WWU Power 10
September 9-16, 2008
(-) 1. The Rock-Well who can deny the champion his throne? Rocky claimed the WWU Championship at Retribution, but will he prevail against his arch nemesis, Shawn Michaels, at Saturday Nights Main event?
(-) 2. Shawn Michaels-The former WWU Champion doesn’t slip far from the top with a strong showing on Monday night against Stone Cold
(-) 3. Randy Orton-Orton defeated the Undertaker at Retribution, and followed it up with a victory on Thunder over Mr. Money in the Bank, securing himself a spot in the first Battle Royal. Could this young man be the first World Heavyweight Champion?
(-) 4. Rob Van Dam-The Intercontinental Champion successfully defended his Intercontinental Championship against Chris Jericho, but will he have the same luck next Monday against Rey Mysterio and AJ Styles?
(-) 5. Kurt Angle-Angle took down the Big Red Machine at Retribution, then managed to get a victory over him on Dynamite
(-) 6. Stone Cold Steve Austin-Made an impressive return against Umaga, losing effort against HBK the following night
(-) 7. John Cena-Cena made an impressive debut also, making the former tag team champion Samoa Joe tap out on Thunder
(-) 8. Big Show-Show was on the end of two big wins this week, first over Brock Lesnar and then in a 6 Man tag
(-) 9. Cruiserweight Coalition-These 3 men toppled AJ Styles, Rey Mysterio & floored the Cruiserweight Champion on Thunder. Will this be X-Pac’s fate at Bad Blood?
(-) 10. Chris Jericho-He put up an incredible effort at Retribution, and beat the Hitman by DQ on Friday night. Can he win the Battle Royal #1 next week?
--Lack of colours due to me being on a different computer with some mouse issues. Sorry about that--
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Monday Night Dynamite
Episode 34
September 17, 2008
Pyro!
Pyro!
Pyro!!!
JR: Hello folks and welcome once again to Monday Night Dynamite! We have a blockbuster of a show here tonight, and our Main event is sure to be a slobber-knocker!
King: That’s right JR, tonights show will blow you away, just 5 days before Saturday Nights Main Event!
The Rock walks down to the ring to a mass of boos, he just laughs it off as he enters the ring
The Rock: Finally….The Rock has come back…to once again whoop the candy ass of Shawn Michaels. Now, I know all you people in the stands like this guy, you grab your beer and your extra large t-shirts with his name across them, jump up and down like little girls and chant (puts on a high voice and bounces around like a blueberry) HBK! HBK!
A HBK chant starts
The Rock: My point exactly! You act as if Shawn Michaels is all high and mighty, as if he is the saviour for your dull lives! You cheer him, then go back to your trailers and beat off to his poster until you fall asleep with dreams of one day getting a life time supply of toasted cheese and chocolate sandwiches! But I, The Rock, don’t fall for that Sexy Boy crap, I am sorry, but I much prefer to eat out then have a piece of The People’s Stroodle like you people do, if you know what I mean
Big heat
The Rock: But I’ve had enough of discussing you people’s stupid fantasies, the reason I’m here is to reveal my partner for tonights Main Event…
We hear Mr. Kennedy’s music as he comes down to the ring to massive boos. Kennedy grabs a mic
Kennedy: Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I, Mr. Kennedy, who will be beating the hell out the Heartbreak Kid later tonight!
Shawn Michaels music hits and he comes to the ring
HBK: You two can talk all you want to these fans, without getting to an actual point. The simple fact of the matter is, you two aren’t going to be walking out of the arena on both your feet after you meet my partner-
The Rock and Mr. Kennedy stand waiting for the revelation of HBK’s partner. Suddenly, Kurt Angle slides in behind both to a big pop! He hit’s The Rock in the back with a chair before taking Kennedy down and putting him in the ankle lock. Kennedy taps before Michaels comes to the ring, Angle and Michaels standing over both men
JR: Kurt Angle!
King: I hate to admit it, but Shawn actually has a chance of beating The Rock and Mr. Kennedy tonight
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United States Championship Tournament
Quarter-Final
CM Punk VS John Morrison
JR: I really like this young guy CM Punk, he put up a great showing against the legendary Randy Savage last week
King: But don’t forget about John Morrison, that guy is good. I remember when I had abs like that
JR: Sadly that seems to slip my memory Jerry
Punk tries to run at Morrison early but gets a knee to the gut. Morrison mounts Punk and starts to deliver some forearms. He tries a break-dancing leg drop but CM avoids it, before hitting a heel kick to John for a 2 count. Punk bounces back up and sends Morrison into the turnbuckle. He goes for his trademark knee, but Morrison avoids it and then snaps a neck breaker as Punk wanders away from the turnbuckle. He only gets a 2 count though, as Punk grabs the bottom rope. Morrison goes for the Moonlight Drive, but Punk counters into a suplex. CM goes onto the apron and hits his signature diving clothesline, then hit’s the GTS for the win!
CM Punk wins by pinfall
Advancing to the Semi-Finals: CM Punk
JR: Wow! So we know CM Punk is in, now who will he have to face? Vader or Mick Foley?
King: We’ll find out later tonight JR!
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We are backstage with Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stone Cold: Now I’m sure all these great fans in this arena think Dynamite is the A-show. If I’m right, gimme a Hell Yeah!
Fans chant ‘Hell Yeah’
Stone Cold: But there’s a couple of superstars down on the Thunder roster that seem to think differently. So right now, I’m calling you out Thunder! At Saturday Nights Main event, you people bring one of your best to take on the Rattlesnake! And we’ll all find out who’s the A show, and that’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!
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Homicide w/Hernandez VS World Tag Team Champion, Umaga w/Afa
JR: LAX got a win over The Wild Samoans last week, will they continue their winning ways?
Homicide comes to the ring with Hernandez by his side as Umaga does the same. Umaga immediately tees off on Homicide, visibly angry about last weeks shock loss to LAX. Homicide retaliates with some rights of his own, which wobbles the champion. Homicide comes off the ropes-and is hit with a big thrust kick to the ribs! As Homicide leans on the ropes, Umaga charges at him only to get back dropped down onto Afa! The ref gets to 6 as Umaga gets up, before Homicide comes flying from across the ring and dives onto both the tag team champions!
JR: The champions are on the back foot here, Homicide could get the victory here!
Homicide throws Umaga back in the ring, trying to hoist him up for the Gringo Killer. Umaga counters though, tossing Homicide over his head. Afa is on the outside and angry, smashing stuff at ringside. He hits Hernandez across the head with a television monitor, before climbing into the ring. He proceeds to attack Homicide, prompting a DQ
Homicide wins by disqualification
JR: Well Homicide just got another victory of The Wild Samoans!
King: I think he’s going to get more than he bargained for!
The Wild Samoans continue to attack Homicide, before placing him in the corner for the Samoan Wrecking Ball. Umaga goes for it, but Hernandez comes into the ring and hits him with a steel chair! He turns around and gets the chair thrust kicked into his skull, causing him to collapse. Afa climbs to the top rope and gives Hernandez the People’s Headbutt, as Umaga gets up groggily and gives Homicide a Samoan Spike!
JR: That was just disguting!
Ric Flair walks out onto the ramp to a big pop
Flair: I don’t know if you two savages can understand me, but I’ll tell you anyway. That is the second time LAX have gotten a victory of you two. Now, at Saturday Nights Main event, LAX will take on The Wild Samoans, and if the LAX win, they’ll get a tag team championship match the next night on Dynamite!!
JR: What a huge match-up!
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We come back to see Coach with Rob Van Dam
Coach: RVD, how do you feel about having to defend your championship against Rey Mysterio and AJ Styles tonight?
RVD: Laidback of course Coach. I’ve beaten guys who eat meals the size of Rey Mysterio for a snack, men three times both of their size and 9 times their weight. I’ve had this belt for 9 months, and this guys are no chance at beating me, because when you’re RVD, everything’s cool.
Coach: Alright champ, good luck
RVD: I don’t need luck. You should be giving that luck to Styles and Mysterio, they’re gonna need all of it to not be carried out tonight on a stretcher
JR: Triple Threat action just a little later on tonight!
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Kofi Kingston VS Randy Savage
King: Last week Randy Savage was destroyed by Kane, can he bounce back tonight? Or will Kane make an impact once again on the Macho Man?
Kingston and Savage circle each other in the ring. Kingston goes for a dropkick but Savage dodges. Kofi spins back around and is backed into the corner with heavy elbow strikes. Randy goes to the other side of the ring and charges for a clothesline, but Kingston dodges and hit’s a big dropkick on Savage. Kofi tries to toss Randy into the ropes, but gets countered and thrown himself but does his signature neck rebound manoeuvre!
JR: What an amazing move by Kofi!
Kofi delivers a big neck breaker to Savage before going for his Boom, Boom leg drop. Randy rolls out of the way though and hits Kingston with a big scoop slam, before Savage goes to the top rope. Big elbow drop! 1, 2, 3!
Randy Savage wins by pinfall
JR: The veteran secures the pinfall once again! OH YEAHH!
Kane suddenly begins to come down to the ring
JR: What the hell does he want?
King: Probably to finish what he started!
Savage this time awaits Kane in the ring. Kane steps onto the apron, and Randy begins to unload with hard fists and elbows. Kane pushes Savage away, but Randy comes right back and pulls the head of Kane down, springing the big red machine down to the floor. Kane gets up and is met with a chair shot from Savage! Randy stands over Kane and walks down the ramp to big cheers. After he leaves we see Kane sitting up
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Intercontinental Championship
Rob Van Dam (c) VS Rey Mysterio VS AJ Styles
JR: I’m sure the champions words fired up both his opponents, King, was this foolish on RVD’s part?
King: It was all part of Van Dam’s strategy JR, just wait and see!
AJ and Rey both immediately attack RVD, backing him into the corner. They both hit the champion with boots and fists, before AJ dumps Mysterio over the top rope and gives Van Dam a big hurracanrana! Styles goes for a Stylin’ DDT, but Rob moves and gives him a big heel kick. Van Dam goes for Rolling Thunder, but AJ moves. They both slowly get up to their feet-when Rey suddenly springboards on the top rope delivering a West Coast Pop to both Styles and Van Dam!!
JR: The Masked Marvel once again show his high-flying prowess, taking down AJ Styles and the Intercontinental Champion, Rob Van Dam!
Rey puts an arm over both men but only gets a 2 count out of both men. Rey gets up to his feet at about the same time as RVD, who he takes through the ropes with a big cross body. Rey and Rob battle on the outside, knocking each other to their feet. They get up and suddenly AJ leaps off the top and gives both a Shooting Styles press!! All 3 men lay on the floor, until AJ gets up. He grabs Rey by the head and throws him into the ring, covering for a 2 count. AJ now attempts to give Mysterio a Styles Clash, but Rey counters and back drops him, before going to the top rope. But RVD is up now, and shakes the ropes. Mysterio falls, but then AJ hits Van Dam with the Pele kick! He falls back to the floor
JR: What a fast-paced match-up, it’s like watching a flea circus King!
Styles hooks Mysterio in and tries to give him a super-plex, but Rey wriggles off the side and dropkicks AJ in the butt, knocking him onto the second rope!!
King: He’s dialing up!
JR: Wine me, dine me, 619 me!
Rey gives AJ a big 619 and then is about to springboard, but Rob comes along and pulls him off the apron. He scrambles into the ring and covers Styles for the 3 count
Rob Van Dam wins by pinfall
Still Intercontinental Champion: Rob Van Dam
JR: What!! RVD stole the belt from Rey!
King: I told you it was ALL part of the champions strategy, I don’t think anyone will ever get the belt off this young man!
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Backstage, we see Randy Savage in his locker room, he has his bag and is looking to leave the arena. Suddenly, Kane comes up behind him and knocks Savage to the floor. Kane begins to stomp on Randy before dragging him by the hair and tossing him face first into a metal door. Randy is out cold and Kane begins to choke him until Savage bleeds profusely, only letting go when at least 10 trainers come and force Kane to leave
King: Nobody messes with the Big Red Machine Jim, NOBODY!
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United States Championship Tournament
Opening Round
Vader VS Mick Foley
JR: This is the final opening round match-up, will the ferocious Vader or the Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley be advancing onto the Semi-Finals at Saturday Nights Main Event to face CM Punk?
King: Nothing can stop Vader, not even Foley
Foley tries to get a start on early, striking Vader with rights and lefts until he’s backed into the corner. Mick keeps going, until he’s shoved off. He runs towards Vader only to get hit with a big clothesline. Vader now dominates, working over Mick’s back. He delivers a Vaderbomb for the 3 count
Vader wins by pinfall
Advancing to the Semi-Finals: Vader
King: And that’s exactly what’s going to happen to CM Punk this Saturday night!
JR: Stay right here folks, our Main event is up right after these short commercial breaks!
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Main Event
WWU Champion, The Rock & Mr. Kennedy VS Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle
King: This match-up will without a doubt have a huge effect leading into Saturday Nights Main Event in just 5 days!
JR: Indeed it will partner, The Rock will be defending his WWU Championship against the original champion, the man who he stole it from, Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle will take on Mr. Kennedy in the Semi-Finals of the United States Championship Tournament!
King: All the emotion and anger in this match-up could definitely boil over!
The Rock starts off the match with Angle, but the fans begin a raucous ’HBK’ chant. Angle tags in Shawn, but Rocky slides back into his corner and tags in Mr. Kennedy to a big batch of boos. HBK yells at Rocky who is standing outside on the floor, and Kennedy takes advantage coming up behind the former champion and delivering a big neck breaker. Kennedy starts to stomp on Michaels, who manages to fight his way up to the second rope. Kennedy springs across from the opposite side of the ring and hit’s a big running boot to the temple of HBK. Rocky now wants in, reaching out for the tag
JR: So now The Rock wants to get in the ring with Shawn Michaels, after he’s been battered and bruised by Kennedy!
Rocky is tagged in and he pulls Michaels up by the hair, before throwing him into the turnbuckle. He delivers tonnes of right hands before taunting the crowd and throwing HBK across to the other turnbuckle, but Shawn counters! He throws Rocky into it chest first before hitting a big back drop as he stumbled away. Shawn and Rock both crawl and get the tag to Angle and Kennedy respectively. The crowd goes wild as Kurt unloads on Kennedy with fists and clotheslines, followed by 2 German suplexes. He goes for the third, but Kennedy reverses and gives Kurt a German suplex of his own. Kennedy sets Angle up for the Mic Check, but Kurt reverses and delivers the Angle Slam!! Kurt gets up and drops the straps
JR: HBK said earlier tonight The Rock and Kennedy wouldn’t be leaving tonight on both their feet!
But before Kurt can lock in the hold, The Rock comes zooming in and clotheslines the hell out of him. HBK enters the ring and knocks The Rock to the mat though with Sweet Chin Music! The referee now pushes Shawn out of the ring, and Kennedy hits Kurt with a low blow!! Mr. Kennedy hit’s the Mic Check on Angle for the 3 count
WWU Champion, The Rock & Mr. Kennedy win by pinfall
JR: Well that’s typical Kennedy for you
King: It definitely is JR, typical Kennedy-WINNING!
Shawn now storms the ring and begins to attack Kennedy hitting some big Sweet Chin Music. The Rock runs into the ring and goes for a big clothesline, but HBK ducks and gives him Sweet Chin Music too before going and grabbing the WWU Championship belt and raising it high in the air
JR: Could this be the scene at Saturday Nights Main Event? Shawn Michaels, the first 2-time WWU Champion?
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WWU Dynamite & Thunder present
Saturday Nights Main Event
September 22, 2008
Main event
WWU Championship
The Rock (c) VS Shawn Michaels
United States Championship Tournament
Semi-Final
Kurt Angle VS Mr. Kennedy
United States Championship Tournament
Semi-Final
CM Punk VS Vader
Interpromotional Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin VS TBA Thunder superstar
If LAX win, they get a World Tag Team Championship match on Monday Night Dynamite
World Tag Team Champions, Lax VS World Tag Team Champions, The Wild Samoans
