WWE 2K22: WrestlingSmarks Universe Mode!!

[Rosie]

"Hello yes, Danhausen here. Welcome to Smarkhausen's wrestling. Danhausen will be your very famous, very evil host and future champion of all the interwebs. We have some unique people here on this roster. There are some very evil fellows calling themselves M&Ms. They appear to be very vicious, very evil, and I hope that they can be very nice and not be mangle Danhausen's beautiful face. Then we have a group name which Danhausen will not say because it is a swear and Danhausen knows the interwebs does allow some swears, but Danhausen also wants to be on television! Danhausen will send a strongly worded message to one Mr. Blaze Smark to get their name changed. Also where is Danhausen's blimp? Dave Honor promised Danhausen a blimp, then Tony Elite bought my real world counter-part's company, and he doesn't get Danhausen his blimp! Get Danhausen his blimp!"

"But fear not, Danhausen has some friends! There is one Orangehausen. He is lazy, but he doesn't swear, so that is good and Danhausen's eyes! Then we have Mr Bo Texas and his friend Curt Perfecthausen! They call themselves the B-Hausens which they informed Danhausen the B stands for "Best-Hausen. But then there are two ladies that are friends with Danhausen! They are Oedo Tai-Hausen. There is Momo-Hausen and then Kitty Hausen. Uhh, they yell at Danhausen a lot. And they are really evil!Danhausen needs to learn to be more evil like them. They are also pretty *growl* but they are not very nice to Danhausen, but Danhausen hopes they lighten up a bit. Together we will take over the internets both together and separate before our real life counterparts do the same! Anyway, Love that Danhausen" ​

 

[Nostradamus]

"Hello yes, Danhausen here. Welcome to Smarkhausen's wrestling. Danhausen will be your very famous, very evil host and future champion of all the interwebs. We have some unique people here on this roster. There are some very evil fellows calling themselves M&Ms. They appear to be very vicious, very evil, and I hope that they can be very nice and not be mangle Danhausen's beautiful face. Then we have a group name which Danhausen will not say because it is a swear and Danhausen knows the interwebs does allow some swears, but Danhausen also want to be on television, so Danhausen will send a strongly worded message to one Mr. Blaze Smark to get their name changed. Also where is Danhausen's blimp? Dave Honor promised Danhausen a blimp, then Tony Elite bought my real world counter-part's company, and he doesn't get Danhausen his blimp! Get Danhausen his blimp!"

"But fear not, Danhausen has some friends! There is one Orangehausen. He is lazy, but he doesn't swear, so that is good and Danhausen's eyes! Then we have Mr Bo Texas and his friend Curt Perfecthausen! They call themselves the B-Hausens which they informed Danhausen the B stands for "Best-Hausen. But then there are two ladies that are friends with Danhausen! They are Oedo Tai-Hausen. There is Momo-Hausen and then Kitty Hausen. Uhh, they yell at Danhausen a lot. And they are really evil!Danhausen needs to learn to be more evil like them. They are also pretty *growl* but they are not very nice to Danhausen, but Danhausen hopes they lighten up a bit. Together we will take over the internets both together and separate before our real life counterparts do the same! Anyway, Love that Danhausen" ​

Out of all of this, I fucking died at Curtis Axel being called "Curt Perfect". It's like the perfect off-brand name for a knockoff wrestling toy ever.

 

[Jobber Doink]

"Hello yes, Danhausen here. Welcome to Smarkhausen's wrestling. Danhausen will be your very famous, very evil host and future champion of all the interwebs. We have some unique people here on this roster. There are some very evil fellows calling themselves M&Ms. They appear to be very vicious, very evil, and I hope that they can be very nice and not be mangle Danhausen's beautiful face. Then we have a group name which Danhausen will not say because it is a swear and Danhausen knows the interwebs does allow some swears, but Danhausen also wants to be on television! Danhausen will send a strongly worded message to one Mr. Blaze Smark to get their name changed. Also where is Danhausen's blimp? Dave Honor promised Danhausen a blimp, then Tony Elite bought my real world counter-part's company, and he doesn't get Danhausen his blimp! Get Danhausen his blimp!"

"But fear not, Danhausen has some friends! There is one Orangehausen. He is lazy, but he doesn't swear, so that is good and Danhausen's eyes! Then we have Mr Bo Texas and his friend Curt Perfecthausen! They call themselves the B-Hausens which they informed Danhausen the B stands for "Best-Hausen. But then there are two ladies that are friends with Danhausen! They are Oedo Tai-Hausen. There is Momo-Hausen and then Kitty Hausen. Uhh, they yell at Danhausen a lot. And they are really evil!Danhausen needs to learn to be more evil like them. They are also pretty *growl* but they are not very nice to Danhausen, but Danhausen hopes they lighten up a bit. Together we will take over the internets both together and separate before our real life counterparts do the same! Anyway, Love that Danhausen" ​

This be good shit.

Wish I had a creative bone in my body lol

 

[Smart Marx]

It’ll be interesting to see who’s left after everyone already drafted but I’m game as soon as Waze tells me the rules.

 

[Chris]

If you really want 6 more, I'll pick some from the leftovers after Smark. That will be easy, I just do not have the energy for actual drafting still even though I now should have the time even a quick one between me and smark, nah sorry

 

[Comrade Khan]

It’ll be interesting to see who’s left after everyone already drafted but I’m game as soon as Waze tells me the rules.

just pick 6 ppl not already picked, doesnt matter from when or where.

 

[Chris]

It’ll be interesting to see who’s left after everyone already drafted but I’m game as soon as Waze tells me the rules.

I think it's over and the OP is updated so you're probs good to pick 6 whenever but I'll let Blaze confirm. You have anyone downloadable for 2K22 to choose from which is essentially anyone I think lol

 

[Smart Marx]

Sweet. I’ll post my six shortly. Thanks, Chris.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Shit @Blaze I'll throw u 6 more for cpu xD

 

[Chris]

Nah I'd rather someone new pick the 6 after Smark even if it's not me lol it's just more fun for the thing that way instead of CPU characters i think. If anyone else lurking wants in tho I'm fine with that lol but I can find 6 wrestlers

 

[Comrade Khan]

im shocked Booty didnt take Dax or Razor ngl, but its still a dope stable he made

 

[Alexa]

I had a cool stable name, but I changed it and my picks at last minute because I knew everyone excepted me to pick Deathmatch/Hardcore wrestlers. Looking back i should have kept it as such, lol.

 

[Nostradamus]

I had a cool stable name, but I changed it and my picks at last minute because I knew everyone excepted me to pick Deathmatch/Hardcore wrestlers. Looking back i should have kept it as such, lol.

Should've went with all obscure WWE Divas from 2004-2006, headlined by Joy Giovanni as your stable leader.

 

[Alexa]

Should've went with all obscure WWE Divas from 2004-2006, headlined by Joy Giovanni as your stable leader.

With my dumb knowledge, I could have pulle dthat off

 

[JakeYourBooty]

It’ll be interesting to see who’s left after everyone already drafted but I’m game as soon as Waze tells me the rules.

All the nWo are left except Macho
FTR are left cuz they didn’t fit my vision


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