RAP BATTLE

[Just Kevin]

Another man threatening to skin me? Please, I've heard that enough.
But, now that you're involved, time to call your bluff.

You say I have no fans, but who are you?
One person who hasn't *won because you couldn't spell at a level higher than grade two.
You make a partnership with Reagan Cole, you need a better club
It's sad if you think you have an ally with that little scrub.

Also, yes, I'm a beaver, but I'm a Pokemon, wearing a silk scarf I got that sleekness
I move fast, you can't catch this, I'll leave you in the cold
I'm an Eelektross I have no weakness.
You're trying to shake the earth, but you don't break the mold.​

Oh damn..

 

[trumanblack]

Gonna set fire to the park before I sleep

Calling eachother names thinking this is just a rap game
you know nothing, my rapping should be inducted to the Hall Of Fame
Leaving it all now because my work here is done
short and sweet but I gotta leave I've got unfinished buisness with your mum​

 

[Crithu]

Another man threatening to skin me? Please, I've heard that enough.
But, now that you're involved, time to call your bluff.

You say I have no fans, but who are you?
One person who hasn't *won because you couldn't spell at a level higher than grade two.
You make a partnership with Reagan Cole, you need a better club
It's sad if you think you have an ally with that little scrub.

Also, yes, I'm a beaver, but I'm a Pokemon, wearing a silk scarf I got that sleekness
I move fast, you can't catch this, I'll leave you in the cold
I'm an Eelektross I have no weakness.
You're trying to shake the earth, but you don't break the mold.​

Okay you dumb pokemon, you’ve just made me pissed

For your info, you just made my list

You come at my grammar, say its no good

But I can say the same thing about your manhood

You think you are the best, and you like to show your brains

But you come at me and I’ll push you more than Vinny pushes Reigns


You may be an Eelektross but be for warned

Cuz I’m about to beat you like Cameron’s Ferrothorn

You want come at me than you better have a plan

I’m Crithu and I’m the best, so drink it in man!

 

[Crithu]

Spoiler: PS

I still love you beavee

 

[Solid Snake]

Spoiler: PS

I still love you beavee

:nowkiss:

 

[Rosie]

Gonna set fire to the park before I sleep

Calling eachother names thinking this is just a rap game
you know nothing, my rapping should be inducted to the Hall Of Fame
Leaving it all now because my work here is done
short and sweet but I gotta leave I've got unfinished buisness with your mum​

Great, a *you're mom joke, we got a bad ass here!
The greatest wordsmith since the days of Shakespeare
With rhymes so robust, originality that should be praised
A spot in the hall reserved for the trail you blazed...

So with it, I let you rest
Hopefully, you were never stressed
Sleep well you little pest
Now leave the stage for the best...
​

Okay you dumb pokemon, you’ve just made me pissed

For your info, you just made my list

You come at my grammar, say its no good

But I can say the same thing about your manhood

You think you are the best, and you like to show your brains

But you come at me and I’ll push you more than Vinny pushes Reigns


You may be an Eelektross but be for warned

Cuz I’m about to beat you like Cameron’s Ferrothorn

You want come at me than you better have a plan35

I’m Crithu and I’m the best, so drink it in man!

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad.
But, I'm already on the legends list, so, you didn't make me sad.
And you're inviting me to come back with a push like Roman Reigns?
Perfect, I spear you like Undertaker and celebrate with champaign!

Because I spit fire with Flamethrower, I have TM 35!
With burns so bad you, wish you never were alive.
You fell into my trap, all according to my plan.
You can't even use spellcheck, you should have ran...​

 

[Rosie]

Spoiler: P.S

You cool Crithu...but man I am on a roll...AND NONE OF THIS IS PERSONAL! YOU ARE ALL GOOD PEOPLE!

 

[Black Wizard]

 

[Crithu]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad.
But, I'm already on the legends list, so, you didn't make me sad.
And you're inviting me to come back with a push like Roman Reigns?
Perfect, I spear you like Undertaker and celebrate with champaign!

Because I spit fire with Flamethrower, I have TM 35!
With burns so bad you, wish you never were alive.
You fell into my trap, all according to my plan.
You can't even use spellcheck, you should have ran...

You enjoy your champaign, you do what you do

But I’m straight edge so know that I’m better than you

You made the legends list, I would say congrats

But the truth is that I don’t give a rat’s ass


You throw me these rhymes, but they don’t do a thing

The damage is smaller than Rollins cock ring.

You act like the best, but you are a total fraud

Your skills are so poor, you make Eva look like a wrestling god


I’m the best in the world everyone knows,

Soon I’ll be rollin’ like the Godfather and his hoes

You are a pokemon, beavee, that’s so cute

Let me know when you evolve into a Crithu, now that’s a shoot!

 

[Solid Snake]

 

[Rosie]

You enjoy your champaign, you do what you do

But I’m straight edge so know that I’m better than you

You made the legends list, I would say congrats

But the truth is that I don’t give a rat’s ass


You throw me these rhymes, but they don’t do a thing

The damage is smaller than Rollins cock ring.

You act like the best, but you are a total fraud

Your skills are so poor, you make Eva look like a wrestling god


I’m the best in the world everyone knows,

Soon I’ll be rollin’ like the Godfather and his hoes

You are a pokemon, beavee, that’s so cute

Let me know when you evolve into a Crithu, now that’s a shoot!

Spoiler

Would respond, but I am very tired and it is 12:37am....so save it for another day...

 

[The Gipper]

Another man threatening to skin me? Please, I've heard that enough.
But, now that you're involved, time to call your bluff.

You say I have no fans, but who are you?
One person who hasn't *won because you couldn't spell at a level higher than grade two.
You make a partnership with Reagan Cole, you need a better club
It's sad if you think you have an ally with that little scrub.

Also, yes, I'm a beaver, but I'm a Pokemon, wearing a silk scarf I got that sleekness
I move fast, you can't catch this, I'll leave you in the cold
I'm an Eelektross I have no weakness.
You're trying to shake the earth, but you don't break the mold.​

Oh now you're messing with the wrong club

So. You're Part Pokemon Part Beaver
Part Human Part Non Achiever
Me givin ya Chills and fever.
While I'm prepping my Meat Cleaver.

Let's face it, I made Ivy Hale.
Actually she looks a bit like a male.
I made the danger show worth reading
cause without me it was bleeding

Let's go into the present
Cause I need to ascent
While you're on your descent
Nearly end of the segment

I'm the one that invited you to creative
I'm the one that's innovative.
You're the one that's still non-native
You're the one playing with my technology's
Wrong placing of apostrophe. Apologies

Also who brought the Averous kid here?
He's on a far lower tier
This is like a Musketeer
fighting a Puppeteer.
What is going on here?

And to Crithu, I couldn't be more proud
Him slaying infront of the crowd.
Bringing to Beaver, his storm cloud.
All of the opponents have now been plowed.​

Spoiler

Would respond, but I am very tired and it is 12:37am....so save it for another day...

You can't use that as a excuse when I'm here at 4:39am ​

 

[Crithu]

I just spent the last however long doing this instead of working on my research paper. This means I'm going to have a long weekend (have to finish my research project tomorrow. Plants take too long to grow).

 

[RedDwarfTechy]

When I see this thread...

 

[Hybrid]