worst mic man?

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Yeah, but there's a difference between heat because you're good at getting it, and heat because you're terrible at everything. You may see it as heat regardless, but it's not good to have it that way.

 

[MizMasta3000]

TAKA Michinoukou(spelled wrong) was shit but now, John Cena makes me sick to my stomach when he speaks. he cracks his corny jokes and gets pumped for no reason ughhhh

 

[Quintastic One]

My vote has to go to Maven. lol. It's amazing how he was able to hold a job with WWE for so long without any theme music of his own, no finishing manuever, no gimmick, and no catch phrase whatsoever. lol

 

[Airfixx]

Yeah, but there's a difference between heat because you're good at getting it, and heat because you're terrible at everything. You may see it as heat regardless, but it's not good to have it that way.

As her run went on she went from getting "fuck off"-heat to proper heel-heat.

 

[Kizza]

Vickie was amazing on the mic.

 

[C4]

Yup. Vickie wasn't that bad in the end.

She was more like a heel character and was performing OK. At least better than some of the people we see on TV today. And did anybody mention, Jillian Hall? (She's the one who sings horribly, right?)

 

[Hometown Kid]

TAKA Michinoukou(spelled wrong) was shit

KAIENTAI were both legendary on the mic. INDEED. Or, you know, whoever talked for them. >_>

Morrison has been one of the worst in history on the mic since he debuted. Total robot. Jeff and Batista aren't too hot either. Ezekiel Jackson too.

Of the older guys, not a fan of Mr. Fuji, Steph was God-awful when she first debuted, and Master P is by far the worst mic worker of all time. :shifty:

Also, Evan Bourne's promos are funny.

 

[Airfixx]

"My power of pain..... Demolition San.... They hit you so hard.... You go doooooown, ahahahahahahaha"


Fuji Rulez!!! :shifty:

 

[C4]

Yokozuna never said a word except Bonzai. Mic skills. Lawl.

 

[Beer Money Army]

Yokozuna never said a word except Bonzai. Mic skills. Lawl.

he actually cut promos in 1996 during his face run

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

My vote has to go to Maven. lol. It's amazing how he was able to hold a job with WWE for so long without any theme music of his own, no finishing manuever, no gimmick, and no catch phrase whatsoever. lol

Kind of like Mark Henry. I've been wondering for years why he gets a push every other year and still has a job after fathering a hand and being fellated by a transexual.

Worst mic workers:
Billy Kidman. (I don't think there has ever been anybody as bad as him. Go back and watch the Invasion promos he cut)
Ahmed Johnson
Bobby Lashley
Jeff Hardy
Pretty much every Diva post Trish Stratus/Victoria glory years.
Batista (I can grunt and growl too, but I don't make millions and get handed titles for my physique like this guy!)
Rey Mysterio. How come nobody has mentioned him yet?

 

[Wrestling Station]

In no particular order:
Khali (for talking like chimps)
Umaga (for talking like thick chimps)
Kenzo (talking dumb)
Balls Mahoney (talking smurf)
Boogeyman (his gimmick talk sucks ass)
Marty Jennety (shy kid)

 

[pocket]

Kind of like Mark Henry. I've been wondering for years why he gets a push every other year and still has a job after fathering a hand and being fellated by a transexual.

Funny I think he might have finally found his place with MVP in their tag team... matching outfits and everything

Yeah, but there's a difference between heat because you're good at getting it, and heat because you're terrible at everything. You may see it as heat regardless, but it's not good to have it that way.

Vicki never gets the credit she deserves. She worked the shit out of that character and Edge has a lot to thank her for... half the heat he had, she gave him... so whinge and whine all you want about her annoying voice but she was one hell of a heel... arguably the best female heel performance ever?:strongsad:

 

[noumenon]

Currently, worst on the mic...Morrison, by far.

 

[Headfirst For Hardcore]

Rey Mysterio sounds like an 8 year old on the mic. His promos sound like they come out of a kids book.

Shelton is pretty bad too. It sounds like he mumbles what he's saying.