YOU can't hold down The Hoff

[Senhor Perfect]

What is your catch phrase? Honestly.

"Lady Deathbane made me famous"
"I'd rather be pretending at my real job"
"My beard grows like a god." (It's true, it's true)
"Danielson wishes i was gay"
This thread is closed, per Crayo's order"

Those are all good.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Those are all good.

Not as good as "Mics, bros?!" But they are a start.

Face it, i'm big league chew and you are bubblegum cigars.

 

[the_hoff]

Hoffs gimmick > yours

Wait, what? Are you a secretly a hoffaholic? A hoffaholic in the closet? The Hoff thanks you for your continued support sir

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Not as good as "Mics, bros?!" But they are a start.

Face it, i'm big league chew and you are bubblegum cigars.

Whatever gets me in your mouth :ksi:

 

[Shadie T]

Gimmick thread :facepalm1:

 

[the_hoff]

Gimmick thread :facepalm1:

The Hoff is going to say this ONE MORE TIME. This is not a gimmick..this is not a gimmick, this is not a friggin' gimmick. :hogan::finger:tunga:

 

[Shadie T]

The Hoff is going to say this ONE MORE TIME. This is not a gimmick..this is not a gimmick, this is not a friggin' gimmick. :hogan::finger:tunga:

Show us evidence you are the real David Hasselhoff

 

[the_hoff]

Show us evidence you are the real David Hasselhoff

The Hoff needs to prove nothing to you. If you don't faith in the Hoff, well, that is your loss buddy

 

[Shadie T]

The Hoff needs to prove nothing to you. If you don't faith in the Hoff, well, that is your loss buddy

I should totally have faith in a gimmick account

 

[the_hoff]

I should totally have faith in a gimmick account

I AM NOT A GIMMICK ACCOUNT

 

[Jonathan]

Adam why does it concern you so much? If you don't like his posts and threads add him to your ignore list, nimwit.

 

[the_hoff]

Adam why does it concern you so much? If you don't like his posts and threads add him to your ignore list, nimwit.

It concerns him so much because he sits on the edge of his chair, inches from the computer screen, hoping, waiting anxiously for The Hoff to type up his next great post.

 

[Shadie T]

Why does this concern you Jonathan?

 

[the_hoff]

Why does this concern you Jonathan?

Hey hey hey, there will be no fighting over The Hoff guys. There's plenty of Hoff to go around

 

[Jonathan]

Why does this concern you Jonathan?

Why? Because you've only posted that he's a shit gimmick account because Crayo has. Before he did, you didn't. And not only that you're ruining his threads (& BLFFL) with your stupid posts.

inb4"ooohwellirony"