YOU can't hold down The Hoff

[the_hoff]

I see how it is. It ALWAYS happens like this. Whenever The Hoff gets ahead, whenever his Hoffaholics start to rally behind him, whenever The Hoff stands up for himself and tells it like it is, they are always right around the corner, being a peepin' tom, ready to strike, to try and take down and censor The Hoff. It will not work. Close The Hoff's thread eh? The Hoff can't be held down. Viva la Hoff. Viva la Resistance

 

[Xanth]

:meh:

 

[Stopspot]

One morning in June
some twenty years ago
I was born a rich man's son
I had everything that money could buy,
but freedom I had none

 

[Coon]

One morning in June
some twenty years ago
I was born a rich man's son
I had everything that money could buy,
but freedom I had none

But freedom can be bought
for all the men caught
the slaves of other men
can be free once again
some may be short
others may be tall...
actually fuck freedom,
you bought them after all.

 

[the_hoff]

:meh:

::: mmkay

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Gimmick user is gimmicky.

 

[Aids Johnson]

You can't write a poem just because you are staff. Coon you had to rip off the fresh prince, Spot i'd rather you rip off the Swedish Chef.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Gimmick user is gimmicky.

Inb4 "This thread has ran its course. Blah Blah Blah Closed."

 

[Coon]

You can't write a poem just because you are staff. Coon you had to rip off the fresh prince, Spot i'd rather you rip off the Swedish Chef.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Inb4 "This thread has ran its course. Blah Blah Blah Closed."

Hoffs gimmick > yours

 

[Aids Johnson]

Nevermind.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Hoffs gimmick > yours

You are WWEF's version of the Miz. Staff loves you, no one else gives a fuck.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

You are WWEF's version of the Miz. Staff loves you, no one else gives a fuck.

At least I have the staff. Absolutely no one cares about you. Sorry bro, mics bro? Skype bro?

 

[Aids Johnson]

At least I have the staff. Absolutely no one cares about you. Sorry bro, mics bro? Skype bro?

You do have a point there.

Destiny.

 

[Aids Johnson]

At least I have the staff. Absolutely no one cares about you. Sorry bro, mics bro? Skype bro?

What is your catch phrase? Honestly.

"Lady Deathbane made me famous"
"I'd rather be pretending at my real job"
"My beard grows like a god." (It's true, it's true)
"Danielson wishes i was gay"
This thread is closed, per Crayo's order"