General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Swamps]

Yo EC, you ever watched the movie Heavy Metal?

 

[Hoss]

Nah but it looks like something I'd like to check out

 

[Dakstang]

You looking for a hook up or a relationship? I give great advice on either

I ain't a hookup kinda guy

 

[Dakstang]

Apparently I am not a relationship kinda guy either......

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Show them your massive hog

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Went consent of course

 

[Dakstang]

Well therein lies the issue.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

What’s the issue

 

[Chris]

What’s the issue

No one gives him consent bro

 

[Dakstang]

Finding someone who wants to see said hog

 

[Dakstang]

I don't have the bullshitting skills to get to that point

 

[Dakstang]

As far as I can tell you need 1 of 3 things to get the ladies. Bullshitting skills, looks, or money. I guess I don't have enough of any of those.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

That explains why politicians sometimes have fine ass women

 

[Dakstang]

True.

 

[Jobber Doink]

Yo EC, you ever watched the movie Heavy Metal?

This is good shit right here