"WWE Fears Foley?" I wish that was a made up headline

[Kaedon]

-- Nobody from the office outright said it, but there was a feeling everyone was kept busy on Saturday night because they didn't want anyone attending TNA wrestler Mick Foley's stand-up comedy routine at the Hollywood Improv. A number of WWE stars were interested in attending but noted they were "kept busy." Though the entire crew was in Los Angeles, nobody from WWE attended the event and Foley is quite popular among his peers.

Yes, Vince McMahon is shaking in his boots at the thought of Mick Foley doing some improv while his wrestlers are there......

 

[btman]

Well how would you feel if Foley pulled a..... TNA?

WWE Wrestler: "Oh hey Foley nice act, hows TNA?"
Foley :"Well Scooby-Doo its AWESOME. You get FREE 3D GLASSES, a FREE HUMME, some NASHLY furniture, and THE BOSS will cook you KIP-BURGERS for a week. OH AND WE HAVE TA-ZZTOP NOW TOO"
WWE Wrestler: "What? I get a hummer? And did you mean Tazz or ZZ top cuz I think we had ZZ top, but either way where do I sign up?"
Foley: "No I meant HEMME the WOMAN for the night. Unless you want a TARA-LICIOUS evening. Either way RHINO will watch you but he might show up with a GORE GORE GORE!!! Anyway I'll show you to BOOKER T and he'll set you up"
WWE Wrestler: "Uhh alright I didn't know Mr. T booked people..."
FOLEY "He does until you get hit with a BOOK END!"
WWE Wrestler: "Well... Obviously"
Foley: "WAIT, SON WHAT THE SHARMELLIO IS YOUR ANGLE"
WWE Wrestler: "Dude..Just please.. Stop. And I just want to make sure I have a position locked here in TNA before we discuss any gimmicks"
Foley: "So you want an ANGLE LOCK?!?!"
WWE Wrestler: "Oh ffs..."
Foley: "Here take this for that STING"
WWE Wrestler: *Facepalm*

And suddenly they're in TNA.

God I hate Foley...

 

[seX-Power]

Wow, you're hilarious.

 

[JurassicBonez]

Well how would you feel if Foley pulled a..... TNA?

WWE Wrestler: "Oh hey Foley nice act, hows TNA?"
Foley :"Well Scooby-Doo its AWESOME. You get FREE 3D GLASSES, a FREE HUMME, some NASHLY furniture, and THE BOSS will cook you KIP-BURGERS for a week. OH AND WE HAVE TA-ZZTOP NOW TOO"
WWE Wrestler: "What? I get a hummer? And did you mean Tazz or ZZ top cuz I think we had ZZ top, but either way where do I sign up?"
Foley: "No I meant HEMME the WOMAN for the night. Unless you want a TARA-LICIOUS evening. Either way RHINO will watch you but he might show up with a GORE GORE GORE!!! Anyway I'll show you to BOOKER T and he'll set you up"
WWE Wrestler: "Uhh alright I didn't know Mr. T booked people..."
FOLEY "He does until you get hit with a BOOK END!"
WWE Wrestler: "Well... Obviously"
Foley: "WAIT, SON WHAT THE SHARMELLIO IS YOUR ANGLE"
WWE Wrestler: "Dude..Just please.. Stop. And I just want to make sure I have a position locked here in TNA before we discuss any gimmicks"
Foley: "So you want an ANGLE LOCK?!?!"
WWE Wrestler: "Oh ffs..."
Foley: "Here take this for that STING"
WWE Wrestler: *Facepalm*

And suddenly they're in TNA.

God I hate Foley...

^^

I wouldn't take any credit at all for this post.

 

[btman]

^^

I wouldn't take any credit at all for this post.

I was just bored and it's just a playoff of how incredibly funny Foley really is while loling at ex-WWE employees. I bet you they all got sucked into TNA by low IQ's after watching his act. That's obviously why WWE FEARS Foley.

Plus you only get that bored once lol. Don't expect more of that.

 

[noumenon]

Did you confuse...mad libs....with improv????