Jim Ross: Well folks all I can say is I hope you're ready for a slobberknocker.
Matt Striker: After fighting his heart out for the contendership and coming up just that short of the title, Christian again looks to scale the mountaintop.
Jim Ross: Brock Lesnar came very close too Matt, and with his seemingly new attitude and focus, one can't deny that his odds are just as good as Christian's.
The ring bell is heard as things pan over to Justin Roberts.
DING DING!
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Steel Cage match! Introducing first...
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"Highway to the Danger Zone" by Versus The Ocean begins playing as the crowd erupts into boos. Soon after this, the "Instant Classic" himself makes his way onto the stage.
Justin Roberts: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 227 pounds, Christian!
As he looks out at the crowd, Christian makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, preparing for the match ahead.
Justin Roberts: And the opponent...
The lights in the arena have gone dark as the haunting theme of “Trauma” fills the arena and the fans boo immediately knowing who is associated with the theme.
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A spotlight shines down as Brock is making his way down towards the ring.
Justin Roberts: From Minneapolis, Minnesota. Weighing in at 280 pounds. He is the Intercontinental Champion and the "Next Big Thing", Brock Lesnar!
Brock ignores the jeers and boos from the sellout crowd as he enters the ring
Jim Ross: Well it all comes down to this Matt. Who will face Kevin Thorn at Elimination Chamber?
Matt Striker: Going through steel to enter more steel. Truly these men want that belt more than anything!
Brock and Christian get ready as the cage begins to lower.
Brock grabs Christian suddenly and throws him through the ropes to the outside of the ring as the cage locks in place and the bell rings.
DING DING!
Jim Ross: This isn't right! Christian's outside the cage! How's he going to compete in this match?
Matt Striker: Oh I dunno, maybe climb it? Just a thought.
Christian leapt and grabbed onto the cage and began climbing it to enter the ring, but Brock delivered a big boot to knock him back to the ground. Christian got angry and began circling the ring, looking for another opportunity to climb but Brock followed him from inside the ring and was ready on all sides. Frustrated, Christian leapt and grabbed onto the cage regardless and began climbing quickly. Brock delivered a big boot again but Christian swung sideways and grabbed a different part of the cage to dodge, then climbed to the top and dove onto Lesnar without a second of hesitation, bringing him down with a cross body!
Jim Ross: Oh my! These two may be through already after that one!
Despite J.R.'s worry, this was not the case, as Christian got to his feet, eager for Brock to get up. Brock sat up as Christian charged him, but Lesnar turned and launched himself from the mat, taking Christian down with a shoulder block. Both men were up as Brock went for a big boot, but Christian sidestepped and kicked him in the side of the knee of the leg he didn't lift up for the attack. Lesnar fell to his knees as Christian went for an enziguiri but Brock swatted him down like he was nothing with a downward chop to the abdomen. Lesnar pulled his leg back and kicked Christian, sending him flying across the ring and hitting the cage back first. Brock continued to stalk his opponent as he walked over to where he landed and scooped him up in his arms. Lesnar walked forward, fell to one knee, delivering a backbreaker over the other knee, then stood and hurled Christian toward the cage back first again, this time in the corner. Christian hit and went rolling onto the turnbuckle and towards the mat but he grabbed the rope with his hands and the other rope with his legs and managed to roll himself upward so that he was perched atop the turnbuckle.
Jim Ross: Wow! What do you make of that, Matt?
Matt Striker: Splendid athleticism, Jim.
Christian leapt at Brock and connected with a missile dropkick to the chest that launched Lesnar way across the ring into the opposite corner, as Brock hit back first and slumped into a sitting position. Christian took off and hit him in the face with a running knee, the back of Lesnar's head hitting the turnbuckle padding upon impact. Brock grabbed the ropes and used them as leverage to get to his feet as he began walking towards Christian, who was waiting for him. Christian locked his arms around his waist and lifted him into a bearhug, but Lesnar punched him in the top of the head to break it, then grabbed Christian by both sides of the neck and lifted him up into chokebomb position. Brock looked to slam him to the mat, but threw him across the ring instead. Lesnar went to where he landed and picked him up then grabbed both sides of his neck, lifting him into chokebomb position again. Brock backed into the ropes as far as he could, then sprung off, charging forward to the opposite side of the ring as both men went crashing through the cage wall and Christian was chokebombed through the ring barricade!
Jim Ross: TOTAL MAYHEM! BOTH MEN JUST WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE CAGE TO THE OUTSIDE! What does this mean for the match? Both men have escaped the structure!
Matt Striker: Yes but neither is touching the floor, they're laid out on that massive wall of cage, so the match continues!
Both men began to stir, Christian on his hands and knees, trying to shake the cobwebs off as Brock is on his hands and elbows. Christian walked across the cage and looked to jump down to the floor and win but Lesnar sat up and grabbed his ankle, tripping him up and making him land flat on his face. Brock got to his feet and applied a full nelson to the grounded Christian, then pulled him to his feet and executed a sit-down full nelson bomb that sent them through the cage down towards the floor!
Jim Ross: That's it, it has to be!
Matt Striker: Not quite Jim, they're both still on cage. This one's still going on!
Brock sat there with the full nelson still locked in as he stood up and turned, then fell backward, suplexing Christian over his head and through the ropes to the mat, Christian folding up so that he could see his legs in front of him on impact. Lesnar followed after, re-entering the ring, and looked to where the wall was knocked down, and seemed to consider just walking out, then turned and grabbed the cage in front of him, as he began to ascend. Christian managed to kip up as he began to ascend the cage as well, beside Brock. Lesnar saw this and the two began to trade punches, with Brock getting the better of the exchange. Lesnar changed hands that he was holding onto the cage with, reaching his left arm over where his right hand was grasping, so that he could goozle Christian. Christian bit Brock's arm to break the grasp then continued to climb. Lesnar shook it off and continued to climb as well. Christian stopped suddenly and allowed Brock to crotch the top. Unfortunately for Lesnar, he did it in a way that his back was to Christian. Christian dove at Brock with a lariat, taking them both off the top as he maneuvered quickly, grabbing Lesnar's shoulders and placing his knees in Brock's back as both men went crashing through the mat with a Backstabber!
Jim Ross: This is insane!
Matt Striker: No, this is Honor! What a main event!
Christian crawled out of the hole in the mat first, turning over onto his back, his eyes closed and his chest rising and falling rapidly, as he seemed to be out of breath. Small cuts were on his head, face, neck, and chest. He rolled over and tried to push himself up with his arms, showing a gash on his back and a cut on the back of his neck from the earlier chokebomb as well as what had just happened. Christian got to his feet, his legs wobbly again, as he seemed to limp over to the ring rope and hold onto it, as he tried further to catch his breath. Brock emerged from the hole next but didn't seem as banged up as he got to his feet and seemed to limp towards Christian. Christian turned around and saw Brock, who threw up his leg and caught him with a big boot, Christian's head dribbling off the cage like a basketball as Lesnar staggered to the ropes and got hung up and Christian fell to the mat, now bleeding from the back of his head.
Jim Ross: This cannot be summed up with any word but war. These two men are giving it everything and more in there!
Brock managed to get off the ropes and began limping and dragging to the nearest cage wall, which was the one with the door. He grabbed it and leaned against it, trying to regain some energy back. Unbeknownest to Brock, someone suddenly entered from the crowd and leapt up onto the apron facing him. It was a big person in black pants and shoes and a dark brown hoodie, which was pulled up and over their face. Lesnar noticed them and looked up, only to be sprayed in the eyes with red mist through the mesh!
Jim Ross:: What the hell?
Brock clutched his face in agony as the attacker kicked the door down on top of him and left as quickly as he entered. While this was going on, Christian had begun climbing the cage. Lesnar walked over to where he was and grabbed his ankle, pulling him down the cage and to the mat hard, his face cut up from the cage. Brock grabbed him by the throat and lifted him to his feet, looking ready to finish things off. Christian wasn't done yet though as he bit Brock in the wrist and leapt up, catching Lesnar with a headscissor that threw him over to where Christian had been chokebombed through the cage. Brock landed on his face as Christian was using all his energy to climb the cage wall on the opposite side.
Jim Ross: Well the fatigue is evident but Christian is showing a lot of heart in this match.
Christian got to the top and actually stood atop the wall of the cage. Blood running down his face, and breathing hard, Christian looked over his shoulder at Brock on the mat, then looked out and the crowd and shook his head like "This isn't over yet".
Matt Striker: What's he doing?
Without another moment of delay, Christian leapt from the top of the structure and connected with a Frog Splash on Lesnar, the crowd exploding from awe at the feat. Christian hooks the leg as the referee runs over and makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and the NEW number one contender to the CWF Championship, Christian!
Jim Ross: Well folks, this was certainly a match for the ages!
Matt Striker: Even though Brock didn't win, he definitely made good on his promise to make Christian experience trauma!
Jim Ross: Wait a minute, what's this?
Brock Lesnar grabbed Christian as the referee was raising his arm and threw him to the mat, but the Next Big Thing wasn't done there as he threw the referee onto his shoulders and delivered an
F-5! Brock maliciously began to beat the referee's head against the mat as suddenly the hooded man from earlier entered the ring, standing up and lowering his hood, revealing himself to be Kevin Thorn. Thorn grabbed Brock and spun him around, spitting red mist in his eyes again as he hooked his head and threw him onto the nearest rope, turning and connecting with the
Original Sin! Christian ran over and grabbed Kevin's arms, turning him and connecting with the
Killswitch! Captain Charisma ascends the nearest turnbuckle and poses as Honor fades to black.
CREDITS
Promos- Respective TT'ers
Alberto Del Rio vs. Alex Riley-Bronzy
Kane vs. The Miz- Bronzy
New Age Outlaws vs. Mattitude- Sam
Christian vs. Brock Lesnar- Dresden