Wrestling Haiku's

[Jose Tortilla]

Dutchman gets it now.
So happy with all the help.
He's a happy man.

:alone:

 

[Matt]

Stone Cold Steve Austin
Asks guy to throw him some beer
Gets hit in the face

 

[Hannah Bee]

It's in the OP.

5 syllables in the first line,
7 in the next,
5 in the last.

1 2 3 4 5,
1 2 3 4 5 6 7,
1 2 3 4 5,

My dog has just died (5 syllables),
I am really upset now (7 syllables),
I'm going to cry (5 syllables),

That's sad to know Crayo
But I want to tell you guys
Kelly sucks Vince's balls.

 

[Matt]

Sheamus gets angry
Hits the ref with a brogue kick
Fined five hundred grand

 

[#Heel1]

Brodus Clay is fat
But still gets some big black ass
Naomi's stupid​

 

[Matt]

dats 6 on the last one change it to dumb instead

 

[Jose Tortilla]

Say it to my face.
Is what Riley always says.
So I told him now.

 

[Matt]

John is in the ring
Talking to Laurinaitis
Says go puck yourself

 

[Matt]

Chris is in Brazil
Kicks the Brazilian flag
Nearly arrested

 

[Crayo]

The Miz not on RAW
Jericho gets arrested
Miz can take his place

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[Matt]

The Miz not on RAW
Jericho gets arrested
Miz can take his place

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