Heyman comes out. "blah blah blah, BROCK LESNAR. blah blah blah MY CLIENT. blah blah blah NEW PAUL HEYMAN GUY...". Lights go out. Everyone is confused.
ONE OF A KIND. People start screaming. Micheal Cole keeps saying "whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa". King has another heart attack. Backstage the Shield triple powerbomb themselves through a table. Cena turns heel and then back again. Detective Khali finds out the secret admirer is DDP as the Stalker, but he isn't there because he's trying to get Mr. Perfect clean. Vince injects the WWE with a lethal dose of POISON. Fans are marking out. Some ladies water just broke. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.
RVD comes out and is baked as shit.