Wrestling Haiku's

[Matt]

A Haiku is a non rhyming poem with three lines. the first line has 5 syllabballalls, the second has 7 and the third has 5. Here are some of the ones I have made. Post some of your own!

D-Bry was the champ.
Lost it in 18 seconds.
gets over with crowd.

Jericho Returns.
End of world as we know it.
Loses all the time.

Cena gets injured.
He's going to take time off.
Comes back the next night.


My first thread :yay:

 

[Super Saiyan Goku]

Johnny being the GM STILL!

 

[Stopspot]

Johnny being the GM STILL!

That's not a Haiku

 

[Matt]

Thread says make haiku
Randy Savage thinks he knows
Fails Miserably

lolololol tunga:

 

[Jose Tortilla]

I think the forum is my home,
I checked again,
I cried. :

 

[Matt]

I think the forum is my home,
I checked again,
I cried. :

#fail

The first one is 5
The second one is 7
The last one is 5

a haiku about how to write a haiku

Climbs onto the Cell
Thrown off onto a table
HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

 

[Crayo]

^^ Fail. First one is 6.

I own this forum
I get picked on all the time
Mind is fucking blown

 

[Matt]

^^ Fail. First one is 6.

I own this forum
I get picked on all the time
Mind is F**cking blown

lols I fixed it

Miz is on a roll.
Loses all his momentum.
Does the thriller dance.

 

[Super Saiyan Goku]

Thread says make haiku
Randy Savage thinks he knows
Fails Miserably

STFU BITCH ASS TROLL!

Johney think he good
But Hide behind a guy who think he a Lawer a Hot Diva that think she all that and a Big Gaint
He lucky I not that or i lay the SmackDown on his Candy ASS and have CM PUNK WATCH! PIPE BOMB!

 

[Stopspot]

STFU BITCH ASS TROLL!

Johney think he good
But Hide behind a guy who think he a Lawer a Hot Diva that think she all that and a Big Gaint
He lucky I not that or i lay the SmackDown on his Candy ASS and have CM PUNK WATCH! PIPE BOMB!

That's not a haiku

 

[Super Saiyan Goku]

That's not a haiku

IT IS!

 

[Jose Tortilla]

Inside of me a light was turned on like the theme says.
So I stuck a light bulb in my ass.
It's glass everywhere.

 

[Crayo]

Fools failing badly,
Learn how to write a Haiku,
Become uber boss.

 

[Jose Tortilla]

PM the foolish Dutchman the instructions then, boy!

 

[Crayo]

It's in the OP.

5 syllables in the first line,
7 in the next,
5 in the last.

1 2 3 4 5,
1 2 3 4 5 6 7,
1 2 3 4 5,

My dog has just died (5 syllables),
I am really upset now (7 syllables),
I'm going to cry (5 syllables),