To my buddy Sal: I will miss you, brother. I've enjoyed your presence more than that of any other league mate, if I'm being perfectly honest. PSYCH's stupidity often brought the lulz, but you're just so sharp and cunning with the jokes that you had me laughing at will. You and Marcus are really the only two people who can make me laugh whenever you'd like, but fuck that geek Marcus. I hope you still come around a bit. See you 'round the bend, smurf.