WEEK 1 MONDAY MORNING RECAP, CHUCKERS #1?
WESTERN CONFERENCE
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| # | Name | W | L | T | GB |
| 2 | SAL | 9 | 4 | 0 | |
| 3 | GA | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 5 | IYF | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 6 | KIF | 7 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 8 | Showtime | 6 | 7 | 0 | 3 |
| 11 | Stax | 5 | 8 | 0 | 4 |
| 13 | Noto | 4 | 9 | 0 | 5 |
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EASTERN CONFERENCE
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| # | Name | W | L | T | GB |
| 1 | chico | 9 | 3 | 1 | |
| 4 | Cwalker | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1.5 |
| 7 | Ben | 7 | 6 | 0 | 2.5 |
| 9 | PSYCH | 6 | 7 | 0 | 3.5 |
| 10 | AID | 5 | 8 | 0 | 4.5 |
| 12 | PHX | 5 | 8 | 0 | 4.5 |
| 14 | Brandon | 3 | 9 | 1 | 6 |
Notes:
What happened?
GA vs. Stax - 8 -5 GA win
Stax was missing Rondo this week which hurt him in a couple of categories, but at the end of the day there was no way he was winning this. He may have been able to make it a 7-6 loss with a few more blocks, but honestly Stax should not have been competing in blocks against my team which is built around bigs. The new kid got taken behind the barn and whipped, but he will get his. LeBron had 34 FGM and a fourth of his total points on the week. LeBron can carry teams.
KIF vs. Showtime - 7-6 KIF win
Um. Hello #1 fantasy player for week 1, Chris Paul. Paul just dominated. Shot 51% from the field, had 83 pts, 30 ftm, 36 ast, 11 steals didn't turn the ball over that much. That's hard to beat. Showtime had no Westbroke early in the week and if he did he could have at least 10-3'd KIF this week. He only missed out on Assists by 3, DREB by 3, OREB by 5, and FGM by 8. Westbrook could have made up for that in one game.
SAL vs. Noto - 9-4 SAL win
Sal's team is fucking stacked. Unibrow, Green taking over in Boston, bad boy Cousins and Evan Turner. He even has roleplayers like Ray Allen to get him them 3's. This one was still a lot closer than it looked thanks to some Love/Drummond/Griffin heroics. Griffin really did tank Noto's FT% this week, though.
Ben vs. PSYCH - 7-6 Ben win
Perennial loser Ben opens the season with a win against worst team in the league, PSYCH. Kobe didn't play so PSYCH lost FTM by 1. Bummer. Tie breakers matter come playoff time mah smurf. Melo played like shit. Brandon Jennings not playing saved Ben's FG% for week 1. I doubt he wins that category ever again now that he's back.
IYF vs. AID - 8-5 IYF win
This new guy sux. Just goes to show you that our league is on another level from that WF league. Kidding, but for real Aid's team needs some work. Carter-Williams is making Oladipo look like a bitch after 1 week so I'm kinda concerned about that ROY vote. IYF's team on the other hand is stacked top to bottom as per usual. He's got David Lee and James Harden...enough said. Gallinari should make him even scarier if he stops being a pussy.
CWalker vs. PHX - 8-5 CWalker win
Wait...wut? How could you let this happen PHX. This is a convincing win too. Irving/Ellis/Thomas is pretty much the scariest 1/2/3 guard rotation I've ever seen and Pau Gasol is obviously one of the top big men in the league. You're in trouble, PHX. Losing to the new guy who didn't even know he had Matt Barnes on his bench until I mentioned it on opening night.
chico vs. Brandon - 9-3 chico win
Biggest blowout of the season so far has put chico in first place in the league. This was basically rape and wasn't even close. Moral of the story: LOLBRANDON.
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