang]

Yeah neither of those is me.

 

[Dakstang]

Those are the kind women seem to like though. That is why a lot of them end up with multiple baby daddies and then say, "Just looking for a guy to treat me right." on their dating profiles. Pro tip: Stop dating assholes.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I’m not rich, good looking, or mean. Idk what I did but it worked

 

[Dakstang]

Those bullshitting skills.

 

[Dakstang]

Selling yourself like a job interview.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I ain’t bullshit tho. I was honest from day one with this woman.

 

[Dakstang]

I hate both. Job interviews and trying to talk to women.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I guess I just found one of the ones who actually wanted to be treated right and not just say it

 

[Dakstang]

I guess.

 

[Dakstang]

I still say you have some of that fake confidence bullshit.

 

[Dakstang]

Gotta talk to 'em like you are God's gift or some shit.