New games are so god damn expensive> is probably a virgin
> gives marriage advice
Really though, if you have a wife, kids and probably a mortgage to pay, I'm sure it would feel a lot better keeping track of finances. The minute you decide to start a family, your money no longer becomes just "your" money, and $60 turns from "I might buy a game" into "I could buy this game, but do my kids need some school supplies first?".