WWE General Discussion Thread

[Crocker]

This comes from the roast on Sunday night

 

[Hoss]

Imagine my shock and horror when I attended the WWE roast and everyone was insulting each other

 

[Dale]

"Airing grievances" as if Nia and Charlotte aren't close friends

 

[Lethal]

"Airing grievances" as if Nia and Charlotte aren't close friends

Unfollowed each other…

 

[Tommy Shelby]

Imagine my shock and horror when I attended the WWE roast and everyone was insulting each other

Hoss Who was in attendance from WWE ? Pat McAfee mentioned it on his show. Hope you had a good time .

 

[Barry Poppins]

Matt Edgar:

Makes joke about wanting to be Jeff Hardy, says closest he got was when he fell off a ladder when decorating a Christmas Tree… and then got put on oxycodone

Talks about when he was roofied in Vegas, jokes about roleplaying as asleep while the roofier roleplays as Bill Cosby

Tony Hinchcliffe:

Mentions that it’s 4/20, a day of celebration for pot smokers, a day of celebration for Christians, and it’s hitler’s birthday so a day of celebration for Gunther

Jokes about how Prime and Drumstick ice cream have more preservatives in them than Charlotte’s Flair’s face

Said he wanted Shinsuke Nakamura for the roast but he got a tariff on his booking

Says Mick Foley’s mad at him cause he(Tony) endorsed Trump and Foley endorsed Kamala Harris, saying Foley had a harder fall than the one he had from the cell

Said he wanted Jinder Mahal for the roast but he’s going through a midlife Isis

Says Del Rio wanted to be there but WWE had yet to turn that page(Paige)

“Knock knock” “who’s there?” “Ricky Saints” “Ricky Saints who?” “Exactly”

“They call Lex Luger the total package, Total package is what the wheelchair salesman said when-“ (he trails off and doesn’t finish the joke)

“Triple H has a lot of love for D-X, or as he calls her Chyna”

“I haven’t seen this many sweaty oiled up dudes since DIDDY’S party”

“Jey’s an underdog, which is what Shinsuke ate for dinner tonight”

“Jey Uso is still out celebrating and hitting the bar, and as history shows he’ll have a nice drive home tonight”

“Iyo Sky was out there dressed like Buzz rightyear”

The Miz:

Tells Hinchcliffe to go hangout with Logan Paul in a Japanese Forrest

Jeff Dye:

Also makes a joke about Charlotte Flair’s face

Braun Strowman:

Has a rant against Miz, Hinchcliffe, McAfee, not being on Mania, tells zero jokes

Sami Zayn:

By far the best performance of the night and he didn’t even read his own jokes

David Lucas:

Makes several jokes about Nia Jax’s body, mispronounces her first name every time

Paul Heyman:

Has a legitimate hateful rant about Freddie Prinze Jr

Calls David Lucas “The cumrag in the P Diddy party of life”

Goes on a legit rant against Fluffy calling a kiss ass and saying he couldn’t sell out an arena, which causes Fluffy to respond pointing out he’s the only name that got cheered and chanted during the night

Uses “The Miz’s wife’s vagina” as a punchline, then references Shayna Baszlers pubes

Nia Jax:

Says no one wants to see Charlotte in the ring anymore, including her three ex husbands

Jokes about Charlottes face

Goes on a legitimate rant against her critics

R-Truth:

Second best performance of the night, relatively inoffensive

Hinchcliffe:

(Gunther) looks like Adolf Hitler put himself in the oven

Nia Jax:

Goes on another legit rant against Becky Lynch and Jeff Dye(Becky’s former boyfriend)

The audio leaked too, it's as bad as it sounds.

 

[Lethal]

fucking hell.

Although "Triple H has a lot of love for D-X, or as he calls her Chyna” I chuckled at this one, even if it's from a negative place.

The host sounds like a grade-A cunt flap fwiw

 

[Chris]

Guessing this is on topic

 

[Skyefire]

I see virtually no chance of this happening.

 

[Butters]

Guessing this is on topic

This is the most offensive one.

 

[Barry Poppins]

For those who might not be able to see the list, the one that's so out of pocket and beyond disgusting is the last item.

Paul Heyman makes a joke about Freddie Prinze Jr. starting a wrestling promotion: "We all need another wrestling promotion like Freddie Prinze's father needs another hole in his fucking head."

Freddie Prinze Sr. shot and killed himself in 1977.

Paul Heyman making light of a man's suicide.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Of course, people on the WWE subreddit are defending it because "This is what roasts are"

 

[Butters]

I get that its comedy but it’s also bad comedy

 

[O-Blaze]

I can get where maybe, MAYBE, some of the jokes you can pass off as being cause it's a roast, I get that. But yeah, I don't think suicide is something to fucking joke about and make light of.

 

[Sky]

Why WWE's Charlotte Flair Says She Feels 'Exposed' After Opening Up About Her Divorce (Exclusive)

Charlotte Flair tells PEOPLE exclusively a 'weight has been lifted' off her shoulders since opening up publicly about her recent divorce.

people.com

Interesting quote here

On the opposite side of WrestleMania, I think I will tap more into that and kind of try to bring me — Ashley, the real person — to Charlotte, because I do feel like Charlotte really isn’t, the character I made is not relatable

Will be interesting if she's able to reinvent herself and somehow shake the go-away heat