CWF - Staff Trash #12 (Merging Issue)

[BronzyCoder]

Indeed, braw tae me. If they're spending a night with Godfather's Ho though, don't know if Kane should be there, unless we just have him chokeslam her to hell after the match if he wins?

As for the Commish/GM/random guy people listen to, there's many to pick from. There's some obvious ones like Shane or Heyman, but what about Ric Flair? Or would we need a corresponding heel authority figure against WAR's face authority figure?

 

[Sam]

Good point, a heel Commish would be good to play against WAR's face one. Eric Bischoff?.

And yeah if Kane wins just have him Chokeslam everything to fuck out the way.

 

[BronzyCoder]

Kane kills everything. Got it. Bischoff's a good idea, but eh, I dunno, seems too...easy, if you get what I mean. He's the staple heel General Manager, we need a character that'll stand out.

Terry Funk?
If you wanted the Foley idea, we could always have him differentiate between the four faces to allow him to be heel AND face.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Jim Ross: Well folks all I can say is I hope you're ready for a slobberknocker.

Matt Striker: After fighting his heart out for the contendership and coming up just that short of the title, Christian again looks to scale the mountaintop.

Jim Ross: Brock Lesnar came very close too Matt, and with his seemingly new attitude and focus, one can't deny that his odds are just as good as Christian's.

The ring bell is heard as things pan over to Justin Roberts.

DING DING!

Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Steel Cage match! Introducing first...

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"Highway to the Danger Zone" by Versus The Ocean begins playing as the crowd erupts into boos. Soon after this, the "Instant Classic" himself makes his way onto the stage.

Justin Roberts: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 227 pounds, Christian!

As he looks out at the crowd, Christian makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, preparing for the match ahead.

Justin Roberts: And the opponent...



The lights in the arena have gone dark as the haunting theme of “Trauma” fills the arena and the fans boo immediately knowing who is associated with the theme.

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A spotlight shines down as Brock is making his way down towards the ring.



Justin Roberts: From Minneapolis, Minnesota. Weighing in at 280 pounds. He is the Intercontinental Champion and the "Next Big Thing", Brock Lesnar!

Brock ignores the jeers and boos from the sellout crowd as he enters the ring

Jim Ross: Well it all comes down to this Matt. Who will face Kevin Thorn at Elimination Chamber?

Matt Striker: Going through steel to enter more steel. Truly these men want that belt more than anything!

Brock and Christian get ready as the cage begins to lower.

Brock grabs Christian suddenly and throws him through the ropes to the outside of the ring as the cage locks in place and the bell rings.

DING DING!

Jim Ross: This isn't right! Christian's outside the cage! How's he going to compete in this match?

Matt Striker: Oh I dunno, maybe climb it? Just a thought.

Christian leapt and grabbed onto the cage and began climbing it to enter the ring, but Brock delivered a big boot to knock him back to the ground. Christian got angry and began circling the ring, looking for another opportunity to climb but Brock followed him from inside the ring and was ready on all sides. Frustrated, Christian leapt and grabbed onto the cage regardless and began climbing quickly. Brock delivered a big boot again but Christian swung sideways and grabbed a different part of the cage to dodge, then climbed to the top and dove onto Lesnar without a second of hesitation, bringing him down with a cross body!

Jim Ross: Oh my! These two may be through already after that one!

Despite J.R.'s worry, this was not the case, as Christian got to his feet, eager for Brock to get up. Brock sat up as Christian charged him, but Lesnar turned and launched himself from the mat, taking Christian down with a shoulder block. Both men were up as Brock went for a big boot, but Christian sidestepped and kicked him in the side of the knee of the leg he didn't lift up for the attack. Lesnar fell to his knees as Christian went for an enziguiri but Brock swatted him down like he was nothing with a downward chop to the abdomen. Lesnar pulled his leg back and kicked Christian, sending him flying across the ring and hitting the cage back first. Brock continued to stalk his opponent as he walked over to where he landed and scooped him up in his arms. Lesnar walked forward, fell to one knee, delivering a backbreaker over the other knee, then stood and hurled Christian toward the cage back first again, this time in the corner. Christian hit and went rolling onto the turnbuckle and towards the mat but he grabbed the rope with his hands and the other rope with his legs and managed to roll himself upward so that he was perched atop the turnbuckle.

Jim Ross: Wow! What do you make of that, Matt?

Matt Striker: Splendid athleticism, Jim.

Christian leapt at Brock and connected with a missile dropkick to the chest that launched Lesnar way across the ring into the opposite corner, as Brock hit back first and slumped into a sitting position. Christian took off and hit him in the face with a running knee, the back of Lesnar's head hitting the turnbuckle padding upon impact. Brock grabbed the ropes and used them as leverage to get to his feet as he began walking towards Christian, who was waiting for him. Christian locked his arms around his waist and lifted him into a bearhug, but Lesnar punched him in the top of the head to break it, then grabbed Christian by both sides of the neck and lifted him up into chokebomb position. Brock looked to slam him to the mat, but threw him across the ring instead. Lesnar went to where he landed and picked him up then grabbed both sides of his neck, lifting him into chokebomb position again. Brock backed into the ropes as far as he could, then sprung off, charging forward to the opposite side of the ring as both men went crashing through the cage wall and Christian was chokebombed through the ring barricade!

Jim Ross: TOTAL MAYHEM! BOTH MEN JUST WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE CAGE TO THE OUTSIDE! What does this mean for the match? Both men have escaped the structure!

Matt Striker: Yes but neither is touching the floor, they're laid out on that massive wall of cage, so the match continues!

Both men began to stir, Christian on his hands and knees, trying to shake the cobwebs off as Brock is on his hands and elbows. Christian walked across the cage and looked to jump down to the floor and win but Lesnar sat up and grabbed his ankle, tripping him up and making him land flat on his face. Brock got to his feet and applied a full nelson to the grounded Christian, then pulled him to his feet and executed a sit-down full nelson bomb that sent them through the cage down towards the floor!

Jim Ross: That's it, it has to be!

Matt Striker: Not quite Jim, they're both still on cage. This one's still going on!

Brock sat there with the full nelson still locked in as he stood up and turned, then fell backward, suplexing Christian over his head and through the ropes to the mat, Christian folding up so that he could see his legs in front of him on impact. Lesnar followed after, re-entering the ring, and looked to where the wall was knocked down, and seemed to consider just walking out, then turned and grabbed the cage in front of him, as he began to ascend. Christian managed to kip up as he began to ascend the cage as well, beside Brock. Lesnar saw this and the two began to trade punches, with Brock getting the better of the exchange. Lesnar changed hands that he was holding onto the cage with, reaching his left arm over where his right hand was grasping, so that he could goozle Christian. Christian bit Brock's arm to break the grasp then continued to climb. Lesnar shook it off and continued to climb as well. Christian stopped suddenly and allowed Brock to crotch the top. Unfortunately for Lesnar, he did it in a way that his back was to Christian. Christian dove at Brock with a lariat, taking them both off the top as he maneuvered quickly, grabbing Lesnar's shoulders and placing his knees in Brock's back as both men went crashing through the mat with a Backstabber!

Jim Ross: This is insane!

Matt Striker: No, this is Honor! What a main event!

Christian crawled out of the hole in the mat first, turning over onto his back, his eyes closed and his chest rising and falling rapidly, as he seemed to be out of breath. Small cuts were on his head, face, neck, and chest. He rolled over and tried to push himself up with his arms, showing a gash on his back and a cut on the back of his neck from the earlier chokebomb as well as what had just happened. Christian got to his feet, his legs wobbly again, as he seemed to limp over to the ring rope and hold onto it, as he tried further to catch his breath. Brock emerged from the hole next but didn't seem as banged up as he got to his feet and seemed to limp towards Christian. Christian turned around and saw Brock, who threw up his leg and caught him with a big boot, Christian's head dribbling off the cage like a basketball as Lesnar staggered to the ropes and got hung up and Christian fell to the mat, now bleeding from the back of his head.

Jim Ross: This cannot be summed up with any word but war. These two men are giving it everything and more in there!

Brock managed to get off the ropes and began limping and dragging to the nearest cage wall, which was the one with the door. He grabbed it and leaned against it, trying to regain some energy back. Unbeknownest to Brock, someone suddenly entered from the crowd and leapt up onto the apron facing him. It was a big person in black pants and shoes and a dark brown hoodie, which was pulled up and over their face. Lesnar noticed them and looked up, only to be sprayed in the eyes with red mist through the mesh!

Jim Ross:: What the hell?

Brock clutched his face in agony as the attacker kicked the door down on top of him and left as quickly as he entered. While this was going on, Christian had begun climbing the cage. Lesnar walked over to where he was and grabbed his ankle, pulling him down the cage and to the mat hard, his face cut up from the cage. Brock grabbed him by the throat and lifted him to his feet, looking ready to finish things off. Christian wasn't done yet though as he bit Brock in the wrist and leapt up, catching Lesnar with a headscissor that threw him over to where Christian had been chokebombed through the cage. Brock landed on his face as Christian was using all his energy to climb the cage wall on the opposite side.

Jim Ross: Well the fatigue is evident but Christian is showing a lot of heart in this match.

Christian got to the top and actually stood atop the wall of the cage. Blood running down his face, and breathing hard, Christian looked over his shoulder at Brock on the mat, then looked out and the crowd and shook his head like "This isn't over yet".

Matt Striker: What's he doing?

Without another moment of delay, Christian leapt from the top of the structure and connected with a Frog Splash on Lesnar, the crowd exploding from awe at the feat. Christian hooks the leg as the referee runs over and makes the count.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING DING!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and the NEW number one contender to the CWF Championship, Christian!

Jim Ross: Well folks, this was certainly a match for the ages!

Matt Striker: Even though Brock didn't win, he definitely made good on his promise to make Christian experience trauma!

Jim Ross: Wait a minute, what's this?

Brock Lesnar grabbed Christian as the referee was raising his arm and threw him to the mat, but the Next Big Thing wasn't done there as he threw the referee onto his shoulders and delivered an F-5! Brock maliciously began to beat the referee's head against the mat as suddenly the hooded man from earlier entered the ring, standing up and lowering his hood, revealing himself to be Kevin Thorn. Thorn grabbed Brock and spun him around, spitting red mist in his eyes again as he hooked his head and threw him onto the nearest rope, turning and connecting with the Original Sin! Christian ran over and grabbed Kevin's arms, turning him and connecting with the Killswitch! Captain Charisma ascends the nearest turnbuckle and poses as Honor fades to black.

CREDITS
Promos- Respective TT'ers
Alberto Del Rio vs. Alex Riley-Bronzy
Kane vs. The Miz- Bronzy
New Age Outlaws vs. Mattitude- Sam
Christian vs. Brock Lesnar- Dresden​

 

[Andrew]

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'Shinedown - Fly from the Inside' begins playing as the crowd are on their feet to see who this could possibly be. Rey Mysterio jumps up from the stage to his feet as the crowd cheers.

But he is soon joined by another member which lets the crowd to change the cheers to boo's as Dolph Ziggler walks out as he stretches his hands back and yells at the crowd.

Rey and Dolph Ziggler then slide into the ring as Rey Mysterio grabs a microphone.

Rey Mysterio;

La gente, gente, ¿por qué el odio? Dolph Ziggler here is a smart man, but first... I want to speak on myself. All around the world, everyone knows who I am, everyone knows me because of my small height and my mask. For years I've been known as the underdog and I've won Championships before but never have I held them for so long, it only takes a matter of weeks before I have lost what I worked hard for. You people are to blame, all the cheering, all the masks you people wear, it distracts me and most of all... you have all cheered for me, for what? You people only cheered me because you had nothing else to do, you never liked me in the first place. One person has always stole the spotlight from me and that man was Eddie Guerrero and now he is aligned with R-Truth in some sort of conspiracy. Well, newsflash... you see holmes, there is no conspiracy! You have always stolen the spotlight from me, you always let me down and my family and now these people turned their back on you because you are nothing but a pendejo! But no I will not align with you ever again Eddie, our days are no longer 'ere. Instead I'm takin' a new path dawgs, I'm takin' a path you ain't even seen before! I ain't need you people supportin' me no more, nah ah, it's time that I see things a little differently from the past. It's time that I grab the spotlight that's been stolen from me and the only way I'm gonna do that is by ignorin' all you people. The longer I avoid you, the better I focus 'cos I tell ya one thing, when I had you people followin' me 'n tryin' to tell me you loved me when ya didn't I kept thinkin' bout me fans, I never focused on me match and it got me nowhere!

The crowd begins delivering a mixed reaction, Rey doesn't stop here however.

Dat's right, I turnin' me back on you pendejo's 'cos you're all gon' see why I am here with Dolph Ziggler tonight. You're goin' to see why the 'Master of the 619' is goin' to do things better this time around, you're not just going to see me limited to the usual self. No I'm goin' to perform moves you ain't seen before, this Rey Mysterio you're lookin' at is goin' to prove why I'm better and faster. My agility is goin' to take me places and without you pendejo's I'm gonna become the next Tag Team Champions and that's a DAMN promise. I don't care if you hate me now or you don't, the fact is for almost one year, CWF never cared or tried to contact me. You wanna know how I got 'ere? You really wanna know? I had to contact John Laurinaitis to get a freakin' job 'ere and folks, things are gon' be different then ever. So as far as I'm concerned, business is about to pick up 'ere on Honor and week after week you're goin' to hate me even more for my actions. But don't say I didn't warn ya!

Rey gives the microphone to Ziggler.

Dolph Ziggler;

You people really need to keep your mouth shut when Rey's speaking here. Now I'm speaking you will respect me and listen to what I have to say. Rey and myself have formed together in a team known as 'Masters of Perfection', I, however have been here in CWF before and I was never given any chances. I was left out and resorted to absolutely nothing, if you take a close look at me, I have the look, the perfection, the athleticism and the ability to soar to the top. I don't know what it is but there's something that isn't quite right around here in CWF and I'm going to fix that one way or another, I suggest that Rey and myself are given a chance sooner or later because I can tell you, not just Joey Styles but those who are higher up around here might have to deal with us. I'm quite sure you don't want that, Vince McMahon made a reluctant return recently and I'm more than happy to make sure he doesn't return. He is the owner of CWF but I'm sure many out back in the locker room would agree when I say, we deserve a better owner. So if we're not given an opportunity or a match next week, you will be blamed. The actions we could cause together here... well, you better do the right thing and listen to every thing we say or else chaos will happen and HONOR won't just be about HONOR. The name speaks for itself, but why should I be honored that I'm here, why should I carry pride when I'm given nothing? Maybe I'll be honored when things come my way but I guarantee you one thing, if Joey walks away and refuses to co-operate with Rey and myself... he won't be around. That's a promise.

Ziggler drops the mic and shakes Rey's hand as they go to leave the ring.

​

 

[Andrew]

The Miz vs. Del Rio -
Gunn vs. Riley -
Lesnar & Christian vs. Beer Money -
Kane vs. Thorn -

Who's doing what?
​

 

[Sam]

Bronzy's on Main Event duty, I'm on the tag match and Miz/Del Rio.

 

[Andrew]

I'll do thorn v Kane if u want. Should be right to do it

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Really wish I had the power to move posts and whatnot so I could update this thread personally. Anyhoo, I can't, so here's the writing assignments for next week's Honor.

Kevin Thorn vs. Alex Riley-Dres
Hassan vs. Hardy vs. Mesias-awesome miz
Alberto Del Rio & The Miz vs. Kane & The Undertaker-Sam
R.E.M.E.D.Y. vs. Beer Money-Dres

I'm taking my own match because of something I have planned. I'll consult everyone regarding who's won the match, if Beer Money shows that is.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

We are live from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida where tonight's edition of Thursday Night Honor is emanating. The crowd is cheering in anticipation of what's coming up, when suddenly a theme rings out that changes their mood.

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"Coma White" by Marilyn Manson comes blasting over the PA system, pulsating through the arena as the fans begin to boo. As they all rise to their feet, the members of R.E.M.E.D.Y. make their way onto the stage. If one were viewing this on a television screen, R-Truth would be on their right and Eddie Guerrero would be on their left, with Jesse Ventura walking behind both of them. All three men reach the ring as Jesse hands each of them a microphone and keeps one for himself. Their music cuts out as the boos from the crowd are intense and audible. Eddie, dressed in a suit, speaks first.

Eddie Guerrero: You boo us as though you weren't expecting us to be here, even though it was advertised for every fan of this product with a functioning set of eyeballs to behold. In one respect it's comical in its pitifulness, but in another I find myself not in the mood for your stupidity. Now, my bad mood is a bit surprising considering the events of Sunday night, but once you consider the events of last Thursday night, you're more inclined to understand my bitterness, ese'. Last Thursday night on the Supershow, myself and R-Truth took on John Cena and Triple H, two of the biggest names to ever grace this profession and also, two of our biggest targets. And what I mean by that is our mission is to thwart conspiracy, to give guys like ourselves that occupied the bottom echelon of the card for much of our careers due to our size or what have you, a fair chance. John Cena and Triple H are two guys responsible for guys like us being held down. Last Thursday night we had them in our crosshairs, John Cena walked away from the fight so it was just Hunter all by his lonesome. But what happens next?

Eddie looks over at Truth.

You get us disqualified. When it happened in our debut match, that was no big deal holmes because it was just Sheamus, but this was Triple H and Cena! And not only that, but after the match we get our asses kicked with a sledgehammer. Our one embarassment to date and it's because of you! What do you have to say for yourself, pendejo?

Truth goes to answer but Eddie cuts him off.

Ya know what? It doesn't even matter, because I'm going to take the rage I have for you right now and I'm going to channel elsewhere, and hold it in reserve until that Bar Room Brawl, then I'm going to unleash it, vato. Speaking of that match, exactly what was Jim Cornette thinking when he made it? Did he think that he was doing us some kind of disservice? Because Jim, if you honestly think that this is a punishment, you're fooling yourself. Beer Money have proven that they simply can't get the job done. They won the tag titles because of the New Age Outlaws' help, they beat Christian and Brock Lesnar because Brock himself helped. They missed out on Invasion, they lost at Elimination Chamber, and they're going to lose tonight. But not just because of their record in competition, but because of their record with us, ese'. Every time those two get around us, we leave them in a bloody heap. And those were in unsanctioned situations, tonight they're locked in to an actual match where weapons and the like are legal and encouraged, holmes. So Beer Money, as James likes to say, I'm sorry about your damn luck tonight.

While we're on the subject of worthless people we have to defend our titles against, as you know, there was a tag team Chamber match held four nights ago to determine the number one contenders, and who should win but Mr. T and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. I'm honestly having a hard time not breaking out into laughter, I mean you can't possibly be serious. We have to defend our titles against them? Two men this close to their sixties and one of them isn't even a wrestler? So be it, at Cyber Sunday Truth and I will put these belts up against you but just know that it doesn't matter what stipulation these ignorant people choose, because your chances of beating us are so miniscule you might as well no-show or take the Outlaws' approach and retire.

Eddie lowers his microphone as R-Truth steps forward to say his peace.

R-Truth: Eddie, I don't know what match you were competin' in dawg, but the one I saw you almost lost. So the way I see it, I did you a favor, so before you go gettin' mad at me maybe you should be mad at yourself for gettin' Pedigreed. But that's in the past, it don't matta' no mo', all that mattas is the present and the future, and since you already addressed Cyber Sundee and tonight's main event, I'm gonna address this big announcement we been hypin' up. Now in the last week or so we've seen a lot a' new alliances bein' formed. Undertaker and Kane, The Rock and Santino, etcetera etcetera. But it's not just tag teams, cuz we saw Christian join up with Mattitude as well. Now somethin' bout that don't sit right with me, maybe cuz we don't like Mattitude, maybe cuz we don't like Christian either. Whatever it is, it's got us ta' thinkin', if we was ta' take on any new recruits into R.E.M.E.D.Y., who would dey be? Well, as Eddie said, our purpose is to thwart conspiracy, so the answer to my previous question is quite simple if ya been payin' attention. The Miz has been goin' 'round talkin' bout conspiracy, Alberto Del Rio's been fightin' management talkin' bout conspiracy, even the new CWF World Champion has been talkin' about conspiracy. Well ya'll, I'm here ta' let ya know that you ain't in this fight by yaselves. Don't think of this as an invitation, just somethin' for ya'll ta' mull over. Next week we gon' come out here again, and when that happens, hopefully ya'll will have an answer for us.

R-Truth lowers his microphone as Jesse Ventura steps forward to say a few words.

Jesse Ventura: It seems with each passing week that I continue to be part of this tandem, my involvement in their affairs becomes more and more physical. Last week I got involved in the scrap with Beer Money and even though I'm still feeling the effects of getting hit with that beer cooler, it was a nice feeling to mix it up again, it reminded me that there's still some fight left in this broken down old body. But with that said, I am a manager and strictly that. If Eddie and Truth are in trouble, I'll get involved and help any way that I can, but beyond that you'll hear me on this microphone and you'll see me standing ringside to support their efforts but that's it. Now tonight's encounter won't be in this ring, but you can rest assured that I'm going to be inside that bar and no one is gonna stop me!

As Jesse says this, the crowd erupts with cheers as the music of the Honor General Manager Jim Cornette begins to play, R.E.M.E.D.Y. looking none too pleased.

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Cornette makes his way down the ramp in a flustered and rushed fashion as he makes his way up the steel steps and enters the ring. His music stops playing as he raises the microphone he's holding to his mouth.

Jim Cornette: Now listen here and listen good fellas, I didn't give you this time so you could make a power play for other members of my roster. You told me you had some bullshit announcement to make so I figured I'd turn ya loose, well after what I've heard here tonight and what I saw you do last week, I know better than to do that from here on out. You wanna recruit a bunch of guys because Christian joined up with someone else's faction? Well if Christian took a frog splash into a lake of burning excrement, would you do it? I sure as hell hope so, because then I'd have one whiny little bitch and three anarchists off my hands. You don't need to worry about what they're doin' on WAR, you need to worry about what you're doin' on Honor. Tonight, you're gonna get your asses kicked, there's no way around that. Whether you keep those pretty little titles of yours remains to be seen, but you gettin' your ass kicked is a damn certainty. You say you're gonna be here this week? That's fine and dandy, take your little microphones, come out here next week and say whatever you wanna say and if those guys you extended an offer to wanna show up, that's their prerogative. I'm gonna make it worth my while though.

Eddie and Truth, you got tension between the two of ya, I say you fight it out. Next week on Honor, you're gonna do just that cuz it's gonna be Eddie Guerrero teamin' up with Alberto Del Rio to take on R-Truth and The Miz. And Jesse, since getting physical with Beer Money last week made ya feel so good, you're gonna be in a match next week too. You're just a manager? Who gives a shit, you're brave enough to put your hands on my talent I say you're qualified to get in there. So next week it's gonna be you taking on Honor's newest acquisition, The Undertaker! And as for your little comment about no one bein' able ta' stop ya, I'm gonna put it to ya this way, "Governor". If you get involved in tonight's match in any way shape or form, if you even show up, hell if I see someone in the bar that looks like ya, I'm strippin' R.E.M.E.D.Y. of the tag titles and your ass is fired after your match next week. Now get out of my ring and have a pleasant fuckin' night, gentlemen.

Jim Cornette's music begins to play again as he exits the ring and heads up the ramp. The members of R.E.M.E.D.Y. all look at each other dumbfounded as they then leave the ring as well. The camera pans over to the commentary table.

Jim Ross: Hello ladies and gentlemen, Good Ol' J.R. here officially welcoming you to Thursday Night Honor. I'm here as always with Matt Striker.

Matt Striker: Good evening, CWF fans. Quite a controversial start to tonight's program, wouldn't you say?

Jim Ross: Those two young men keep digging themselves deeper and deeper with Cornette, and this time Jesse's gotten dragged into it.

Matt Striker: Eddie Guerrero and R-Truth teaming up with two men they're trying to recruit in Miz and Del Rio, respectively, as they'll be forced to wrestle each other.

Jim Ross: Certainly won't be a good night to be R.E.M.E.D.Y. next week, but tonight it's a good night to be here on Honor as we've got a tremendous card lined up.

Matt Striker: That's right, J.R. In the main event, Eddie Guerrero and R-Truth will defend their tag team titles against Beer Money in a Bar Room Brawl, a match made last week.

Jim Ross: And in triple threat action, The Coven's Judas Mesias will do battle with Team Mattitude's Jeff Hardy and the returning Muhammad Hassan.

Matt Striker: Plus in our other tag team bout of the night, Alberto Del Rio and The Miz, opponents last week, will team up this week to take on the team of The Undertaker and Kane known as Bad Meets Evil.

Jim Ross: Speaking of Bad Meets Evil we're to hear from them, the team of Roddy Piper & Mr. T, and any other superstar that may have something to say tonight.

Matt Striker: But as for right now we have an explosive opening contest as the new Intercontinental Champion Alex Riley takes on the "Master of Macabre" Kevin Thorn.

The ring bell sounds as Justin Roberts enters the ring to make the introductions.

DING DING!

Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...

SAY IT TO MY FACE!

The CWF Universe burst into cheers as Alex Riley makes his way out from the back with the Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder. Riley emerges with a smile on his face as he stands at the top of the ramp and soaks in the positive atmosphere. Riley looks around at the crowd for a moment before deciding to walk down the ramp and towards the ring.

Justin Roberts: From Washington, D.C. Weighing in at 245 pounds, Alex Riiiiiiiiiley!

Riley high-fives some fans as he rounds the corner and walks up the steel steps. He stands on the ring apron with the smile still on his face, before entering the ring. Riley walks over to the turnbuckle, climbs up it and raises his belt over his head.

Jim Ross: What a warm reception for Alex Riley from the Miami crowd.

Matt Striker: He's got the world on his side right now, J.R.

The CWF Universe cheers for Alex Riley as he gets off of the turnbuckle and stands there, prepared for his match.

Justin Roberts: And the opponent...

The lights suddenly go down inside the arena and the familiar whisperings of The Coven's theme begin to be heard throughout the arena.

YO, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?, STEPPING INTO THE REALM
OF THE DEADLY
SINISTER
VAMPIRE WARRIOR!

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'Fangin' n' Bangin' hits the PA system and the crowd begin to stir, in fear and in hatred they boo the immediate entrance of The Coven. A fiery circle forms on the stage, and from the fire emerge Kevin Thorn, Ariel by his side and his minions trailing behind him. They walk out from the fire in that order as the crowd begin to rain down with boo's.

Justin Roberts: From Parts Unknown. Weighing in at 270 pounds. Being accompanied to the ring by The Coven, the "Master of Macabre", Kevin Thorn!

The blood thirsty cult make their ways down the ramp as a unit as the crowd continue to boo. Thorn has not take his eyes off of Riley since he emerged from the fiery pit. Ariel takes the lead and walks round to the side of the ring, she then props herself up and then gets herself into her signature bat pose as Kevin Thorn locks lips with her. Ariel then swings down and sits on the middle rope and allows Thorn to enter.

Jim Ross: Kevin Thorn looking surprisingly as if he's not feeling the effects of that Chamber of Horrors match!

Matt Striker: I know he's tough, but there's no way that can be the case, is there?

The Coven exit the ring and remain ringside as the ring bell is sounded again.

DING DING!​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Thursday Night Honor, folks, before the break we had an incredible singles match between two of the brighest stars on this brand.

Matt Striker: They may have tore the roof off the place, J.R., but this next match is going to blow the sides off.

Jim Ross: No argument there, Matt, but before we get to our tag match, we now go backstage to Kane and The Undertaker standing by.

(Kane and Undertaker promo)

Jim Ross: Well suffice it to say, I would not want to be either Alberto Del Rio or The Miz this evening.

Matt Striker: I don't know, Jim, I have a hard time believing either of them are that intimidated.

The camera pans over to Justin Roberts in the ring, ready to do the introductions for the upcoming match as the bell is heard.

DING DING!

Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match! Introducing first...

I CAME TO PLAY

"I Came to Play" by Downstait begins to play over the PA System. The Miz and the always sexy Maryse come out to the stage to loud boo's from the audience. They walk down the ramp ignoring the fans.

Justin Roberts: From Clevelend, Ohio, weighing in at 225 pounds. Being accompanied to the ring by Maryse, he is the Miiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzz!

They get to the ring and they both do their usual taunts on the ring apron, Miz entering the ring while Maryse remains at ringside.

Jim Ross: Well folks, to give you a little background on this match, The Miz and Kane were opponents two weeks ago and four nights ago at Elimination Chamber, Alberto Del Rio cost Kane the Intercontinental Championship.

Matt Striker: And since Del Rio and The Miz are challenging management lately, Jim Cornette put them in there with Kane and The Undertaker.

In the ring, Justin Roberts and Miz have been joined by Ricardo Rodriguez.

Justin Roberts: And for the partner, everyone please welcome Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez!

The whole arena of fans begin to boo and chant, "You Suck“ at him, as suddenly the theme of Del Rio begins to play.

As the theme hits the sound system, fans in the arena leap to their feet and show huge disrespect to their newest sensation – Alberto Del Rio. As Alberto arrives in his new car, to make sure everybody in the arena knows who just arrived, he beeps the horn. Alberto gets out of the car after pulling to a complete stop with a huge smile on his face, ignoring the booing.

Del Rio points to his own face to let the fans' know they aren't getting to him as Ricardo begins to introduce him.

Ricardo Rodriguez:
Señoras y señores,
El gran momento ha llegado,
cuando las personas son capaces de estar en la presencia de ese gran hombre
Es un hombre apuesto y muy poderoso,
A diferencia de usted las personas que son gordas, feas y pobres.
Él es la esencia de la excelencia y el orgullo de México
Él es Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!

As Ricardo finishes his introduction of Alberto Del Rio, Alberto begins to slowly walk on the entrance ramp and with a huge smile on his face, he yells something to these peasants sitting in the crowd and booing at him like idiots... Alberto steps on the entrance ramp and poses for people in crowd and the peasants, that are sitting at home, as the flickering pyros fall behind him. Alberto then carries on down and into the ring to a huge negative reception

Matt Striker: Alberto Del Rio and The Miz, a pair I'm going to refer to as Awesome Destiny, looking desperately for a win here tonight.

Jim Ross: And it could very well happen, I just don't know how likely it is.

Del Rio and Miz stand there awaiting their opponents as Ricardo has joined Maryse and ringside and Justin Roberts continues the introductions.

Justin Roberts: And the opponents...

The lights go out in the arena as suddenly a familiar theme begins to play.

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The crowd absolutely loses it as they haven't heard this theme in so long. As they rise to their feet cheering, the men they came to see, Kane and The Undertaker, walk out onto the stage and look out at the crowd and down the ramp at their opponents.

As they make their way down the ramp, Justin Roberts continues in his introduction of the dark and dominant duo.

Justin Roberts: From Parts Unknown. Weighing in at a combined weight of 622 pounds. The team of the "Big Red Machine" Kane and the "Phenom" The Undertaker, Bad Meets Eeeeeeeviiiiiiiiil!

Kane reached the end of the ramp and grabbed the middle rope, pulling himself onto the apron as Undertaker grabbed the coattails of his trenchcoat and made his way up the steel steps. Both men entered the ring as Undertaker removed his trenchcoat and hung it on the top rope as Kane began to raise his arms at his side. Undertaker removed his hat, revealing that he was rolling his eyes back into his head just as Kane drops his arms and fire shoots from the turnbuckles.

Jim Ross: Well Matt, if they weren't intimidated before, they certainly are now!

Matt Striker: I know I am!

The ringside official takes Undertaker's coat and hat and lays it elsewhere as the ring bell sounds and the match begins.

DING DING!​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

(Roddy Piper & Mr. T promo)

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Honor folks, we want to thank you for welcoming us into your homes this evening.

Matt Striker: Yes indeed, Thursday Night Honor has been the talk of the town since its inception and it wouldn't be possible without all of you.

Jim Ross: Well, besides the main event, up next is the most personal match-up we're going to see tonight.

Matt Striker: Jeff Hardy and Judas Mesias have both taken on the responsibility of defending their stable mate against Muhammad Hassan.

Jim Ross: Yes but since it's a triple threat, they will have to fight one another as well, which shouldn't be a problem given their recent history.

The ring bell sounds again as Justin Roberts prepares to do the introductions.

DING DING!

Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a triple threat match! Introducing first...

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*Hassans theme hits and the crowd immediately stand up and boo, Muhammad walks out on stage looking up towards the crowd before he spits down at the ground and begins to walk down the ramp. He stops mid ramp, he looks up in the sky and lifts both hands in the air, this signals backstage as Khali emerges through the curtain with Daivari following behind him. Both all three men walk down the ramp and to the ring.

Justin Roberts: From Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in at 243 pounds. Being accompanied to the ring by The Great Khali and Daivari, the "Arabian Nightmare" Muhammad Hassan!

*Khali and Daivari remain ringside as Hassan enters the ring. He looks up in the sky and lifts both hands in the air again as the crowd rains down on him with boos.

Jim Ross: Well no love lost for Hassan.

Matt Striker: You'd think they'd show someone making their return to the company a little more respect.

Jim Ross: You can't be serious.

As Hassan hands his headdress to Daivari and gets ready for the match ahead, Justin Roberts continues the introductions.

[video=youtube;nLcYRp8md5U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLcYRp8md5U[/video]

The crowd boos as Shannon Moore and his new tag team partner in Mattitude Jeff Hardy emerge from the back.

Justin Roberts: Being accompanied to the ring by the "Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore. From Cameron, North Carolina. Weighing in at 215 pounds. The "Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy!

Jeff and Shannon make their way down the ramp with Jeff entering the ring and Shannon remaining at ringside.

Jim Ross: Well it's good that Jeff brought back-up but considering Hassan has two men, I wouldn't brought Matt out here as well if I were him.

Matt Striker: Maybe if things get out of hand, Gangrel and Shannon can work together against Hassan and Daivari. I seriously doubt Judas Mesias is coming alone.

Justin Roberts continues the introductions.

Justin Roberts: And the opponent...

The lights suddenly go down inside the arena and the familiar whisperings of The Coven's theme begin to be heard throughout the arena.

YO, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?, STEPPING INTO THE REALM
OF THE DEADLY
SINISTER
VAMPIRE WARRIOR!

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'Fangin' n' Bangin' hits the PA system and the crowd begin to stir, in fear and in hatred they boo the immediate entrance of The Coven. A fiery circle forms on the stage, and from the fire emerges Judas Mesias, Ariel by his side and Gangrel trailing behind him. They walk out from the fire in that order as the crowd begin to rain down with boo's.

Justin Roberts: From The Depths of Hell. Weighing in at 245 pounds. Being accompanied to the ring by The Coven, Judas Mesiiiiiiiias!

The blood thirsty cult make their ways down the ramp as a unit as the crowd continue to boo. Mesias has not take his eyes off of Hassan or Hardy since he emerged from the fiery pit. Ariel takes the lead and walks round to the side of the ring, she then props herself up and then gets herself into her signature bat pose then swings down and sits on the middle rope and allows Judas to enter.

Jim Ross: Kevin Thorn with an impressive showing earlier tonight, can Judas Mesias follow in his footsteps?

Matt Striker: He's certainly a dominating presence.

The Coven exit the ring and remain ringside as the ring bell is sounded again.

DING DING!​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Jim Ross: Well folks it comes down to this, R.E.M.E.D.Y. and Beer Money in a Bar Room Brawl.

Matt Striker: It's our main event and it's now. We now go live to the bar.

The camera pans to a local bar where Eddie Guerrero and R-Truth are standing on one side and James Storm and Robert Roode are standing on another. All four men are in street clothes and a referee is standing between them. The bell is heard as the brawl gets underway.

DING DING!

(Match)

CREDITS
Hassan vs. Hardy vs. Mesias-awesome miz
Bad Meets Evil vs. Awesome Destiny-Sam
Mr. T & Roddy Piper promo-Ellis
Undertaker half of Bad Meets Evil promo-Slim
Everything else-Dres

CONFIRMED FOR NEXT WEEK'S HONOR

Eddie Guerrero & Alberto Del Rio vs. The Miz & R-Truth

Jesse Ventura vs. The Undertaker​

 

[Andrew]

Riley vs. Thorn - Dredson
Del Rio & Miz vs. BOD - Sam
Hassan vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Judas Mesias - Awesome Miz
REMEDY vs Beer Money - Dredson

Who is doing what?
​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Dude wtf, you deleted what I had already laid out for the show, including who was to write what. Anyway, I'm writing Riley vs. Thorn and R.E.M.E.D.Y. vs. Beer Money. I'm assigning Bad Meets Evil vs. Del Rio & Miz to Sam and Hassan vs. Hardy vs. Mesias to awesome miz.