‘Unstoppable’ by Kat DeLuna hits and we see a sexy video of the hottest women in professional wrestling, all divas of DIVAS! A very small pyro display goes off in the DIVAS Club, formerly the Impact Zone, in Orlando Florida! We see only men in the arena screaming and whistling. The theme music plays in the background as we go straight to the commentators.
Mike Tenay: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the sexiest show in cable history and no we’re not talking about the full frontal cell phone pictures of my broadcast partner, we’re talking about…DIVAS!
Matt Striker: Hey, those pictures were not pictures of me! I swear to you, I have never taken pictures of my private parts, and whoever put those pictures up will pay!
Mike Tenay: Sure they will. Anyways folks, last week was the start of the 16 Diva Tournament for the DIVAS World Heavyweight Championship! Four lovely ladies have advanced to the second round of the tournament, and four more will advance tonight!
The new theme song of DIVAS, “Unstoppable,†hits and out walks out the general manager of DIVAS, Vickie Guerrero, to a tremendous amount of heat. She walks down the ramp and demands someone to hold the ropes for her. One of the crew men does so, and she walks into the ring, with a microphone waiting for her.
Vickie: Excuse me?
The crowd doesn’t let her talk. She asks “excuse me†several more times, before continuing.
Vickie: As I was saying, last week was a tremendous success and it will only get better from here on out. Last week, Beth Phoenix, Mickie James, Lita, and Awesome Kong won their respective matches and have advanced to the second round of the tournament. Tonight’s matches feature –
Vickie gets interrupted by the theme song of Awesome Kong’s. She comes out with Jazz to loud booing. They storm down the ramp, and into the ring. Kong grabs a microphone from someone on the outside and looks at Vickie in anger.
Kong: VICKIE!
Vickie: Would you calm down? Tell me what’s wrong.
Kong: Lita and Trish! That’s what’s wrong! Who do they think they are? They think they can just come out and just meddle in my business?!
Vickie: Relax, you won’t have to worry about them anymore!
Kong: And why’s that exactly?
Vickie: Because first of all Trish won’t even make it to round two. She will go one of one with her, Jazz, tonight!
The crowd pops for that announcement.
Vickie: Second of all, don’t even pay any attention to that red hair bimbo. Lita won’t be an issue.
Lita’s music hits and she comes to a load ovation. She runs into the ring.
Lita: Really? You really think I won’t be a problem. I’ll have you know that I revolutionized professional wrestling for us women. Ask e every single one of these fans and they’ll back me up, won’t you guys?
The entire audience cheers.
Vickie: Excuse me! Who do you think you are coming out here interrupting us?
Lita: You know something, Vickie, you say that I’m a red hair bimbo, when you’re the one who slept with a 7 foot giant while sleeping with my ex-husband, yea okay.
Vickie: Excuse me? How dare you!?
Kong: Alright, that’s it! I’m sick and damn tired of this boring soap opera continuing any longer. This is a wrestling show, not the Young and the Restless! I wanna know who you think you to meddle in my business last week.
Both Kong and Lita get face to face trading words right before things go out of control. The moment it seems like fists are going to get thrown, Vickie stops them.
Vickie: Alright, that’s enough! I knew this would get out of hand, and we’re not even done with the first round of this tournament! So I’m going to end this once and for all. I’ve hired an ambassador strictly for this tournament.
Kong: Really? And who’s going to stop me?
“Don’t treat me like a woman†hits and the crowd jumps on their feet. Chyna walks out and stops at the top of the ramp. She soaks in the cheers for a good minute, before staring at everyone in the ring. She picks up the microphone to her mouth.
Chyna: Me.
And with that the lights go off and we go off to our first commercial break. We come back to Mike Tenay and Matt Striker talking about Chyna being named the Ambassador of this tournament and then talks about the announcement that Vickie made where tonight’s main event will be Jazz vs. Trish Stratus in the final opening round of the tournament.
Gail Kim vs. Natalya
This match was one hell of a match. Gail Kim had spectacular maneuvers, as well as some quick techniques. Natalya was certainly no joke, as she out powered Kim most of the match. They were both equally matched, and wrestled for a good 7 minutes or so. It would later cost Natalya big time when she missed a huge elbow drop from the turnbuckle. Kim quickly capitalized on this by hitting her finisher the “Happy Ending,†which is a Japanese stranglehold neck breaker, for the pinfall victory.
Winner – Gail Kim (7:28)
We go to the second commercial break of the evening before coming back to see Eve Torres, the backstage interviewer of DIVAS, standing with a big smile and beautiful yellow dress.
Eve: Welcome back everyone, my name is Eve Torres and standing next to me is my guest at this time, Victoria and Katie Lea Burchill.
We see Victoria and Katie Lea, both of whom are looking at Eve.
Victoria: Excuse me, if you’re going to announce who I am, you ought to get it right. I am not Victoria. I am Queen Victoria, and I am going to be the very first DIVAS Heavyweight Champion! Allow me to introduce to you the Lady Kate! She is my henchwoman, and she will help me become the first Heavyweight Champion in DIVAS history.
Lady Kate: The Queen will not be stopped, because it’s just a matter of time before we take over DIVAS and make this our kingdom!
Queen Victoria: Tonight I go one on one with the pathetic Michelle McCool. This woman is so weak, so stupid, it’s almost a gift from GM Guerrero to let her be my opponent in the opening round. It’s practically a bye.
Eve: You don’t seem to be giving Michelle much credit. I’ve wrestled her once or twice, she’s really tough.
Queen Victoria: She WAS tough, but she has lost her way now. She’s gone soft. She’s weak. And I’m going to prove it when I absolutely annihilate her tonight.
Lady Kate grabs the microphone from Eve.
Lady Kate: The Queen has spoken.
Queen Victoria and Lady Kate walk away from the set, as the scene switches to the locker room of Trish Stratus. We see her preparing for her match later on tonight. Lita walks into the locker room and the crowd goes wild. Trish stands up and looks at Lita.
Lita: Hey Trish.
Trish: Hey Lita.
Lita: I know you’re really busy prepping and whatever but I want to give you a heads up.
Trish: What’s up?
Lita: Well it’s no surprise that Awesome Kong will be by Jazz’s corner, so I just wanted to tell you that I want to be in your corner tonight.
Trish: Wow, thanks Lita.
Lita: I just can’t stand that bitch! No way will she cheat her way to the finals and the championship.
Trish: Yea, I know, you’re right. But listen…ummm…
Lita: Don’t. I know what you’re about to say and don’t worry, the moment the time comes, it’s every woman for herself, I know.
Trish: Good.
Lita: So I’ll see you tonight?
Trish: Definitely. Oh and Lita…
Lita: Yea?
Trish: Thanks again.
Lita: Don’t mention it, let’s just kick some cheating ass!
We fade out to the General Manager, Vickie Guerrero, who is inside her locker room.
Vickie: I hope you’re all enjoying tonight’s show. I just wanted to announce that the next big event to occur within the three companies will be an annual event called LADIES NIGHT. This even is a 2 hour blockbuster, featuring only matches from DIVAS. The main event of the match will be the FINALS of this tournament, and a DIVAS Heavyweight Championship match will be crowned. Also, the four quarterfinal matches will take place next week on DIVAS! Enjoy the rest of the show.
The camera takes its third commercial break. We come back to in-ring action!
Maryse vs. Maria
The fans weren’t so into the wrestling of the match, as they were into the women themselves. Both the sexy and lustrous women. This match was a very quick match, the audience was mostly whistling the entire time. Maryse hits the “French Kiss†which is a Snap DDT.
Winner – Maryse (3:47)
We go to the fourth commercial of the evening, and we’re 35 minutes into the show, with two more matches remaining. Michelle McCool’s music hits to a loud ovation and then Queen Victoria’s music hits and she walks out to booing, with Lady Kate by her side.
McCool vs. Queen Victoria (w/ Lady Kate)
This match was a very competitive match, with Queen Victoria dominating it for the most part. McCool got the early advantage, but since then Queen Victoria had the edge. Towards the end of the match, McCool got momentum going, as she came back with punches and dropkicks. While the referee was distracted, Lady Kate held onto McCool’s foot, as she was near the ropes. McCool clearly was distracted, causing Victoria to hit the “Widow’s Peak†on McCool for the victory.
Winner – Queen Victoria (6:40)
After the match we see Lady Kate coming into the ring, standing next to her Queen. In the corner is Michelle, trapped. Queen Victoria has a microphone and stands in front of Michelle.
Queen Victoria: Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Queen Victoria: You hear them? They’re booing you. They’re booing you because you suck. What happened to you? You were the first ever Diva’s Champion, back on the Smackdown brand in the WWE. You then became the biggest bitch, and now you’ve become everyone else’s bitch. But I see something in you that nobody else does. I see a future for you. And that’s why I’m offering you a spot in my kingdom. Become an official Lady and join us. Join Lady Kate and me and together, we’ll rule this kingdom! We’ll make it ours! Join us! What do you say?
Queen Victoria sticks out her hand, waiting for Michele to shake it. Michele shakes her head no, to the shock of the Queen and the joy of the fans. Queen Victoria yells at Lady Kate to teach her a lesson. Michele quickly jumps up and puts a fist up, making Lady Kate back up. Michele quickly walks out of the ring before it comes into a 2 on 1 situation. The Queen and The Lady both look at Michele in disgust.
We go backstage to a room filled with candles and bright lights. We see a deranged Mickie James sitting in the middle of the candles looking at the camera in a freaky look.
OH WHY AM I BEING SO SILLY???
OF COURSE YOU KNOW ME!!!!
Mickie gets frustrated now. COME ON GUESS!!!
Mickie goes back to her crazy self. HAHA…I’M BAAAAACK!!!
BUT YOU KNOW, THERE’S ONE PERSON THAT I REALLY WANT TO MAKE SURE KNOWS I’M BACK!
We go into the final commercial break and come back with 11 minutes left to the show. We see a vignette for the Twisted Sisters, ODB and Mickie Knuckles. They say they have a special announcement and will announce it next week.
Main Event – Trish Stratus (w/ Lita) vs. Jazz (w/ Awesome Kong)
This match absolutely amazing. Jazz and Kong got an insane amount of heat from the crowd, and when Lita and Trish walked out together, they got the loudest pop of the night for sure. This match was as great as the opening match of the night, if not greater. Both Trish and Jazz took each other to the level. Neither Kong nor Lita interfered in the first 8 minutes of the match, giving the fans one amazing battle. The ending came when the referee was knocked out after an inadvertent Trish Kick from Trish. Kong went into the ring and picked Trish up, sandwiching Trish in between herself and the turnbuckle. Trish was on the ground in pain, holding onto her back. Lita jumped onto the apron, onto the top turnbuckle and hit a top turnbuckle moonsault onto Kong, but Kong grabbed Lita. Kong went to throw Lita over the top rope, much like Big Show tried to do to The Rock at the Royal Rumble, but Lita hit a hurricarana onto Kong, knocking her out of the ring, When Kong was getting up, Lita ran and hit a suicide dive, knocking them both out on the outside. Trish was slowly getting up, as was Jazz, and when Jazz turned around, Trish connected with the “Trish Kick.†Trish covered Jazz, but the referee was knocked out. Suddenly the fans were going nuts, as the Ambassador of the tournament, CHYNA, ran into the ring and told Trish to cover Jazz. Trish does so and Chyna started to make the pin! The fans sang in unison: ONE…TWO…THREE!!! Chyna signaled for the bell and the fans went nuts.
Winner – Trish Stratus (10:00)
After the match, Lita joined Chyna and Lita in the ring, and both Trish and Lita go to hg Chyna, but Chyna sticks out her arms, pushing them away. She walks out of the ring, and looks at the two women with an expressionless face, as Kong is pissed off, with her huge eyes bulging out. The show ends with Trish and Lita confused at Chyna, but yet happy that they are both in the Quarterfinals, and then the scene quickly changes to Chyna walking backwards, up the ramp, and the TitanTron is directly above her, showing Kong infuriated at what happened. The show fades out to Tenay and Striker shocked at what transpired tonight, and sends us off with a GOOD NIGHT!