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Caged Wrestling Presents:
Live From The People's Republic of China...
Execution
The Night started out in grand fashion. The hit gravity rock band 'The Dirty Funkers' kicked off this Uber-show with a ruckus rendition of Queen's hit 'We Will Rock You' and followed up with their new single 'Gun Belts'. The people in the third largest indoor arena on earth were still going crazy when the lights went up on the ring and none other than Cap Morgan himself came down to the ring to ensure the fine people that they would not have to worry about him losing tonight.
Before he could he was interrupted by Methamphetamine. Meth and Cap jawed for a few moments before Evil Incarnate hit the ring. Saki and Torture brutally attacked Cap. During the assault Torture connected with his devastating 'Bone Crusher' the setup for his reverse figure four submission maneuver, on a steel chair. Cap was saved by his fellow Drunk-N-Public mates, but was it in time? We would have to wait till later on in the night to find out!
After Drunk-N-Public chased off Evil Incarnate and helped Cap Morgan to the back a Video filled the screen. We see The Cholos holding the Tag team titles, they have just won them for the first time, when Heat, newly formed and looking to make their mark attacked. The video shows heat hitting the Flamethrower into a concrete wall on Cholo #1 and then moves on. We see OG Squad members being taken out right and left. Their multiple tries at the tag team titles, only to come up short time and again.. The blood sweat and tears pull you in as the video fades and 'Gangsta Code' OG Squad's theme booms over the arena. Soon all three teams were in the cage, guards were removed and the Warden appeared high atop the arena in a private box. As his voice filled the air the people began to chant, and the bell rang.
Cage Tornado Tag Brawl:
Heat vs OG Squad vs The Cholos
This was one hell of a bout. All three teams put everything they could into it. Pimpin' was taken out early, being knocked out by Humungoid made the match quite interesting. Much of the beginning of the bout centered around Heat and The Cholos fighting over who would pin the unconscious Pimpin' as Dre did his best to keep OG Squad alive in the fight. After going non-stop for close to fifteen minutes the six men had been spent. With all six down, and the warden threatening to call the match a draw Petey Picaso was the sole man able to make it up.. after hitting the Pimphandle Slam on Cholo #1 and The Ho killer on Cholo #2 he was in control. That is until Humungoid made it back to his feet. Humungoid threatened with another knockout blow, but Dre was able to make it up, catching the big man off guard and hitting the Original Guillotine along with Petey. The Ragin Cagin tried to break up the count but was cut off by Dre.
Winners - OG Squad
By Way of Pinfall
00:16:20
( After The match we are taken to the backstage area where we can see Bad Bad Things behind the bars of their cells staring up at a scratchy old television set. We see their reaction to the victory by the OG squad, and the sigh of relief they breathe. They go on to talk about their record against the OG squad, and their upcoming match later on in the night. They promise the OG squad that it will indeed be Bad Bad Things that they face, and that they will lose when it happens.
We go back to the ring just in time to hear the introduction of Telea Afa. )
Grudge Match:
Telea Afa vs 'Montreal Mad Man' Monty Matthews
Afa was heated, not wanting to relinquish his feared Club, but he was eventually coersed. As he was handing over the club he was hit from behind by Monty Matthews and a pair of brass knuckles. Afa was down, but amazingly enough not out. He went on to fight for another fifteen minutes, even though he never seemed fully aware of what he was doing or where he was. At several points it seemed as though Telea would win because of Matthews own bravado, but in the end the match was stopped when the brass knuckles were brought back into it. Matthews hit a Lou Thes Press and pulled them from his trunks, attacking the Wild Samoan with a furious vengeance. The Warden reprimanded Monty as he was dragged from the cage, telling him that it wasn't the last he'd seen of Afa..
Winner – Monty Matthews
By Way of Guard Stoppage
00:09:60
( After Telea Afa was hauled out of the cage on a stretcher we were graced by the face of Vladco Smirnoff, Drunk-N-Public's Veteran manager. Vladco was somewhere in the back, in what looked like one of The People's Republic's many visiting rooms and he did not look happy. Smirnoff went on to tell Methamphetamine and the rest of Evil Incarnate exactly what he thinks of them, sparing no words. He promised victory in both of that night's title matches.. He promises that Drunk-N-Public will leave Execution with three of the four world titles around their waists. It was a heart felt speech that really sucked the crowd in and pumped them up for the next match. )
Television Title Match:
'Stoneface' Sydney Evans vs V ©
Sydney Evans was the first man inside the cage.. he asked for a mic and proceeded to talk. And talk. And talk. Boos filled the arena as Evans droned on and on, boring some nearly to sleep, while inciting the rest to a near riotous rage. Just when it seemed he would never stop the lights went out. The warden raged for the guards to get them back up but it was no good, it seems they weren't controlling the lights that night. It would seem that way because they came back, almost on cue, as V hit Evans with is signature Victory Slam.
The people thought the match would be over right then and there.. but Sydney wasn't done just yet. He still had fight in him and it showed as he was able to reverse a Vintage Driver, sending V flying across the cage and into the concrete floor. The fight went back and forth, neither man seeming to be able to gain the upper hand on the other, until Evans missed with his Granite Slam. The missed inverted vertical suplex gave V just enough room to take control.
V kept that control until the very end when he made Evans scream for mercy and tap out to the V Stretch. Evans had to be helped out of the cage as V celebrated the now longest Television Title reign in Caged Wrestling history. The celebration did not last long as Inca Blanc, one half of the Canadian Outlaws appeared on a pair of crutches. Inca oddly enough seemed to be applauding the efforts of the Television Champion. It all began to make sense when he attacked V with those very crutches. It seems as though Afa didn't do as much damage as he thought. Blanc is a former Television champion, could he have his sights set on the title again?
Winner – V ©
By Way of Submission
00:25:20
( We go to the back where we find Hyphy and his cohorts OG Squad. The three of them seem to be talking among each other until Hyphy notices the camera. He tells Pimpin' and Dre to shut their mouths before going off on the camera. He threatens the masked inmate that has been intruding on his business. He also swears to all the fans that He and OG Squad are on their way up. )
( Hyphy and the OG Squad disappear and are replaced by a dark, steamy, dungeon like room. Inmate # 2571443 can be seen. He doesn't speak... he holds up a picture of Hyphy, ripping it in half and dropping the halves to the floor. He drags his thumb across his throat and points at the camera as we fade away into 'Hyphy Mix 5' Hyphy's theme song... )
Hell in the Hole:
Inmate # 2571443 vs Hyphy
Inmate # 2571443 started out like a house of fire. He took Hyphy up one side of the bloody Hole and down the other, busting the West Coast Gangsta wide open and nearly choking him out. Hyphy tried every dirty trick he could think of, but Inmate # 2571443 was not going to have it. At nine minutes into the match Inmate # 2571443 was going to deliver that deadly modified brainbuster we saw in previous weeks when the door to the Hole came open, flying straight off it's hinges. It was the OG Squad. Inmate # 2571443 fought them off for as long as he could, but with no guards allowed inside of the Hole there was nothing that could be done. Inmate # 2571443 was unable to answer the ten count and the bout was ruled a knockout. Inmate # 2571443 will be forced to remove his mask on Lockup.
Winner – Hyphy
By Way of Knockout
00:11:20
( After Inmate # 2571443 left the cage we cut to a bright static that fills the screen with a white noise that screams out into the air. It cuts off quickly, replaced by a dark black screen with clean white lettering that reads..)
( ' This message has been paid for by Evil Incarnate ' )
( The words fade away from the screen and are replaced by one of the four men that will compete for the World Heavyweight Championship. Methamphetamine is sitting at his round table made of black oak, a goblet filled with a viscous red liquid sitting at his side. He brags about EI's run in on Cap earlier in the night and the brilliance behind the move. He talks about his last title reign and how positive he is that this night will be the beginning of the second one. )
( Static fills the screen again and as it fades we can see Cap Morgan. He is sitting on a hospital stretcher his leg propped up into the air with what looks like a temporary cast wrapped around it. He curses the day Methamphetamine was born and says he no longer cares if he keeps the title or not as long as Methamphetamine doesn't get it. )
Tag Team Title Match:
Stagger Proof vs Bad Bad Things ©
The people in the arena came to their feet with applause as the very first Caged Wrestling Tag Team Champions Stagger Proof exploded onto the scene. When they hit the ring beer bottle caps showered down over them, they celebrated until Bad Bad Things' music hit.
The match started off with Jim Beam and Saki.. the two went back and forth delivering massive shots neither getting the better of the other until Saki dropped to a knee and threw an uppercut. From there Bad Bad Things had everything in control. With several quick tags and quick power maneuvers the Champions were able to wear down Jim, scoring a number of near falls.
Eventually though Jack Daniels had had enough. He stormed into the ring firing off with a duo of superkicks before being pushed out of the ring by Gary Race. Jim clawed and scraped his way back to his corner just in time to make the hot tag, bringing in the fresh Daniels legally. Saki and Torture seemed helpless against the oncoming assault, Torture was Thrown out of the cage and into the audience in the melee. The crowd came to their feet as Stagger Proof pulled the traitor Saki to his feet, and brought him into position for the StaggerBomb...
That was when things got hinkey.
Mark Johnson: What the hell is he doing out here!? Methamphetamine is out here Greene, you tell me what business he has being out here during this match!
Bobby Greene: I know he's out here. I can see that Johnson! I'm not blind you know. And I have no clue what he's doing..
Mark Johnson: Oh no, Torture is back up. Jack and Jim don't even see him...
The challengers dropped Saki's body to the mat like a sac of hammers and turned toward the entrance to deal with the leader of Evil Incarnate. Torture, that immovable object we all hate and despise moves into position as Meth gets closer. Torture reaches out in front of him looking to grab both Jim and Jack and pull them into a double Chinese Water DDT, but they move faster pancaking his face down into the mat. Methamphetamine is steaming now. Stagger Proof pull Saki back up.. STAGGER BOM... no.. Meth is in the ring now with that cane of his. He swipes at Jack Daniels' knee dropping him instantly. Another to the gut of Jim Beam.. and there's the bell. Race is calling for the match, he's trying to get Methamphetamine out of the ring, but it's no use. Saki is back to his feet, they're stomping Stagger Proof... It's Cap Morgan! The Caged Wrestling World Champion races into the ring like a house of fire.. He is obviously still in pain from earlier in the night, but it isn't stopping him. Meth fights him off for a second, but he loses his cane and get's clotheslined out to the floor! There goes Saki with a big back body drop! Cap pulls Torture back to his feet and throws him out by the hair and the people in the arena go insane!
Winner – Stagger Proof
By Way of Disqualification
00:20:21
(Stagger Proof and Cap return to the back, feeling victorious, yet somehow beaten, as the screen fades to black. We hear the sound of a roaring motor. The picture begins to return to the screen and we see Renegade Mike Dent. He is sitting on his fat-boy with a large Cuban cigar sticking out of the side of his mouth. Renegade goes on to tell the people that Meth and Cap are too caught up in each other to see the most dangerous man in the match. The picture fades back to black. )
( A low thumping music is heard as Ramon Ramierez fills the screen. He doesn't speak much, most is in Spanish.. In English he simply says, “AND YOUR NEW CAGED WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION!!! RAMON RAMIEREZ!” )
( Ramon's promo ends and we are graced with a video montage. We see Cap facing off against Afa, Methamphetamine tangling with The Runt. Ramierez and Renegade in their own battles, blood, gore, violence. And at the end we see the Caged Wrestling World Title. )
World Title 4 Corner Match:
Renegade vs Methamphetamine vs Ramon Ramierez vs Cap Morgan ©
All four men were introduced for the main event.. as they enter the ring they are frisked by the guard that will be doing his very best to keep this situation from getting out of control. Lawn Chancey backs each of them to their corner before holding the caged wrestling world title high above his head and calling for the bell.
It was a ruccus bout with all four men shocasing what brought them to the dance in the first place. Renegade Mike Dent started the match off showing his ring general expertise pulling together himself, Cap and Ramon to take out what may be (with Cap hurt after the opening of the show) the most dangerous man in the match Meth. Methamphetamine fought with all his might but was tossed to the outside of the ring where he hit his head hard, we wouldn't see him for nearly 15 minutes after this.
The people inside of the arena were going crazy, anticipating the crowning of a new champion as Renegade attempted his signature move, The Rapture Plunge but their hopes were dashed when Ramon interrupted hitting dent with a huge crescent kick. This was the turning point of the match as Cap pulled himself back to his feet and began to show what made him the champion. A house of fire Cap connected with a powerslam here, a suplex there, clothesline.. Big Boot to the face of Ramierez and suddenly he's the only one standing. Cap signaled for the elbow drop of doom, a move rarely utilized by the champion, and moved to the top rope..
But Methamphetamine is back up. Was he playing possum that whole time? He hooks Cap's leg sending him tumbling down, crashing badly on his left leg. Meth moves to the top rope with a leap and flies off with the crash and burn splash on Dent! He hooks the leg, Cap tries to stop the count but it's too late.. we have a new Caged Wrestling World Champion!
Winner – Methamphetamine ©
By Way of Pinfall
00:32:50
(With the fans going crazy with hate we cut backstage to a somber and scared looking Donald Craig. He is sitting in a chair by himself in the middle of an enormous locker room, and.. is he shaking? He turns his face up toward the camera and tells the people how worried he is. He actually begins to cry... or is he laughing? His face shifts into a huge smile as he tells Larry Holmes how much fun he's going to have with his old lady when he gets out, adding that Larry won't need her any more after tonight. )
(The scene cut to the back, a long dark and dusty hallway. Larry Holmes is standing in the middle of the hall seething. He looks dead on at the camera for only a moment before uttering two words. “FX#$ YOU!” )
Main Event: Execution Match: (Loser will be executed)
'Death Defying' Donald Craig vs Larry 'Lionheart' Holmes
These two men beat the holy hell out of one another for thirty five strait minutes. The back and forth action didn't seem to want to stop, even once they had become visibly winded. The fans chanted both of their names as they did everything in their power to win, and stay alive.
The match moved outside of the ring fifteen minutes in and the two men were hard pressed to take it back inside. Everything and anything they could get their hands on became weapons, Holmes actually stabbed Craig in the face with a pen he took from a fan in the audience.
Holmes was a split hair of a second away from winning when the guard for the match Steve Bordon stopped counting. As Holmes took issue with the larger than life guard Craig surpised him from behind with a quick roll up, that received a much faster than normal count.
Winner – 'Death Defying' Donald Craig
By Way of Submission
00:35:09
( As Craig walked toward the entrance celebrating The Warden appeared in his V.I.P. Box high above the arena. He spoke loud and clear so that everyone in the building could hear. )
( Craig! That was dispicable! Do you think you can make a mockary of this company like that? Holmes, seeing as how the rules have been thrown in the trash here, so is the stipulation.. You have been granted a stay of execution! Craig.. you are in for a world of hurt. And BORDEN! I'll deal with YOU later! )
( Execution goes off the air with Donald Craig's face twisted into a look of hate, Steve Borden's face melting into that of a scared child, and a smile creeping over the face of Larry Holmes... Tune in to Lock-Up to see what happens from here. )
