WWE Smackdown: December 10th, 2010
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Todd Grisham: Hello everyone and welcome to Friday Night Smackdown, on ScyFy! I am Da Grish, Todd Grisham, the world’s greatest commentator in the history of ever. And alongside me is my broadcast colleague, a man who needs no introduction…
Matt Striker: Are you gonna finish?
Todd Grisham: What? I’m done.
Matt Striker: Oh…well folks I’m Matt Striker, your teacher, and have we got a night full of WWE action for you!
Todd Grisham: You darn skippy! And before we get started, we just want to remind you that this episode of Friday Night Smackdown is brought to you by Mentos, the Fresh Maker! Because revenge is a dish best served fresh!
Matt Striker: That made no sense whatsoever…
Kanes Pyro hits, he looks very angry face. He has the World Heavyweight Title, but he wants his daddy.
Kane: For several long, arduous weeks, I have been tormented and taunted by the man known as Edge. The Ultimate Opportunist has attempted to get inside my head and distract me at every turn…hoping to catch me of my guard just long enough to take that which is most precious to me.
The fans are booing Kane, because you’re supposed to do that. Start booing.
Kane: For even though my father is of my own flesh and blood, and I care dearly for his safe return…my one and true purpose in life is to make sure that this World Heavyweight Championship NEVER leaves the Dark Side again…I defeated The Undertaker at every turn, I destroyed my own brother in order to assert my dominance…I will not allow this worm, this rodent, this insect that is Edge to carry on his charade any longer!
More boos.
Todd Grisham: Sounds like Kane means business, Matt.
Matt Striker: Well wouldn’t you Todd? Edge has been playing mind games with the man who is supposed to be Smackdowns master manipulator. He’s found a weak spot, and it’s been eroding away at Kane for several weeks now!
Kane: Tonight is the night that I start fighting back! For I have initiated an open invitation to any who wish to challenge me for the World Heavyweight Championship. Any man within the Smackdown locker room who is able to assist in the swift and immediate return of my father…will be rewarded with a title shot any time they wish. And once there is no more distractions, once there is no more ace in the hole…Edge…your soul will be mine!
Edge’s theme music hits, he doesn’t seem to have Paul Bearer with him. He goes down to the ringside, but not daring to enter the ring with the Big Red Monster.
Matt Striker: An unexpected interruption from the Rated R Superstar! Edge looks like he has something to say!
Todd Grisham: I’d sure hope so, Matt. Otherwise his entrance would be pretty pointless.
Edge: You must be a lot dumber than you look, big guy. So let me get this straight, any person who is able to help you get back Paul Bearer, gets a World Heavyweight Title at any time? If that were the case, I could just return your father to your right now, and take that championship from you here, tonight!
The fans go wild. Kane looks very eager.
Kane: Do it! Give him to me! Give him back!
Edge smirks and gives his teasing reply.
Edge: I don’t think so! You see, I already have a title shot set against you at Christmas Bash, that much was made possible after I defeated you last week! So I’m afraid you’re just-
Now we get Jack Swaggers theme music, as he surprisingly shows up at the entrance ramp. Now with Edge wedged between Swagger and Kane. The fans resume their boo-fest.
Todd Grisham: Now what’s going on?
Matt Striker: Jack Swagger may want to get himself a title shot!
Jack Swagger: Not so fast, Edge. You see, everyone knows that I never lost that belt in a fair fight. I was scwewed in a Fatal 4-Way, and I know the fans would love to see me regain what is rightfully mine.
The boos from the audience prove otherwise, but we continue anyway.
Jack Swagger: So Kane offers an intwesting pwoposal. And I’d love another title shot. So Kane, don’t you worwy, because Teddy Long has schedwuled for tonight to have Edge and myself go one on one, in tonight’s main event! So while I take out Edge tonight, you can take your time looking for your father. And when Edge is thwew, I will not only get my payback for what you did to my own father sevwal months ago. But I will become the NEW World Champion while I do it!
Matt Striker: Well there you have it folks! Jack Swagger and Edge, in tonights Main Event!
Todd Grisham: And Jack Swagger has openly encouraged Kane to spend tonight searching for his missing father, Edge has to have him somewhere in the building. And Edge can’t afford to play mind games with the champion, as he’s going to have to focus all of his energy on Jack Swagger later on! Find out what happens next when we come back!
Commercial Break.
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Match #1: Kaval Vs. Chavo Guerrero.
Todd Grisham: Welcome back folks, if you’re just joining us a huge Main Event has been signed with Jack Swagger taking on Edge!
Matt Striker: While Kane resumes his frantic search of his father, Edge now not only has to worry about Kane’s wrath, but also, the entire locker room is against him! If anybody returns Paul Bearer to Kane, they will get a World Title shot against the champion, that’s huge!
Todd Grisham: That’s what she said.
Matt Striker: Truer words have never been spoken.
Kaval makes his way to the ring, he still gets respectable pops despite his horrible losing streak.
Chavo Guerrero also enters, getting about as much reaction as a bad case of flatulence.
Todd Grisham: What do you think Teach, is tonight the night that Kaval finally turns all his bad luck around?
Matt Striker: Well you gotta look at the record, Grish. Chavo is a former ECW Champion, he’s beaten the likes of Rey Mysterio and JBL. Kaval hasn’t really had a significant and satisfying win since he signed up! If I were a betting man, I’d have to go with Chavito.
The Match:
The contest was very back and forth. Chavo was able to land his Three Amigos, but was unable to keep Kaval down for the three. He went up for the Frog Splash, but Kaval got out of the way in the nick of time. Kaval started to come back with some stiff strikes, but his leg got caught and Guerrero twisted him around into a Gory Bomb. After yet another nearfall, Chavo was growing visibly frustrated with the referee. After he turned around he ate a temple kick and a Warriors Way. After a hard fought contest, Kaval picked up the victory!
Winner: Kaval by Warriors Way after about 8:12.
Matt Striker: Well Todd, I’ve never been happier to be wrong! Kaval picks up a major win here tonight, but wait, he’s getting a microphone!
Kaval is standing in the middle of the ring, still breathing heavy from his earlier contest. But he brings the mic up to his lips all the same and addresses the fans.
Kaval: Now I know that for these past few weeks, I’ve been hitting a couple of road blocks. I’ve lost many opportunities, including my title shot against Dolph Ziggler a few weeks back. But the way I see it, those were all a learning experience. It’s time that I did this the right way. I’m not going to bypass any of these boys in the back. I’m not going to do a few jumping jacks and talk about apples and oranges to earn your vote, or your respect. Starting tonight, I climb up the ladder of Smackdown rung, by rung, by rung. Until I’ve earned my rightful place at the top of the WWE!
Todd Grisham: That man makes Barry White look pale in comparison.
Matt Striker: Some heartfelt words by Kaval folks. Can he keep up the momentum? I guess only time will tell!
We cue backstage where the World Heavyweight Champion Kane is destroying the hallways. We see him turning over crates, palettes and tables, obviously in search of Paul Bearer. Several bystanders scurry out of his way as he screams at everyone around asking where to find his father.
We then cut to general manager Teddy Long’s office where he is staring at the monitor alongside Vickie Guerrero and her consort, Dolph Ziggler. Teddy looks visibly distraught that his equipment is being destroyed by an irate champion, and Vickie faces him.
Vickie Guerrero: Excuse me, Teddy? I know this must be difficult for you. I was once General Manager of Smackdown myself! I can sympathize with how hectic things can get around here. And that’s actually why I’ve come to speak with you. You see, with Kane destroying everything in his path, it’s just not safe for Dolph and I! I know that he is scheduled to face Kofi Kingston tonight for the Intercontinental Championship, but we think it would be in Smackdowns best interest…if we were given the night off.
Teddy long turns to look towards Vickie Guerrero, as if he is contemplating her words. After thinking about it for a moment, he replies.
Teddy Long: Ya know somethin’ Vickie, your right. With Kane being as reckless as he is, I don’t think it’s a good idea to have an Intercontinental Championship match tonight. We all know what happens when outside forces interfere with title matches, don’t we? So instead, Dolph Ziggler will be in non-title competition tonight. And his opponent will be, The Big Show! Holla holla.
As Teddy Long makes his leave, we see Vickie’s face just about turning a boiling beet red. She screams after Teddy Long.
Vickie Guerrero: WHAT?! NO! That’s not what I meant at all! Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!
Dolph Ziggler watches as Vickie chases after the general manager. He simply shrugs his shoulders and walks over to Teddy’s desk, picking up one of the pastries off the table and taking a bite. He looks at the camera and smiles.
Dolph Ziggler:
What? I’m just here for the croissants
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Matt Striker: That is one scary Panda, Grish.
Todd Grisham: You don’t need a PhD to know that! Either way, as my broadcast partner goes to purchase some quality Panda Cheese, we are getting ready for our next contest!
Match #2: Dolph Ziggler Vs. The Big Show
Dolph Ziggler makes his way down to the ring, accompanied by Vickie Guerrero. She looks absolutely furious, while Ziggler is finishing his croissant with contentment.
The Big Show makes his way to the ring, and Ziggler and Vickie predictably hightail it out of the ring to make way for him.
Todd Grisham: Well, we WERE scheduled to have an Intercontinental Title match tonight between champion Dolph Ziggler and #1 Contender Kofi Kingston, but Vickie Guerrero convinced Teddy Long to not have the title on the line!
Matt Striker: And what do they get for it? A non-title match against The Big Show. I don’t understand Todd, does our general manager enjoy seeing Vickie in distress? This is a woman who should be respected and revered! Ziggler should not be in competition tonight.
Todd Grisham: When you’re the champion you are expected to compete, Matt. Just because Vickie should be “respected†as you say, doesn’t give Ziggler an automatic pass from entertaining these fans.
Matt Striker: Of course not but, against The Big Show?
The Match:
Dolph Ziggler attempts all of his normal tricks in this match. From his feint attacks to running from the ring, eye gouges and kicks to the hamstring. But Big Show battles out of each failed attempt of offense, pushing Ziggler around the ring like a rag doll. Big Show attempts to chase Ziggler, who enters the ring again and dropkicks Big Show to the side of the head. Trying to gain more momentum, but Big Show devastates him with a chokeslam counter attack. Vickie Guerrero inserts herself into the match, occupying the Referees attention. This allows Ziggler to deliver a lowblow and then lock in a sleeper hold, trying to keep the giant down. He almost fades with two drops of the arm, but Big Show was able to fight back, throwing Ziggler off of him. Dolph ran up to Big Show trying to capitalize with a Zig Zag, but gets floored by a super powered Falcon Punch. Three seconds later, and Big Show picks up the victory.
Winner: The Big Show at 10: 33.
Todd Grisham: The Big Show picks up a huge victory against the Intercontinental Champion, and Vickie looks absolutely irate!
Matt Striker: What does this mean for the Intercontinental Title picture? Ziggler still has Kofi to worry about, but what if Big Show wants to stake his claim to the title?!
As Ziggler, Vickie and Show all clear their ways from the ring, we then go to the announce booth once more as we prepare for the next segment.
Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen we want to take this time to remind you that in three weeks time, Smackdown is going to have their own exclusive Pay Per View. A very “festive†occasion, as we gear up for Christmas Bash!
Matt Striker: Deck the halls and break the walls, we know for sure that The Rated R Superstar Edge will take on The Big Red Machine Kane for the World Heavyweight Championship in a TLC match! And that is sure to be a knock down, drag out contest.
Todd Grisham: Edge has had Paul Bearer kidnapped for weeks now, and he’s been trying to play mind games with the champ ever since. But will it all come to ahead at Christmas Bash?
Matt Striker: A lot of that may very well be determined here tonight, Todd! But as for now, here comes one of my favorite superstars!
The music of Alberto Del Rio plays over the PA System, as the Spanish announcer lets us know that he is on his way. The limo pulls up from the entrance ramp, and I swear the driver this week looks like Eric Estrada. Del Rio gets out and comes to the ring, ever the cheery look upon his face.
Alberto Del Rio: Hello! My name is Alberto Delrio, but you already knew dat. I just wanted to comout, and lament the…futile search for Kane’s fadder, Paul Bearer. I wanted to assure our campeone, that I have the entirety of Mehico scouring every dive and bordello to find him. Unfortoonately, with his description being dat of…pale, fat and maybe a little creepy…he could pass as any number of you!
The fans boo voraciously at the cheap heat that Del Rio exhibits, but he continues.
Alberto Del Rio: But make no mistake, I will find Paul Bearer. And when I do? I will take my rightful place, as the King of Smackdown!
Booyaka Booyaka! 619! The theme music of Rey Mysterio plays over the PA System, and the pint sized superstar makes his way down to the ring, microphone in hand. Normally he is smiling, but tonight, in the face of Alberto, he has nothing but contempt for his bitter Mexican rival.
Rey Mysterio: I’m sorry to interrupt Alberto. We all know how important your time is, so I will be quick. I may be small, but if you think you can look over me that easily? Then you’re going to be disappointed. We still have unfinished business. And I’m not going to let you leap frog me to the World Title without a fight.
Alberto Del Rio: That’s really funny piquito. You see, what you can’t seem to grasp, is dat I’ve already passed you by. I am of royal blood, and I am deserving of a royal reign as campeone. I cannot be boddered, by peasants like joo. But if you wish to be put down dat badly, den we can have a match next week…and I will put you down once and fer all.
Rey Mysterio: Alberto? I accept!
Mysterio stares down Del Rio as the match is now official for next week. Del Rio offers his hand in a very smug shake, but Mysterio just bats his hand away and slams the microphone into his chest before leaving the ring. Alberto looks besmirched at first, but his expression quickly smoothes back into the wide smile we know and love, giving Mysterio a wink before we head to commercial.
Commercial Break.
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We come back from commercial break as Kane is still scouring the backstage area in search of his father. He see him delivering a boot to the boiler room door and busting it open. Running down the stairs, he bangs against any number of chains, pipes and railings screaming for his father, and there is nobody to be found.
Match #3: Drew McIntyre Vs. Kofi Kingston
We cut to the ring where introductions are being made for the next contest. Kofi Kingston is bounding down to the ring, obviously not happy that he won’t be getting his IC title shot tonight, but his upcoming opponent will be giving him more than enough to chew on.
Speaking of which, Drew McIntyre makes his slow and laborious way down to the ring. With as obnoxious a smirk on his face as ever, he seems surprisingly confident going up against the #1 Contender.
Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Friday Night Smackdown, Kane obviously is still searching for his father to no avail, but right now we’ve got a great match up between two guys who weren’t able to claim the King of the Ring crown a few weeks ago, and are paired up tonight to regain some momentum!
Matt Striker: Kofi Kingston has a lot to gain here folks, but Drew might have even more! As a win over the #1 Contender could very well put Drew back on the road to success. But win or lose, Kofi Kingston will be getting his title shot next week against Dolph Ziggler!
The Match:
Drew McIntyre took the early advantage by keeping Kofi grounded, with specific focus on his left arm. This went on for quite a few minutes, before Kofi was able to make a babyface comeback with his controlled frenzy. Unfortunately his excitement got the best of him as he accidentally spin kicked the referee in the face. This didn’t slow down Kofi, as he set up for his Trouble in Paradise, but suddenly Cody Rhodes ran in from the crowd. He came into the ring and delivered a sick looking Cross Roads. Although that would be enough, Drew McIntyre still takes the time to deliver a Future Shock DDT, as the referee comes to. It’s over just like that.
Winner: Drew McIntyre at 12:11.
Todd Grisham: What in the hell was that all about? Cody Rhodes had no business in this match!
Matt Striker: I’m as confused as you Todd, Drew and Cody have not been on the best of terms lately, but for some reason he’s out here and helped McIntyre get the win! Maybe we can go to the back and get some answers.
Sure enough, we go backstage where Cody Rhodes is standing by with some stupid bitch…we’ll call her Shelly McBang.
Shelly McBang: Cody, we all saw what just happened out there. Why are you helping Drew McIntyre in his matches, weren’t you both on bad terms?
Cody seems insulted that Shelly would make such a gross assumption, but it’s not what you think.
Cody Rhodes: What? Helping? You clearly don’t understand babe, I went out there for me and me alone. My attack had nothing to do with Drew. Heck, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Kofi. Kingston is just another stepping stone on my way to championship greatness, so I took him out to thin the pool a little bit.
Another guy who is in my way is Kaval. I saw the promo he tried to cut earlier today, and sorry kid, but your goals are in direct conflict with what I am trying to do here. I know you saw what happened to Kofi, so I want you to think real hard, and be very careful. Because if you’re not, I might just make you…Dashing.
Cody flashes the camera his devilish smile, as he inspects all the usual suspects of his face, before taking his leave.
We then get transferred to another backstage area, where Jack Swagger is standing by himself, preparing to deliver his own personal message.
Jack Swagger: Edge, in just a few moments the All American American is going to tear you limb from limb. And honestly? It’s not because I have any problem with you. Kane wants his father. I want a shot at the world heavyweight championship. You’re just the middle man. And tonight, I take you out. Nothing personal, bub.
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Main Event: Jack Swagger Vs. Edge
Todd Grisham: Welcome back once again folks, if you’re just joining us we’ve had a crazy night of action and drama as you can experience every Friday Night, but I think the biggest story thus far is that of Kanes open invitational.
Matt Striker: Without a doubt Todd, Kane’s desperation to get his father back has gotten so out of hand that he’s offered up a world heavyweight championship match to ANYONE who can return his father to him.
Todd Grisham: Edge originally teased that he could just turn in Paul Bearer and cash in the shot himself, but Jack Swagger surprised everyone by coming out and accepting Kanes invitation. And how? By facing Edge in a match tonight, which has allowed Kane to search the entire arena in hopes of finding his father.
Matt Striker: I don’t know how smart it was of Swagger to go against Edge here tonight, but perhaps with Edges mind on making sure Kane doesn’t get Paul, and the always present risk of injury before Christmas Bash, maybe Jack Swagger has all the tools to psyche out Edge tonight, and get a huge win!
Edge makes his way down to the ring, not looking the least bit worried about this contest or the current situation he is in. As a matter of fact, a smile seems etched across his lips as if he still believes he’s in full control.
Jack Swaggers music hits and he looks pumped up as ever. He too has that ever crucial look of confidence, as both men seem to believe that they are the ones with the upper hand here tonight.
The Match:
This was a very back and forth match up from bell to bell. Both superstars used various dirty tactics to gain advantages, with Swagger taking the more aggressive approach, but Edge being the more wily veteran of the two allowing him to pick his spots better. Swagger is able to drag Edges leg from a baseball slide attempt, and smashes his ankle against the apron. This allows Swagger to lock on his vice grip like Ankle Lock, which almost puts Edge away. But The Ultimate Opportunist is able to front flip out of it, sending Swagger face first into the middle turnbuckle. When Swagger turns around Edge nails him with a wicked Spear, but his injured ankle prevents him from having a chance to capitalize. But even as Edge was to cover Swagger, Kane’s pyro hits as he storms down to the ring. Kane enters and viciously begins to attack Edge, as the referee calls for the bell.
Winner By DQ: Edge at 14:57.
Todd Grisham: Kane is attacking Edge! He's cost Swagger the match, but I think he's got more deadly things in mind!
Matt Striker: This is retribution for weeks of torment and taunting. I hate to say it, but Edge has this coming!
After the match, Swagger bails out of the ring, as Kane has a look of utter hatred and vengeance as he stares down Edge, helpless to battle out. Kane grabs him by the throat, and with the force of hell itself, chokeslams Edge all the way through the ring! Edge is shown laying lifeless in the hole that was created in the middle of the ring, while Kane gets on his hands and knees screaming at Edge “Where is he?!†over and over again as we fade to black.
