Oh shit I'm way behind on my campaign materials.
My platform:
I support a player's right to choose to make a shitty trade.
I am for stronger gun control, with an exception made for when Varejao gets hurt again.
I plan on taking this league international within the next 5 years, because I'd rather play with people who don't speak English than notPSYCH.
And lastly, I plan on changing TO to AST/TO ratio next season because I like tinkering with things dammit.
Oh, one more thing: if elected, MORE ALISON BRIE GIFS