You Said What!

[seX-Power]

Secretary- "Don't worry, if something goes wrong in the transplant, we can always use the pure blood of your 12 year old doctor."

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Doctor (to patient): Sorry to bother you, but do you know which artery I'm meant to sever?

 

[Quintastic One]

Doctor: You put the foot bone next to the, leeeg bone. You put the leg bone next to the hiiiip bone.

 

[Hometown Kid]

Doctor *talking to nurse*: 2 questions,
1. He does have insurance, right?
2. *While holding The Patient's liver* Where does this go again exactly?

 

[O-Blaze]

Doctor: I got good news and bad news.

Patient: That would be.

Doctor: Well the bad news is that we don't have the tools here to perform this surgery.

Patient: What's the good news.

Doctor: I'm gonna be bagging your mom and your girlfriend tonight*few second pause* at the same time.

 

[Gards Jr.]

Winner for Round one
Moonlight Drive

Next Scenario
On a bus

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Fuck yeah~! Chu koonts owe me rep

For the bus thing-Filthy jews~!

 

[Wrestling Station]

Dont tell me that we are on "speed" (the movie) >_>

 

[Quintastic One]

Creepy looking man: I'm getting off where you're getting off

 

[Moonlight Drive]

I've ridden the bus every day of my life for 28 years, and my teacher still doesn't think I'll understand how the wheels go round and round

 

[Wrestling Station]

*due to so many people attending the bus instead of the trains so its becoming over-crowded*
And old man approaches and gives me a letter. He says: please send this letter to my family, I've been on the bus for 3 years now and couldnt get out of it.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Have you got a little old man in you?

Would you like some?

 

[seX-Power]

Small child to elderly passenger:

"I would get up out of my seat for you, but at the rate this bus is moving, you'll probably be dead by the time we get to your stop anyway."

 

[Moonlight Drive]

(talking on cell phone) So you're sure I cut the red wire? Eh, I'll just try all of them

 

[seX-Power]

Arabic man getting off bus talking to friend:

"Oh shit, I left my turban in my bag, which I left unattended on the bus seat. That bag had my countdown timer and emergency wires in it as well."