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- What do you think of the IWF Cartoons? Are you going to do something or is it just going to flow...
 

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Who is this Monkeystyle? Will Randy Orton's Boner answer questions for me?
 

Wrestling Station

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What do you think about me?

I hate that question.

another one, would you rather fuck another man or a shark?
so you are asking everyone this question? :shocked:


anyway, for the monkey-boner, i have a question..

What happens when you sleep in the morning, and be awake at night? would it be..
a) probably drunk, so im having severe headache!!
b) was "cojar" (spanish word) all night and i had to sleep 12 straight hours!
c) i work night duties, so the only time i get my nap is at night!
d) my monkey heritage and my monkey culture is doing opposite to what humans usually do!
e) My balls were iching me the whole night and i had to watch porn :( instead of a good girl with fine bum bum beside me on bed due to the itching!
 

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k i'm bored... second run:


1)Appurato che la democrazia fa schifo, xkè pensi che faccia schifo?
2)dovendo scegliere... Allah, Jahvè,il dio cristiano(nota la minuscola), o meglio il suicidio?
3)E se meglio il suicidio, come ti suicideresti?
4)L'amore è una perdita di tempo?
5)Tette, culo, o figa?
6)Quale sarà il prossimo membro bannato?
7)Piatto preferito?
8)Ganja preferita?
9)Se io sono Io e tu sei Tu, chi è + scemo, Io o Tu?
10)Chi è il membro + sexy?

I don't quite grasp number 1
Il suicido, I don't want to have to be that good.
lol suicide by cop.
It uses up a lot of time, but I wouldn't call it a waste of time.
I'm a slave to the figa
TDK
I don't understand that one.
Heh, I get that one. I like some nice northern lights bud from BC when I can get it.
My head hurts.
I dunno, one can never really tell if pictures are real or not.

What would it take for a name chance? Oanax sucks.

I dunno what do you want?

did you ever learn how to roll a joint?

Nope.

- How did you come up with the name "Monkeystyle"

- What do you think of my new signature?

- Which bet did you loose that made you "Randy Orton's Boner"

Just threw two words together randomly really
I dunno I have sigs turned off.
SP's Detroit Red Wings made it further in the play offs than the Habs.

whats with your obsession of double posting, double thread making and saying the same joke more than once? :D
http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5406

I like running something into the ground until its just not interesting anymore.

what would you do to this girl

http://a927.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/110/l_7347fd0a83a4fbfe877a6386ec061016.jpg

and will you make my default group VIP so I can be yellow in the chatbox >;D

I'll take the 5th because the fella is you, and yes.

Who is this Monkeystyle? Will Randy Orton's Boner answer questions for me?

ROB is currently standing in for Monkeystyle who is on vacation.

What do you think about me?

I hate that question.

another one, would you rather fuck another man or a shark?

celibacy.

so you are asking everyone this question? :shocked:


anyway, for the monkey-boner, i have a question..

What happens when you sleep in the morning, and be awake at night? would it be..
a) probably drunk, so im having severe headache!!
b) was "cojar" (spanish word) all night and i had to sleep 12 straight hours!
c) i work night duties, so the only time i get my nap is at night!
d) my monkey heritage and my monkey culture is doing opposite to what humans usually do!
e) My balls were iching me the whole night and i had to watch porn :( instead of a good girl with fine bum bum beside me on bed due to the itching!

The answer is usually a mix between a and b.


Dear, R.O.B:

How bout them Canadiens?

Can't win 'em all.
 

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Its not awful and I will change it if you want but its missing something.
 

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Maybe some seasoning.

I've got it.

EliteSociety.

With the fullstop to emphasize unofficial authority.
 

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why do we park on drive ways and drive on park ways?

Since Jell-o is considered a solid, how come you can't nail it to a wall?
 

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?