Worst physical pain you've ever experienced?

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Speaking of bikes, a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends; I wasn't paying attention and ran into some cacti. I was covered in needles and they pulled them out. Good times.
A guy I knew in junior high had his Achilles tendon pierced by one of the thin metal rods that are in the center of a bike wheel that I cannot remember what they are called once. From his stories I can tell that it hurt
 

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A guy I knew in junior high had his Achilles tendon pierced by one of the thin metal rods that are in the center of a bike wheel that I cannot remember what they are called once. From his stories I can tell that it hurt
One of the spokes?
 

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I've been really lucky and never really had any serious pain. Just the odd minor concusion, broken finger and stubbed toe.

I went to school with a girl who fell out of a tree and had both legs impailed on the fence beneath it.
 

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Going on a plane with my nose filled and getting the most painful sinusitis on history. It was so bad I can't even describe, it was exactly what I would expect would be the pain of someone trying to hammer nails down every hole of my head.

Pain was so intense I died and returned three days later as your lord and savior. fml
 

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Never broken a bone thankfully in my 28 years but I de have quite bad cuts on the side of each foot after ice skating, hurt like hell and took about a year to heal properly
 

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Speaking of bikes, a few years ago I was riding my bike with some friends; I wasn't paying attention and ran into some cacti. I was covered in needles and they pulled them out. Good times.

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Winter of 2003. I was dating someone who had been in a serious car accident and was in a coma. I spent so much time at the hospital that I probably went days without eating or drinking. My stupidity caused me to develop a kidney stone, because of dehydration. When that thing passed, it was like razor wire shredding the inside of my body to bloody pieces.

In typical me style, though, something amusing in retrospect happened. I went to the pharmacy to get pain pills. I was literally lying on the counter and moaning in agony... the pharmacist looks at the prescription and actually asks "Are these for pain?" So I responded, "No. they keep me young and beautiful. Of course they're for pain, I'm fucking dying here."
 

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Speeding down a hill on my bike, lost control and flew through a windshield. Knocked me out on impact, but it hurt like a bitch when i woke up.
 

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Speeding down a hill on my bike, lost control and flew through a windshield. Knocked me out on impact, but it hurt like a bitch when i woke up.

Kidney stones seem a lot less painful after reading this.
 

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I've been really lucky to have not broken or do any other damage to bones. I have had sprains but not severe. It may sound little to some people but the worst pain I have felt is Pancreatits and Gallstones. I had this in May and June this year. Severe abdominal pain all day, shoulder was killing and back was killing. Didn't eat for a week and anything I had to eat or drink I threw up. Had to stay in hospital for a week and have surgery to sort the problem out.
 
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I've collapsed a lung, tore a rotator cuff, slipped a disc, had a hernia, fractured my foot, and tore some muscle in my neck.

I'd have to say the worst pain was the shot I got when I slipped my disc...they had to give me a shot right where my nerve root was getting smashed. So, a giant needle going up right into the spinal cord...while it's bruised and smashed...I called the nurse a bitch and nearly broke their bed I was tied on.
 

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Cavity + peroxide.... OUCH.
 

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Thankfully, I haven't experienced any uber-serious physical pain.