WWRD: What Would Russo Do?
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PLEASE let me have this one.
Russo: Oh! I know what we can do. Kane and Rey Mysterio ends in No DQ with no other than... CHAVO GUERRERO INTERFERRING (wtf he's still employed?) and costing Rey the match. Meanwhile, Undertaker returns and reveals that Kane was really the one that put the Undertaker out... but wait, in a SWERVE Undertaker actually put HIMSELF in a coma to try to frame Kane (omg!@), thus Undertaker is now heel (I think) and Kane is the face (again!). There's only one way to decide this feud, Undertaker and Kane will compete in a... MASK ON A POLE MATCH! Kane's mask and former self will hang 20 feet above the ground on a pole to decide the fate of the World Heavyweight Championship. In the end, Kane claims his mask down from the pole (who cares about the title) and puts it on, the lights go out and then 6 RANDOM NINJAS APPEAR AND BEGIN TO ATTACK KANE! They pummel him to the ground and all take turns hitting him with chairs. The lights go out and Kane and the ninjas are gone. Kane is never seen in the WWE again.
The title is then relinquished by default and to decide the new champion there will be a... REVERSE BATTLE ROYAL on next weeks Smackdown (taped). The object of the match is to be the first man to ENTER the ring to become the new world heavyweight champion. The winner of the match ends up being a returning David Arquette who was seemingly hiding under the ring the whole time waiting for this moment and opportunity to finally arise.
Alternative ending: Hornswoggle instead (Russo always has a back-up plan just in case he can't pay David Arquette enough to appear and take the title).
^ LMAO, I can imagine Russo with his New York accent spewing out those ideas in a creative meeting.
I'd seriously love to see how Russo comes up with his stuff. He probably just rolls a dice to choose either "tournament", "gauntlet", "pole", "lockbox", or "vacate"
I'd seriously love to see how Russo comes up with his stuff. He probably just rolls a dice to choose either "tournament", "gauntlet", "pole", "lockbox", or "vacate"
LMFAOOOO
Double swerves and Heel-Face confusion, classic Russo crap.
Okay, new one:
The Nexus, made up of virtual unknown NXT rookies, has shaken the foundations of wrestling and has captivated audiences by their "NWO" like path of destruction.
So, WWRD?
*lol, $10 it involves Justin Gabriel and Skip Sheffield becoming a gay tag team*
Russo: I smell money baby here baby. Ok so we split up the group into two groups The Nexus and then The Nexus Wolfpac (they wear red). We put the 3 black guys in the wolfpac along with Gabriel and the Two Nexus teams feud. No body gives a damn about these guys fighting each other but it's going to be a huge under-hyped PPV main event. The next night
on RAW the entire nexus disbands and everyone does their own thing. Otunga jobs to Cena on RAW. Barrett does decently but never touches any gold. Skip beats up on Evan Bourne every week until he turns face and challenges Sheamus for the world title. Darren Young becomes comedic talent. Michael Tarver forms group with R-Truth and JTG called the 3LC.2 (3 live crew version 2. I cant say kru so I will make it crew) Justin Gabriel tags with Matt Hardy until Hardy turns on Gabriel. Heath becomes a IC title contender.
on RAW the entire nexus disbands and everyone does their own thing. Otunga jobs to Cena on RAW. Barrett does decently but never touches any gold. Skip beats up on Evan Bourne every week until he turns face and challenges Sheamus for the world title. Darren Young becomes comedic talent. Michael Tarver forms group with R-Truth and JTG called the 3LC.2 (3 live crew version 2. I cant say kru so I will make it crew) Justin Gabriel tags with Matt Hardy until Hardy turns on Gabriel. Heath becomes a IC title contender.
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I wish you could have been in the room when I read this. You have NO idea how hard i was laughing, lmao... I had to gasp for air... bravo...
Okay, new one:
The Hart Dynasty has begun a "Generations" feud (both teams being 2nd or 3rd Gen superstars) with the Usos.
WWRD?
*I'm guessing Mark Henry taking a dump on Natalya is not out of the question, lol*
What about this.... John Cena behind the scenes has been pushing to be turned heel.... What would Russo do?
I wish you could have been in the room when I read this. You have NO idea how hard i was laughing, lmao... I had to gasp for air... bravo...
Okay, new one:
The Hart Dynasty has begun a "Generations" feud (both teams being 2nd or 3rd Gen superstars) with the Usos.
WWRD?
*I'm guessing Mark Henry taking a dump on Natalya is not out of the question, lol*
Screw the Usos and Kidd/DH. I want to bring back Rikishi, Snuka and one of the wild samoas as well as put Bret in the ring with Anvil...jesus the rest are dead...ok fuck it Jimmy Hart. We turn the focus from the younger teams to their relatives and end up with a 6-man tag match at the next PPV with The Usos as the Anoa'i managers and THD as the THF managers
Easy. Have Cena rap again. Hoever this time around, he's terrible and that's how the faces make fun of him. Also, we move Randy Orton to SD so there is no poster boy face on RAW. I smell ratings.
Oh let me have this one!!
I smell ratings!
Daniel Bryan turns on Team WWE at the next PPV, and then reveals the next night on RAW that he "did it for his (kayfabe) cousin", Bryan Danielson. Meanwhile, Team WWE receives an email from a mystery wrestler with a mask claiming to be "somebody who knows Daniel Bryan". The next PPV is scheduled, and Team WWE and the masked wrestler (who is actually Daniel Bryan, but he doesn't try to hide his voice or act any different while in mask mode) face off against the Nexus. Daniel Bryan is missing from the match, and Team WWE has almost won the match until the masked wrestler goes under the ring, and out emerges DANIEL BRYAN! Bryan pins John Cena and wins the match and then reveals he was in the mask the whole time and that HE is Bryan Danielson!!
I smell ratings!!