Mr. McMahon: Hello, everybody. Happy you could make it. Before we get things rolling, I'd just like to tell all of you this is the last day the general managers get to choose their superstars. Tomorrow, the draft will end, but it will be on WWE.com. A computer will take the left over WWE superstars and will randomly be put on either Raw or Smackdown!. Now, lets get things rolling here as we will complete Round 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15. Shane O', here you go.
Round 11:
Shane McMahon walks up to the podium.
Shane McMahon: Thank you, dad. Well, these are the last 5 picks for both of our brands. I know I will want to choose some huge superstars, starting off with these two men as it is a double pick in Round 11. These two men love to make the money. They somehow have never been champions. They were recently brought back to WWE just a week ago after being given a release. These two men are from the streets. They are Shad Gaspard and JTG, CRYME TYME!
JTG and Shad get up from their seat with street clothes on and walk up the stage and on to the podium.
JTG: Yo!
Shad: Yo!
JTG: Yo! Yo! Yo! ... Yooooo!
Shad: Alright, Shane O', you did right drafting Cryme Tyme we coming in the Smackdown! hood. And we got something to tell you, Shane O'.
JTG: We takin' that Smackdown! gold, yeah!
Shad: No, something else.
JTG: Wha?
Shad: That money, money, yeah yeah.
JTG & Shad: That money, money, yeah yeah! Money, money, yeah yeah! C'mon! Money, money, yeah yeah!
Shane McMahon laughs as the fans follow along with Cryme Tyme. Vince McMahon smiles as he sits in his chair and starts to move his head to the beat. Cryme Tyme stops and walks behind the curtain as the fans applaud.
Stephanie McMahon steps up to the podium.
Stephanie McMahon: That was funny. But my next tag team pick is... well, very unique to say the least. These guys get right to the point so they don't need a fancy introduction. I am proud to draft both, Jesse and Festus to Raw!
Jesse gets up from his chair and holds Festus arm to pick him up. Jesse walks to the stage and holds Festus arm with him as they walk up.
Jesse: Oh, thank you, Mrs. McMahon! You won't be disappointed you drafted us. I mean, we are unique. Look at Festus, he's an animal. Look at this face.
Festus face was the exact same with his tongue out his mouth.
Jesse: That's the face of a confident man.
Jesse brings Festus behind the curtain as both go back.
Round 12:
Shane takes the podium.
Shane McMahon: The man I am about to draft is a huge monster. But a strong one as well. I've known him for a while now. Many times he's been involved to weird, to injury setting stories from nowhere. He had sex with Mae Young, and she gave birth to a hand. A human hand. Uh, I can't go on anymore with this. Ladies and gentlemen, the man that is heading to Smackdown! courtesy of me, the worlds strongest man, MARK HENRY!
Mark Henry walks up and looks embarrassed. He gets right up to the podium.
Mark Henry: Thank you, Shane for bringing up a low point in my career. Thank you very much. You forgot to mention the high points in my career though. When I took out Batista, and I cost him the World Heavyweight Championship! And I'll do more of that on Smackdown!, except, I'll fake the full opportunity and win the World Heavyweight Championship. I guarantee it! No one messes with the Worlds Strongest Man!
Mark Henry turns his back to the podium and walks behind the curtain.
Stephanie now takes the podium for the 12th pick for Raw.
Stephanie McMahon: Alright, I'm going to make this introduction short and sweet. This man is a millionaire. He is on every TV station you can think of because everyone is jealous of how good this man is. This man is the self-proclaimed wrestling god, JOHN 'BRADSHAW' LAYFIELD!
JBL walks up to the stage with his Texan hat on and an expensive suit.
JBL: I'm not happy with this. You give me that introduction first of all, and you pick me so late! 12!? You're kidding me! You're just lucky I'm on your show, Stephanie. Raw. Because believe me, you'll be surprised by how much I do. And that includes becoming a WWE Champion, once again!
JBL walks away from the podium and stares a hole through Stephanie before walking behind the curtain.
Round 13:
Shane McMahon gets to his feet, takes a sip of water and walks to the podium.
Shane McMahon: Hmm... JBL? No. Shane O' doesn't approve.
Shane McMahon does his dance along the stage and then does his shuffle to a pop from the fans in the upper deck.
Shane McMahon: In all seriousness. My next pick is a man that has been wrestling for a very long time. Since he was around the age of 18 I believe. He's a fighting irish man and he loves to fight he is FINLAY!
Finlay gets to his feet from his chair and brings Hornswoggle with him up on stage.
Finlay: Thank you, Shane McMahon. Yes I do indeed love to fight.
Hornswoggle: And I love to play games! Haha!
Finlay: And ... yeah. But now you get the point. On Smackdown! I will do one thing and one thing only and that's fight anyone who gets in my way of being at the top. In the WWE I have never been a World Champion, and I want that gold around my waist. This is a message to all of Smackdown!. If you cross me, you will pay. And that includes you, Shane O'.
Hornswoggle: It's OK, I can take care of him.
Hornswoggle holds up his fists and ready to fight but Finlay carries him by his side and walks with him like that behind the curtain.
Stephanie takes the podium.
Stephanie McMahon: This is going to be a huge pick for Raw. Ladies and gentlemen, the man I am about to draft just returned to WWE action in August after suffering what could've been a career threatening injury, but he fought back and fought back hard and returned this August at SummerSlam. This man is the high flying, REY MYSTERIO!
Rey Mysterio walks up the stage to a massive amount of cheers from the fans in the upper deck.
Rey Mysterio: Thank you, Stephanie. I thought I would never get picked. Haha! But yeah, you know. When I got injured in 2006, I thought it was over for me. My knee was very damaged. I really thought it was over right there, but like Stephanie said I fought back and I fought back hard and I made my return at SummerSlam and defeated an arch enemy, Chavo Guerrero. From then on things were looking bright. And now that I'm on Raw, I want to do just what everyone else wants to do. Win the WWE Championship. My time will come.
Rey Mysterio backs away looking at the fans and then backs in behind the curtain.
Round 14:
Shane McMahon walks up to the podium with a smirk.
Shane McMahon: And we have another double pick as my dad just informed me. I have had my eye on this certain tag team for a long time which debuted in 2005. They're former World Tag Team Champions, and have great potential. They are rednecks, they, are LANCE CADE AND TREVOR MURDOCH!
Both men walk up to the stage and get to the podium.
Lance Cade: We're not the talkers of the WWE so we're keeping this very short.
Trevor Murdoch: We want the WWE Tag Team Titles!
Lance Cade: Yeah!
Both men turn their backs and walk behind the curtain!
Stephanie McMahon gets up to the podium.
Stephanie McMahon: Now, I want to keep this particular faction going. The Rated Rmy. So this means, Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins, you have officially been drafted by Raw!
Both men walk up to the stage and walk over to the podium with cocky smirks on their face.
Curt Hawkins: Thank you so much, Stephanie! Keeping the best faction in WWE going. You did something smart. And this is a message to Raw. If you get in Edge's way to get to the top, you'll have to go through us!
Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder walks to the curtain and walk behind it.
Round 15:
Shane McMahon steps up to the podium.
Shane McMahon: Now to end the pick that I get to choose for Smackdown!, so, I will make this as best as possible. I see some of you wrestlers already starting to get out of your seat. And it's cool. But I am going to draft someone that was out for a while with a serious neck injury and is back in action ready to wrestle. This man was the longest Cruiserweight champion in Smackdown! history, and I'm proud to bring in to Smackdown!, GREGORY HELMS!
Gregory Helms gets up from his chair, walks up the steps and walks to the podium.
Gregory Helms: Now, I know many people may be asking themselves if I'm ready. Well I am going to assure you, I am ready and I am better than ever! Since there is no cruiserweight championship anymore, I have my eyes set on something else. The WWE United States Championship! And when I win it, just like the Cruiserweight championship, I will be the longest reigning United States Champion, EVER!
Gregory Helms turns his back to the podium and walks behind the curtain.
Stephanie McMahon walks to the podium.
Stephanie McMahon: I will make this one huge since it's the last I get to choose for Raw. This man was formerly on ECW. This man is a former ECW Champion. He lives by a straight edge lifestyle and is damn proud of it. This man, is CM PUNK!
CM Punk walks up the steps, walks on the stage and takes the podium.
CM Punk: Thank you, Stephanie. This truly is a huge pick for you, that Smackdown! for some reason passed up. I am a former ECW Champion, and I will become the WWE Champion in my time on Raw. First, starting off with the Royal Rumble, I guarantee, I will win it, and I will head to WrestleMania and become the WWE Champion! I guarantee it.
CM Punk shakes Mr. McMahon's hand and walks behind the curtain.
Mr. McMahon: I hope you enjoyed this event, it was the last of them as now the rest of the drafts will be on WWE.com tomorrow and be sure to tune in this Monday Night as it will be Raw! Thank you all for attending this event, again!