In the first five minutes Triple H not only buries the entire locker room he also kills Sheamus' career in a beatdown. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Not only did he just kill a once credible champion and reduced him to nothing, he also just made the new roster sound inferior. How the fuck is he supposed to run the company when he just buried any star they were going to make.
Cena and Miz was looooooong and booooooring. Riley's joke was no worse than Cena's lame ass shit. God he sounds like Kevin Kelly trying to interview Rock when he tries to be funny. Needs to fucking stop it and act serious, he's not funny, never was funny and never will be funny. Foley is funny, Rock is funny, Jericho is funny.....Cena is corny.
Cena's rapper shit worked because he took it serious and wasn't making lame ass jokes, he just berated his opponents. He didn't try to be funny, all he needed was to sell a fucking feud, not try make pee pee ka ka jokes that blueberries would facepalm.
Only saving grace was Rock, and even that sort of fell flat, because it wasn't live. This would've been so much better if he was there in the ring, getting the crowd into it. No one can work a crowd from the titantron.
Although he was spot on in his promo, and explained himself better than his fans ever could on why he left to make movies, I liked this promo better than his last one. This felt like some real shit to me.
What a shit show, you garner yourself massicve attention from old fans by bringing back The Rock and advertising Steve Austin and you offer up a shit show like this is only going to turn people off, this was Impact bad. I'm talking Hardy heel turn bad. Monday Night Impact bad. This show sucked out loud.