Overprotective Mother: Xanth
Abusive Father: Crayo
Best Friend who steals your stuff: Dat Chocolate From Jersey (He's black :silva
Rival who is secretly gay for you: Lady Deathbane :ksi:
Bitchy Sister: ZERO
Dumbass Brother: CM Punk
Nosy Aunt: GrammarNazi82
Creepy Uncle: Danielson :goatface:
Cousin you accidentally had sex with: Aids Johnson
UH? I AM A FUCKIN GUY!