WWE RAW June 3rd 2013 Live Discussion Thread

[Tumbas' #1 Fan]

It was an alright Raw.....Daniel Bryan made this Raw amazing.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Man, this dude no-sold a Honda Civic. That monitor won't do shit.

Ooooh, I wanna see, actually. Cena getting hit with random objects sounds like great television, unless you take that in a pervy way.

Don't I always? :ksi:

Yeah, Cena was laying the smacketh downeth upon Axel, then Heyman slipped Axel a laptop, then Axel went to town on Cena with said laptop.

 

[Snowman1]

"At Payback..... Ryback rules!" Gah, enough already. Someone get this dude some more clever lines. Is that really all he can remember?

Vince: "This'll be great! It's all effective and catchy and sells Extreme Rules by itself!"
Fans: "Yeah, 0-3 on that one, buddy. One, two, three strikes you're out, sit the fuck down"

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Would like to see him get beaten with a dildo, could be comedy gold

Your avatar makes me wish I'd had your cell phone number tonight.
#randomNaziposts

 

[Tumbas' #1 Fan]

#MrCountout Curtis Axel vs. Bo Dallas needs to happen.

 

[Snowman1]

Don't I always? :ksi:

Yeah, Cena was laying the smacketh downeth upon Axel, then Heyman slipped Axel a laptop, then Axel went to town on Cena with said laptop.

:why: Nooooooooo! But watching Cena getting attacked is hilarious, him getting raped isn't! :upset: Can't you not be pervy for once in your meaningful existence?

Thought you said "Heyman slipped on a laptop", and got all excited, then re-read it and was kinda disappointed after Last. Knockout. Standing.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

:why: Nooooooooo! But watching Cena getting attacked is hilarious, him getting raped isn't! :upset: Can't you not be pervy for once in your meaningful existence?

Thought you said "Heyman slipped on a laptop", and got all excited, then re-read it and was kinda disappointed after Last. Knockout. Standing.

OK, OK! Sorry!! :upset: I'll try my best!

 

[Snowman1]

So did Curjoechael Mchennigaxel win by countout again?

 

[GrammarNazi82]

So did Curjoechael Mchennigaxel win by countout again?

Not going to ask how long it took for you to mish-mash that name together. Yeah, le wild Ryback attacked, Cena got counted out while laying in a heap against a busted table, bim bam boom, roll credits.


Also, FYI:

WWE Creative Humor ‏@WWECreative_ish 3m
Despite what @MichaelCole said about a dozen times, @JohnCena was beaten by @RealCurtisAxel, not Curtis Angle. #RAWTonight

 

[Snowman1]

Not going to ask how long it took for you to mish-mash that name together. Yeah, le wild Ryback attacked, Cena got counted out while laying in a heap against a busted table, bim bam boom, roll credits.

:downer: That's disappointing.

 

[Owen Rey]

Daniel Bryan is a fucking machine, that is all.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

:downer: That's disappointing.

When Cena is involved, you learn to expect and perhaps even embrace disappointment. (Poor Nikki Bella.... ha.)

 

[Lockard 23]

A count out loss in a No Disqualification match? That reminds me of Rey Mysterio taking a pin fall loss in the casket match at Summerslam 2010. It's one of those things that makes you go "Really?"