Wwe Presents- Friday...night..smackdown!
“Rise Up†By Drowning Pool hits and we are LIVE at the Continental Airlines Arena here in East Rutherford, New Jersey! The fans are electric, as we welcome you to FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!!!! Let's go to ringside, where Ric Flair has a huge announcement to make!
***In Ring Segment***
Flair's music hits, and the legend steps out from behind the curtain to a huge pop from the crowd. He lets out his signature “WOO†and struts that aisle. He rolls into the ring, and takes a mic from the outside. Flair quiets down the crowd.
Ric Flair:: WOOO!!!
The fans begin to yell along with Flair. Flair calms down the crowd again.
Ric Flair:: Royal Rumble was a night of memories. Ric Flair was faced with a challenge... but the Nature Boy over came that obstacle! Thanks to one man!
Flair smiles as the crowd almost blows the roof off the arena.
Flair:: And that man is one of my closest friends... He's HULK...HOGAN!!!
Hogan's music hits and the Hulkster comes out, and embraces the powerful chants from the crowd. He flexes his muscles and shakes hands with a few of the fans before sliding into the ring. Flair and Hogan shake hands and hug before Flair hands Hulk Hogan the mic. Hogan goes on his knees and begins to bow down to Flair. A smile spreads across Flair's face as they hug once more. Hogan and Flair calm the ecstatic crowd.
Hogan:: It's been a long time since the Hulkster came to New Jersey brother!
Flair laughs as the fans begin to cheer.
Hogan:: Now many have asked me, Hulkster, why did you save Ric Flair? Well i'll tell you why brother... Flair is one of my greatest friends.. he's a legend... and I will NOT let him retire like this brother!
Hogan pauses again as the fans cheers grow louder.
Hogan:: Vince has been trying to get rid of Flair, by throwing that freak of nature at him. But Flair isn't a pushover Vince, and neither is the Hulkster!
Hogan hands the mic to Flair, and lips the words “Do it†to him. Flair inhales deeply, and so does the crowd.
Flair:: WOOOO BROTHER!!!
Hogan and Flair hug again, but Vince's music begins to play. Vince powerwalks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He grabs a mic from outside and begins to yell in Hogan's face.
Vince:: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
Hogan:: Hmmm.. that's a tough one... oh yeah... I'm HULK HOGAN BROTHER.
Flair:: And HULKAMANIA and the NATURE BOY ARE GOING TO RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER. WOO!
Vince wipes some spit off of his face.
Vince:: Ric, you've been here LONG enough! Hogan, you want to stick your nose where it doesn't belong? FINE! At No Way Out it's going to be you vs The Great Khali! And if you lose...
Vince turns to Ric...
Vince: YOU'RE FIRRREDDD.
Vince drops the mic and exits the ring to his music. Hogan reassures Flair that he will not let him down.
***Video Package***
A hype video is played for the upcoming #1 Contenders Match.
Rey Mysterio, the ultimate underdog.
Undertaker, the legend, the phenom.
Batista, the animal, the beast.
Kane, the sick twisted monster.
These forces will clash tonight.
Can Rey survive these three monsters? Stay tuned to find out.
We are ready for our first contest of the night!
MVP vs Jeff Hardy
MVP's music hits and the United States champ steps out, with his belt strapped around his waist. He poses for the crowd as fire shoots off behind. That sight is awe inspiring for some, but disgusting for others. MVP cockily makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring, handing his belt to the ref. He awaits his opponent.
Jeff Hardy's music hits the PA system and out steps the Rainbow Haired Water, the Charismatic Enigma, JEFF...HARDY! Jeff dances at the top of the ramp as pyro shoots off behind him. The fans are going nuts as Jeff high fives them before sliding into the ring. MVP wastes no time getting this match started, and begins stomping Jeff before he could get to his feet. This match is underway!
DING DING DING!
MVP picks up Jeff and tosses him into the corner. MVP goes for the Players Boot, trying end this one early, but Jeff rolls out of the way. MVP's foot hits the turnbuckle hard, and Jeff dropkicks the free leg, causing it to buckle. Jeff goes for the quick pin.
1..No. MVP gets the shoulder up. Jeff lifts up MVP and begins to light him up with hard chops. MVP gets back up into a corner, and Jeff continues to hit him with stiff elbows before getting pushed away by the ref. Jeff goes back on the attack but gets raked in the eye. Jeff falls to his knees trying to get his sight back, meanwhile MVP is bouncing off the ropes... Big Boot to the face! Jeff crumples to the mat holding the bridge of the nose. MVP hooks the leg!
1......2....NO! My god that was close! MVP picks up Jeff and whips him across the ring. Jeff bounces off the ropes and ducks MVP's clothesline. He bounces back and takes MVP out with a tornado DDT! MVP pulls himself up using the ropes, meanwhile Jeff is mounting the top rope! Whisper in the Wind! MVP goes flying over the top rope! MVP lands on his feet but loses his balance and hits the barricade! Jeff is mounting the top rope.... CROSS BODY BLOCK! Both men topple over the barricade and into the crowd! We have to go to commercial break! Don't move from that seat!
***Commercial***
And we are back! During the break Jeff Hardy went for the pin, but MVP kicked out. Jeff went to pick up MVP, but got elbowed in the gut. MVP went for the DDT, but Jeff reversed it and nailed MVP with a Face Buster. He went for the Swanton, but MVP pushed the ref into the ropes, causing Jeff to hit the turnbuckle. MVP hit a superplex and went for the pin, but Jeff kicked out... let's go back to live action!
MVP has Jeff in the corner, and is stomping him in the stomach. MVP backs away due to the ref's orders, but hits Jeff with a cheap shot punch to the face. MVP goes for the Play Maker, but Jeff chops MVP in the leg! MVP releases and falls to the ground. Jeff rolls MVP up and bridges high!
1...2.....NO! MVP kicks out! Jeff goes to pick up MVP, but MVP side steps him and rolls him up! He's got the tights!
1...2...3! NO! The ref saw the MVP holding the tights! MVP is arguing with the ref, meanwhile Jeff is catching his breath. MVP spits on the ref's shoes, and turns around, but right into a boot to the gut!
TWIST OF FATE! MVP is knocked out! Jeff mounts the top rope! SWANTON BOMB... NO! MVP got the knees up! Jeff goes crashing back first into the knees of MVP. Jeff crawls over to a corner and gets up, clutching his back. MVP charges, and nails Jeff in the face with the Player's Boot! Jeff's eyes roll in the back of his head and MVP goes for the pin!
1...2......No! Jeff got his foot on the rope! MVP can't believe it! MVP picks up Jeff and goes for the Playmaker, but the fans begin to cheer! MVP begins to shout!
MVP:: That's right! You cheer! I'm sending this piece of crap back where he came from!
MVP looks up the ramp, and the smile on his face quickly fades. He looks like he's just seen a ghost... MATT HARDY SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH A CHAIR! WHACK! Matt nailed MVP square in the face with the steel chair! Jeff rolls out of the ring as the ref checks on him. Matt continues to pound MVP with the chair, hitting him with vicious shot after shot. Matt drops the chair and lifts up the lifeless, bloody body of MVP... Twist of Fate on the chair! Security comes down to the ring and pulls Matt Hardy away, preventing any further damage. We have to go to commercial break. Stay just where you are!
Winner- MVP- DQ- Interference from Matt Hardy. 7:25
***Commercial***
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back, we'll keep you updated on MVP's medical condition.
***Backstage Interview***
Miz & Morrison can be seen, their Tag Titles on their shoulders. Morrison begins to speak.
Morrison:: Tonight, The Shaman of Sexy and the Teacher of Reality must defend our belts against an Asian Cowboy and a tattooed rebel. The Palace of Wisdom will not be destroyed by these two rejects.
Miz:: Jimmy and Moore live off of dreams and false hope. Tonight, i'm going to give them a taste of reality.
Miz and Morrison walk out of the shot.
Let's go to ringside, The Hardcore Title is on the line!
Hardcore Title is on the Line!
Finlay vs Chavo Guerrero vs Gregory Helms vs Chuck Palumbo vs Jamie Noble
Jamie Noble starts off the action by rushing Chuck. Jamie starts delivering Kicks at Chuck in the corner.
Mean While, Chavo and Helms form an Alliance and attack Finlay. Jamie attempts to whip Chuck to the ropes but Chuck lifts him up over head and drops him on his knee. Jamie Squirms in pain as Chuck drops down and begins choking Jamie. Chuck tucks Jamie between his legs setting up for a Powerbomb. But Jamie crawls out from under Chuck. Chuck turns around and gets Eye Raked by Jamie. Jamie Starts Kicking Chuck’s legs to take down the Tall behemoth. Chuck slaps a choke hold onto Jamie and tosses him right over the top rope. Chuck grabs Gregory Helms by the hair from behind and Body Slams him. While, Chavo is distracted by Chuck taking his partner Finlay gets up and low blows Chavo. Finlay grabs his Shillelagh and knocks Chavo out with it. Finlay turns Chavo and Locks in a Half crab working Chavo’s legs. Jamie who is outside with a Chair at hand calls out Chuck who is inside beating on Helms. Chuck directs his attention To Jamie who is outside by his Motor Cycle. Jamie lifts the Chair and starts thrashing the Motor Cycle. Chuck changes Persona and becomes a beast and runs outside towards Jamie. Jamie throws the Chair at Chuck. Chuck catches it and begins getting ready to use it against Jamie. Jamie Paces backwards to the top of the ramp. Jamie stumbles and looks pretty nervous but isn’t begging for Mercy. Michel McCool appears from the entrance and distracts Chuck. Jamie Kicks his leg up and low Blows Chuck. Jamie grabs the chair and Nails Palumbo with it Once…. Twice… Three Times! Chuck gets pretty busted open and falls right back. Jamie Stands up and stares down at Chuck. Michel McCool grabs the chair and swings hard [as hard as she can] at Jamie and Nails him dead on the back. Michel Walks out on Jamie.
Finlay, Chavo, and Gregory Helms battle it out in the ring. Finlay Back Suplex’es Chavo. Helms rushes Finlay but walks into a Elbow to the face. Chavo gets back up and gets Arm Dragged by Finlay. Helms slide out and Grabs The Chair. Finlay grabs his Shillelagh and hit’s a Gut Wrenching Shot to Chavo. Finlay Slams Chavo face first onto the mat. Helms comes in with the chair and measures Finlay. Finlay turns around in the knick of time and dodges the Chair shot. Helms turns around shocked that the middle aged man ducked his quickness Gets nailed by a clothesline by Finlay. Finlay gets Helms up on his shoulders and measures for a Celtic Cross. But Chavo kicks him in the gut, and he drops Helms. Chavo and Helms hit a double DDT. Mean While Jamie is crawling to the Ring and Palumbo just sat up. Jamie is pretty exhausted and begins standing up. Chuck comes running down and nails Jamie in the back of the head. Palumbo throws Jamie into the steps and slides in. Helms see’s Palumbo and rushes him. Palumbo Big Boots him down. Chavo jumps at him for a Cross Body but Chuck catches him and hit’s a Last Call! Chuck grabs the chair that was in play and lifts if over Finlay’s head who is down on his knees. Jamie comes from Behind and hit’s a low blow with Finlay’s Shillelagh. Jamie rolls up Chuck for the 1.………2.……..3.….
Chuck Palumbo is Eliminated!
Jamie lays back and rests. Jamie eventually gets up and starts trading punches with Chavo. But a Pissed off Chuck grabs Jamie by the hair and Punches Chavo down. Chuck lifts Jamie and hit’s a Full Throttle onto the chair! Chuck leaves out the ring pissed off. Gregory Helms climbs the top rope and Measures Noble who is lying flat on the Chair. Helms leaps for a Spiral Tap and Hits IT! Helms crawls over to Jamie and Makes the hook for the 1.……..2.……….3.…
Jamie Noble is Eliminated!
Gregory Helms Gets up, and walks into a Shoulder Block from Finlay. Chavo gets up to aid Helms but gets arm dragged by Finlay. Helms hold his arm in pain and stares down Finlay. Finlay stares back not showing any fear for the 3rd Generation Super Star. Helms slides out and grabs a Garbage Can from under the ring. Chavo Gets up and starts trading punches with Finlay. Finlay hit’s a Razor Edge Chop that knocks down Chavo. Finlay starts stomping down at Finlay, but in comes Helms wielding a Trash Can. Helms nails Finlay in the back with it and starts stomping on him. Helms hit’s a Spring Board leg drop. Helms gets Finlay sitting up and places the Trash Can on his head. Helms runs to the Ropes and hit’s a Shining Wizard onto the Trash Can!
Helms rolls over Finlay and makes the cover 1.…….2.………..Finlay kicks out! Helms is in shock and mouths “Damn!†Chavo gets up and faces Helms. Chavo climbs the turnbuckle and goes to Hit a Frog Splash. Finlay rolls out the way! Chavo eats the mat and squirms in pain! Helms is outside and cant believe what just happened. He thought Finlay was done for sure. Helms goes under and pulls out a Kendo Stick!
He comes in and stares at Finlay with it. Finlay picks up his Shillelagh and tells him “Bring It On Chump!â€. Helms strafes at him with the stick and swings. Finlay blocks it with a swing of his Shillelagh. They Clash about Three Times. Finlay hit’s a gut kick to Helms. Helms bends down. Finlay hit’s him in the back with it.
Finlay DDT’s him down. Finlay Grabs the Trash Can and places it onto Helms’s head. He Lifts the Shillelagh and measures for a shot at the Trash can. Chavo come’s from behind and turns Finlay around. Chavo throws a kick, but Finlay catches it and nails him with the Shillelagh. Finlay lifts Chavo up on his shoulders and hit’s the Celtic Cross! He makes the cover 1.…..2.……. Helms Breaks it up.
Finlay starts hitting Helms with rights and lefts all over. Chavo hit’s a cheap shot that drops Finlay to his left knee. Chavo taunts Finlay and the crowd beside Helms. Helms laughs with Chavo but His Facial Expression changes as he gets behind Chavo. Helms rolls his own partner Chavo up!
1.………………..2.………………3.….
Chavo Gurrero is Eliminated!
Chavo is sent outside and begins yelling at Helms. Helms stretch’s his arms and tells him “Business, is Business.†Helms turns and starts kicking Finlay. Helms places Finlay laying down at the Bottom Turnbuckle. He gets a Trash can and puts it in front of his face. Helms runs to the ropes and comes back and hit’s a baseball Slide that destroys Finlay’s face! Finlay starts bleeding from his forehead. Helms drags Finlay to the center and makes the cover 1.…..2.…..Finlay gets his shoulder up!
Helms begins yelling at the ref. Finlay sits up on his knee’s and stares into space. Helms shoves the ref and goes for Finlay. He stands in front of him and say’s “Night Night Old Manâ€. He taunts the crowd one more time. He runs to the ropes and comes back at Finlay For The Shinning Wizard. Finlay gains his conscious state for a split second, grabs the Shillelagh, and nails Helms in the Jewels when Helms spread his legs for The Shinning Wizard. Finlay gets up and Picks up Helms who is Screaming in pain. Finlay hits the Celtic Cross and makes the cover 1.……..2.………….3!
Winner-Finlay-Weapon to the Jewels-15:50
Finlay is handing the Hardcore Title, and celebrates with it, completely ignoring the bloody mess that he is.
***Commercial***
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. What a night it has been, but it's FAR from over. Coming up next, Miz & Morrison defend their tag belts against Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore!
WWE Tag Team Titles
John Morrison and The Miz vs. Jimmy Wang Yang and Shannon Moore
Miz and Shannon start off the match for their respective teams. They circle around the ring then lock up. Shannon quickly turns Miz’s Arm around and applies pressure. The Miz kicks Moore in the gut and Slams him by his hair to the mat. Moore bounces up and realizes what just happened. Miz runs at him for a clothesline but Moore counters it with a fast arm drag. Miz comes back, another arm drag. Miz comes again once more but Moore kicks him He runs to the ropes and hit’s a spinning neck Breaker on the rebound! Moore makes the cover.
1.….2.….Miz kicks out. Moore Locks with Miz and brings him to Yang where he makes the tag. They Whip Miz to the ropes. Miz comes back Moore slides under him, Yang dropkicks Miz down, and Moore Hit’s a Spring Board Senton Bomb . Wang Yang celebrates and yells “Heehaw!†He turns around and Miz rakes his eyes. Miz knees him down and Dives for the tag to John Morrison. John Runs in and quickly sends a kick to Yang. Yang catches his leg and turns him around 360. John immediately counters with a punch, Yang catches it. Yang punches John and hit’s a hard kick to Johns leg knocking him down. He flips backwards for the Back flip Splash and hits it!
He makes the cover 1.……2..John Kicks out. Yang and John get up. Yang nails a hard chop that gets John back on his knee’s in pain. Yang gets John up and goes for another Chop. John Ducks it and hit’s a Neck Breaker. John Taunts Yang and Yells “Heehaw!†He gets Yang up and hit’s a big Arm Drag. He pulls Yang to the corner and makes the tag to Miz. They whip Yang to the ropes and go for a Double Flap Jack. Yang see’s it coming, but Miz & Morrison already sent him up flying. Yang throws himself back, catches them and hit’s a double DDT. Yang wedges up and “Heehaw’s†again. Yang whips John to the ropes and Back Drops him outside the ring onto the mat. Miz runs at him and hit’s a clothesline. Moore runs in taps Miz and hit’s a big Pele Kick! Miz gets stunned and lands on the top rope resting. Moore runs to the opposite ropes and clotheslines him outside. John and Miz regroup outside but Yang and Shannon hit’s a Suicide Dive’s on both of them!
Shannon Whips Miz into the ring, while Yang is slowly getting up. Yang slides in. The Ref tells both men outside to get in the corners. Yang awaits the ref, but Miz hit’s a low blow then rolls Yang up. The Ref see’s this and slaps the floor.
1.….2.….Yang kicks out! Miz whips Yang to the ropes and starts stomping a mud hole. Shannon slides in the ring to help but John pulls him back out. Shannon punches John, but John takes it like nothing and throws Shannon into the steel steps. John starts choking Shannon. Miz sets Yang up in the corner for a running clothesline. Yang dives out the way and throws Him in shoulder First. Miz turns around dazed and gets hit by a monkey flip. Yang yells “Heehaw†One more time and goes up on the turn buckle. He measures Miz. John whips Shannon into the fans and slides in. Yang goes for Yang Time on Miz but John pulls him out the way. The Ref starts yelling at John for his interference. Miz pulls Brass Knuckles out from his pocket and nails Yang dead in The Jaw with them. Miz hit’s the DDT and makes the cover.
1...2.….Yang Kicks out! Miz is in utter shock and whips him to the corner. He makes the tag To John. Miz Sets Yang sitting up at The Turnbuckle. John gets under Yang for a Power Bomb but Shannon spears him back into the corner. Miz jumps in and rakes Shannon’s eyes. Yang who is still on John Shoulders at the turnbuckle turns the bomb position into a Hurricanna roll up. Miz distracts the ref by Choking Shannon with the ropes. The Ref tries stopping Miz, as Yang as the cover on John. Yang gets up and is about to knock Miz out. John sneaks up from behind Yang with the Brass Knuckles and Nails Yang yet again with them. Yang starts bleeding from his nose and eats a disgusting Spinning Neck Breaker! Miz locks Shannon with a leg Lock as John makes the cover. 1.……2.……3.….
Winner- MNM- Brass Knucks and Spinning Neck Breaker Combo- 8:00
A can't believe this! They stole the victory!
Morrison & Miz back up the ramp as Shannon attends to his partner. The Edge celebration Ceremony is up next!
***Commercial***
Welcome back! It's time for the Edge Celebration Ceremony! :thumbdown:
***In Ring Segment***
A red carpet has been rolled from the top of the ramp to the ring. Balloons fill the ramp, and the ring. A throne is in the center of the ring. Edge's music hits, and the World Heavyweight Champion walks out, with the belt strapped around his waist. He is wheeling the “love of his life†Vickie, and is flanked by the Rated R Superstars Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins. Hawkins and Ryder lift Vickie into the ring, and Edge enters and grabs a mic. The four take their place next to the throne and Edge sits in it. Ryder hands Edge a crown. Ryder is handed the mic and begins to yell into it.
Ryder::ALL HAIL KING EDGE! HE IS THE KING OF SMACKDOWN! BOW DOWN PEASENTS!
Ryder hands Edge the mic.
Edge:: The King of Smackdown is here. Not only did I beat Rey Mysterio, I retained my World Heavyweight Title. That proved that I was the dominate force here on Smackdown! Now, Vickie, my lovely queen, please stand beside me...
Edge stares at the wheelchair.
Edge:: Well...sit beside me at least.
Vickie rolls over to Edge, and takes her place next to him.
Edge:: Vickie...Love of my life... My queen..The...
Edge looks over to Ryder. Ryder nods and quickly takes a piece of paper out of his pocket. He whispers something in Edge's ear. Edge nods.
Edge:: The Highlight of my day. I beg you, don't make me defend my title at No Way Out. With your power, surely you can do something.
Vickie:: Edge, as much as I would love to help you... Theodore Long is the new GM.
Vickie extends her hand to Edge, but Edge pushes it away. Edge gets up and tries to look serious and angry, but the crown on his head just makes him look like a 5 year old that didn't get what he wanted for Christmas. Edge throws the crown off.
Edge:: Listen to me Teddy! You will PAY, If I have to defend my title at No Way Out. I swear it!
Teddy's music hits and the GM of Smackdown steps out.
Teddy:: Slow down there playa. Now I know you want to keep that title, and let's face it playa, when you have those goons around ya, there's no way you could lose. You see tonight, there is a Fatal Four Way Match, and the winner will get a shot at your title at No Way Out. Plus, in that Title Match at No Way Out... The Edgeheads and the “love of your life†are BANNED from ringside. Whether you like it or not... King. Holla Holla!
Teddy's music hits again and he disappears behind the curtain. Edge is livid! We have to go to commercial break. Don't move because the Main Event is up next!
***Commercial***
And we are back! Let's go to the ring for our FINAL match of the night!
Winner Becomes #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Title
Batista vs Undertaker vs Kane vs Rey Mysterio
Batista's music hits and the Animal steps out to a huge pop. He shoots his machine gun and the pyro goes off, driving the fans wild. Batista climbs up the stairs and gets into the ring.
The lights go red and fire bursts at the top of the ramp. Kane's music hits and the monster steps out. He walks down the ramp, eyes focusing on Edge who is sitting at ringside. The Big Red Monster climbs onto the apron and steps over the ropes. He stands toe to toe with Batista.
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA! 619!
Mysterio jumps out from beneath the stage to an amazing pop. He taps the EG wrist band on his shoulder and points to the roof. He slaps fans hands before rolling into the ring. Batista and Rey shake hands and back up into their corner. This looks like it's going to be more of a tag match that a Four Way Dance!
The lights go out, but then turn a dark blue color. Fog fills the ramp and stage as Undertaker steps out, with his trademark hat and trench coat. He glides through the smoke. He climbs up the steps, and turns the lights back on, revealing his eyes in the back of his head. He turns his eyes back to normal and gets into the ring. He remove his coat and drops it to the outside. He takes off his hat, and covers his face. He brings the hat down revealing his deadly and dangerous eyes. He flips his eyes back once again, and this match is underway!
DING DING DING!
Batista runs after Kane and pushes him into the corner! They begin to brawl, meanwhile Rey lunges at Taker. Taker throws him off like a rag doll, and Rey lands awkwardly on his neck, but quickly gets up. Rey jumps at Taker again and begins to nail him in the side of the head with hard elbows. Taker shakes them off and raps his hand around the throat of Rey. Rey tries to power out, but Undertaker is just to strong. Rey dropkicks Undertaker in the groin! Undertaker releases the hold and Rey drops to the floor. Rey cross body blocks Undertaker but gets caught! Rey elbows Taker in the elbow, once again causing him to drop him. Rey begins to kick Taker in the leg, trying to take the big man off his feet. Rey goes to kick him in the gut, but his leg gets caught. Batista damn near takes Taker's head off with a clothesline!
Kane grabs Batista, and hits him with a HARD throat thrust! Batista chokes a little bit, but comes back with a full power haymaker! Kane staggers back, and both men clothesline each other, but nobody falls! They try it again... still nothing! They try it again, and Rey dropkicks Kane, causing him to fall after the clothesline. Rey goes to pin Kane.
1...2...No? Batista pulls Rey off of him.
Batista:: That's not going to finish him off.
Rey nods and picks up Kane. Batista grabs Kane... SPINEBUSTER! Kane is out cold, and Rey goes to the apron. He springboards and drops Da Dime! He hooks the leg.
1...2...No! Batista again pulls Rey off. The two begin to argue. Rey pushes Batista to no effect, and goes back to the pin.
Batista lifts up Rey by his tights and neck.. and LUNGES him over the top! Good GOD! Mysterio lands on the outside with a hard thud. Batista picks up Kane, and goes for ANOTHER Spinebuster, but Taker big boots Batista in the face! Kane slowly gets up and grabs Batista from behind. He hooks his arms as Taker begins to nail Batista in the face with hard jabs and uppercuts. Taker backs up and goes for a big boot, but Batista breaks free and ducks.. Taker big boots Kane right out of the ring! Batista spins Taker around and hoists him onto his shoulder, but Taker reverses the power, and now Batista is on Taker's shoulders! TOMBSTONE! MY GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT! Taker crosses the arms... we might be looking at our #1 Contender!
1..........2......................NO! Mysterio nailed Taker in the back of the head with a huge springboard leg drop! Rey managed to hit Taker, and sat down right on Batista chest! He hooks Batista's leg!
1........2.....NO! Batista powers out! Rey rolls off of Batista, and lunges at him, but gets caught! Rey slithers out and rolls up Batista!
1...2...NO! Undertaker breaks up the pin! Taker punches Batista, knocking him into the corner. Mysterio hops onto Taker's shoulders and goes for a hurricanrana, but Taker throws him off! Rey lands on the shoulders of Batista! Rey goes the rana on Batista, but gets thrown off! Rey lands on his feet, and Batista goes for a clothesline, but Rey ducks! Taker grabs Batista by the throat! CHOKESLAM TO THE OUTSIDE! Batista is sent crashing to the floor outside, and may be knocked out! Kane is back in the ring. Let the double teaming BEGIN! Kane goes to pick boot Mysterio, but Rey ducks underneath it! The big boot nails Taker in the face! Taker staggers back a bit, but shakes it right off! Taker raps his hand around Kane's throat, and Kane does the same to Taker... Mysterio hits Kane with a springboard dropkick that sends him flying over the top! Taker picks up Rey, and goes for the tombstone, but Rey slithers out! Dropkick! Oh man! Taker is in 619 position! Rey bounces off the ropes....619!! He hit it! Taker is sent staggering back, and Rey springboards..West Coast Pop! NO! HE GOT CAUGHT! LAST RIDE! NO! Mysterio counters! SUNSET FLIP!
1!!!!2!!!3!! He's done it! Rey Mysterio has done the impossible!
Winner-Rey Mysterio- Sunset Flip- 10:56
Wait a minute! Edge is in the ring! Mysterio turns around...SPEAR! Edge damn near broke him in half! DAMNIT! Edge and his lackeys begin stomp on the poor Mysterio. Meanwhile, a brawl has erupted between Batista, Kane, and Taker on the outside! All of a sudden Teddy's music begins to play. Teddy comes out and runs down the ramp and into the ring.
Teddy:: STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
Edge and his lackeys back away from Mysterio.
Teddy:: Edge? You want Rey so bad? Fine! Next week, it'll be Edge vs Mysterio. And if Mysterio can win... Anybody who interferes during your match at No Way Out will be fired on the spot! Next Batista, Kane, and Undertaker? They will be teaming up to take on you... Curt...Hawkins.
Hawkins is pissed off, but his “Friends†are relieved it isn't them.
Teddy: But not just any match. An Elimination CHAMBER QUALIFYING MATCH! That's right, if you three can co-exist as a team for ONE night... you will be in the Elimination Chamber! And whoever wins that, is going to WrestleMania to take on the World...Heavyweight...Champion!
Edge is livid. All of a sudden... Shooting Star by Black Stone Cherry hits. What the hell is going on? Is that it.. it is! It's Jerry Riggs... the owner of WWO! Riggs rolls into the ring.
Riggs:: I'm sure every one of you are wondering what am I doing on WWE programing? I tell you what... but first...
Riggs punches Teddy in the face! Edge lifts up Teddy... and spears the holy hell out of him! Riggs and Edge are shaking hands! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?
Riggs:: I am the NEW GM of Friday Night Smackdown, and now that Edge and I are a team...we will be unstoppable!
The four raise their arms as the show fades out.
***End of Show*** ***Credit goes to HulkStar for the Hardcore Match and Tag Match. Thanks man!
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