WWE Elimination Chamber 2017 Discussion Thread

[Crippler]

I feel like this feud needs a returning Shelton

What's Swagger up to?

 

[Smart Marx]

Break that untalented foot.

 

[Crippler]

Noodlehead can't even get doing the pillmanize right, come off the middle rope it more impact you idiot

 

[Crippler]

thank you chants lol

 

[Roadster]

Good ol' Pillmanization.

 

[Smart Marx]

Noodlehead can't even get doing the pillmanize right, come off the middle rope it more impact you idiot

Right? Put it around his neck too.

 

[Roadster]

Sucks that my favorite up-and-comers are probably gonna be bulldozed to rejuvenate Ziggler's stagnating career.

 

[Crippler]

Break that untalented foot.

woah, untalented is a bit of a reach.

 

[Fauche]

obvs what should happen here is this

- Ziggler destroys Crews' body piece by piece
- Crews is out for a few months but then gets a robocop million dollar man gimmick and now he's more machine than human
- being a cyborg gives Crews the edge needed to overcome Ziggler in battle
- Crews' lost humanity distances him from his friends and family, so Kalisto tries to show him how to be human again
- three months of comedy segments that all ends when Crews robot wiring gets fucked by a headshot and he becomes a villain robot and turns on Kalisto
- Kalisto vs Crews at Summerslam, ending with a teary-eyed Kalisto holding a chair over a battered Crews, begging his old friend to show him a sign he's still in there somewhere. But then he isn't. Kalisto delivers the coup de grace, makes the pin, but feels empty as he walks back up the ramp. He can't help but wonder if he too has lost sight on what it means to be human. Is there a person under the mask? Would he even recognize that person now?

 

[Crippler]

Alpha not running the talble, WWE missing the boat huge

 

[Fauche]

only one person in this match has a win over Jericho at Mania

 

[Smart Marx]

I'll be happy if Breeze can at least get rid of Slater.

 

[Fauche]

once heard Cornette rant about how the atomic drop done right is a perfectly good finish

 

[Smart Marx]

woah, untalented is a bit of a reach.

Would washed be better? I mean he's not great.

 

[Crippler]

Rhyno needs to goar a trolly again or get the fuck out