Few things. I'm not overly happy with this first show but have some pretty good plans that I should be able to build into as I go. Also, a version of this show was written years ago, and some of the match recaps had a lot of detail in them. Wouldn't expect too much of that for future shows, outside of a PPV.
Thursday Night Smackdown – March 18th, 2004
Boston, Massachusetts – TD Garden
In the same vein as Raw, Smackdown kicks off with a video package which adequately portrays the pomp and pageantry of last Sunday’s WrestleMania XX. They key moments focused on throughout the highlight video package are: John Cena winning his first singles championship in the WWE, defeating The Big Show to become the WWE United States Champion; the World Tag Team Champions Booker T and Rob Van Dam defied the odds, beating Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak, The Dudley Boyz and La Resistance to retain their titles; in the match of the night, Christian bested Chris Jericho thanks to interference from the love of Jericho’s life, Trish Stratus; Evolution used their strength in numbers and passed by the Rock ‘N’ Sock Connection when Randy Orton pinned Mick Foley; Torrie Wilson and Sable defeated Stacy Keibler and Miss Jackie in an Evening Gown Match, mainly due to a miscommunication between the Raw tandem; Chavo Guerrero won a Cruiserweight Open to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Title; the most anticipated match of the evening saw Raw’s Bill Goldberg beat Smackdown’s Brock Lesnar, however after the match they both fell to Stunners from the Special Guest Referee, Stone Cold Steve Austin; Much like their Raw counterparts, Smackdown’s WWE Tag Team Champions Rikishi and Scotty Too Hotty defied the odds, outlasting the World’s Greatest Tag Team, The APA and The Basham Brothers; Molly Holly had her head shaved when she failed to regain the Women’s Championship from Victoria; the WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero outsmarted Kurt Angle, untying his boot laces to break the Ankle Lock and catch Angle off guard with a quick pin; The Undertaker returned and squashed Kane, continuing ‘The Deadman’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania; Finally, in the main event, Chris Benoit achieved a lifelong dream, beating both Triple H and Shawn Michaels in a Triple Threat Match to become the World Heavyweight Champion for the first time.
***
“VIVA LA RAZA”
Much like his buddy Chris Benoit over on Raw, the ovation is TREMENDOUS as the man who retained his WWE Championship at WrestleMania, EDDIE GUERRERO rolls his light blue low rider with red bonnet scoop into the arena. As always, the cheers get louder as Eddie parks his car beside the ramp, before giving the hydraulics a good working out, all whilst sporting his mischievous grin. After enjoying the features of his vehicle, Eddie stands on the seats, before letting out a little shimmy and tapping the gold WWE Title around his waist.
Finally, Guerrero jumps out of the car and rolls into the ring, immediately jumping to one of the corners and surveying the raucous audience. As Eddie is handed a mic, he continues to slap his chest and dance around, getting the fans to start up a standard “EDDIE”, “EDDIE”, “EDDIE” chant. The smirk from ‘Latino Heat’ just continues to get bigger, until the noise dies down enough for him to speak.
Eddie Guerrero: ORALE VATO… VIVA LA RAZA!!!
Eddie gets a little red faced, screaming his catchphrase which gets another epic ovation from the Boston natives. Guerrero enjoys the ovation for a few more seconds before getting a slightly more serious look on his face.
Eddie Guerrero: I just want to start off by saying
thank you to each and every one of you, I truly appreciate the support. As your WWE Champion, I take it as my responsibility to get the show started on the right note, but before I do that, before we have some fun, I just need to take a few moments to be serious about some things close to my heart.
Full of respect, the audience remains rather silent so their champion can speak.
Eddie Guerrero: You see, holmes, as far as I’m concerned, my win over Kurt Angle at WrestleMania last Sunday, keeping the WWE Championship, that was the
happy ending to the
darkest chapter of my life. It’s pretty well known around these parts that I’ve battled my fair share of demons in my life, but pretty much since the start of this year, it has been the
hardest few months of my life.
Eddie looks down to the canvas, a sombre look on his face and you could almost hear a pin drop in the arena.
Eddie Guerrero: Let’s take a look back at these last few months. First of all, I lost my family,
la familia, the people I relied on more than anybody to get through all of my problems and they turned their backs on me. My two brothers, Chavo Guerrero Senior and Chavo Guerrero Junior, who even though he’s my nephew, he’s like a brother, el yo abandonado, they
deserted me. They left me high and dry, they hurt me both physically and mentally, but I fought through the pain, the anguish, the
hell, I overcame it all and I
beat Chavo at the Royal Rumble.
Cheers go up for the announcement of his victory a few months ago, and the champ nods in appreciation.
Eddie Guerrero: And just when I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, life got
harder. In February I faced the
biggest physical challenge of my life when I went up against Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship at No Way Out. That Brock Lesnar, he’s one big, bad hombre, and as difficult as it was, it was also the
greatest challenge of my life, because I overcame Brock Lesnar and became the WWE Champion!!!
A VERY LOUD ovation comes from the audience this time, and Eddie’s forced to wait a few moments before he can continue.
Eddie Guerrero: Thank you all again, it means a lot, but after I become WWE Champion, things didn’t get much easier. With no family to celebrate my title win with, I turned to one of my
closest friends who supported me through all of my issues with my family, I turned to Kurt Angle. And what happened? Kurt Angle turned on me,
brutally assaulted me and had the Smackdown General Manager Paul Heyman in his back pocket but you know what? I dug deep, I overcame and I still found a way to win at WrestleMania.
Yes, of course the mention of the SD Mania main event gains another pop from the crowd.
Eddie Guerrero: Now that’s where the dark, sad story of Eddie Guerrero ends, because if I could get through the last few months, then I can get through
anything. Estoy listo, I’m ready to move forward, I’m ready to be happy, and it
doesn’t matter what obstacles get thrown in front of me, I’ll overcome them because they’re
nothing compared to the demons I’ve had to face in the past.
Guerrero’s getting fired up again now, becoming a little more upbeat, getting a little louder.
Eddie Guerrero: I look forward to the challenges that Paul Heyman is going to throw at me,
OR what Eric Bischoff throws at me if I get drafted to Raw next week and I
laugh at them, vato. They’re a walk in the park compared to what I’ve been through, and overcoming all of these obstacles, it helps me fulfil my new
addiction.
The audience seems a little confused by that statement but Eddie continues to smirk.
Eddie Guerrero: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I have a new addiction but I promise it’s
not an addiction to any sort of drug or alcohol. No, no, no, I’m addicted to
defying the odds, I’m addicted to continue to earn the
respect of all of you fans, and I’m addicted to being the
best WWE Champion that I can be.
He says this full of pride and taps his belt, and giving a little shimmy, sending the fans into a frenzy.
Eddie Guerrero: So far I’ve been feeding that addiction and because of it, with the beginning of this new chapter in my life, I feel on top of the world, esse. But after fighting so hard for the past few months, even the champion deserves the odd night off, holmes. I’m
not scheduled to compete tonight but for all I know, the next challenger for the WWE Championship is. So tonight, I’m going to sit back and relax like a WWE fan, maybe eat a couple of burritos and enjoy the show with everybody else.
The fans give some polite applause for that, and Eddie points to an empty seat in the front row. ‘Latino Heat’ steps towards the ropes and is half out of the ring, prepared to go take his seat, when he’s stopped in his tracks by…
***MENTAL***
The all too familiar of the Smackdown General Manager hits and it generates plenty of heat, as the walrus looking PAUL HEYMAN steps through the curtain. Dressed in his usual suit, Heyman has a smug look on his face, ignoring the heat from the audience. One thing Heyman does show is his intelligence, deciding to remain at the top of the ramp as opposed to joining Eddie inside of the ring.
Once his music dies down and the heat lowers with it, Heyman raises the microphone to speak.
Eddie Guerrero: I’m just about to head to ringside and chill out with the fans and enjoy the show. What the hell do you want, holmes?
Guerrero looks frustrated at the appearance of the GM, but Heyman clearly doesn’t appreciate the reaction from Eddie.
Paul Heyman: Now hold on there, Mister Guerrero, let me clear something up for you. I can understand that you’ve gotten caught up with your reminiscing over the past few months of your life. I can understand that after your big win at WrestleMania that perhaps you’re floating on a cloud of euphoria, but let me bring you back down to reality. Don’t forget the pecking order around here, you might be the WWE Champion but I’m
your boss, which means I can do whatever the hell I want, whenever the hell I want.
Boos are directed at Heyman for his attitude filled response, and Eddie looks set to retort, bringing the mic to his mouth.
Paul Heyman: No, no, no, no,
just no. I don’t pay you to talk, I pay you to wrestle, so do yourself favour and just
shut up and listen.
More heat from the fans but Eddie’s fuming now as well, getting red faced. Heyman seems to be enjoying the reaction his evoking from the WWE Champion.
Paul Heyman: Let me remind you again just to make sure it sinks in, you’re the WWE Champion,
and I’m the General Manager. I decide who has the night off and when,
not you. I actually think it’s pretty
humorous that you think you deserve the night off, because as far as I’m concerned, Smackdown is all about
competition. Paul Heyman’s Smackdown is all about the best competition in the world and the WWE Champion needs to
epitomise that at all times.
Heyman pauses, letting those words sink in, whilst Eddie listens intently, wondering where this is heading.
Paul Heyman: And you’re not exactly epitomising the best competition in the world by trying to take a night off, so it’s
not going back to happen. Let’s take a trip down memory lane for a moment,
esse, ever since the Paul Heyman administration took over Smackdown, the WWE Champion has
never had a night off, not even the
greatest WWE Champion of all time, Brock Lesnar. Eddie, being the WWE Champion is a
huge responsibility, so you’re not getting any time off.
The fans boo Heyman’s shit talking and Eddie even rolls his eyes, because everybody knows Heyman always favoured Brock.
Paul Heyman: Now I’ve been mulling how to keep the momentum going after an
extraordinary Smackdown side of WrestleMania, and I’ve managed to come up with the
perfect strategy for tonight’s show. There’s not many ways you can compete with WrestleMania but I’ve figured out a way to do it. Not only will tonight’s main event be WrestleMania worthy, but it’ll also allow me to
kill two birds with one stone… You see, right here tonight, in that very ring where you stand, in non-title action, in what may be the
last time this happens depending on the draft next week,
Eddie Guerrero… The WWE Champion… You will go one on one with the WWE United States Champion John Cena in a champion versus champion match!!!
Holy shit, that’s a huge announcement. The fans don’t like Heyman but they do like that announcement, letting out a BIG TIME pop. Despite looking a little battered and tired, even Eddie seems impressed, smirking and nodding his head ever so slightly.
Paul Heyman: I wish you the best of luck tonight, Mister Guerrero, I assume against such
tough competition that you’re going to need it… Thank you very much!
Those last words are laced with cockiness but Heyman seems happy with just putting Eddie in another difficult situation. Whilst the fans go back to booing Heyman, the GM steps through the curtain, leaving Eddie to ponder how the night off has turned into a main event against John Cena. Eddie continues to think things over, as we head to a break.
{Commercials}
1 – Tag Team Match
Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty vs. The Basham Brothers
We kick off in ring action tonight with the WWE Tag Team Champions in non-title action against a hungry team who if getting a win, could become the number one contender’s. Realising this is their chance to the shine, The Basham’s seem extremely focused, even as the champs are making their entrance. In their typical fun manner, Rikishi and Scotty get into the ring and jive a little, dancing and having a good time with the fans… WHEN THE BASHAM’S ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND… LOOKING TO GET THE ADVANTAGE!!!
A clever strategy from The Basham’s and it works as Danny pummels Scotty, and then he and his brother Doug focus on The Kish. The brothers eventually toss Rikishi to the outside, and begin double teaming Scotty. Our referee eventually gains control of the contest, with Rikishi returning to the apron, and as does Doug Basham, but the damage has been done, and Scotty is in trouble. The Basham’s show off their tag team expertise, isolating Scotty for a sustained period. A few times Scotty looks to build some momentum and make a tag but The Basham’s manage to cut him off, much to the annoyance of a visibly frustrated Rikishi.
Despite their domination though, The Basham’s are only able to gain a few near falls, Scotty showing the heart and resilience of a champion. One thing The Basham’s do well is constant tags and double teaming, however it also proved to be their undoing. After Danny mocks Rikishi, causing the referee to run over and prevent Rikishi from trying to get into the ring, The Basham’s look to double team Scotty again. They send him into the ropes and when he comes back… DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!
NO!!! SCOTTY DUCKS, QUICKLY TURNS AND TAKES DOWN BOTH BASHAM’S WITH A DOUBLE BULLDOG!!!
The audience explodes at the signs of life from Scotty before a slow clap starts, urging him to make the hot tag, which he does. From here, the match changes significantly as he’s a big ball of energy and he begins dominating his opponents. Rikishi continues to pinball both Basham’s around the ring, before taking Danny up and over with a high Back Body Drop! There’s no time to relax though as once Rikishi gets up, DOUG CHARGES AT HIM… RIKISHI TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SAMOAN DROP!!!
Both The Basham’s are in trouble now so Rikishi whips Danny into the corner, BEFORE FOLLOWING IN… RUNNING BUTT SPLASH IN THE CORNER!!!
There’s a huge cheer echoing around the arena as they know what’s next, as Rikishi turns his head and Danny has fallen into a seated position in the corner. The Kish begins raising the roof, before pulling ups his underwear… AND DANNY TASTES THE STINKFACE!!!
A big smile is on the face of the Samoan as he loves it, before finally relenting. Danny immediately rolls out of the ring, collapsing to the floor, whilst Doug remains down in the ring. Without making a tag, Rikishi motions to Scotty to enter the ring, and after performing all of the epic theatrics, SCOTTY NAILS DOUG BASHAM WITH THE WORM!!!
Scotty immediately rolls to the outside, wanting to ensure Danny can’t get involved, as a merciless Rikishi drags the body of Doug towards the corner. The Kish then climbs up to the middle rope… AND DESTROYS DOUG’S CHEST WITH A BANZAI DROP!!!
RIKISHI REMAINS SEATED FOR THE COVER…1…2…3!!!
Winners: Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty @ 06:40
Its celebration time for the happy go lucky champs after the match, as Scotty joins Rikishi in the ring and they share a hug. The former members of Too Cool are gifted their titles by the referee, and they dance around the ring a little, much to the delight of the fans in attendance.
The tag champs are looking on top of the tag division at the moment, capping off a strong week after a successful Mania title defence.
***
As the celebration continues inside of the ring, we head to the interview set in the backstage area where JOSH MATTHEWS is standing by.
Josh Matthews: Hi ladies and gentleman, I’m Josh Matthews and I’d like to welcome my guests at this time, accompanied by his
legendary father, Chavo Guerrero Senor, he’s the WWE Cruiserweight Champion… CHAVO GUERRERO!!!
The camera immediately pans out to reveal a smug looking CHAVO GUERRERO, his Cruiserweight title around his waist. To his left is his did, CHAVO CLASSIC looking just as smug as his son.
Josh Matthews: Chavo, last Sunday at WrestleMania you successfully defended your Cruiserweight Championship in a special Cruiserweight Open match. Admittedly, you did have the
luck of the draw on your side, and you used your father’s
help to beat Rey Mysterio after he had already faced two other men. I think the question on everybody’s mind is
will you give Rey Mysterio a one on one rematch to truly prove who the better man is?
Both Chavo’s look heavily offended at the question asked by Josh, and it’s Jr. who tees off first.
Chavo Guerrero: Are you serious right now, Josh? What the hell is wrong with you? How about you offer me some congratulations for being the standout performer at WrestleMania last night? Everybody’s talking about my Uncle Eddie beating Kurt Angle, or Chris Benoit beating two men in a Triple Threat, but basic math says that I had the best WrestleMania out of anybody, not just last night but in it’s entire twenty year existence. I beat
nine other men all by myself.
His dad looks proud, patting him on the back as he continues.
Chavo Guerrero: But I wouldn’t expect any better from you, Josh. You’re just like
everybody else. You’re just like Eddie and you’re just like all of these fans, everybody is
jealous of me, and you’re all doing everything you can to hold me down. You need to face the facts, at WrestleMania, I
beat Rey Mysterio, end of story.
The Cruiserweight champion shoots Matthews another dirty look, so the interviewer knows not to say anything. Chavo Classic now takes centre stage.
Chavo Classic: From somebody who isn’t insanely jealous of Chavo, I just wanted to say how
proud I am of my son. He faced a one in ten chance of retaining the Cruiserweight Title, and he did it. For all of these people nagging and complaining about Chavo and I
cheating to keep the Cruiserweight Title, well that’s just too bad. We’re Guerrero’s, it’s what we do, if Rey Mysterio wasn’t prepared for us to cheat, he
shouldn’t have been in that match in the first place.
They share a laugh amongst themselves now, feeling a little better than they did when Josh first asked his question.
Chavo Classic: Now going back to your original question, Josh, about Rey getting a rematch, it
isn’t going to happen. WrestleMania is not the first time that Rey Mysterio has lost to Chavo, and quite frankly, he
doesn’t deserve a rematch.
Classic’s finished up now, so Chavo Jr. steps up.
Chavo Guerrero: My dad just hit the nail on the head, things between Rey and I are
finished. He can win as many matches and look as impressive as he wants, but numerous times when the chips are down, I have
beaten Rey. At WrestleMania I closed this issue with Rey once and for all, because I proved that I am
better than him, and hopefully for Rey’s sake, he learns his lesson or gets drafted to Raw. Now run along, Josh…
For shits and giggles, and probably because he didn’t appreciate Matthews’ question, Chavo glares at him, and Josh quickly leaves the screenshot. The Chavo’s continue to talk amongst themselves, seemingly having distanced themselves from Rey Mysterio…
{Commercials}
2 – Singles Match
Jamie Noble vs. Shannon Moore
Honestly, not a lot to this one. Michael Cole and Tazz sell this as two guys looking to make their mark after falling short in the Cruiserweight Open at WrestleMania. Moore, the former Mattitude follower really tries to put in some work, flying around and landing some high risk moves, but to put it frankly, Noble is a class above. The redneck brawler is eventually able to ground more, pummel away at him… AND LOCK HIM IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!!
Moore flails his arm around, desperate for the ropes or some sort of help, but there’s none… SO MOORE TAPS OUT!!!
Winner: Jamie Noble @ 03:21
The bell rings and there’s a mixed reaction for Noble, the fans not sure how to react after he decimated Moore, who whilst being a jobber, is also a baby face.
Anyway, Noble gets his hand raised by the ref, keeping the intense look on his face, before he motions that the Cruiserweight title will be sitting where the waistband of his jeans shorts are.
Noble continues to celebrate a relatively easy night’s work as we cut away…
***
We now cut to a vision of the arena doors, and almost as if on cue, the door roughly swings open as KURT ANGLE steps foot into the building. Fresh off of his loss at WrestleMania, Angle looks to be in a foul mood, quickly storming down a hallway and into a locker room.
Inside of the locker room, Angle ignores some of the jobbers seated in there, throwing his bag against the wall, before storming back out.
Kurt continues to march with the purpose through the hallways, barging threw several crew members, bullying them because he’s mad. A couple of the disgruntled crew members mumble to themselves, but Angle stops in his tracks, shooting them a glare, and they immediately pipe down.
A vicious looking Kurt then snarls at them, continuing on his merry way, until it becomes all too clear that he’s heading towards the gorilla position…
***MEDAL***
Despite his impressive effort at Mania against Eddie Guerrero, there’s nothing but heat as a clearly FURIOUS KURT ANGLE storms through the curtain. To get an idea of what sort of mindset he’s in tonight, Angle doesn’t even pause to set off his pyro, ignoring it completely. Unfortunately he does get into some back and forth with the fans on his way down the ramp, unable to completely ignore their chants of “YOU SUCK” to the tune of his entrance music.
The Olympic Gold Medallist rudely snatches a microphone from Tony Chimel, before scaring the hell out of him, forcing him to exit the ring promptly. Angle paces up and down the ring for a few moments, waiting for the fans to stop booing him, and he’s clearly unimpressed about it.
Kurt Angle: This is the same
crap that I had to deal with at WrestleMania, and to be honest with you, I’m
sick and tired of it.
What the hell is wrong with you people? I’m an Olympic Gold Medallist, I represent the red, white and blue of the United States of America each time I come out here, yet you treat me like this… On the other hand, all you
idiots will go nuts with excitement when Eddie Guerrero, a former drug addict comes out here. I just
don’t get it, I’m an American hero, and each time I come out here, including last Sunday, I fight for everything that is
pure in the world and in our once proud country.
Angle is furious, getting red faced as he barely pauses for a breath throughout that spiel. After the insults of Guerrero, the fans kick start an “EDDIE” chant, which quickly infuriates Kurt even further.
Kurt Angle: I’m the
best damn wrestler in this entire company, and it’s about time I get treated like it.
“EDDIE”, “EDDIE”, “EDDIE”. Kurt eventually has to wait for the chant to die down, unable to hear himself think and speak.
Kurt Angle: This actually brings me to another point, I’m sick and tired of not getting treated with the respect that I deserve. I don’t get the right amount of respect from the guys in the back, and I sure as hell don’t get enough respect from you people.
The audience continues to shit all over Angle, it’s true, it’s true.
Kurt Angle: I’ll break the ankle of each and every one of the so called wrestlers in the back until they start treating me with the respect that I deserve. As for you people, you
should treat me with more respect, but admittedly, you’re all not that important. The only other person who
needs to respect me right now is the guy who runs this show, the General Manager of Smackdown, the one and only Paul Heyman.
Having thrown in a slight dig at the audience, it almost looks as if Kurt’s feeling a little more like himself now. The mention of Heyman gets plenty of heat from the crowd though.
Kurt Angle: And by Paul Heyman giving me the respect I deserve, I mean that I
should be getting a rematch for the WWE Championship! What kind of champion is Eddie Guerrero? He’s
not a champion that anybody can be proud of, he’s an
embarrassment. I was the better man at WrestleMania, I had Eddie Guerrero right where I wanted him. I had beaten his ankle so bad he could barely walk, and I locked in the ankle lock, ready to
break his ankle, when he’s freakin’ boot came off.
Reliving the moment gets more cheers from the fans, and gets Kurt mad again.
Kurt Angle: He untied his own boot, removing his gear to squirm out of a wrestling hold that he couldn’t escape fairly. That’s not showing championship heart or championship valour, that’s
cheating, plain and simple. As far as I’m concerned, right here tonight, I
should be getting my rematch for the WWE Title, but I’m not. Instead I’ve been forgotten about and the main event is that
coward Eddie Guerrero against that Marky Mark wanna’ be.
More heat from the fans as Angle insults two of their favourites. An exasperated Angle just throws his arms up in dismay.
Kurt Angle: To make matters worse, not only am I not getting my rematch, I wasn’t even scheduled to appear tonight. I wasn’t pencilled in for an interview and I wasn’t booked in a match but I refuse to stand idly by and be treated this way. Things need to change around here and they need to change now, so I’m
not leaving this ring until somebody comes out here and gives me the respect that I deserve…
It seems Kurt is serious, as he lowers his mic, nothing else left to say, but he shows no signs of leaving the ring. On commentary, Cole talks about Angle being a cry baby who’s now holding the show hostage, but Kurt doesn’t care. He continues to pace around the ring for another few seconds, until the audience begins serenading him with a “YOU SUCK” chant.
Angle shakes his head but takes the chant in his stride, remaining in the ring, literally holding up the show…
***NEVER GONNA STOP***
It takes a few moments to sink in but when it does, the ovation is GIGANTIC because returning after twelve months out with a broken neck is EDGE. As the smoke comes into the air at the entrance ramp, the Canadian runs to each side of the stage, encouraging the fans to get amped. Donned in casual clothing, Edge has a microphone in his hand as well, and after playing to the fans, he stops and just smirks, enjoying what is arguably the best ovation of his career.
Inside of the ring, Angle looks a little annoyed at the interruption, but also looks shocked to see a man he has quite a bit of history with in Edge. Angle begins to look less offended and a little bit more concerned as the returning star slides right into the ring, showing no hesitation. He’s smart enough to not turn his back on Angle though, and instead just stares him down until his music stops.
Edge: Firstly, I want to say thank you all very much for that, it’s been a
tough journey coming back from a broken neck, but nights like tonight make it all worth it. All the blood, all the sweat, all the tears, it’s all worth it because tonight each and every one of you showed me the
respect that I deserve.
Edge shoots a wink to the fans, using Kurt’s own words against him, and Angle clearly isn’t happy.
Edge: I can’t explain how good it feels to be back in front of you all, and ready do what I love again. After being away for so long, this is simply a dream come true.
Laying it on thick, Edge gets another positive reaction from the audience, whilst Kurt rolls his eyes.
Edge: But Kurt, don’t get your panties twisted, I can see you getting a little frustrated over there. I didn’t just interrupt you for the sake of it, I interrupted you for a very specific reason. You see, me getting taken out for twelve long months, it couldn’t have come at a worse time for me. Personally, I was on the
biggest roll of my career and I felt like I could see that light at the end of the tunnel which was a WWE Championship opportunity.
Kurt audibly scoffs and Edge shoots him a look.
Edge: Twelve months is a long time and this business is a “what have you done for me lately” type of business, so I was worried that I’d be forgotten. I’m here now to make sure that I
won’t be forgotten. I’ve got two missions to accomplish now that I’m back. Number one, find out just which
son of a bitch attacked me from behind.
The returning Edge grimaces, full of rage and pain regarding his attack.
Edge: And number two, after I’ve done kicking their ass and making their life a living hell… I’m going to
win the WWE Championship!
Edge pauses, letting those words sink in, whilst Angle and the fans listen on.
Edge: So Kurt, I’m out here to look you in the eye like a man, something you couldn’t potentially do twelve months ago, and ask you, were you the one who took me out?
Murmurs from the fans as Edge takes a threatening step towards Kurt, but Angle doesn’t back down, despite looking surprised.
Kurt Angle: Shut up! That’s enough out of you, you self-righteous, self-centred son of a bitch! You’re not treating me with any respect, just like everybody else so maybe it’s time to make a stand. Maybe the perfect way for me to
earn some respect would be to make an example out of you and put you right back on that shelf. And I’ll do it to your face, because I don’t need to attack anybody from behind!
He's brimming with intensity, but Edge still smirks at the reaction from Kurt.
Edge: Yeah, that’s good, Kurt, get fired up. Back a couple of years ago on this very show, when I started on the best run of my career, I started by
beating your ass at Judgment Day! Kicking your ass helped catapult me to new heights, so I figured it might help with my investigation if I kicked your ass
again.
Oh, Edge gets a really big pop for that statement. The intensity of both men is picking up in the ring.
Kurt Angle: Whoa, whoa, hold on, I’m a fair guy. I don’t have my gear with me tonight, but more importantly, you’re still looking a little
fragile, Edge. I don’t want easy pickings when you’re still feeling brittle, so the answer to your challenge is NO!!!
Edge shakes his head in frustration.
Edge: Well, you see, I feel a bit more in a hurry about this because one of us could end up getting drafted to Raw next week so…
EDGE TEES OFF WITH RIGHT HANDS, rocking Kurt. Angle can’t defend himself from the barrage by Edge, until Edge sends Kurt to the ropes…
As Kurt comes back, EDGE RUNS AT ANGLE… THINKING SPEAR!!!
NO!!! KURT CLINGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF HARMS WAY!!!
The heat is huge for Kurt, who backs away, whilst Edge begs him to return to the ring. Angle keeps telling Edge he swear he didn’t take him out, as Edge keeps inviting Angle to get back into the ring.
The two keep trading words, hatred still between them after a year and a half apart, as we head to a break.
{Commercials}
Returning from the break, we get a video package…
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We now get the second video package of the evening showing highlights of WrestleMania, however this one has a particular focus on the return of THE UNDERTAKER. It firstly shows clips of Kane helping Vince McMahon bury ‘Taker, before showing some of the moments leading into Mania where ‘Taker was haunting Kane.
Finally, we see clips of the match where ‘Taker dominated Kane, eventually putting his younger brother away with the Tombstone Piledriver to extend his Mania streak to 12-0.
Finally, as ‘Taker’s music continues to play, a caption comes over the screen which reads…
“THE UNDERTAKER RETURNS TO SMACKDOWN… NEXT WEEK”
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3 – Tag Team Match
The APA vs. The World’s Greatest Tag Team
Much like the previous Cruiserweight match, this is a match where both parties want to impress and stay in title contention after coming up short in a title match at WrestleMania. It’s safe to say this match will probably be better and go a little longer than three minutes, especially when after the bell rings, both teams don’t immediately lock up. Bradshaw is the nominated man to start the contest for The Acolytes, however Benjamin and Haas go back and forth a little, until an uneasy Shelton decides that he’ll be starting the match.
Being up close and personal with the intimidatingly large Texan in a one on one situation seems to keep Benji a little hesitant, but Bradshaw has no such problem kick starting proceedings. He simply beats the tar out of Shelton with haymakers and clubbing blows to the back, before sending him to the ropes and bulldozing him with a hard Shoulder Block! After being taken down, much to the annoyance of the fans, Shelton immediately rolls to the outside, where his partner greets him, and the two have a conference on what their next move is.
Bradshaw waits impatiently but it’s worth it when Benji slides back into the ring, with Bradshaw basically picking up where he left off. In the early stages, this match flips the normal tag formula, as instead of the heels isolating a face, Bradshaw continues to just beat the hell out of Shelton. To Shelton’s credit, he never stops fighting, even shrugging off Bradshaw and managing to push him back with a few right hands. Benji then bounces off the ropes for momentum… SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!
NO!!! BRADSHAW CATCHES SHELTON… AND SIMPLY TOSSES HIM ACROSS THE RING!!!
It’s a rough landing for Shelton who holds his back in agony, whilst Bradshaw decides not to wear out his welcome, tagging in Faarooq. And that’s the name of the game for the next few minutes for The APA, they share quick tags and use their basic, bar brawling offense to just punish Shelton. Haas is clearly getting frustrated on the apron, but it’s clear that The APA are loving inflicting punishment as always.
After Faarooq gets a near fall off of a Powerslam, he makes the tag to Bradshaw, who comes in like a house on fire. He runs through Shelton a few times, before picking him up… AND THROWING HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH A FALL AWAY SLAM!!!
Bradshaw cleverly makes sure that Shelton is in his team’s corner, BEFORE MAKING THE COVER…1…
THE REFEREE STOPS COUNTING BECAUSE HAAS RUNS INTO THE RING… BUT HE RUNS STRAIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER FROM FAAROOQ!!!
Bradshaw is still on top for the cover, but the referee doesn’t get back to counting, instead distracted as he orders Faarooq to get back to the apron. He then barks the same instructions at Haas, before turning back to a now furious Bradshaw, who by now had given up on the cover. Bradshaw looks at the referee and yells, “COUNT THE DAMN FINISH”… ONLY TO TURN STRAIGHT INTO A T-BONE SUPLEX FROM BENJI!!!
Shelton’s in no condition to make the cover after that, but both men remain down, and it certainly changes the match. Eventually Shelton manages to make the tag to Haas, and with Bradshaw already down, Haas uses his technical prowess to keep the much bigger man grounded. From here, the WGTT get a bit of time to dominate, with Haas putting in most of the heavy work, allowing Benjamin to recover from the beating he received early.
The WGTT show just how good they are as a team though, cutting off the ring and not allowing Bradshaw the chance to make a tag. At one point, after landing a desperation Suplex on Haas, Bradshaw looks like he might make the tag… BUT SHELTON RUNS ACROSS THE RING… AND DROPKICKS FAAROOG OFF OF THE APRON!!!
The former leader of the Nation of Domination goes crashing into the crowd barricade, whilst Shelton gets admonished by the referee. With the ref distracted, HAAS NAILS BRADSHAW WITH A LOW BLOW!!! Bradshaw falls to the canvas, holding his nuts, and Haas immediately pounces, LOCKING IN THE HAAS OF PAIN!!!
Pain shoots through the body of Bradshaw, from the nut shot and the submission, and whilst he fights it for a little while, in the end, he has no choice… BRADSHAW TAPS OUT!!!
Winners: World’s Greatest Tag Team @ 08:42
After the match, Shelton joins his partner Charlie in the ring, and they share a celebratory hug, before having their hands raised by the referee.
Victory is clearly sweet, the two with smiles on their faces, despite the fact that they’re gaining plenty of heat from the fans.
Finished soaking in the feeling of victory, Shelton and Charlie leave the ring, one win closer to potentially getting a tag team title shot in the future…
Inside of the ring, FAAROOQ has made it back now, checking on his partner BRADSHAW, both men feeling the effects of the tough match they just had.
As the two lick their wounds, everybody’s attention is directed to the titantron, where somebody can be heard clearing their throat.
On the titantron is a man who hasn’t been seen in a while, SEAN O’HAIRE donned in a black leather jacket, and a cool pair of black shades.
Despite having cleared his throat to make everybody notice him, O’Haire simply stands by, shaking his head, before pretending to only just notice that he’s on camera.
Sean O’Haire: Bradshaw… Faarooq… The Acolytes Protection Agency… You guys are
pathetic!!!
Full of content, O’Haire damn near spits the words out, gaining plenty of heat from the fans. The APA themselves don’t look all that impressed either, but O’Haire just shakes his head at them.
Sean O’Haire: You see, I’m what I consider an
unlucky guy. I have all of the talent in the world, and my record here in the WWE is solid, yet for some reason I have been chewed up and spat out by the promotional machine that is the WWE. I can’t even
remember the last time I was on Smackdown. On the other side of things, you’ve got The APA, who’re clearly two of the
luckiest guys in the world. These two
untalented hacks are getting the opportunity to live out their dreams by competing in the WWE. Now for some reason, the promotional machine is behind Bradshaw and Faarooq, so they’re getting to do what even I wish I could do, they’re getting opportunity after opportunity and they
squander all of them. They don’t take advantage of what’s being
given to them.
The APA are definitely pissed off now, but O’Haire just adjusts his shades before continuing.
Sean O’Haire: A match here and a match there doesn’t really count, but let’s have a real think about things here.
When was the last time The APA won a really
important match? For some reason they managed to be involved in the WWE Tag Team Championship match at WrestleMania, but I sure as hell can’t remember the last time they won a
title match.
More boos from the fans.
Sean O’Haire: To be brutally honest, these two ingrates shouldn’t even be wrestlers. The fact of the matter is all they care about is drinking, gambling and beating people up in bars. That’s sickening, this business is
supposed to be about proving you’re better in legitimate wrestling competition.
O’Haire pauses as The APA wish that he was in the ring with them right now. It must be said that the fans do indeed mark out for The APA’s hobbies.
Sean O’Haire: I’ve sat back for long enough and watched, but I refuse to sit back anymore. Guys like Bradshaw and Faarooq are what is
wrong with this industry. No harm, no foul, I guess it doesn’t matter now, because Bradshaw, Farooq, you’ll both be
gone soon enough. This is the second coming, I am ‘The Saviour’, and Sean O’Haire is coming back to
rid the WWE of everything and everybody that is not up to standard, and that’s starting with the two of you.
Having said his piece, O’Haire continues to smirk from the safety of the titantron, whilst Bradshaw and Faarooq are incensed. With an unexpected message having been sent tonight, we head to our next break.
{Commercials}
After the break, we are back at the interview set where JOSH MATTHEWS is standing by.
Josh Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to my guest at this time, a man who was
ultra-impressive in winning the WWE United States Championship in his debut WrestleMania match last Sunday… JOHN CENA!!!
Queue the big ass ovation from the fans, as the new US Champ JOHN CENA steps into shot, all smiles. He listens to the fans, enjoying the moment, punching his chest right where it says ‘RUCK FULES’ on his t-shirt, before straightening up his ‘WORD LIFE’ baseball cap.
Josh Matthews: Firstly, congratulations on your
huge title win at WrestleMania, but uh, clearly there’s no time to rest. How do you feel about having to face the WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero tonight?
Cena gets his serious face on, nodding solemnly at the task he faces in the main event.
John Cena: Look, I’mma’ be real with you, Josh. I’ve been on quite the roll recently, pickin’ up steam, kickin’ ass and takin’ names, but I know tonight I’m facin’ the best wrestler in the world. Eddie Guerrero is the WWE Champion for a reason, he proves it night in and night out and I know I’m not
supposed to be at that level yet… But I don’t give a
damn. Nobody thought I could beat The Big Show at ‘Mania either, but you wanna’ know what I did? I proved
everybody wrong, I knuckled down, I got the job done and I got the strap to prove it.
‘The Doctor Of Thuganomics’ taps the US belt on his shoulder for further emphasis.
John Cena: Tonight, I plan on repeatin’ that performance. The way I grew up, the stuff I’ve been through, it keeps me
hungry. I came up from nothin’ to make it to the WWE and this US Title, but this is just the beginnin’. I fought against all the odds in the world growin’ up on those streets, I had to
survive, and that’s why I’ll continue to fight against the odds week after week, it’s in my DNA. What I’m tryna’ say is, I’m headin’ into tonight’s main event to fight and I
truly believe that I can beat Eddie Guerrero.
That garners a mixed reaction from the fans in the arena, plenty of them being Eddie fans. Cena doesn’t acknowledge the reaction though, instead just waiting for the noise to die down.
John Cena: To sum it all up for ya’, Josh, I guess I feel like I’ve got all the respect in the world for Eddie Guerrero, he’s the best, but tonight, I’m gonna’
BEAT HIS ASS!!!
Some real flashes of intensity from Cena now, as the reaction from the fans gets a little more negative. Cena’s popular as hell, but Guerrero’s the man right now. The US Champ seems to have summed up how he feels, so Matthews chimes in.
Josh Matthews: Thanks for your, John, and good luck in you-…
John Cena: Whoa, whoa, hold ya’ horses, Josh. I ain’t finished.
Cena now reverses his baseball cap, and he pulls his padlock chain out of his denim jean shorts pockets, and throws it around his neck.
John Cena: Ya’ see, what would my first Smackdown be as US Champ if ‘The Doctor’ didn’t spit a little somethin’ in celebration? What if this is my
last appearance on Smackdown? Wouldn’t be right If I didn’t hit a little freestyle…
Matthews shrugs, far too white to know the answer to that question.
John Cena: Yo, yo, yo, let’s d-…
Before Cena can go any further, Matthews scurries off screen because walking in from the opposite side and ruining the festivities is the former champ, THE BIG SHOW. Cena’s mood has completely changes now, looking as intense as ever, and Show goes chin to nose with him, staring him down.
John Cena: Ya’ wanna’ go, big man?
Surprisingly, Show puts his hands up, proclaiming his innocence and takes a step back.
The Big Show: You need to relax, Cena, you’ll
know when I want to go. I just couldn’t help but overhear, it’s a huge match tonight against Eddie, I just wanted to come by and wish you
good luck.
Cena looks really confused, but still keeps his guard up, whilst Show begins laughing hysterically, before turning and walking away. The US Champ remains firm in the same stance, just in case Show tries something sneaky, and Cena continues to seem confused with Show’s behaviour.
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4 – Singles Match
Hardcore Holly vs. Rhyno
This one is a tough, rugged, stiff affair whilst it remains a competitive contest, with both men proving why they are two of the toughest men on the roster. There isn’t too much in the terms of technical wrestling here either, rather just a lot of punch/kick offense, and some basic power moves. Demonstrating how stiff this match is, both men get multiple bumps and bruises within the first few minutes, Rhyno in particular sporting the beginning of a black eye from a Holly punch. The punch seemed to daze Rhino somewhat, SO HOLLY SET UP FOR THE ALABAMA SLAM... BUT RHYNO VICIOUSLY AND REPEATEDLY CLUBS THE BACK OF HOLLY… FORCING HIM TO WITHDRAW FROM THE ATTEMPT!!!
From this moment onwards, it’s a completely different ballgame. Despite Hardcore’s best efforts, Rhyno takes over, looking far too strong and a class above in the process. After landing the vicious looking Gut Buster, Rhyno focuses his attack on the ribs of Holly, before sending him hard into the corner. The velocity of the collision with the turnbuckles causes Holly to drop to the canvas, and when he fights his back up and staggers towards the centre of the ring… HE’S MOWED DOWN WITH A GORE BY RHYNO!!!
‘THE MAN BEAST’ HOOKS THE LEG…1…2…3!!!
Winner: Rhyno @ 05:28
There’s a little bit of heat from the fans but it’s nothing overly exciting after the impressive performance from Rhyno. The former ECW Champion has his hand raised by the referee, before scaring the referee away, breathing heavily.
His matted hair in his eyes, the ferocious Rhyno looks down at Holly, who is stirring and holding his ribs. Rhyno shakes his head and heads back to the corner, getting down on his haunches, apparently not happy with the work done so far tonight.
Rhyno waits and as the game, tough Holly fights his way back to his feet… RHYNO TAKES HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER GORE!!!
This time Holly’s not moving and the referee begins to check on him. Meanwhile, Rhyno pounds his chest twice before raising his arms in the air, standing over Holly.
Rhyno lets out a primal roar, getting a louder negative reaction than he did right after the match, but with a sadistic smirk forming, it’s clear that he’s happy with his actions tonight.
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A busy man tonight, pulling double duty before the next commercial break, JOSH MATTHEWS is once again at the interview pit.
Josh Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, he is the WWE Champion… EDDIE GUERRERO!!!
A gigantic pop from the fans as a smiling EDDIE GUERRERO walks into shot, the WWE Title proudly around his waist.
Josh Matthews: Eddie, a few moments ago I spoke to your opponent tonight, John Cena, who knows he’s in for a fight tonight. He’s also confident in bringing the fight to you and thinks he can
beat you tonight. How do you feel about this?
Guerrero smirks at the question, mulling over his answer for a moment.
Eddie Guerrero: Clearly John Cena is as street smart as he says he is, because he
better know that he’s in for a fight tonight, esse. I’ll give him the fight of his life it means getting the victory tonight, but I’m not stupid, holmes, I know it
isn’t going to be easy. It never is in this business, and even though I don’t have any personal issues with Cena, I’m ready to go to war, vato. Cena thinks he can beat me? Nobody beats ‘Latino Heat’ at his
best.
In typical Guerrero fashion, he begins getting all red faced and worked up.
Eddie Guerrero: I respect John Cena, Josh, I really do, but he can talk all the tough talk in the world, it
doesn’t mean anything. This title around my waist says that I’m the best in the world and it also says that I’m willing to take on any and all comers. If I’ve gotta’ beat Cena tonight to remain the best, then that’s exactly what I’ll do.
He’s even more worked up right now.
Eddie Guerrero: And as for Paul Heyman, I know this is supposed to be an
inconvenience to me, but it’s not. Wrestling is in my blood, competing is what I
live for, and I’m
excited as hell to go put on a show tonight and prove how good ‘Latino Heat’ really is… VIVA LA RAZA, HOLMES!!!
With that being said, and cheers echoing throughout the arena in the background, Eddie walks out of screenshot, whilst Matthews signs us off to our next set of commercials.
{Commercials}
5 – Singles Match
Rey Mysterio vs. Ultimo Dragon
The two masked Cruiserweights share a respectful handshake which gets some general applause from the fans for the sportsmanship. Once the two lock up, it isn’t long before the two are running all over the place, putting on the type of match that only Cruiserweights can. Determined to get a win after being screwed out of the title at Mania last night, Mysterio looks really good in the early stages, dominating Dragon. However the domination is short lived, AS MYSTERIO SETS UP FOR A WHEELBARROW BULLDOG… BUT ULTIMO SHOWS INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, REVERSING INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX!!!
Mysterio lands awkwardly on the back of his head and neck, and taking on the “heel” role for this match, Dragon works on the neck. It’s all with a plan as well, as after working on the head and neck of Mysterio for a few minutes, DRAGON APPLIES THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!! Rey’s in trouble, stuck in the centre of the ring, but no matter how many times the referee asks him, he refuses to submit.
Eventually out of frustration more than anything, Dragon lets go of the hold, realising he’s not getting the win this way. As Mysterio crawls towards the ropes, Dragon connects with a low Dropkick, sending Mysterio tumbling to the outside. In typical masked wrestler fashion, Dragon straightens his mask before heading onto the apron, waiting for Rey to get up. Once Rey is on his feet… DRAGON SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES WITH AN ASAI MOONSAULT!!!
BUT MYSTERIO DROPKICKS HIM IN MID AIR!!!
Holy shit!!! A massive turning point in the match here as now it’s Dragon landing awkwardly on the floor, holding his chest, whilst Mysterio gets time to recover. Rey fights back to his feet and sends Dragon here as well, and lands several of his signature moves, getting a few near falls. Dragon manages to fight back though, showing his heart and determination, BEFORE LOOKING LIKE HE’S GOING FOR A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!
REY SWIVELS OUT THE BACK!!!
Mysterio pushes Dragon into the ropes, and when Dragon comes back, Mysterio lands a Drop Toe Hold which conveniently hangs Dragon up on the second rope. Sensing his chance, Mysterio dials it up… 619!!! The fans mark out for the big time move, as Dragon is sent flipping back to the centre of the ring. Rey’s poised on the apron, waiting, and as a dazzled Dragon gets back to his feet… MYSTERIO COMES FLYING OFF THE ROPES… WEST COAST POP!!!
REY HOLDS ON FOR THE COVER…1…2…3!!!
Winner: Rey Mysterio @ 07:12
A big pop goes up as the bell rings because the fans appreciate the Cruiserweight action that was just on display. An exhausted Mysterio gets to his feet, adjusting his mask, as always, before getting his hand raised by the official.
Enjoying the moment, Mysterio heads to the top rope to continue to celebrate with the fans, whilst Ultimo Dragon is forced to lick his wounds on the outside.
As he’s up on the top rope, Mysterio motions for the Cruiserweight Title to be around his waist, sending a pretty clear message to the champion, Chavo Guerrero.
But the story for tonight isn’t what may come, it’s that Mysterio looked impressive as hell, rebounding from the disappointment of Mania.
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It’s almost main event time now but before we get there, we head to the Smackdown General Manager’s office, where sitting behind his desk, looking as smug as ever is PAUL HEYMAN. His appearance gets some heat from inside of the arena, and he just rolls his eyes, before clearing his throat.
Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentleman… I use those terms ever so loosely… Before we get on with tonight’s main event, I have a special
treat for all of you people. I’ve organised a satellite connection with a man who was truly
impressive at WrestleMania last Sunday, and a man who if all is
right and
just in the world, will be named the number one contender for the WWE Championship. From his home, put your filthy hands together for… BROCK LESNAR!!!
The titantron now comes to life with a new image, and it’s of a pretty generic living room, and sitting on one of the lazy boys is none other than BROCK LESNAR. The former WWE Champion seems to be in good spirits despite his loss at Mania.
Brock Lesnar: Thank you for the intro, Paul. Onto business, the reason why I’m not there in Boston tonight is because quite frankly, I didn’t need to be. I’ve taken a
well-deserved night off because I’ve
carried this brand ever since I got here. All you people know it, I know it, and being the smart, savvy businessman that he is, Paul Heyman knows it.
Major heat for Lesnar’s start, especially when he’s complimenting Heyman.
Brock Lesnar: I didn’t need to be there tonight because Paul Heyman hasn’t just given me the night off, he’s given me something else that I deserve. Paul Heyman has named me the number one contender in waiting for the WWE Championship and I want to make it clear now, this is a
long overdue rematch from No Way Out. I
dare somebody to draft me to Raw and try and take this away from me.
There’s some cheers from the fans at the idea of Brock being drafted.
Brock Lesnar: At Judgment Day, Eddie Guerrero will face me, his judge, jury and executioner. He will be judged and executed for
stealing the WWE Title from me at No Way Out. Eddie didn’t beat me because he was the better man, he beat me because a man who I
refuse to mention got involved and helped the
lesser man win. At Judgment Day, that
won’t happen.
As stone faced as ever, Brock is still cut deep about not being the champion.
Brock Lesnar: Now I’ll be back at Smackdown next week, so be ready for that, Eddie, but as for tonight, I’m just going to sit back, relax, and
enjoy the main event.
Finally, Lesnar cracks the closest thing we’ve seen to even just a smirk from him, but he’s said all he wanted to. It’s now time for our final commercial break.
{Commercials}
6 – Singles Match
Eddie Guerrero vs. John Cena
It’s a big match feel for this one, champion versus champion and the audience are at a fever pitch. Both men seem relatively calm, staring each other down, before Eddie puts out a hand. It seems he’s looking for a handshake but the US Champ surveys the audience, knowing that Guerrero is known for lying, cheating and stealing. Eventually, Cena relents, saying “I’M TRUSTIN’ YOU, DAWG”, before he accepts the handshake.
This gets another nice ovation from the fans, especially considering there’s a clean break from Guerrero. Finally, the two do lock up, with a Collar and Elbow Tie Up, and Cena immediately backs Eddie into the corner, demonstrating his strength advantage. They meet back in the centre of the ring and lock up a second time, but this time Eddie snaps in a Side Headlock, before going behind with a Hammerlock.
That’s right, shockingly we get some really basic chain wrestling, with Eddie clearly carrying Cena, until Cena’s able to fight out of a Headscissors and the two meet in the centre of the ring again. They have a standoff and the fans applaud yet again, whilst Eddie nods in respect, putting his hand out for another handshake. Having lowered his guard, Cena accepts the shake again… BUT THIS TIME EDDIE PULLS HIM IN TO A THUMB TO THE EYE!!!
If it was anybody else, they’d be getting mad heat right now, but because it’s Eddie, he gets cheered from the fans. With Cena blinded by the shot, the WWE Champion pounces, going to town with some forearms, softening up Cena. From here, Eddie keeps Cena on the mat, using pure wrestling and his technical advantage to stay on top. Focusing on the back for most of his offense, there’s even an awesome moment where EDDIE GETS CENA UP IN THE SURFBOARD SUBMISSION… BUT HE WAS UNABLE TO HOLD HIM UP LONG ENOUGH FOR CENA TO SUBMIT!!!
After being drilled with a Back Suplex, Cena rolls onto his stomach, still holding at his back. Wanting to end things relatively quickly, Eddie scales the top rope… LEAPING OFF WITH THE FROG SPLASH… CONNECTING WITH CANVAS!!!
CENA MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Much to the dismay of ‘Latino Heat’, now it’s Cena’s turn to have a period of domination. It’s very different to when Guerrero dominated though, no technical wrestling now. Cena uses brute strength and his closed fists, a clear brawl heavy strategy against Guerrero. Cena gets pretty comfortable, keeping the WWE Champion down but he’s unable to put him away.
Realising how big this could be for his career, Cena eventually tried to end things… GETTING EDDIE ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE FU… ON THE WAY DOWN… EDDIE COUNTERS INTO A BIG TIME SWINGING DDT!!!
Both men are drenched in sweat, lying on the canvas in the middle of the ring, and the referee has no choice to begin counting out both men. The referee gets to seven when both men, with the aid of the ropes, manage to get to their feet. They meet in the centre of the ring and Eddie drills Cena with a forearm, but Cena immediately responds with a right hand. Eddie lands another forearm, but Cena again hits back with a right, and this one turns into an absolute slugfest.
Eddie, Cena, Eddie, Cena, Eddie, Cena, Cena, Cena… Until Eddie cuts off his momentum with a vicious European Uppercut which sends Cena down to the canvas. Having beaten Cena at his own game, Guerrero gets fired up, doing a little dance, showing some of his flare, before dragging Cena back up. The WWE Champion lands a few more strikes to the head, before sending Cena to the ropes… CLOTHESLINE FROM EDDIE!!!
NO… CENA DUCKS!!!
BLUE THUNDER BOMB FROM CENA TO GUERRERO!!!
Not for the first time in this match, both men are down, unable to bounce straight back to their feet. The referee begins counting them out again, but this time at eight, they make it to their feet. Eddie does look a little worse for wear, but suddenly Cena gets a shocked look on his face, and it’s easy to see why…
THE BIG SHOW IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
SHOW PIE FACES CENA, SENDING HIM TUBMLING TO THE CANVAS!!!
Guerrero sees this and despite his exhausted, EDDIE RUNS AT SHOW… RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT!!!
With both competitors in the match being battered by Show, the referee has no choice but to wave off the contest.
No Contest @ 09:12
There’s plenty of heat from the fans, for The Big Show interfering but also for the match ending in a crappy circumstance. Big Show smirks at the fallen Guerrero, before he’s confronted again by Cena… GOOZLE!!!
BIG SHOW DRILLS CENA WITH A CHOKESLAM!!!
Big Show stands over both men, letting out a yell and showing his Chokeslam hand like only he can. Suddenly, there’s a stir from the audience and the boos get even louder, because dressed in his wrestling gear…
BROCK LESNAR jogs down the ramp and slides into the ring.
No strangers to each other in the past, Brock and Show stare at each other for a moment, before they nod… AND THE DUO BEGIN STOMPING ALL OVER EDDIE GUERRERO TOGETHER!!!
“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? BROCK LESNAR ISN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE STATE?” – MICHAEL COLE
The two powerful giants continue to beat down on Cena and Guerrero until they are interrupted by…
???: Excuse me! What is this?
The duo stop the blows, and look up to the top of the ramp, where PAUL HEYMAN has appeared. The Smackdown GM has a confused look on his face.
Paul Heyman: What is this??? What is happening right now??? I’m sure that’s the question running through everybody’s mind right now, so let me answer it for you. You see, earlier in the night, I
clearly stated that Eddie Guerrero would be going one on one with John Cena, but I’ve had a change of heart. I’ve decided that it’s
not good business to give away a champion versus champion match on free television, therefore this is now becoming a tag team match. It will be
Eddie Guerrero and John Cena TEAMING UP to face Brock Lesnar and The Big Show!!!
THUNDEROUS heat from the fans, whilst Heyman smirks, and Brock and Show laugh amongst themselves.
“WHOA, LOOKS LIKE HEYMAN IS LOOKIN’ AFTER HIS BOYS” – TAZZ
“THIS WAS A DAMN SET UP ALL ALONG” – MICHAEL COLE
He’s hesitant to do so but his boss barking orders, the referee has no choice but to arrange the bell to be rung to start the tag team main event.
7 – Tag Team Match
Brock Lesnar and The Big Show vs. Eddie Guerrero and John Cena
John Cena is basically out of it from the Chokeslam, so Show simply grabs him, rag dolls him, and throws him through the ropes and to the outside. Meanwhile, a smiling Brock drags Eddie to his feet… BUT GUERRERO SHRUGS BROCK OFF AND RUSHES HIM… NAILING SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS IN A ROW, DAZING BROCK MOMENTARILY!!!
Unfortunately, Show comes from behind with a blow to the back and that halts all of Eddie’s momentum. From there, a smirking Lesnar… POPS EDDIE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS… F5 FROM LESNAR TO GUERRERO!!!
Eddie’s down and out… SO BROCK HOOKS THE LEG…1…2…3!!!
Winners: Brock Lesnar and The Big Show @ 01:02
BROCK LESNAR HAS JUST PINNED THE WWE CHAMPION!!! The deck was clearly stacked in his advantage, and he barely had to break a sweat, but Lesnar has still beaten the WWE Champion.
Eddie is down inside of the ring, whilst Cena remains down on the outside. Meanwhile, the referee raises the victor’s hands in the air, only to be ushered out of the ring by Paul Heyman.
A smug look on his face, Heyman now raises Lesnar and Show’s hands in the air, getting an enormous amount of heat from the audience.
The boos continue but they don’t care, because if Heyman has Show and Lesnar by his side, and aligned, they could be unstoppable.
It’s a scary image of these three standing at the top, looking down at the rest of Smackdown…
Tazz wonders how Eddie will be able to deal with Lesnar, and all his advantages from Paul Heyman, whilst Michael Cole interestingly says everything could change after the draft…
And with that thought, and the image of the two baddest men on the roster, standing tall with the GM, we fade to black.
END OF SHOW
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Current Card for WWE Judgment Day
May 16th, 2004
Los Angeles, California
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