-lmao remember when the Midcard Mafia were pushed as actual main eventers in December? Good times, good times. Fuck the tag formula here, I wanna see a squash. Kofi and Big E run and jump all over BNB, and the champs retain in 30 seconds or less while Xavier plays McDonalds' jingle on the trombone.
-NXT tag champs should retain here in a quality match, but... Why? Why does that seem so obvious? I haven't read the spoilers, but switching the NXT tag titles here literally doesn't matter. American Alpha going over Enzo and Cass is as big of a moment as beating the Revival. Go ahead and give the Realest Guys in the Room a feel good moment before they get called down after Mania!
-SUPLEX CITY BITCH! Don't matter if this ends in interference or clean, this match HAS to go 2 minutes or less. 3 is pushing it. Eight suplexes, an F5, lifting Harper and Rowan on his shoulders at the same time for a double F5, break Snowman's arm before kicking Wyatt for fun... As long as Brock walks out with bodies laying everywhere this will RULE
-Charlotte vs Nattie will be a Browns match... Oh, the first Takeover, how I miss you so...
-Oh this main event... this sad, sad main event where someone is actually fighting against the odds but being used so Roman can "overcome da odds at restemaniyah"... Ambrose has a 99% chance of losing this, we all know that, but sadly we'll tune in knowing that 99% will happen and it will leave us feeling down by then end of the night... but we tune in for that 1%. If we miss it, the wrestling fan in us will live to regret it. Then we'll feel bad for believing in that 1% and never ever watch again until Monday night. Anyway, it definitely makes more sense to keep the current 'Mania card, but this match even happening is SO damaging to it.
1: I agree, though, The New Day should retain in about 30 seconds. NEW DAY ROCKS!
