WWU Monday Night Dynamite
Episode 33
September 10, 2008
-Opening video highlights last nights PPV. Then it switches to showing clips of some of the new superstars which have joined Monday Night Dynamite-
Pyro!
Pyro!
Pyro!
JR: Hello wrestling fans and welcome to the first Post-Draft edition of Monday Night Dynamite! Now let me hand it over to my new partner, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler!
King: Thanks Jim! We sure do have a blockbuster show planned for you folks tonight! The United States Championship Tournament begins, many superstars new and old debut and in 2 weeks we’ll have the first ever WWU edition of Saturday Nights Main Event!
JR: That’s right; we’ve got some legendary figures such as Randy Savage, and some brand new faces like the young Kofi Kingston!
King: But to kick it all off, here’s our NEW WWU Champion, the greatest superstar to set foot inside a wrestling ring, The Rock!!
The Rock comes to the ring and is booed heavily
Rocky: Finally…The Rock has com-No The Rock isn’t even going to give you people the satisfaction of hearing that line. What The Rock has finally done has claimed the WWU Championship, a title The Rock rightfully deserves and is going to hold onto for a long…LONG time. After so long as being the champion nobody wanted, Shawn Michaels finally lost this title last night. Now The Rock has one thing to say to HBK, and that’s KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You can whinge and complain, but now little kid, you can tap dance right to the back of the line, because you’re not going to get a chance at this championship until I decide it’s time your candy ass needs to check into the smackdown hotel one more time!
‘Sexy Boy’ is heard throughout the arena, to a big pop, as Shawn Michaels comes down to the ring
HBK: Hold it right there Rocky! I think you’re the one who needs to know their role and shut their mouth! You come out here, after using a steel chair to beat me last night, and claim I don’t deserve my re-match? Last time I checked, I’ve beaten you more times than anyone else in this company! The Showstopper beat your candy ass so many times you just gave up!
Rock: So, that’s it? You think just because you say so you get another shot?
HBK: That’s exactly what I-
Rock: It doesn’t matter what you think! Because Shawn, you’re no longer champion, The Rock is! And the sooner people realise that the better! There’s nobody in this company in this company I haven’t beat, and The Rock means no-
Stone Cold’s music is heard and he comes down to the ring to a massive pop as well
Austin: Now I am sorry to interrupt this little tea party you boys are having, but I am getting sick of all this bullshit. Stone Cold has beaten both your asses more times than people have flipped Rocky here the bird. Hell, I think I’ll add another (gives Rock the finger to a big pop). Now it’s Stone Cold’s time to challenge for that belt, and that’s the bottom-
Rock: (High mocking voice) And that’s the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.
Rock: No way buddy, the bottom line says, The Rock is the champion, and you’ve only had one match here. Yet you think you can bring you’re big old chrome dome into this arena and claim to deserve a championship match? Why don’t you just go home and drink yourself into an early grave you bald headed bitch. Just like HB-Gay, you gotta know your role and-
HBK: Shut your mouth! Both of you! Compared to me, you two are just rookies fresh out of school. I’ve been in this business for more than 20 years, and I’ve beaten more people than Rocky has stupid catch-phrases. I got screwed last night, and I need my re-match. Stone Cold, you have been here one night, you better move to the back of the line, before you wake up in a hospital bed with a pair of false teeth!
Flair comes down onto the ramp
Flair: Whoa guys, there’s a lot of tension here, and the Nature Boy is here to sort it out. All 3 of you should know your roles, because I make the matches round here, not you guys. There’s only one way to settle this, Stone Cold VS Shawn Michaels tonight, and the winner faces The Rock for the WWU Championship at Saturday Nights Main Event! And that’s the bottom line, because the GM said so. WOO!
Big cheers all around the arena as we cut to commercial
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United States Championship Tournament
Opening Round
Kurt Angle VS Kane
JR: These two men battled to a no contest last night at Retribution, who will continue on with a chance to become the first ever WWU United States Champion?
Angle and Kane slowly circle each other in the ring before locking up, Kane tossing Angle into the corner and repeatedly striking him in the gut and jaw. The referee makes Kane get off and Kurt goes on the offensive with a single leg takedown, before trying to get Kane in an Ankle Lock early on. The Big Red Machine kicks him off and then connects with a Sidewalk Slam, which only gets him a 2 count. Kane gets to his feet and hits a big leg drop on Angle, before climbing up onto the top rope. He flies off of his trademark clothesline, but Angle ducks under and delivers a big German suplex!
JR: What an incredible counter! But Kurt keep the Big Red Machine on the back foot?
Angle waits for Kane to get up again, before delivering another German, followed by a second, but Kane blocks the third with an elbow to the temple. Kurt runs at Kane but is hit with a big boot. Kane now begins to work over Angle’s arm. As we go to commercial, Kurt is being scoop slammed.
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We come back and Kane has Kurt in a Fujiwara armbar. The crowd wills Angle to get to his feet, but Kane places an elbow to the temple of Kurt followed by a stiff clothesline. Kane now climbs up to the top rope slowly. Angle though manages to get to his feet and shake the rope, making Kane fall down onto the top turnbuckle!
King: I don’t think we’ll be seeing any Little Red Machines for awhile after that JR!
Angle slowly climbs onto the top rope and hooks Kane in a front facelock. He hoists Kane up and with all his strength manages to hit a superplex to the big man! Kane hits the mat hard and Kurt drops the straps, before locking in the Ankle Lock! Kane is looking for a way out, but the ropes are far away. Kane uses all his remaining strength to push Kurt off, before running at him. Kurt ducks though and hits the Angle Slam! 1, 2, 3!
Kurt Angle wins by pinfall
Advancing to the Semi-Finals: Kurt Angle
JR: He’s done it! The Olympic Gold Medallist has pinned Kane!
As Angle celebrates his win, Kane is going berserk. He starts throwing the referee around and ripping off turnbuckle covers. Security come and try to control him, but he just big boots and uppercuts them, before delivering a Double Chokeslam to two of the guards. He laughs and does his fire before he walks down the ramp angrily
King: Angle may have won, but Kane is pissed off!
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JR: And we’re right back into the action again folks, with the legendary Randy Savage taking on the hot-shot newcomer CM Punk!
King: OH YEAHHH!
Randy Savage VS CM Punk
Match-up starts with a big pop for both guys. Lock-up before Savage shoves Punk off and hits a big running knee to his gut. Randy begins to pull CM up by the hair, but gets hit with some forearm shots which send him back into the turnbuckle. Punk runs and hits him with the knee to the face/clothesline combo! CM now stands on the apron for his trademark springboard clothesline, but Randy catches him in the air!
JR: There’s that legendary strength of the Macho Man!
Savage tosses CM Punk over in a powerslam for a 2 count. Savage puts Punk in a rear naked choke when we hear Kane’s music and the Big Red Machine comes to the ring angrily.
King: This could add a lot of spice to this match-up! Kane is probably still going off after his last match!
Savage releases the hold as Kane comes to the ring and comes onto the apron. Savage taunts him daring him to come into the ring. Kane steps over the ropes and Randy begins to tee off on him, till he’s hit with a big uppercut
Randy Savage wins by DQ
Kane continues the assault on the Macho Man. CM Punk gets up and tries to help out, but Kane big boots him straight through the ropes. He grabs Savage around the throat before hoisting him up and chokeslamming him down to the mat
JR: What the hell! What did Savage, or Punk for that matter, do to deserve this!
King: Absolutely nothing. But that doesn’t matter, because the Big Red Machine does what he wants when he wants. And who’s gonna stop him?
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We come back to see The Rock sitting on a lounge in his locker room watching Dynamite. Coach walks in
Coach: Uhh, champ…
Rock: Excuse me?
Coach: I mean excuse me Rock.
Rock: Now that’s matter. I’m here enjoying MY show, and everyone in this company has seemed to have forgotten their roles and forgotten I am the champion
Coach: Anyway Rock, after tonight, you will either have to face Shawn Michaels, a man who you were engaged in a bloody feud with earlier in the year, or your long-time nemesis Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who do you think would be a tougher opponent?
Rock: What do you think Coach?
Coach: Well I-
Rock: It doesn’t matter what you think! The only man that matters is The Rock, not some stroodle loving Barry Manilow fan! It doesn’t matter who wins tonight, I’ll beat them just like all the time I have before! Now get the hell out of my locker room before I kick you out!
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United States Championship Tournament
Opening Round
Mr. Kennedy VS Kofi Kingston
JR: Strong words from the champion there King
King: Shh JR! We are about to witness the brightest young stars to set foot in this company. None other than Mrrrrrrrrrr Kennedy! Kennedy! So good you have to say it twice JR!
JR: Well I’d rather he let his actions speak for him, like the young Jamaican Kofi Kingston!
King: Pease, he doesn’t stand a chance JR!
Kennedy tries to start the match with a right hand, but Kofi ducks and hits some forearms of his own. Kingston throws Kennedy to the ropes, leapfrogs over his head twice, but then Kennedy connects with a big dropkick to the gut. He covers for 2. Kofi is getting up to his feet and Kennedy hits him hard in the gut followed up with a DDT. MR. Kennedy pulls Kofi up by the dreadlocks, and has him in position for a Mic Check. Kofi hits some elbows to the head making Kennedy release him, then jumps up and hits a big heel kick to Mr. Kennedy. Kofi gets a huge pop
JR: Well Kofi sure does have the support of the fans!
King: Like that really matters
JR: We’ll come back to this match-up after the break!
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We come back and Kennedy has Kingston in a torture rack. Kingston is in pain, but manages to deal some elbows to the head of Kennedy and get onto the mat, before delivering a big neckbreaker. Kofi gets up to his feet and does the BOOM BOOM, but Kennedy rolls out of the way of the leg drop! Kingston gets up clutching his knee, and Kennedy charges forward, delivering a dropkick to his knee. Kennedy then goes to the other side of the ring and sprints at Kofi, delivering a boot to the side of his head, but only collecting a 2 count. Kennedy is angry and works over the knee of Kofi for the next couple of minutes, staying in complete control.
King: How about these actions JR? Just like his shirt says, talk loud, hit harder!
Kofi gets to the rope while Kennedy has a kind of leg lock locked in. And Mr. Kennedy decides it’s time to finish it and he puts Kofi on his shoulders for the Green Bay Plunge. Kingston manages to flip Kennedy off though, and then comes off the top rope with a big crossbody! Both men bounce back up and Kofi goes for the Trouble in Paradise, but Kennedy ducks!! Kofi slowly gets to his feet and then is floored with a Mic Check!
Mr. Kennedy wins by pinfall
Advancing to the Semi-Finals: Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy grabs a microphone
Kennedy: For all you little boys and girls in the crowd who frankly I could care less about, and the old forgotten losers who’s dreams were crushed when they realised they didn’t have the chiselled physique and charisma to become as great as me, your winner, MRRRRRRRRRRR KENNNEDY…KENNEDY!
Kennedy: Theatrics aside, I am truly the future of this company. Kofi Kingston is nothing. Compared to Mr. Kennedy, that’s just unfair. Comparing anyone to Mr. Kennedy is like comparing Hulk Hogan to Gillberg. There’s no comparison to be made
Kennedy: And the same can be said for my next victim, Kurt Angle. You think your so great because you’re an Olympic Gold Medallist, the King of the Ring, but there’s one thing you’ll never be-and that is the United States Champion, because I am going to win that belt and carry it all the way to the bank!
King: Strong words, but we know Kennedy…Kennedy! Can back them up!
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No. 1 Contendership for the Intercontinental Championship
AJ Styles VS Rey Mysterio
JR: Who will challenge RVD for the Intercontinental Championship next week here on Dynamite?
King: I don’t know but neither of these guys deserves it. They do pretty flips, but hey, that’s not enough to take down Rob Van Dam!
Rey enters the ring and AJ leapfrogs over his head and gets him in a sunset flip, looking for the quick victory, but Rey rolls out of it. He swings for a kick to AJ’s head, but Styles ducks and hooks his legs around Rey’s head, delivering a big hurracanrana. Styles gets up by runs into a dropkick from Rey, followed by another. Rey goes for a forearm, but AJ ducks under and hits a Stylin’ DDT for a 2 count! AJ gets up as does Rey, who jumps up and gives Styles a big tornado DDT! The crowd is erupting as Rey goes up to the top rope. He flies off for a crossbody, but Styles avoids it
JR: This action is too fast to call!
AJ puts Rey in an armbar, but Mysterio fights out with knees to the head. Rey gets up to his feet and the two trade fists, until Mysterio ducks one and slides between AJ’s legs, attempting a roll-up. Styles gets out quickly though, only to receive a drop toe hold onto the second rope! Rey dial’s up for the 619- but AJ gets out of the way and gives Rey a Pele on the apron, which sends him down to the floor! AJ gets up and then delivers a Shooting Styles Press, taking himself and Rey down to the floor!
King: Both men are out on the floor! Hey look JR! Here comes RVD!
Van Dam comes from the back and throws his belt in the ring past the referee, who turns his back to grab it. Van Dam kicks both Styles and Mysterio in the nuts before the ref turns around and runs down to the back, neither man being able to answer the 10 count
Double Countout
King: Hahaha, brilliant move by RVD! If nobody wins, nobody gets an opportunity!
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Backstage we see Coach chasing after Rob Van Dam in the back
Coach: Champ, hey champ
RVD stops and turns around, letting Coach catch up
RVD: What do you want man?
Coach: RVD, care to explain your actions just moments ago?
RVD: Explain? I don’t think there’s an explanation needed dude. Mr. Monday Night heard about that match, and man I was confused. AJ Styles? Rey Mysterio? They couldn’t lace up my boots! I am the Intercontinental Champion, and have been for the last 9 months! I’m the longest reigning champion of any kind here! I-
RVD is cut off by Ric Flair
Flair: WOO! So you’re the longest reigning champion, and you think by doing a run-in in that match-up you’d get out of defending you’re belt? Well the 16 TIME CHAMPION has a different plan. The Nature Boy thinks next week, you can defend your championship against AJ Styles
Crowd pops
Flair:…AND REY MYSTERIO!
Huge pop. RVD is irate and storms out of sight
JR: Whoa! What a huge match-up! A Triple Threat match for the Intercontinental Championship next week!
King: What! Flair put RVD at a disadvantage on purpose!
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Non-title
LAX VS World Tag Team Champions, The Wild Samoans
JR: Can the new team of Homicide and Hernandez take down the tag champions?
King: The Wild Samoans have dominated the tag scene here since their inception; no way could some rookie team brand new to the WWU topple them!
Umaga starts off in the ring with Hernandez. Hernandez unloads on Umaga with some forearms and right hands. The champion is a little dazed and Hernandez springs off the ropes, but is hit with a big clothesline from Umaga. He then gets dragged to the corner and Umaga goes for the Samoan Bulldozer. Hernandez moves out of the way though and Umaga stays perched in the corner, before Hernandez delivers a running splash followed by a Crackerjack!
JR: They don’t look like rookies anymore King!
Umaga tags in Afa the same time Hernandez tags Homicide. Homicide climbs to the top rope and tries to crossbody Afa-who catches him and delivers a big black hole slam! Afa covers but only gets a 2. He begins to stomp on the back of Homicide’s head, before dragging him by the skull to his corner and tagging in Umaga. Afa gives Homicide a Samoan Drop, before Umaga comes off the second rope with a headbutt to the ribs. Umaga covers but only gets a two. The Samoan Bulldozer is irate and pulls up Homicide by the head for the Samoan Spike, but Homicide ducks under and tags Hernandez to a big pop. Hernandez gets the hot tag and begins to clear house on both Umaga and Afa. Hernandez gets Afa up for a Border Toss, but Umaga comes in with a thrust kick to the throat of Hernandez!
King: Haha, they look like rookies now! The champions are unstoppable!
Umaga climbs up to the top rope and does a little crazy taunt thing, before flying off for a big splash! One, Two-No! Hernandez kicked out! Umaa is irate again and tags in Afa. Afa hits a big belly-to-belly suplex to Hernandez, who is getting to his feet near Umaga. Afa charges but Hernandez ducks and Afa runs straight into his partner! Afa is worried and turns around only to have Hernandez hit him with the Border Toss! Hernandez tags in Homicide who flies off the top rope with a Frog Splash for the surprise victory!
LAX wins by pinfall
JR: They did it! The Latin American XChange pulls off the surprise victory thanks to some mis-communication from the Wild Samoans!
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Shawn Michaels is backstage with Coach
Coach: Shawn, a little later tonight, you’re going to be facing off with Stone Cold for a chance at The Rock come Satur-
HBK: Hold it right there Coach! I shouldn’t even need to be in this match. I deserve a re-match and that pompous little ass knows it! He cheated last night to win, and the Heartbreak Kid is going to steal the show once again! So Stone Cold, get ready to have your ass whooped like never before!!
HBK shoves Coach and storms off angrily, getting ready for his match
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Vader VS Jeff Hardy
JR: We’ve seen Jeff Hardy compete in tag team wrestling before, how will he fare against Vader?
King: Not well, Vader is one of the biggest and baddest superstars of all time!
Hardy immeadiately tries to take down Vader, but is stopped dead in his tracks with a big clothesline. Vader is getting booed as he holds Hardy up by the hair parading him for the crowd. Jeff goes for a kick to the gut, but Vader catches it. Jeff though spins round and hits the big man with a mule kick which sends him leaning on the ropes. Jeff runs towards him but gets back dropped high, only to land on the apron. Hardy runs up to the top rope and when Vader turns around dives off-only to be caught in a big bearhug! Vader shakes him like a rag doll for a while, until Jeff fires back with some elbows to the head. Hardy gets back into a standing position and tries to gives Vader a Twist of Fate, but Vader grabs him and hoists him onto his shoulder, hitting a big running powerslam!! Jeff writhes in pain as he is lifting up and then planted with the Vaderbomb!
King: Nobody kicks out of that one JR
Vader wins by pinfall
JR: If Vader keeps up this kind of dominance, we could see the future United States Champion!
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JR: It’s Main Event time folks!
King: And a match with big repercussions! Who will challenge The Rock at Saturday Nights Main Event? Stone Cold or HBK?
Main Event
Winner faces The Rock for the WWU Championship at Saturday Nights Main Event
Shawn Michaels VS Stone Cold Steve Austin
The two men shake hands before they begin. They circle the ring and prepare to lock-up, but Austin just floors HBK with a right hand, before bouncing off the ropes and hitting a forearm to the face. Stone Cold throws HBK over to the corner and starts stomping a mudhole. He lifts up Michaels for a suplex, but HBK hits some fists to the gut and gives Steve a big scoop slam. HBK covers for a 2 before putting Stone Cold in a side headlock. Austin gets to his feet before dealing some punches to the gut of Michaels, then hitting him with a big clothesline. Stone Cold waits for Michaels to get up before grabbing him by the head and attempting to throw him over the rope. Austin thinks he has but Michaels holds on and skins the cat!
JR: That’s some old school Shawn Michaels right there!
Steve notices and runs at Michaels, only to be back dropped all the way to the floor! As he gets up HBK flies over the top rope and hits a big plancha on the Rattlesnake to a huge crowd reaction. The two men roll around on the floor until they get up at about 4. Austin tries to throw Michaels into the barricade, but HBK stops himself just before it. He spins around and Stone Cold gives him a HUGE clothesline which makes him Shawn flies into the crowd
JR: My God! What a slobber knocker of a clothesline!!
The referee is at 8 and Stone Cold runs in and out of the ring, before hooking Michaels in a front facelock and lifting him up for a suplex back onto the floor. HBK spins around though and lands on his feet, giving Austin a big dropkick when he turns around. HBK throws Stone Cold into the ring and then follows him, getting a 1 count. Shawn waits for Austin to get up and then gives him a scoop slam, before flying from the top rope and giving Steve the big elbow! HBK jumps up and starts to tune up the band!
King: No! If this connects, The Rock might be getting to hear the band tune up at Saturday Nights Main Event!
JR: You sound a little scared King!
Shawn sidesteps and goes for it, but Austin ducks! Stunner-No! HBK shoves him off! HBK goes for a clothesline but Stone Cold ducks, coming from the opposite side of the rig and catching Shawn with a Lou Thesz press, followed by repeated punches to the skull. Stone Cold covers but only gets a two count. Austin stomps hard on Shawn’s abdomen before whipping him to the corner. He starts to hit some hard body shots, followed by a stiff right hand that twists Michaels’ jaw around, making the referee make Austin back away. Steve attempts to go back over but like a bullet Shawn connects with the Sweet Chin Music!!! 1, 2, 3!
Shawn Michaels wins by pinfall
King: No!!
JR: There it is! There it is! Rock V Michaels IV! What a match-up!
HBK celebrates in the ring as The Rock walks out onto the ramp shaking his head. He is pissed off and HBK just stands in the ring smiling, before making the hand motion for ‘Just Bring itâ€
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Dynamite & Thunder present
WWU Saturday Nights Main Event
September 22, 2008
Main Event
WWU Championship
The Rock VS Shawn Michaels IV
United States Championship Tournament
Semi-Final
Kurt Angle VS Mr. Kennedy
United States Championship Tournament
Semi-Final
Vader/Mick Foley VS CM Punk/John Morrison
