Hey look, it's Perez Hilton! That's right, the celebrity gossip blogger and general sack of shit will be the ring announcer for the divas match tonight! It's such a big deal they haven't even announced the match! I assume it'll be a six diva tag featrung the three above against either the Bellas or Pin Up Strong and another partner. If that doesn't get you to tune it to Raw tonight, I don't know what will.
In other less important news, John Laurinitaus (I'm never gonna learn how to spell this correctly) has said he'll address the dubious three count at the end of last weeks CM Punk and Jack Swagger match. With Vickie Guerrero's rumble presence at stake, Johnny Ace has a big decision to make.
Meanwhile, Zack Ryder is scheduled to defend the US title against Jack Swagger, but what's his status following being attacked by Kane last week? And has the tire on his car been changed yet?
Is Chris Jericho ready to speak yet? Last week, the cheers appeared to be too much for him, will he be better prepared emotionally this time?
And how about Funkasaurus last week? No one saw that coming, what's Brodus Clay got in store for us this week?
And finally, what will be the fallout from Primo & Epico winning the tag titles last night from AirBoom? Tune into Raw tonight to find out!
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