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  1. The Creature has returned

    Thanks to everybody for the congrats and to the people that wished me good luck in the thread I made before I left. I really appreciate it.
  2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Movie 2012

    Sky's the Limit-Authority Zero
  3. ecw getting better

    Just some quick things. 1) Keeb Daddy, have you ever taken a knee to the head? If it doesn't knock you out it'll give you a weeklong headache. And I know this is wrestling and he's not getting hit that hard, but if he did it for real you'd see a lot of concussions. 2) Nancy, you really think...
  4. Do you support Michael Vick?

    Yes he should be suspended. Whether he's guilty or not. There was dogfighting that took place on property he owned. That makes him responsible. Ignorance is no excuse.
  5. The Creature has returned

    That made my stomach turn. I didn't think about it then, but we were in a honeymoon suite. That means other couples did exactly what we did before us. In the same bed. Well, maybe not exactly what we did!
  6. ecw getting better

    I think there doing great with what they have. It seems like Vince is going to treat ECW like the minor leagues. Grow the stars of tomorrow and offer a home to the average/over the hill/past their prime guys. I think just about everyone on the ECW roster would only get used sporadically or be...
  7. The Creature has returned

    We went to Hawaii. We didn't do much outside the hotel room though. HA! Anyway, I knew not a lot of people knew me. I've been on here since March but I don't get a lot of free time so I've only got fifty something posts. Maybe you'll be seeing more of me now that I don't have anything overly...
  8. The Creature has returned

    To update all of you, a while ago I took a break from the site to get married and move into our new house. Well we finally got everyting settled and I finally got my internet hooked up. The wedding was perfect and the reception was awesome. My cousin/best man got shitfaced and was crying...
  9. 2012

    What you're really asking is when will life on Earth end. I doubt the Earth will end. Life on it may die out, but just 'cause nothing on the planet is alive doesn't mean the end of the planet. Maybe we'll be wiped out like the dinosaurs and something new will take our place.
  10. Gone for a month

    I know you're all heartbroken. I'm sure almost no one knows who I am. Anyway, I'm getting married on saturday, so starting tommorow I won't be visiting this fine establishment for maybe a month. Tommorow I have my bachelor party plus a bunch of other shit. Saturday I get hitched, then we fly out...
  11. Your finnishing move (Rip off of a WS thread)

    I'm a big guy so with a bum leg so something that's all upper body. I don't have a name for it, but i would throw him into the ropes and use his own momentum for a chokeslam.
  12. Getting attension in a big crowd

    It's not something I came up with, but run naked through a burger place yelling "I am the other white meat!".
  13. Cowboys vs Eagles

    Cat Fight!
  14. Rich Franklin​ Undergoes Successful Surgery

    It's not really that our perception of how women should look is distorted, it's that Vince's perception of how women should look is distorted. The women's division can easily be saved by adding women who are great wrestlers, but Vince won't do that because all he wants are models that will pose...
  15. Chris Masters Alleges WWE Diva Maintains “Oral Agreementâ€￾ With Creative Writer

    3/5. Something about her that I just can't stand. Can't put my finger on it.