RAP BATTLE

[Rosie]

Thanks man! I've learnt not to play with fire @Beavee

Hey, I may not have evolved, but I got the fire of Flareon
I'm cute like a Sylveon
I shock like a Jolteon
I flow like Vaporeon
I'm crisp like a Leafeon
A mind like Espeon
Sinister as Umbreon
As cold as a Glaceon

Maybe we should nix the monthly battle idea... or just ban @Beavee from participating lol

Beaver just can't resist making long posts at this point XD

For real, he wrote a whole fucking song with pop culture references, relevant hits that stung like a fucking wasp. I'm still feeling that shit.

I'm sorry, but when I come to battle, it's game on...

 

[Just Kevin]

I'm just waiting for @Dat Kid, @Botchie, and @Harley Quinn to come in here and be ashamed of you white people.

Why are you assuming we're all white?

 

[Solid Snake]

And Beavers.

I thought we banned Beavers....

 

[Solid Snake]

Why are you assuming we're all white?

 

[The Gipper]

I thought we banned Beavers....

I don't know anymore! All I know is that's no longer a good idea to come on here at 3am in the morning!

 

[Solid Snake]

I don't know anymore! All I know is that's no longer a good idea to come on here at 3am in the morning!

 

[Rosie]

I thought we banned Beavers....

That explains why I was turned into an Eevee....

 

[trumanblack]

[HASHTAG]#BanBeavee[/HASHTAG]

 

[Farooq]

Man, this thread is so white, when I got pulled over by a cop, I showed him this thread and he let me go.

 

[trumanblack]

Man, this thread is so white, when I got pulled over by a cop, I showed him this thread and he let me go.

Come at us fam

 

[Farooq]

I'd rather get at this when I'm stoned.

 

[Crithu]

You all come in here and attack my master

I’m going to release my rage like a storm, and there ain’t no forecaster

So from this point on, I’m throwing out all class

you’re about to get screwed more than paige’s ass


Just Kev, I’m telling you straight up your response blew

So now I’ll take you down before Woods and Maddox tag team you

You say you’re not as dumb as our current leader

But that’s not true I heard you came from inbreeders

Like the Shockmaster you’re a total flop

You should have thought of that before you mic dropped

They say I have the gift of gab, you now know why

Now to steal from everyone’s favorite girl Cameron, Girl Bye


Averous you claim you are the perfect ten

I’ll prove that your not, welcome to the bullpen

You think bar are straight up fire

But they were originally promised to Ryback, so you’re a straight up liar

You want a shovel that’s what you tell us

Good cuz I buried you and made Triple H jealous

That’s I got, you don’t get any more

Even talking to you now felt like a chore


Hey Beavs, you Canadian beaver man

You come in and refer to yourself as the one man band

But you got no groupies, you got no fans

Hell, the only action that you get is from your right hand.

The colemasters will keep attacking until we’ve one

The little beaver will have no choice but to run.

We’ll catch, we’ll beat you, we’ll put you in a case

A beaver pelt will look good over my fireplace


@Averous
@Beavee
@The Reagmaster
@Just Kevin

 

[The Gipper]

You all come in here and attack my master

I’m going to release my rage like a storm, and there ain’t no forecaster

So from this point on, I’m throwing out all class

you’re about to get screwed more than paige’s ass


Just Kev, I’m telling you straight up your response blew

So now I’ll take you down before Woods and Maddox tag team you

You say you’re not as dumb as our current leader

But that’s not true I heard you came from inbreeders

Like the Shockmaster you’re a total flop

You should have thought of that before you mic dropped

They say I have the gift of gab, you now know why

Now to steal from everyone’s favorite girl Cameron, Girl Bye


Averous you claim you are the perfect ten

I’ll prove that your not, welcome to the bullpen

You think bar are straight up fire

But they were originally promised to Ryback, so you’re a straight up liar

You want a shovel that’s what you tell us

Good cuz I buried you and made Triple H jealous

That’s I got, you don’t get any more

Even talking to you now felt like a chore


Hey Beavs, you Canadian beaver man

You come in and refer to yourself as the one man band

But you got no groupies, you got no fans

Hell, the only action that you get is from your right hand.

The colemasters will keep attacking until we’ve one

The little beaver will have no choice but to run.

We’ll catch, we’ll beat you, we’ll put you in a case

A beaver pelt will look good over my fireplace


@Averous
@Beavee
@The Reagmaster
@Just Kevin

I say Crithu wins.

 

[trumanblack]

You all come in here and attack my master

I’m going to release my rage like a storm, and there ain’t no forecaster

So from this point on, I’m throwing out all class

you’re about to get screwed more than paige’s ass


Just Kev, I’m telling you straight up your response blew

So now I’ll take you down before Woods and Maddox tag team you

You say you’re not as dumb as our current leader

But that’s not true I heard you came from inbreeders

Like the Shockmaster you’re a total flop

You should have thought of that before you mic dropped

They say I have the gift of gab, you now know why

Now to steal from everyone’s favorite girl Cameron, Girl Bye


Averous you claim you are the perfect ten

I’ll prove that your not, welcome to the bullpen

You think bar are straight up fire

But they were originally promised to Ryback, so you’re a straight up liar

You want a shovel that’s what you tell us

Good cuz I buried you and made Triple H jealous

That’s I got, you don’t get any more

Even talking to you now felt like a chore


Hey Beavs, you Canadian beaver man

You come in and refer to yourself as the one man band

But you got no groupies, you got no fans

Hell, the only action that you get is from your right hand.

The colemasters will keep attacking until we’ve one

The little beaver will have no choice but to run.

We’ll catch, we’ll beat you, we’ll put you in a case

A beaver pelt will look good over my fireplace


@Averous
@Beavee
@The Reagmaster
@Just Kevin

someone give me the water again, fml

 

[Rosie]

You all come in here and attack my master

I’m going to release my rage like a storm, and there ain’t no forecaster

So from this point on, I’m throwing out all class

you’re about to get screwed more than paige’s ass


Just Kev, I’m telling you straight up your response blew

So now I’ll take you down before Woods and Maddox tag team you

You say you’re not as dumb as our current leader

But that’s not true I heard you came from inbreeders

Like the Shockmaster you’re a total flop

You should have thought of that before you mic dropped

They say I have the gift of gab, you now know why

Now to steal from everyone’s favorite girl Cameron, Girl Bye


Averous you claim you are the perfect ten

I’ll prove that your not, welcome to the bullpen

You think bar are straight up fire

But they were originally promised to Ryback, so you’re a straight up liar

You want a shovel that’s what you tell us

Good cuz I buried you and made Triple H jealous

That’s I got, you don’t get any more

Even talking to you now felt like a chore


Hey Beavs, you Canadian beaver man

You come in and refer to yourself as the one man band

But you got no groupies, you got no fans

Hell, the only action that you get is from your right hand.

The colemasters will keep attacking until we’ve one

The little beaver will have no choice but to run.

We’ll catch, we’ll beat you, we’ll put you in a case

A beaver pelt will look good over my fireplace


@Averous
@Beavee
@The Reagmaster
@Just Kevin

Another man threatening to skin me? Please, I've heard that enough.
But, now that you're involved, time to call your bluff.

You say I have no fans, but who are you?
One person who hasn't *won because you couldn't spell at a level higher than grade two.
You make a partnership with Reagan Cole, you need a better club
It's sad if you think you have an ally with that little scrub.

Also, yes, I'm a beaver, but I'm a Pokemon, wearing a silk scarf I got that sleekness
I move fast, you can't catch this, I'll leave you in the cold
I'm an Eelektross I have no weakness.
You're trying to shake the earth, but you don't break the mold.​