Fuck it, can we just make the Roman Reigns fap thread?

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Yeah... Us beta male jerks. I bet you're a real alpha male what with a name like Paige Is Hot... Gee, that hurt man.
 
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If only he could talk as good as he looks.

Yeah, exactly. If he could wrestle as good as Rollins and if he could talk as good as Ambrose, then he'd be utter perfection. But sadly, he's not. I kinda like the guy, I think he still has time to develop, though, as long as they don't turn him to SuperCena 2.0, then I'll be cool with Reigns.
 

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LOL At you beta male jerks leaving Kleenexes on the floor over this overrated tool bag. He's normal looking and looks a lot like Edge.
He isn't bad, but the bells and whistles really fire you guys up doesn't it? If Hollywood can make Shia Labouf attractive, imagine what the Empire does with this cat.
Reigns isn't an ugly cat, it's just that when you said 'action movie hero' I assumed you had all literally lost your minds.

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Edge looks like a neanderthal with aids tbh. Reigns is the kind of man you want inside you
 

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LOL At you beta male jerks leaving Kleenexes on the floor over this overrated tool bag. He's normal looking and looks a lot like Edge.
He isn't bad, but the bells and whistles really fire you guys up doesn't it? If Hollywood can make Shia Labouf attractive, imagine what the Empire does with this cat.
Reigns isn't an ugly cat, it's just that when you said 'action movie hero' I assumed you had all literally lost your minds.

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You're really really really really really reeeeeallllly acting like a dick just for the sake of it now. Chill out hombre, go be alpha and protest about everyone not agreeing with you or some shit. This thread is clearly a joke, look at the overly stereotypically gay tone ffs. I'm a fan of Roman Reigns because he has some fantastic ability including a marketable look which is really rare (yep presentation matters when men wear speedos shocking I know) and even I can see that. Jesus. Also he looks nothing like Edge bar his hair length Reigns has a much larger build and facial features. If anything he looks like The Rock, look how far his look helped him combined with his athletic ability from an in ring perspective. Presentation matters a ton.
 

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People (Dolph's) be mad that I predicted this shit and love rubbing it in people's face.

Can someone give me the low down on Reigns then?
What'd you think of Raw this week. How about Smackdown?
 

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LOL At you beta male jerks leaving Kleenexes on the floor over this overrated tool bag. He's normal looking and looks a lot like Edge.
He isn't bad, but the bells and whistles really fire you guys up doesn't it? If Hollywood can make Shia Labouf attractive, imagine what the Empire does with this cat.
Reigns isn't an ugly cat, it's just that when you said 'action movie hero' I assumed you had all literally lost your minds.

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Tampons aren't for your ass man, get a drink or buy a bong ffs. If you ever need to talk, PM @Dolph'sZiggler
 
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LOL At you beta male jerks leaving Kleenexes on the floor over this overrated tool bag. He's normal looking and looks a lot like Edge.
He isn't bad, but the bells and whistles really fire you guys up doesn't it? If Hollywood can make Shia Labouf attractive, imagine what the Empire does with this cat.
Reigns isn't an ugly cat, it's just that when you said 'action movie hero' I assumed you had all literally lost your minds.

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I'll kill what you love
 
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You're really really really really really reeeeeallllly acting like a dick just for the sake of it now. Chill out hombre, go be alpha and protest about everyone not agreeing with you or some shit. This thread is clearly a joke, look at the overly stereotypically gay tone ffs.

This. It wasn't funny when you started to be a dick, it isn't funny now. It's boring. Really boring.
 

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You're really really really really really reeeeeallllly acting like a dick just for the sake of it now. Chill out hombre, go be alpha and protest about everyone not agreeing with you or some shit. This thread is clearly a joke, look at the overly stereotypically gay tone ffs. I'm a fan of Roman Reigns because he has some fantastic ability including a marketable look which is really rare (yep presentation matters when men wear speedos shocking I know) and even I can see that. Jesus. Also he looks nothing like Edge bar his hair length Reigns has a much larger build and facial features. If anything he looks like The Rock, look how far his look helped him combined with his athletic ability from an in ring perspective. Presentation matters a ton.
Okay