I haven't seen the last 3 episodes of RAW, and have had to rely on Skype chat to get the basics of what has happened. I understand recent RAW episodes have gone in favour of my homie Daniel Bryan, so I ask you a few questions:
What has changed with the Bryan situation in the last 3 episodes exactly? Please no TLDR's, just a nice detailed summary.
Let's see.
- Bryan challenged HHH to fight him since he HHH wouldn't let him have a title shot and HHH spent a couple of weeks laughing it off and denying him. Finally, Bryan had a confrontation with Orton and Batista and HHH intervened to attack Bryan
- Bryan "hijacked" Raw and a bunch of people in Bryan t-shirts came in (I mean, like 60 or 70 (maybe more) and got in the ring and around ringside "halting" the show, so HHH/Steph came out and HHH gave accepted his challenge at Mania. Then Bryan demanded to be inserted in the WWEWHC match at Mania if he could beat HHH. An enraged HHH accepted.
- HHH told Bryan he wanted to see him face-to-face in the ring "just to talk". After DBD and HHH had a chat in the ring, Steph came out with eight "cops" to arrest our boy and, after they handcuffed Bryan, HHH called them off before proceeding to beat Bryan down severely, "knocking him out" and causing him to be taken away in an ambulance after Raw (3/17) went off the air, leaving Bryan's Mania matches....and his entire career, if not his life.....in jeopardy.
- Oh, and now HHH has created the stip that whoever wins the HHH/DBD match will be inserted into the WWEWHC match and make it a triple threat, so we'll either get Batista/Orton/HHH or Batista/Orton/DBD
What are the Wyatt's and Shield doing at the moment?
The Shield are currently on the same page and beat the crap out of Kane on Raw 3/17. The Wyatts are going after Cena's legacy.
What are Bootista, Randy Jobton, and Cenanuff doing?
Cena's talking about his legacy. Dave and Randall are on-again, off-again buddies. Will they team up to take down the third man in the triple threat or will their hatred for one another keep them apart?
Any other cool updates I have missed?
AJ Lee and Tamina have apparently broken up.
Fandango's still dancing.
There's a 30-man over-the-top battle royal for a big trophy of Andre the Giant at Mania.
The Usos are your tag team champions.
And CM Punk/Phil Brooks likes to talk about zombies.
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