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WWE Smackdown 06/27/2002
Chicago, Illinois
WWE Undisputed Champion: The Undertaker
WWE Women's Champion: Molly Holly
WWE Tag Team Champions: Billy & Chuck
WWE Cruiserweight Champion: Jamie Noble
Vince is in the ring and introduces the only man to ever make Hulk Hogan tap out. Kurt Angle. The crowd attempts the "YOU SUCK/YOU'RE BALD" chants. Angle began speaking to the fans. He said was the poster boy for "RUTHLESS AGGRESSION" because he made Hogan tap out. Angle said no matter what he accomplishes, he still has to deal with the fans being unappreciative. He said the fans suck for mocking him. He pulls off the wig and asks what is funny now? He said the fans couldn't ruin his good mood. He said he wanted to teach someone what his aggression is all about so he issues a challenge to anyone in the locker room that hasn't faced him before. Angle said that this was a great opportunity for a future superstar to wrestle a real superstar like himself. Angle kept asking for someone to come out when all of the sudden someone's music hit and some guy JOBBER! Made his way to the ring. Angle asked who he was, and the guy said his name was John Cena (man this guy looks awful he's clearly gonna be gone this time next year
) Angle asked Cena what made him think he could come out to the ring and face him. Cena responded by saying, "RUTHLESS AGGRESSION" the slaps Kurt then spears him, Cena then clotheslines him over the top rope and that's how the match starts.
Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
This was really fun for a green Cena, but Angle bumped like crazy for him which put Cena over huge, but not in a ridiculous way E.G. the 2 matches with Hardcore Holly. Cena even hit a couple of sweet moves like DDT, and he even had a nice counter out of Angle's front facelock. They do a number of sweet/hot near-falls before Angle grabs a double chickenwing pin. Post-Match: Cena extended his hand for a handshake, but Angle laughed at Cena before leaving the ring. Cena has that Cena look on his face as he wonders "why Angle wouldn't shake his hand" Angle comes back down the ramp but decides to leave again. **3/4
Backstage Rikishi, Faarooq and Billy Kidman congratulate the new guy John Cena on a good match. Taker comes up to Cena. Taker stares at him and asks his name, he replies that he is John Cena. Taker takes off his sunglasses and continues starring. Taker then shakes Cana’s hand and tells him he did a nice job. (THAT IS NOT HEEL LIKE, NOOOOOO! I think Taker's heel run is coming to an end)
WWE Tag Team Championship: Billy & Chuck (w/ Rico) vs. Val Venis & Hardcore Holly
I take it Holly is now a face, I didn't watch this for obvious reasons but I can guess it was a DUD!
Jamie Noble sees Tajiri looking at Nidia, so Noble offers Tajiri "a taste"
Tajiri says no but Nidia kisses him anyway. Tajiri is surprised to find Nidia's gum in his mouth! Noble says there will be more of that if they win their match.
Torrie Wilson is looking damn fine that is all
Lance Storm vs. Mark Henry
Lance has the Un-American stable theme here but the stable has yet to debut. In a segment tapped earlier, Storm says on behalf of the citizens of Canada he vows that he as a Canadian will beat an American in a match tonight. Mark Henry comes down to the ring they cut to a clip of Henry picking up a 170 lb. barbell. Henry was AWESOME in this as he just threw Lance around like trash, but Lance snuck in a Superkick to win. SWERVE! Christian comes out to congratulate Storm.**
The Undertaker rides down to the ring gets on the mic. He says he is not here because he needs to get a few things straight. He says right here he is holding the WWE Undisputed Title. He says if you look close you can see his name on it, and that must mean he is the WWE Undisputed Champion. Taker says that means that no other man can lay claim to that title. He says Rock almost cost him his title he also has some good news and some bad news. The Good News is that on July 11 Smackdown, the Rock will return! The Bad News is that the he's going to beat him down and make him pay. Taker says he is sure the Rock is working out at a gym getting ready for the return, but Taker says he hopes he can take time to watch Raw to see what Taker does to Jeff Hardy with a ladder because it will be a sample of what is going to happen to the Rock. Suddenly Kurt Angle's music hits and he comes to the ring, Kurt says that all Taker does is "talk, talk, talk, talk" Angle says he is a man of action. Taker says Angle is a punk. Kurt asks Taker for a title shot next week, but Taker suggests he does it right now. Kurt says that he just had a tune-up match and he's not ready, Taker says that Kurt almost got beat by a rookie but Kurt says that he's asking for a match next week on Smackdown. Taker says "anytime, anywhere, anyhow.. It’s on man!" Kurt asks to put all hostilities aside and he wants to touch the title belt to know what he's fighting for. Taker let's Kurt hold the belt. And says that that is as close as Angle will ever come to holding the title. Kurt attacks Taker and puts the anklelock on him for 2 second before releasing it. Angle lets go and jumps out of the ring. Angle smiles while walking down the ramp.
Test vs. Rikishi
More DUD! Action
Torrie Wilson comes out again wearing a black bikini, GOD DAMN!
Vince's office and finds him sitting on a couch. Hogan asks why Vince wanted to see him. Vince tells Hogan to calm down. Vince says on behalf of Hulkamaniacs all over the world he wanted to let Hogan know how upset he was to see the loss to Angle at King of the Ring. Vince says that he's never seen Hulk Hogan "submit" and that he thought Hulk was gonna cry! Vince says as the man responsible for making Hulkamania he would hate to see Hogan tap out to Jericho in the Walls of a Jericho. Hulk aggressively pokes Vince's shoulder saying "one day!"
Test tells Lance Storm & Christian that America can stick it up their ass just like the rest of the world -- just like Rikishi. Test says that they were right, America sucks.
Jamie Noble & Tajiri vs. Billy Kidman & The Hurricane
More great spotfeat action, there wasn't any structure to the match but just 4 guys doing dome cool shit for 4 minutes. Kidman hits the shooting star press on Tajiri for the win.
Backstage Torrie Wilson is walking around in a robe. She sees Stacy in a robe getting ready to go out to the ring. Torrie says she thinks they should both go down to the ring to see who is better. YES! YES! YES!
Torrie Wilson comes out. Then Stacy comes out wearing some Catholic school girl uniform. All of the sudden Dawn Marie comes out and tells the girls that she is sexier and more desirable and that she is going to prove to everyone that she is better than them on Saturdays Divas Undressed program. Dawn Marie pushes Torrie into Stacy, who slaps Torrie & Stacy get into a scuffle and Stacy ties to throw Torrie off the stage but thankfully she saves herself.
Reverend D-Von and Deacon Batista vs. Faarooq and Randy Orton
Batista is in real wrestling attire here and looks like a beast. This had its moments but it wasn't anything special, I did enjoy it though. Orton/D-Von interactions really held this together. Batista hits his great Spinebuster and pins Orton. **1/4
Hulk Hogan vs. Chris Jericho
Jericho is wearing the KOTR attire here, This was piss poor, I know and get Hogan is pretty much done at this point but Jericho had no excuse he was sloppy and was just unmotivated here he wasn't even bumping to make Hogan at least look somewhat decent. Kurt did. Jericho hits Hogan in the face with the chair. Jericho gets disqualified. Jericho rolls out of the ring and takes apart the steel ring steps. Jericho grabs Hogan and throws him out of the ring. Jericho grabs a chair and hits Hogan in the back with it. Hogan is laid out over the steel steps. Jericho stands on top of him. Jericho's music sounds and Edge comes out mocking Jericho's pose. Edge runs down and clotheslines Jericho in the ring. Edge beats on Jericho and the tosses Jericho over the top rope. Jericho gets back in the ring. Edge kicks him in the face. Jericho tries to leave but Hogan is back up. Hogan grabs him and put Jericho in the ring. Edge spears Jericho. Hogan gets in the ring and raises Edge's hand. *1/2
Chicago, Illinois
WWE Undisputed Champion: The Undertaker
WWE Women's Champion: Molly Holly
WWE Tag Team Champions: Billy & Chuck
WWE Cruiserweight Champion: Jamie Noble
Vince is in the ring and introduces the only man to ever make Hulk Hogan tap out. Kurt Angle. The crowd attempts the "YOU SUCK/YOU'RE BALD" chants. Angle began speaking to the fans. He said was the poster boy for "RUTHLESS AGGRESSION" because he made Hogan tap out. Angle said no matter what he accomplishes, he still has to deal with the fans being unappreciative. He said the fans suck for mocking him. He pulls off the wig and asks what is funny now? He said the fans couldn't ruin his good mood. He said he wanted to teach someone what his aggression is all about so he issues a challenge to anyone in the locker room that hasn't faced him before. Angle said that this was a great opportunity for a future superstar to wrestle a real superstar like himself. Angle kept asking for someone to come out when all of the sudden someone's music hit and some guy JOBBER! Made his way to the ring. Angle asked who he was, and the guy said his name was John Cena (man this guy looks awful he's clearly gonna be gone this time next year



Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
This was really fun for a green Cena, but Angle bumped like crazy for him which put Cena over huge, but not in a ridiculous way E.G. the 2 matches with Hardcore Holly. Cena even hit a couple of sweet moves like DDT, and he even had a nice counter out of Angle's front facelock. They do a number of sweet/hot near-falls before Angle grabs a double chickenwing pin. Post-Match: Cena extended his hand for a handshake, but Angle laughed at Cena before leaving the ring. Cena has that Cena look on his face as he wonders "why Angle wouldn't shake his hand" Angle comes back down the ramp but decides to leave again. **3/4
Backstage Rikishi, Faarooq and Billy Kidman congratulate the new guy John Cena on a good match. Taker comes up to Cena. Taker stares at him and asks his name, he replies that he is John Cena. Taker takes off his sunglasses and continues starring. Taker then shakes Cana’s hand and tells him he did a nice job. (THAT IS NOT HEEL LIKE, NOOOOOO! I think Taker's heel run is coming to an end)
WWE Tag Team Championship: Billy & Chuck (w/ Rico) vs. Val Venis & Hardcore Holly
I take it Holly is now a face, I didn't watch this for obvious reasons but I can guess it was a DUD!
Jamie Noble sees Tajiri looking at Nidia, so Noble offers Tajiri "a taste"

Torrie Wilson is looking damn fine that is all

Lance Storm vs. Mark Henry
Lance has the Un-American stable theme here but the stable has yet to debut. In a segment tapped earlier, Storm says on behalf of the citizens of Canada he vows that he as a Canadian will beat an American in a match tonight. Mark Henry comes down to the ring they cut to a clip of Henry picking up a 170 lb. barbell. Henry was AWESOME in this as he just threw Lance around like trash, but Lance snuck in a Superkick to win. SWERVE! Christian comes out to congratulate Storm.**
The Undertaker rides down to the ring gets on the mic. He says he is not here because he needs to get a few things straight. He says right here he is holding the WWE Undisputed Title. He says if you look close you can see his name on it, and that must mean he is the WWE Undisputed Champion. Taker says that means that no other man can lay claim to that title. He says Rock almost cost him his title he also has some good news and some bad news. The Good News is that on July 11 Smackdown, the Rock will return! The Bad News is that the he's going to beat him down and make him pay. Taker says he is sure the Rock is working out at a gym getting ready for the return, but Taker says he hopes he can take time to watch Raw to see what Taker does to Jeff Hardy with a ladder because it will be a sample of what is going to happen to the Rock. Suddenly Kurt Angle's music hits and he comes to the ring, Kurt says that all Taker does is "talk, talk, talk, talk" Angle says he is a man of action. Taker says Angle is a punk. Kurt asks Taker for a title shot next week, but Taker suggests he does it right now. Kurt says that he just had a tune-up match and he's not ready, Taker says that Kurt almost got beat by a rookie but Kurt says that he's asking for a match next week on Smackdown. Taker says "anytime, anywhere, anyhow.. It’s on man!" Kurt asks to put all hostilities aside and he wants to touch the title belt to know what he's fighting for. Taker let's Kurt hold the belt. And says that that is as close as Angle will ever come to holding the title. Kurt attacks Taker and puts the anklelock on him for 2 second before releasing it. Angle lets go and jumps out of the ring. Angle smiles while walking down the ramp.
Test vs. Rikishi
More DUD! Action
Torrie Wilson comes out again wearing a black bikini, GOD DAMN!

Vince's office and finds him sitting on a couch. Hogan asks why Vince wanted to see him. Vince tells Hogan to calm down. Vince says on behalf of Hulkamaniacs all over the world he wanted to let Hogan know how upset he was to see the loss to Angle at King of the Ring. Vince says that he's never seen Hulk Hogan "submit" and that he thought Hulk was gonna cry! Vince says as the man responsible for making Hulkamania he would hate to see Hogan tap out to Jericho in the Walls of a Jericho. Hulk aggressively pokes Vince's shoulder saying "one day!"

Test tells Lance Storm & Christian that America can stick it up their ass just like the rest of the world -- just like Rikishi. Test says that they were right, America sucks.
Jamie Noble & Tajiri vs. Billy Kidman & The Hurricane
More great spotfeat action, there wasn't any structure to the match but just 4 guys doing dome cool shit for 4 minutes. Kidman hits the shooting star press on Tajiri for the win.
Backstage Torrie Wilson is walking around in a robe. She sees Stacy in a robe getting ready to go out to the ring. Torrie says she thinks they should both go down to the ring to see who is better. YES! YES! YES!
Torrie Wilson comes out. Then Stacy comes out wearing some Catholic school girl uniform. All of the sudden Dawn Marie comes out and tells the girls that she is sexier and more desirable and that she is going to prove to everyone that she is better than them on Saturdays Divas Undressed program. Dawn Marie pushes Torrie into Stacy, who slaps Torrie & Stacy get into a scuffle and Stacy ties to throw Torrie off the stage but thankfully she saves herself.



Reverend D-Von and Deacon Batista vs. Faarooq and Randy Orton
Batista is in real wrestling attire here and looks like a beast. This had its moments but it wasn't anything special, I did enjoy it though. Orton/D-Von interactions really held this together. Batista hits his great Spinebuster and pins Orton. **1/4
Hulk Hogan vs. Chris Jericho
Jericho is wearing the KOTR attire here, This was piss poor, I know and get Hogan is pretty much done at this point but Jericho had no excuse he was sloppy and was just unmotivated here he wasn't even bumping to make Hogan at least look somewhat decent. Kurt did. Jericho hits Hogan in the face with the chair. Jericho gets disqualified. Jericho rolls out of the ring and takes apart the steel ring steps. Jericho grabs Hogan and throws him out of the ring. Jericho grabs a chair and hits Hogan in the back with it. Hogan is laid out over the steel steps. Jericho stands on top of him. Jericho's music sounds and Edge comes out mocking Jericho's pose. Edge runs down and clotheslines Jericho in the ring. Edge beats on Jericho and the tosses Jericho over the top rope. Jericho gets back in the ring. Edge kicks him in the face. Jericho tries to leave but Hogan is back up. Hogan grabs him and put Jericho in the ring. Edge spears Jericho. Hogan gets in the ring and raises Edge's hand. *1/2