He oughta just repeat the same crap he did last year. Have a 20 minute monologue that the crowd takes a giant shit on, eventually gives into the fact that the crowd's too busy popping for Daniel Bryan to listen to him, ask the Rock to come down to give him one last hug to send him on his merry way, then Batista runs out and powerbombs his ass through the ring. Don't tell me you wouldn't mark again.
Will I be here? Maybe. Cynthio and Nazi owe me sexual favors if so. If so, will I watch the show or just pretend? Maybe. Would rather just have Seabs keep me posted of what's going on, so he can yell "BAHGOD THE SHIELD JUST JUMPED THE RAIL AND ATTACKED CENA! Wait... what is this... Brad Maddox... A match... HOLY CRAP! DEAN AMBROSE JUST WON THE WWE TITLE!" and entertain all of us with his fake results.
For some reason I imagine Seabs looking just like Turk from Scrubs.